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floralembarrassment · 2 years ago

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What did you Expect? (1/1) (jegulus | wolfstar)

"You know your cousin's kid is a little brat," Regulus chided, waggling a finger at Sirius.

"Oh so now she's my cousin?" Sirius retorted, drawing out the 'my' and feigning a pearl clutch.

"Well technically she's always been your cousin," Regulus volleyed back matter-of-factly.

"She's your cousin too Reg, and in fact we only talk to her because of you," Sirius huffed.

"All I'm saying is he is a little shit." Regulus folded his arms as he spoke with a tone of finality.

"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this but umm what did you expect? First of all he's a Malfoy... second of all you know who his parents are, and honestly a kid named Draco has to be a bully otherwise he would get bullied." James placed a gentle hand on Regulus' shoulder as came to stand behind him.

Regulus fell into James' chest, and leaning his head back on James' shoulder he sighed: "well maybe he needs to be bullied," and a small glint appeared in his eyes.

"Reg, no. Come on Harry would be so upset."

Regulus quickly spun around to look at James. He pointed a finger at him, "oh fine but if it wasn't for him I would be bullying that twerp."

"Agreed" Sirius and James said in unison.

"What did he do?" Remus asked.

Sirius' mouth fell open in brief betrayal. "Moony come on. You can't seriously be trying to play devil's advocate. It's Lucius Malloy's boy! He's bound to be a dick," Sirius waved his arms dramatically as he spoke, but no one missed the upturn of his lips as he purposefully messed up the last name.

"I just want to know the story," Remus said waving Sirius off, who only rolled his eyes in response.

"You just want the gossip," Regulus corrected.

"Sue me," Remus said shrugging his shoulders.

"He bought his way onto the quidditch team and then called his daddy when Harry beat him anyway before breaking his arm..." James explained.

"HE BROKE HIS ARM?" Remus jumped up from his seat. He looked between the three others incredulously.

"Technically his house elf set a bludger after him," Regulus corrected.

"Here we go again, you and the elves..." Sirius threw his arms in the air and dropped them quickly by his side.

Regulus continued as if Sirius didn't exist: "If I thought he was smart enough to charm it himself, I would be pushing it harder, but that kid is as dumb as his hair is blonde. Harry is fine though, Madame Pomfrey is excellent as always." Regulus glossed over the insult and quickly a warm feeling fell over the group at the reminder of Madame Pomfrey's caring abilities.

After a moment Remus spoke. Breaking the silence: "It's a good thing he's got a crush on the Weasley girl,"

The others looked at him a bit quizzically.

"What? If he's anything like his fathers, we'll all be lucky if doesn't end up in love with the boy," And Remus burst into laughter. While Sirius' barks soon followed, James and Regulus shared worried looks.

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uncanny-tranny · 11 months ago

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It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

#queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ofc this has been brewing for a long time and it has been really troubling to say the very LEAST #honestly i have seen russian queers joke about the situation which feels different. honestly it's almost admirable #i just can't find it funny to see non-Russians do it simply because the threat of prosecution or death for people is too high in my mind #it feels almost voyeuristic when non-russians joke like that to me #like i've joked about the state of (us)american queer rights when it feels too bleak but i live here #i guess when people only joke about it it tells me they don't think it's a big deal or that it won't affect queer people...#...because it won't affect them as an outsider likely #it's just shitty. all around. and it's the type of thing that i'm not sure what to do #queerphobia #queerphobia tw

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the-great-papyru · 12 days ago

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i think the thing a lot of papyrus takes get wrong is that they forget that, among other things, papyrus is funny. in my experience writing papyrus, i often find the most funny line is the most in-character one. an unfunny papyrus doesn’t ever feel like an accurate papyrus to me. it’s more than part of the game, it’s part of his character. and disregarding that is what messes up a lot of otherwise good impressions of him.

