#honestly riding Rachel’s dogs is probably more dangerous than riding horses right?

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I kind of realised just now how insane Taylor is for not covering her hair?

Her costume protects her against bullets but not a bicycle accident

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Ship meme: Rachel x Ardor

Ultimate Ship Meme| CLOSED

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Who knows? Will all depend on how they get along with one another. Currently it’s not too far >->’

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Like with regular Dark Ratchet; not easily, must gain trust.

How was their first kiss? - I imagine their first kiss will either be surprisingly gentle, or rather steamy. Who knows?

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I actually imagine Ardor did after anxiety riding out on their voice.

Who is the best man/men? - Would be the same as Dark Ratchets

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - n/a

Who did the most planning? - Both of them

Who stressed the most? - Both of them

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -NO PARENTS!! NO SHADE, NO QWARK >:U you will get drop kicked

Sex:

Who is on top? - Uuuuh; this might depend? Possibly Ardor?

Who is the one to instigate things? - Ardor

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -I imagine they would last quite awhile honestly.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Noooooo; Ardor likes to see Rachel’s orgasm face >v> //slapped

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Not sure? This hasn’t been discussed yet?

How many children will they adopt? - Up for discussion! But i could see them adopting no doubt.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Lylls

Who is the stricter parent? - Both

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Lylls

Who is the more loved parent? - Both

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Rachel?

Who cried the most at graduation? -Clank

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Both

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -  Lylls, if Rachel can cook maybe she’d help at times?

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ardor BAHAHA

Who does the grocery shopping? - Lylls

How often do they bake desserts? - mmmm occasionally

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Rachel

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Rachel probably

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ARDOR

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Lylls

Who is really against chores? - Ardor

Who cleans up after the pets? - n/a

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ardor

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ardor

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lylls

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -  Both of them

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - n/a

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Always

What are their goals for the relationship? - Trust, love, stability. ;3c

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both. If Rachel wasn’t one too I imagine Ardor would try to convince her to stay a bit longer.

Who plays the most pranks? -Ardor