#honestly nightmare blunt rotation

[1000-worms]

id love to see them chat

[cogbreath]

i recently became aware of the way my alters tend to exist in like, groups/clusters if u will...

[butteredcrackers]

Saw the fnaf movie todsy. And found out my best friend is a long time fnaf fan and she never told me. Like woah??? It makes sense I mean you can tell but its still shocking. Anyway I will stand my words when I saw whoever played "mike" (why did he shorten his name in the movie wtf) is fine asf. Good movie also uhh spoilers

Is there gonna be a 2nd one cause of that ending???

[lovethatlaiduslow]

went over to my ex’s apt to give her some stuff she left at my place, ended up smoking w her, her new boyfriend and my old boss

[alienssstufff]

I would LOVE to see your dream life series team ups

[ CONTEXT ] (heh) well.... *smirks* im glad you asked

ROMAN LIFE - The season where I pick the teams (with explanations)

>CHALLENGERS (2024) Very socially adept players who all use those powers for different things. In long we call them the Brawn, the Brains, and Skizz. I also adore the Martyn/Cleo and Cleo/Skizz dynamic and have heard Martyn talk about wanting to team with more hermit players (skizz's abbreviation team namely).. so it's perfect and i really want that too

>??? Tailor made to maximise bickering and banter. Players with 3 of the heaviest accents, neither of them know what the heck the other is saying. They live for the drama, are the drama, and die for it too.

>GRIAN'S FANTASY FOOTBALL Honestly I just wanted to see what would happen if there was a team comprised of solely people Grian wants to team with and see how quickly that falls.

>JOEL'S NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION Opposite objectives as above: Joel's best friend and Joel's worst enemy. Self explanatory.

>EXPOSURE THERAPY

(a/n: scar is considered the Third Girl in this case.)

[scrimblosciences]

the nightmare blunt rotation… i see some people saying weed would fix AM but i honestly think it would make him so much worse

also bonus comic ft. ted

[hinamie]

who’s ur dream jjk blunt rotation vs nightmare rotation

anon this ask is so funny thank u so much

honestly? dream rotation yuuji/todo/inumaki i feel like theyd get up to/say shit that would have me in tears on the floor laughing and that's the kind of experience i want 2 have if im stoned

nightmare stsg Easily . gojo starts short-circuiting like a human strobe light and geto talks controversial politics.

[rainrot4me]

rain! rain! I have a question!!🙋‍♀️

If someone was felling a little freaky and wanted to request something w/ 4 creeps, would that be too many creeps??

–🎭

WOAHHHHHHH

Dude, honestly, no.

I’ve had the idea in my head for like a “Nightmare Blunt Rotation Circle (but with literal nightmares)” with like 6 of the creeps + the reader, so I feel like it might take a little time, but would definitely be so so fun!

SO NO PLEASE REQUEST AWAY ‼️

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Important follow up to this poll:

Out of respect for Aladdin's landslide win in the first poll and subsequent crowning as the King of the Blunt Rotation, he has been removed from the bracket and replaced with Kristoff who frankly I think fits into this bracket much better.

Once again, apologies to the other Disney princes who have been snubbed. I only get ten slots per poll and honestly I don't think Hercules would have been invited. Robin Hood and Quasimodo probably would have been but they're too busy cooking meth Breaking Bad style to partake of the devil's lettuce, and Milo Thatcher is currently taking as much Adderall as he can buy on a linguist with a focus on lost languages' salary.

We here at Prince Blunt Rotation Inc. wish them and our contestants the best of luck and the highest of highs. May the worst nightmare blunt rotation invitee win.

[catchyhuh]

snooork mimimimimi

nightmare blunt rotation? no. nightmare sleeping arrangement rotation. these are the aforementioned sleep headcanons

lupin: 

VERY particular about his sleep. he has to lay down a certain way, he has to have TWO pillows under his head, ONE betwixt his spindly legs because his bony knees feel uncomfy when they touch, he has to be facing AWAY from a window but TOWARDS the door, and if he has an eyemask on him don’t even joke about taking that shit off

is lupin the third ever tired? i don’t fucking know. he’s cranky if you wake him up too early, he’s hardly a morning person, but at the same time if you meet up with him at noon, he’ll act the same regardless of if he got 10 hours last night or 3. 