#the same can be said for sans too #the biggest issue with the 2015 fandom interpretation (besides shipping him with a child) was that he was way too serious all the time.#sans actually made me crack up several times during the genocide route #i lost it at “cool mutant hand”#also regarding papyrus #even back when innocent naive papyrus was a thing he wasn’t funny #and this is honestly a big problem considering how deeply intertwined humor is with undertale’s narrative #looking at you chara “laughed it off” dreemurr #toriel “laughs as she dies” dreemurr #sans and papyrus “always smiling” undertale #that one smiling npc in snowdin yeah i didn’t forget about you #seriously gotta stop putting half the post in the tags again this is getting ridiculous #undertale #papyrus #sans #character analysis #not much of one but i think it’s worth the tag

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mipexch · 10 months ago

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since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me

#ultrakill #something wicked #v1 #v2 #its gonna fucking KILL YOU!!!!#it literally circles around them like it does v1 and its really funny to me. like Really funny #you can hear something wicked start hissing as v2 hunts it down #literally almost got me when i was camping out in the terminal room but v2 saved me.........#very fun to mess with #minos was funnier but much worse #couldnt even figure out where they went i could just hear him going DIE and slamming into the ground before something wicked started making #-noises again and teleporting #i stand by something wicked being the ONLY thing v1 is afraid of #because me too. honestly #gen art

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jennystahl · 7 months ago

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#for me honestly gale which is funny cause I don't romance him in game #but I think we could be really annoying together #academics with different focuses so we aren't rivals. getting to explain things to each other. he's thick #prob some other npcs too but I'll stick to the main ones here #polls #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3

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swampybogg · 2 months ago

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#vampire hunter d #vhd #art #D the horseman of death (〃‿〃♡)#Hello Hello I hope you're all doing well 🥹🥹#Sorry that I only draw D haha I can't help it (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ )♡#I started Tyrant Stars recently and I finished gold fiend about a week ago?#Honestly I miss the stories where D would stay in one town in the entire story and be a little detective #since pale fallen angel it's been a lot of traveling ....🥲#and it will never not be funny to me that D has pockets full of dirt 😭 D take a shower man.... or wash your clothes please💀#2 versions because as much as I like white hair D he looks like alucard here because of the gold accents ( •_•)#I've never actually watched or played any of his games idk it does interest me? but not enough to sit down and watch it yet #I wanted to experiment with a black out style ( I tried incorporating red but I got too annoyed.#I intend to render it at some point!#so it might end up looking completely different #well...If I get myself to complete this and I like how it looks in the end I think I might make a little bookmark out of it for myself (〃‿〃#I think it would be neat...#....you see me drawing poppies a lot forgive me 💀They're just my favorite flowers💀 The symbolism works out for this drawing....

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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 days ago

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what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

#nsft #probably. again A Promotion Would Be In Order From Me Personally but WHATEVER.#cherik #im too tired to tag everything ok this post'll find its people #snap sketches #not too tired for a tag ramble tho eUUGGHHH #i HAVE to post the second bit now or ill be editing it all night and for what. i will live #and my silly ass said i wouldnt draw that reading idea. well guess what im a LIAR who LIES.#i do wanna revisit that proper tho .. at least draw em by the fireplace someday but anyway #i think the funny thing is i had like. plans to draw charles in purple briefs just cause he wore them once and i chortled Unreasonably #so here we are. youll have to forgive me my friend i have a condition called If I Get An Excuse To Draw I Will #it is a very serious condition cause i need to SLEEEEPP truly and honestly locking in later i HAVE to #leaving all of you with this for the next idk twelve hours thats crazy #all i want to do is draw but i feel my eyes . Getting Weird and i have exams so i guess i should be a responsible person and sleep #i actually have a lot i need to catch up on so like. i prob wont be back on until this weekend when im Hopefully more free #'snap didnt you say that last night' I HAVE TO BE SERIOUS THIS TIME i got a lot. so i will see everyone saturday Hopefully #please give me the strength to focus for once thank you #for now good night everyone !!! please enjoy my doodlings from today. yesterday. i must not make any more for now

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anna-scribbles · 10 months ago

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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manchesterau · 20 days ago

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happy 15 years of dan and phil!

