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He looks so stupid. If only there was an edgier ver-

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Do you think I'd ever allow anyone to forget about

No, no I wouldn't. (I am so sorry for this. I'm going to prison without probation on the 10th.)

I don't think enough people are talking about the fact that Meta Knight made a blowjob pun in the Kirby anime

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Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster.

This episode is quite silly. But it has one of the best music tracks of all episodes. King Dedede's theme AND the Invincibility Candy theme? 10/10.

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It was a thing he was requested to say by a fan at a convention. The actual video is lost iirc, but the audio is still here.

Meta Knight's Confession re-up

META KNIGHT - KIRBY

reasoning: Look at him bro. ALSO What was going on with him and Dedede??? Okay fag we see u

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Fecto Elfilis is Shadow the Hedgehog but no children get shot.

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How do you feel about Metadad? The relationship between Meta Knight and another character (Kirby) being fatherly?

I am shocked!

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You hate the cyberpunk future? You think technology has gone too far? Bold words for someone in range of my cybernetic scorpion tail

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I hope you know that the sticker in question matches this exact description.

There are some Kirby stickers on Amazon, and a few people in the reviews are mad about a sticker that says "Be Gay. Do Crimes."

Ah yes. The Kirby series. Very straight.

Very... Very... Straight...

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Not my usual thing to post or reblog. But this is too sickening to ignore.

Warning post for Kallulily

This is a warning post for @/kallulily regarding an incident she was in that happened in January of this year. This is being brought up right now because Kallulily is modding for the Kirby Gijinka Rainbow Zine (as Mod Paintra), a large event in the Kirby community. As this incident happened on Twitter/X it’s not well known here and many continue to support Kallulily without knowing her morals or actions.

Trigger warnings for grooming, abuse, and mentions of NSFW, rape, feral, and incest content in certain links

The incident concerns Kallulily’s friend @/splitser on tumblr and @/splitsterart on twitter (known as “Mod”) being called out for grooming someone starting when the victim was 15 and they were 19-20. A callout was made for this. There were two docs made, both shown in the X link below, with one being explicit, and one being a censored version. Warning for mentions or explicit screenshots of NSFW, rape, feral, incest content being exposed to minors, depending on the document https://x.com/RustyDoodleBot/status/1749553958920577093

Mod would later put out a response to this callout. Despite claiming they don’t condone their own behavior, they gave the excuse of the minor “insisted on seeing [Mod’s] NSFW material”, dismissing their own blame from their inappropriate actions towards minors. 

In the document they portrayed the victim, named Hoco, as the one who made THEM uncomfortable, despite Mod being the adult in the relationship who accepted/continued/sometimes even initiated the advances. Mod ultimately held more power in their dynamic, they could have cut the relationship at any moment before it got sexual. https://x.com/splitsterart/status/1749929155251102148?t=UVpJv9IJPTNiEwVoH-Gv3w

At the same time, Kallulily put out a statement defending her friend. This statement once again blamed the victim, insinuating the victim only came forward with the grooming allegations as an act of revenge (yes, the victim who had been groomed by her friend). Taking it as far as stating that the victim was a greater threat to minors than the groomer ever was.

Kallulily would later delete this statement. These screenshots were saved by another user, and are taken from here: https://x.com/Kaizilero/status/1750261445080883671

Along with this, Kallulily & Mod claimed Hoco knew and enabled a minor to distribute NSFW commissions. This has been cleared up by both the minor and Hoco. It’s important to mention how much making a claim like this can hurt someone’s reputation. https://x.com/RustyDoodleBot/status/1749962678406177246

In no situation is it ever ok to blame or portray a grooming victim as evil for coming out about their abuse. Despite Kallulily claiming she holds her friend accountable, she still brings the victim's reputation down to elevate her friend’s actions. Note that Mod was inappropriate to multiple minors, at least 3, meaning Kallulily and Mod’s argument of this happening because of Hoco’s behavior is null. As Mod has been inactive on all of their accounts since their callout, they are not the focal point of this post. However, other affected minors were recently contacted and new screenshots with both confirmation via memory and hard proof with screenshots of past NSFW conversations and art were given, with permission to share. DM this account for those screenshots if the extra confirmation is necessary.

Kallulily claims her friend has changed, but change isn’t trying to shift the blame onto a minor for starting NSFW conversation. Change isn’t trying to bring down a victim to make yourself and your friends look less bad. The overreaching defenses only come across as a defense of grooming itself.

Regardless of if Hoco did something bad too, it doesn’t take away from Mod’s abuse of them. Both Kallulily and Mod never apologized for claiming Hoco was at fault for being groomed in some way, which is the reason why this post is being made for awareness.

Please do not harass Kallulily, Mod, the Kirby Gijinka Rainbow Zine, or anyone else involved. This post is only to spread awareness.

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There are some Kirby stickers on Amazon, and a few people in the reviews are mad about a sticker that says "Be Gay. Do Crimes."

Ah yes. The Kirby series. Very straight.

Very... Very... Straight...

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Velvet vs meta knight..

Oh. Boy. A character I know nothing about versus my favorite of all time...

Well, that depends. I'm using a mix of all of Meta Knight's shown abilities for this.

First of all, the upsides. Velvet can CONSUME Daemons and humans with her left arm, which is... Fun... She also has the powers of Daemons and fights with a blade in her gauntlet, her feet, and her Daemon arm.

Meta Knight can split into multiple entities, control rocks (or wind), can fly, and Galaxia seems to be fire and electricity based. He fights with his sword, his wings, and also his feet.

Now... The downsides. Velvet has barely any armor, following the "Female Fantasy Armor" type of trope, she can be open to any one of Meta Knight's aerial attacks or magic.

Meta Knight, on the other hand, is quite short and round, perfect for kicking. And while his weak spots are smaller, you still have his wings (and if Velvet gets him on his back, which seems kinda easy) she can easily go for his stomach(?)

Meta Knight also dislikes his face being shown and will teleport away if it's exposed.

For my verdict... The winner depends on who gets to who first. Although, I'm leaning more towards the one with more armor to protect himself.

Little edit: Apparently, Velvet has good attacks against winged enemies. But she's not really fast.

Meta Knight is winged, but literally has a move called Meta Quick.

I guess if you want to, you could bring up their traumas... But that would end in them teaming up to kill you.

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where’s that gif of kirby falling off a cliff

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Same 13-year-old boy was found with intense bruising after making a "fatherless" joke at an orphaned boy with anger issues and trauma.

Local 13-year-old boy (Bun) pops a blood vessel in his brain whilst trying to prevent himself from making a “your mom” joke at an orphaned girl with anger issues and a gun (Silica)

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The best part is that somebody puts a bunch of rocks over that hole... Twice...

why have we never addressed WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GREAT CAVE OFFENSIVE ??

WHY IS IT JUST. UNDER DREAMLAND

there is a whole ass CASTLE and GARDEN there

PARTS OF THIS CAVE HAVE A SKY?? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING

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Happy 11th anniversary to this woman pissing me off maybe 6 years ago.

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Remember kids, if there's a random creature outside, and you don't know how to deal with it, consult your local Orbo Blorbo. Usually located on higher pieces of furniture; he has a knack for hopping and is somehow a trusted adult!

I may start putting two pictures now. I got another banger from earlier in the episode.

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I'm certain this joke was made before. But...

Birdposting.