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sforzesco · 1 year ago

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Out of genuine curiousity, if a genie lets you go to ancient rome and slap anybody, who are you slapping? (Personally Brutus because he's SO annoying and stupid like me)

Augustus, like it’s not even a question I’m climbing through the windows to his house and I’m wearing the clunkiest rings I own for this one

#honestly torn between wearing a full hand of rings or going Rust Cohle on him in front of the whole senate #i think the second one would be more devastating to Octavian’s ego with the right context #but if I get one slap I’m going to make it count. rest in pieces motherfucker #I will say Tiberius is a close second. square up and meet me in the parking lot Tiberius! I have words for you #ask tag

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