#*#DPGPhanniversary #dpgdaily #phan #dan and phil #this is every year btw also this is suppose to be a rainbow bc theyre gay but it sucks pslkjhgfdsfghj #i hope yall like uhhhh im not going to get too sappy about them i talk all the time how i started watching them in 2012 and never stopped #i think i made a post on here about how my life back in 2012 had two paths and one was one direction and the other was phannie #and while i did choose to go crazy over one direction i was still a background phannie lol #and honestly the last year ive spent on here giving it a go has been so much fun i wish i started sooner but im glad i did when i did!!#ive made so many amazing friends and talked to so many funny and amazing and truly talented people!!!#being a phannie has been the best decision ive made and it's all thanks to the community for welcoming me with open arms #i cant wait to meet them and yall in a few days im so excited #okay sap over now to spam the tl 😈😈😈

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blu-ish · 1 year ago

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and then he gets arrested lmao (dumbass/affectionate)💙❤️

(Part One)--(Part Two)

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #my art #shadow the hedgehog #sonic movie 3 #movie sonic #sonadow #lmao this was so much fun to draw #hope you enjoyed!! <3 #HJSHSJS GAY GAY HEDGEMOG #Look at them pffttt #honestly if this doesn't happen are we rlly watching the movie? /j #Why did G.U.N spend so much money making voltron ass lookin robots? IDK???#Never said sonic was sneaky lmao xD #WHY DO I KEEP DRAWING SONIC LIKE HES ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND IN HIS SOCKS?? BEATS ME #Hello Hello from Elton John starts playing--#Yeah Sonic just IGNORE the fact you quite literally pushed Robobuttnik out from his robot and had him fall to his “”“death”“”#I still find it funny that even after all of that Sonic is always on edge that he could possibly come back #LIKE IF THAT MAN CAME BACC FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM HE CAN COME BACK FROM FALLING LMAO #Just hope shadow can too cOugH

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gnomeantics · 1 year ago

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the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here

#good omens #i do find it quite funny about the barbie thing #because it was consistently trending at number 1 for A WEEK!! which is insane!!#(honestly as it should)#but then gos2 comes along #and fucking #not just ousts it from first place #but from the whole trending page #which implies that the intersection of barbie and good omens fans is huge #and as soon as s2 dropped they all just turned from barbie to good omens #which is like fair enough me too #love them both so much and both of them changed me on a molecular level and made me sob and sob #hall of fame #1k #yapping

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umblrspectrum · 3 months ago

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like half of a frame redraw

#i just wanted a new discord pfp and i love cyn #lighting is not correct but i personally dont care im too tired to do the red lighting #skyns so hard to draw dude i spent like 2 and a half hours trying to get her down #which sucks cause shes such a rad design #blood and gore warning #how do you tag warnings ive never had to do this before #im sO HYPED BUT AT THE SAME TIME LIAM YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME #LIAM PLEASE YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME ON A SINGLE SEASON I NEED THIS #oh yeah also finale trailer dropped so uhhh spoilers for that i guess idk how i would tag that #art #murder drones #murder drones cyn #murder drones skyn #murder drones flesha #i think those are really funny names honestly

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swordmaid · 2 months ago

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jb plaguing my mind as per usual and [jaime scrambled to his feet] is so LOUD to me. like wdym you’ve spent the entirety of feast wondering where she was, and if she finished the quest you’ve given her, and you even prayed for her, and you were gonna ask randos if they’ve seen an UGLY girl pass by but the moment she actually appears he’s just caught off guard and his composure is just gone. he scrambled to his feet! jaime!!!! jaime lannister scrambled to his feet!!! when brienne arrived in his tent, WALKING IN as she pleases btw. that’s so crazy to me. i wish visual adaptations of ice and fire was real.

#the walking in as she please is crazy to me too… honestly if u pay attention to like brienne’s actions outside of her own thoughts #she doesn’t gafffff she does whatever she wants it’s so funny #like inside she’s worrying about what people thinks and people looking at her but outside she’s just doing shit and you can’t tell her what #to do. and jaime tried. in asos. he tried but he can’t tell her what to do. but brienne tells him what to do and he does it lol #they’re so funny I need them to kiss with tongue 😐.

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musubiki · 4 months ago

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