all that said do NOT interrupt his sleep, it’ll take him five weeks to get comfy again and an additional 10 to actually fall back asleep. and he’ll remember who woke him up.

mumbles in his sleep occasionally (sometimes he pretends to sleeptalk cuz he thinks its funny) but the REAL problem with him is his tossing and turning. he’ll wake up on the bed completely upside down sometimes. he kicks, he pushes out his arms, he rolls over, he’s got one leg on the wall one arm off the bed and he’s sleeping like a baby

gross but he also sweats in his sleep. it’s why he either just sleeps in his underwear or has those nice satin types yknow

semi-light sleeper. depends on how little sleep he got the night before. kind of operates on rule of funny like most things with him really! jigen could be popping popcorn two inches from his head and he’d be drooling on his pillow but if some bad guy of the week takes one wrong step in his room at night he’s up in a second.

jigen:

jigen is chill about sleep. if that makes even remotely any sense. he puts on his little cap and nightgown jammies, he gets under the covers, he wakes up at his desired time. however, the point where he actually GOES to sleep tends to be about an hour or two after everyone else has. not to sober up the party too much, but he’s a little iffy on the idea of everybody being completely asleep at once for reasons you could imagine

he’s equally grumpy no matter the amount of sleep he’s getting, but he is a little quicker to get silly with it if he’s tired. maybe he’s just losing clarity there. 

does it count as insomnia if it’s a selfmade choice to not go to bed before midnight? yes because if he TRIES to go to bed early he just stares at the ceiling for hours. which is actually better for your body than not trying to sleep at all, but still

jigen sleeps like the dead dude. or at least, it’s the impression he gives off. when jigen’s settled, he does not move. at all. his mouth doesn’t twitch. sometimes you’ll hear a little sigh or grumble, but they’re few and far between. 

in contrast to that though, if he hears even the slightest noise, if the temperature in the room changes by 1 degree, he wakes up. not fully, not immediately, but he’ll wake up enough to glance around, see nothing’s wrong, and get back to sleep. god help you if something IS wrong though cuz you know that bitch keeps his gun under his pillow

fujiko:

fujiko’s sleeping habits are almost elusive. nobody knows. except me right now because it’d be boring if i didn’t at least make up some shit to tell you right

like lupin, she’s very particular about her routine. VERY particular. and like jigen she has a little trouble actually settling in and being mentally comfortable enough to sleep. needless to say sleepovers are a fucking nightmare. 

fujiko sleeps like a fucking mattress firm model. the peaceful, on her side, little hands under her cheek pose and everything. she doesn’t toss or turn, she just makes occasional content sighs, digs her shoulder under her pillow a little more to get comfy, it’s like sickeningly cute, and unlike a lot of fujiko’s traits, this is not practiced, it’s just honestly how she sleeps

in a strange way aside from her intense routine getting to bed she’s a pretty normal sleeper in comparison. she wakes up in the middle of the night quite a bit, but even if it’s a nightmare induced wake up she just slips out of bed. gets a lil water. chills the fuck out and goes back to sleep. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW ENVIABLE IT IS TO THE OTHERS

but another not fun note is that fujiko dreams a lot, and as a result she experiences quite a few stress-nightmares. like i said, she’s handled it by herself, even if she shouldn’t, and she doesn’t stress over it (ironically) but. yeha.

goemon:

you know goemon canonically falls asleep sitting crisscross applesauce sometimes. on his side. like in canon. i think he did it at least twice. it’s not even a matter of being so tired he could fall asleep in any position he just loves the challenge of it because he’s so fucking weird

goemon, and this is true in a lot of cases, is the least high maintenance out of the group. he can fall asleep anywhere if it’s convenient, safe, and comfy enough. horrible flat hotel bed? no prob. mat that’s barely keeping him 1 mm off the ground? sure. hammock desperatey holding on for dear life? he’ll just take the grass why the hell not.

also a very light sleeper, and sometimes struggles getting back to sleep, because he starts overthinking about why/what woke him up. and like fujiko, (and probably jigen now that i’m thinking about it. maybe all of them POINT BEING) he gets quite a few stress nightmares. but hey. no biggie. just the natural consequence of. everything that he’s experienced and exposed himself to!

