#honestly idek what this is

[hopelessfandomfreak]

The Umbrella Academy Appreciation Week

Day 4: colors ☂️ white

“You look good in white.”

[giveemhales]

Moodboards for Sterek AUs: 13/?

For @averysterekfall

Fall Festival AU

Stiles was a little worried he was about to be murdered.

He had been a bit suspicious when Derek agreed to go on a date with him, but he had been too excited to care.

But now Derek was driving them to a date, and they had been in the can longer than Stiles had expected. They had already made it out of Beacon Hills, and Derek refused to tell Stiles where they were going. Beacon Hills was a small town surrounded by smaller towns surrounded by nothing, so Stiles really had no clue where they could be going.

So with Derek’s lips sealed, Stiles had to rely on his imagination. And the best Stiles could up with was that Derek planned to murder him.

It seemed like the most logical option. What reason do people ever have to go out to the middle of nowhere except to deposit of a dead body? Derek was way out of his league, anyway, so it honestly seemed more likely he would want to kill him than date him.

I mean, yes, Derek had saved his life countless times and Stiles trusted him with his life, so it wouldn’t really make sense for Derek to kill him now. Not to mention that it would be pretty stupid, since Stiles had told basically anyone that would listen that he was going on a date with Derek. Not to mention that his dad was the sheriff.

So Derek probably wasn’t planning on killing Stiles. Maybe he needed help hiding a body? It wasn’t very on brand for Derek (obviously he could just hide a body in the preserve). And it definitely wasn’t very romantic, although it could be a good bonding exercise.

They had been driving for almost an hour, and those were Stiles’ best guesses. Derek remained tight lipped, no matter how much Stiles prodded and begged. At this point, Stiles didn’t even care if the plan was to be murdered, since the anticipation was killing him anyway.

Finally (!!!), they pulled into a parking. Stiles looked up in excitement to see where they were.

... It was a Burger King.

“What the hell, man!” Stiles exclaimed. “There are plenty of Burger Kings in Beacon Hills. Plus, McDonald’s is better anyway.”

Derek just rolled his eyes, as if Stiles was the ridiculous one. “This isn’t where we’re having the date. I need to put a blindfold on you.”

Stiles was a bit shocked, but went along with it anyway. “Oh... well, I mean, okay. I didn’t know you were into that kinky shit, but I can roll with that. We probably should have discussed this beforehand, you know, communication is key to a healthy relationship, and I don’t know why we had to come to a fast food parking lot in the middle of nowhere... is it an exhibitionist things? Because I’m not sure-“

“Stiles!” Derek interrupted, looking flabbergasted, “That’s... I don’t even know what you’re talking about. The blindfold is just for the surprise.”

Stiles chuckled awkwardly. “Oh yeah... that makes sense.” Stiles didn’t particularly want to wear a blindfold since it would extend the time until he could find out what the date was, but it just felt too awkward at this point to say no.

Stiles turned his head so that Derek could put on the blindfold, which was just a bandana.

As Derek finished tying the knot, he leaned in close and breathed into Stiles’ ear. “Don’t worry, if you are into that “kinky shit,” we can use this again later.”

Great, now he probably stunk the car up with his arousal. As if he hadn’t humiliated himself enough.

And, even with the blindfold, he just knew Derek had that smug look he always wore on his face.

And now he was thinking about said face, and that wasn’t helping with the arousal at all. Ugh.

At least he was no longer thinking about murder.

It was just a few more minutes of driving before the car parked once again, and Stiles felt like he wasn’t about to buzz out of his skin from the nerves and excitement. He needed to know what place was so great that Derek drove him over an hour for their first date.

Stiles waited not so patiently as Derek exited the vehicle, not wanting to attempt to get out on his own while blindfolded, knowing he would almost certainly fall flat on his face.

Derek opened his door and guided him out of the car, all gentleman like. He grabbed Stiles by the shoulders and led him to wherever it was they were going.

Finally, finally, Derek untied his blindfold.

Stiles’ jaw dropped.

In front of him was a crudely painted sign advertising a fall festival, and right past that was a booth to buy tickets.

It was perfect.

“Oh my god, Derek. I don’t- What?”

It was Derek’s turn to be embarrassed, a blush rising on his cheeks as he looked away from Stiles. “I heard you talking once to Lydia about how you always used to go to a fall festival when you were younger with your parents, but hadn’t been since your mother died. You said you had always wanted to go back, but knew it would just upset your dad, and you felt like it was too childish of an event to invite any of your friends. So I just thought...”

“Holy shit, dude! I told Lydia that last fall. And in passing. How do you even remember that?”

Derek cleared his throat. “Well... you’re important to me. And I thought this would make you happy,” He was getting visibly more flustered. “I don’t know, maybe it’s creepy. I didn’t mean to cross any boundaries, I know it’s a family thing and this is just a first date. We don’t have to go. There’s always Burger King. If you even want to go on a date still. I don’t know.”

