#honestly the fact that we just had an entire pandemic and yall STILL wont wash yourselves is alarming
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spookydingus · 9 months ago
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I'd like to also suggest for anyone who is concerned about the smell of their entire body
to simply take a goddamn shower.
don't listen to ads telling you that you need to buy coochie soap and alcohol spray and wipes and special herbs and shoot soapy water up there etc etc etc
listen to your doctor and the vast ocean of publicly available information that says warm water only
and if your odor is strong enough for yourself and others to ambiently smell, you should be sprinting at full speed to the fucking doctor. because you have an infection that dove body spray isn't going to cure.
Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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