sometimes if he falls asleep in a weird position VERY RARELY he makes this like. quiet cartoonish bubububuh snore. they have videos of it they think its hilarious. goemon’s completely unaware that he does it. also talks in his sleep on very rare occasions, but it’s mumbly and mostly inaudible anyway

zenigata:

do i need to put another health warning here. don’t do this. his sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up. and not just in the “i stayed up all night researching this museum that lupin LOOKED at once (so i haven’t slept in. 30 hours oops)” sense but also like it’s been 15 hours and the other officers go “wait where did he-- didn’t he say he was just gonna take a nap.” and he’s out like a light dude

when he DOES sleep he’s immovable. not to say he doesn’t shift around any, he does, but like. HEAVY heavy sleeper he’s not moving from that spot man. good luck trying to wake him up unless you set off the trigger phrase because he might as well be hibernating.

(this one’s canonical too actually) he likes to fall asleep holding a pillow :) to the point that if there’s only one pillow available he just. moves it to his arms. maybe invest in a travel one my man. he does it sleeping on his side AND sleeping on his back so i can’t imagine it’s very good for his neck

also very canonical is the fact he snores. like violently. its awful get earplugs. good ones. like, get the kind they make for swimmers to keep water out of their ears. it won’t stop the entire room from vibrating but you can just pretend you’re experiencing a minor earthquake and it’ll be fine. on the plus side it means its incredibly easy for the gang to tell when he’s out, because they can hear it from the next building over

[whoopsieintheuniverse]

Getting..."Elevated"...with the Phantom Troupe

CW: dr00g use, "leaf", the phantom troupe, chrollo, MDNI

this was so funny to make and ngl i have been ruminating on it for 3 days. all of this is canon to ME

Chrollo - Philosopher smoker. No surprise there. What is surprising is that he does not entertain deeper questions while stoned. They freak him out. Instead, he focuses on more "shower thoughts" like thinking. "How do we know blue is blue?" "Do pufferfish know that they can puff?" Please give him an answer, he will not be satisfied until he receives one.

Feitan - PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Feitan has strands that no one has ever seen before, and they sound dangerous. He smokes stuff like "Heartstopper" and "Trainwreck" and lets people smoke with him without letting them know that they are in for a ride. Phinks has been a victim of Fei's favorite: "Double Homicide." Everyone is convinced that that particular one might be laced with something harder.

Phinks - Munchies, munchies, and more munchies. He is hungry when he's high. Edibles make his head hurt, but Phinks can and will out-smoke you. The only problem is he will smoke at any time when offered, no questions asked... which gets him in trouble sometimes. ((Feitan...))

Machi - No thanks. She doesn't smoke anything other than cigarettes. Machi is a pretty okay trip sitter for the most part, as long as you don't start freaking out. Then, you're on your own. ((Looking at you Nobunaga))

Franklin - Sleeper. Takes nap after nap until the weed is out of his system. He doesn't really care about strain or type because he's out like a light regardless. Prefers edibles if he wants to have a good time or stay up a bit longer, and often smokes to sleep.

Nobunaga - Bless him. He overestimated himself one time with Feitan and Phinks. Greened out something fierce. Hates it now. Is the best trip sitter, however. He's cheerful and willing to do whatever, especially if you're too zoned out to focus on much.

Uvogin - Uvo can never get his doses right. He either greens out or doesn't get anything out of it at all. He will sometimes get a little lucky with edibles, but honestly, he prefers to trip sit. Likes watching people freak out a bit.

Bonolenov - Bonolenov is familiar with weed, bit doesn't partake himself. Likens it to an herb his tribe ate after a successful battle. Trip sitter by chance but will not realize if you're greened out.

Pakunoda - Will relax with a little teeny tiny bby joint but will not overdo it. Only does indica, she's a lady, dammit.

Shizuku - Shizuku can and will finish the blunt because she forgets to pass all. the. time. Nightmare to have in rotation. She and Phinks always walk away with the lighters too.

Shalnark - Opposite of Pakunoda. Only does Sativa. Has a habit of getting stoned and finishing games, only to not remember a lick of it when he sobers up.

Hisoka* - Surprisingly, he is the most chill about it. Does not smoke often, but when he does, he is usually in one of his rooms in the Heavens Arena. Uses a bong, and it stays clean. Tried to smoke with Illumi... and it is one of his few regrets.