Stiles stared at Derek with something akin to awe. “No way! You better not bail out and take me out to Burger King. This is literally the most perfect date you could have planned. This is honestly probably the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you.”

Derek finally looked Stiles in the eyes, and a pleased smile appeared on his face. “Well, good. We better go get tickets then.”

They walked up to the kiosk to buy their tickets, and then set out to explore the whole festival.

At the corn maze, were both taller than the corn, which took a bit of difficulty out of the maze aspect. On the hayride, they both managed to get hay in places hay should never be. At the pumpkin patch, Stiles stepped on a rotten pumpkin and got pumpkin guts everywhere. On the Ferris wheel, they got stuck at the top, and it wasn’t fixed for another 20 minutes.

It was a bit of a mess.

But at the corn maze, Derek held Stiles’ hand the whole time. On the hayride, they cuddled. At the pumpkin patch, a worker offered them a complimentary pumpkin for their troubles, which Derek promised they would carve on their second date. And on the Ferris wheel, well, the extra time meant their romantic first kiss ended up a little bit heated.

It was a bit of a mess, but it was perfect.

Stiles had no doubt that would describe the rest of their relationship, too.

[souptual-remade]

Playlist: creepy road

☠️ lose your soul - dead man’s bones ☠️

💉 blood // water - grandson 💉

🌊 geyser - mitski 🌊

🖤 like lovers do - hey violet 🖤

💌 crazy in love - sofia karlberg cover 💌

send me an ask with a made up title of a mixtape/playlist and i have to pick 5 to 10 songs i think would go on it. say “playlist: title” in ur ask so i know what its for

[tansbun]

felt cute, might delete later

[lolalcortez]

@marahastings

“No way.” Lola said, shaking her head adamantly, “No, we are not getting mushrooms on the pizza. I mean, seriously, why do people like them? They’re literally a fungus. Fungi. Disgusting. No. Anything else, I’d even choose pineapple over mushrooms.”

[casparrjones]

“So are cows black with white blotches or white with black blotches? This is an important question… for science. I’ll pay for your drink if you gimme an answer.”

[drxleo-blog]

        “Time of death eleven o’ four” Leo spoke quietly after the entire operation room had gone silent except the constant beeping sound of the heart monitor that eventually also quieted down after one of the nurses turned it off. “We can’t save everyone, but thank you for helping me try” He took a look at every single face in the room that had been there with him for the past hours, offering them a reassuring smile before leaving the room to get himself cleaned up before heading home for the day. But he had barely been able to step out of the o.r when an intern came running to him. “Doctor, doctor there’s someone who wants to talk to you” Cursing under his breath he turned to the intern. “Can’t you see that I’m busy? Tell whoever it is that I’m busy and I’ll talk to them tomorrow” The intern simply shook his head. “Sorry but it’s a detective, she needs to speak to you right away” A detective? Of course. He quickly made his was down to the lobby where he noticed the detective the intern had told him about. “So, how may I help you” 

@vanessa-caan

[fcxhearted-blog]

              ‘ pssst-----you awake ?? ’

[conical-flask-for-lemon-juice]

me: *meets a cute girl* me:*under my breath* notstraightnotstraighnotstraight cute girl: sorry did you say something? me: oh its nothing little did she know I had invoked the gay gods to bestow queerness on her. we both turn around as we hear a great, two beat, thumping sound coming towards us. it is the queer gods, shouting “not straight” to the time of their marching. they are shimmering and glowing with gay, rainbows everywhere. they reach the cute girl and surround her the yelling getting louder and louder. suddenly there is a huge flash of rainbow light, and the gods are gone leaving a happier and gayer cute girl behind, off to gay another day.

[ziggycallaghan-blog]

whatsmyageagain.mp3

grizwold bartholomew callaghan / 27 / aspiring model?????

goes by ziggy because yikes that’s a mouthful

*smirk emoji*

third oldest of that one bunch – only non twin thank goD

honestly shout out to mama and papa callaghan for dealing with all that they have

and paying who they had too in order to get ziggy this far in life

despite being very confused individual, he somehow managed to graduate high school and get a college degree (probably slept with a professor or two but heY) in news broadcasting

he just likes being on camera??? #narcassist like his granTpa

which is probably why he decided to forgo his little degree and jump into the world of entertainment

he’s actually appeared in a kids gap catalog a year ago & most recently was on a flyer advertising the newest gay bar in manhattan

honestly he’s going places despite the fact that he lives in grant’s car

when he’s not “working” he’s being paid to unclog toilets at the bad apple which is kinda cool (free booze included)

help him

++ easygoing, optimistic, romantic, always volunteers to do something stupid, loves carly rae jepsen

– gullible, idiot, narcissistic, accident prone, knows no boundaries and does what he wants which usually end in disaster/grant getting grey hairs

he is literally [ michael kelso ] 

[edgehampton-blog]