#honkai_impact_3rd
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Kiana: Ta-da! Here's my Ultra-Super-Spicy chili sauce, made with the spiciest of chilies. 馃ィ
Fu Hua: How much chili did you put in that!?
Kiana: Why are you asking?
Fu Hua: I can smell it from meters away.
Kiana: About...twelve.
Fu Hua: Milligrams?
Kiana: ...chilies. I put in twelve chilies. 馃槗
Fu Hua: What kind? 馃槹
Kiana: I think they were called "Carolina Reapers" or something like that. 馃
Fu Hua: YOU WHAT!!!? 馃槺
Kiana: I'm beginning to feel that I shouldn't have used that many. 馃槗
Fu Hua: You're not even supposed to use one whole Carolina Reaper-- that's how spicy they are!
Kiana: Oh, so that's why my hands are blistering.
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honey-bager 3 years ago
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Skulls
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Kiana: Come one, come all, to the Magnificent Backward Clocks! Each one set an hour back (not two hours) or your money back, guaranteed!
Theresa: Then why does one clock says 12 o'clock, and the other one says 5 o'clock? 馃
Kiana: Uh, they're in different time zones. 馃槄
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Herrscher of Sentience
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Happy birthday, Fu Hua!
馃巶馃巶馃巶馃巶馃巶馃馃嵃馃馃馃嵃馃嵃馃巶馃巶馃馃馃馃巶馃嵃馃嵃馃嵃馃嵃馃馃巶馃
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Welcome Back
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Theresa: I've put all the clocks an hour forward. 馃榿
Fu Hua: Um, you were supposed to put them an hour back. 馃槕
Theresa: Who made you the expert of Daylight Savings? 馃槨
Kiana: Guys, I have a solution: We should destroy all our clocks and forget about this Daylight Savings crap! 馃槃
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Dark Fu Hua
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Kiana: Nutrition Facts are these thingies that tell you how much stuff is in one serving of food. For example: The serving size of potato chips is eleven chips? 馃槼
(*dumps the entire bag into her mouth*)
Nutrition Facts are only suggestions. 馃榿
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Visitors
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Some line art I did.
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Will I ever get S-Rank Durandal?
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Okay then-- will I ever get Herrscher of Reason?
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And (most importantly) will Mei ever be happy again?
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I guess you didn't hear the question correctly 馃槧: Will Mei ever be happy again?
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馃槉
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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More line art I did.
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Kiana: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀 Stay safe!
Theresa: Maybe you shouldn't run with the horn in your mouth. 馃槕
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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Work in progress.
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honey-bager 4 years ago
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The Quantum Princess
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