Illumi* - Did not and does not see the point. To stop Hisoka from whining one day, Illumi indulged. Smoked up all the clown's stock and said he didn't feel anything, but the way he ate Hisoka out of house and home begged to differ. c

[irlwakko]

yeah that was me i forgot the emoji at the end 😭😭

roti blunt rotation sounds like both a dream and a nightmare

a few months ago me and my friends were talking about my hc that mal and mike made up the reset button to get people to fuck off and zoey knew it was all staged so after the finale mal and her have a chat that goes like

mal: this has to be the worst fucking season of this trainwreck

zoey: i know right? id kill for a blunt rn

mal: same

it was the only time they had a civil conversation and smoked it up

🌙

like i said i’ve never smoked before (and probably never will for as long as drug testing is a thing in my desired profession unforchies) but i would join the TDROTI blunt rotation just because I’d wanna see what happens

honestly i go back and forth between “the reset button was temporary” and “the reset button was staged” because i really like the idea storywise of them “resetting” and then starting to split again shortly after the show. but also. i think it’d be objectively funny if the reset button was staged by the system

i also think it’d be funny if everything Mal did during the season was 100% real but the reset button was staged. because it would necessitate a conversation between Mal and the rest of the system that’s like “I hate all of you and you hate me and yeah I tortured you and everything. but Chris McLean is Chris McLean. we all hate him right. now I have a plan to get him off our backs forever and it’s gonna involve me building a really cool supervillain tower”

[biocrafthero]

the ISAT party (including Loop and excluding Bonnie) would honestly be the worst nightmare blunt rotation of all time

[baberoe-archive]

if u had to choose 2 ppl from each hbo war show to create the most insufferable gropu known to man, who would u pick? (i would say web and leckie r obviously there bc how could they not)

web, leckie, and ME!…. iconic triumvirate of insufferable losers.

this might be slightly controversial but my top picks are actually going to be leckie & snafu from tp, perconte & speirs from bob, and harding & bucky from mota. i will explain my choices under the read more for anyone who is curious

anyway i approached this as like. whats a nightmare socratic seminar. nightmare blunt rotation. and the key to that is not really do i personally find them annoying but are they capable of pissing everyone else off so much that if i were in the vicinity the vibes would be so rancid it would make me want to kill myself.

this is why we have to cut webster. do i want to be stuck in a room with him? no. however that poor man is so bully-able its so easy to dunk on him and there is no situation in which he could survive some of my ideal groupings without getting bullied so hard that i just feel bad for the guy. so he has to leave goodbye!

as for the rest of them. leckie is so naturally and frankly beautifully anti authority i think he would get along absolutely terribly with harding and speirs. snafu has such a natural ability to harsh the vibes so hes gotta be there. perconte is first and foremost a complainer and whiner he will be bitching the whole time and i think everyone else will want to strangle him for it. speirs is also here to harsh the vibes just in a different way. harding honestly just personally annoying to me lmao idk its that smug pilot douchey energy idk im not a fan. also leckie would tear his ass to shreds i think. dare i say an iconic kill larkin or shut the fuck up moment in the making. as for bucky i have some reservations about this one. not because i dont think hes annoying. hes soooo annoying #AnnoyingKing however i am frightened that his friendly nature will have him unionizing with say leckie and/or snafu. this may work in our favor or it may not. idk its hard to say hes a wild card. however i must put my faith in his ability to be a massive bitch and make terrible decisions and #Lose. #NeverStopLosing

unfortunately there are simply too many things to consider and it, at the end of the day, depends. and of course there are so many ways to be insufferable this is merely one of its many infinite variations.

[monsterfucker69420]

honestly the heart of gold crew is just a nightmare blunt rotation

[formulaswag]

for my birthday party i did a powerpoint party and one of my friends did a “what i think each person’s powerpoint is going to be about” and for mine he had a picture of charles leclerc and carlos sainz and then a collage of just random pictures and he goes “yours is either going to be about how babygirl each driver is or just a collage of every single thing you love and why” and honestly those are both two things i could see me doing.

my powerpoint was actually my dream vs. nightmare blunt rotation. charles leclerc and valtteri bottas were both in my dream blunt rotation.