#honestcactus

[unohanadaydreams]

How do you think the captains would react if you got hopelessly lost like on the way home or something? Also I love you and your blog makes me smile. 💖

Ahhhh, thank you so much, you are so kind!

Captains Reacting To You Getting Lost:

Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto: He would be very disappointed that you couldn’t find your way home and will be arranging a formal training time where he’s literally just walking you through the Soul Society, pointing out landmarks and dropping off paper work to the other captains.

Shunsui Kyoraku: He would sort of delighted, chuckle, ruffle your hair, and call you hopeless in a lighthearted, teasing manner. He genuinely finds it adorable. He’d start asking if you were just so busy thinking of him that you got distracted and make you forget any ill feelings you had toward getting lost, if you had them! He would likely offer to pick you up and walk you home next time, but it’s up to you!

Yoruichi Shihoin: She would find it hysterical and ask you to recant the details because she honestly wants to know just how you managed that. She’s used to scatterbrained geniuses, so she takes it in stride and finds it a bit endearing. She’ll bring it up casually in conversation until the end of time, though. She’d probably jokingly give you a golden star sticker the next time you made it home without getting lost.

SoiFon: She would make it a bigger deal than it likely was, partly because she would be flustered from you coming home late, and partly because she can’t belive someone SHE decided to be involved with can’t navigate the Gotei 13. She would take you on her next circuit of soul society, which would be useless to you in a practical sense, because she would be using hiding places and underground networks mostly.

Rose Otoribashi: He would ask you if you’re alright and tell you that if you were truly lost, you never would’ve made it home, so really you just went on a nice little scenic walk! He’d like to try that with you sometime soon, actually. Maybe you could make a picnic of it? He could even bring his guitar while you two simply floated through the Gotei 13.

Gin Ichimaru: He finds it’s pretty funny that you can’t navigate the Gotei 13 and would start offering to walk you home, only to conveniently get a soul butterfly summons half through. Even more conveniently, he would walk you home using drastically different routes when he does this. If there was ever a time you couldn’t find your way home, he would eventually appear back by your side, his smile a little too wide, apologizing for being gone so long.

Retsu Unohana: Although she’s concerned you turned up late, she understands how overwhelming the random dead ends can be throughout the Gotei 13. She prefers using the janitorial routes, herself, and would be very willing to show you around if she had time. If not, she would ask Isane to show you, before kissing your cheek and softly reminding you to send her a butterfly if you think you’re lost again.

Isane Kotetsu: When you’re late getting home, she starts thinking of increasingly bizarre situations as to what could have possibly happened to you. By the time you get to your door, she’s already gathered a search party of squad 4 members, ready to sweep the entire Gotei 13, because what if you got held hostage by the 12th division in some unspeakable experiment involving the time space continuum? What if an elite band of hollows even worse than arrancar are leading you to some dark forest for some horrid suprise? She cries a little bit when she sees you from relief and from feeling silly, but she forgives you easily and is glad to walk you home or have a squad 4 member walk you home from now on.

Shinji Hirako: He’s amused and unbelieving that you could get lost on your way home. He almost wonders if you’re lying. Were you walking blindfolded? Are you five years old again and need a chaperone? Really, if he has to come lead you home by the arm to get you there on time, then so be it. Of course, he’s going to tell anyone around he’s there to make sure you don’t get lost and playfully pinch your cheeks while he’s at it. And, no you’re not allowed to pout like that, because he’s doing you a favor.

Aizen Sousuke: He doesn’t outwardly seem to care or react much, aside from a smattering of false platitudes. If anything, he enjoys that you get lost. He takes it as a sign that you’re less intelligent and more pliable to his whims. If you can’t find your way through the Gotei 13, then you surely can’t manage any of his scheming. He’ll kiss your forehead and silently wonder how you even managed to pass your school exams.

Byakuya Kuchiki: He’ll be displeased you were late making it home and insist that you at least memorize your route home, whether it be with him or otherwise. He has a schedule he must stick to and if you can’t abide it, then you won’t have time to see each other that day, which is what he’s most upset about. Of course, he’s not going to say that in any way shape or form before criticizing your lack of spacial awareness and memory.

Sajin Komamura: He doesn’t quite understand how you could get lost, mostly because his sense of smell guides him extraordinarily well, but he’s sympathetic and tells you what truly matters is that you didn’t give up the moment you didn’t know where you were; it’s important to keep moving forward. Dogs are excellent guides, so why don’t you take one of Sajin’s stray friends with you next time? Even if you say no, you’ll notice a very happy, welcoming dog whenever you get lost again.

Tetsuzaemon Iba: He walks you to and from your division almost everyday, so he apologizes when you get lost on one of the days he couldn’t be there to guide you. It’s his job as your very manly partner to support you, after all. He hugs you tightly and gets scolded by Lieutenant Ise when he misses a captain’s meeting to walk you home a few weeks later.

Lisa Yadomaru: She finds it relatable and suggests you make the most if it. Maybe next time you both can get lost together and find some lonely corner(s) to have fun it. Besides, how do you think she gets the best candids of all the captains and lieutenants? Life is an adventure and she’s stumbling through it right there with you.

Kensei Muguruma: He’s worse than you when it comes to finding his way home. He tells Mashiro to make you one of the maps she made him (it’s a very poorly made map with a total of 4 routes and lots of cute characters drawn on it that mostly cover over the routes, making it effectively useless). He would absolutely shrug it off as no big deal, unless it started to cut into his time with you. Then he’d pull out his (horrible) map and start looking for you so he can give you an earful about how your his s/o because he wants to see you not wait for you.

Kaname Tosen: He was wary about getting lost in the Gotei 13 when he first started, so knows the layout very well. He smiles a bit patronizingly when you tell him what happened and lightly jokes at your expense before offering a comforting embrace and peaceful night in. He wouldn’t offer to walk you home, because he enjoys scolding you a bit and wouldn’t mind you getting lost again in the future. (Spends a bit too much time with Aizen, doesn’t he?)

Toshiro Hitsugaya: He would be pretty smug about it. Wow, you got lost on your way home? He remembers when he had a heard time finding his way home, when he was three. What does it feel like having less sense of direction than a three year old? Of course, he can’t just let you wander aimlessly, since he’s your s/o and obviously he needs to look out from you now on. He supposes he can walk you home next time, since you need him so badly. He will dutifully pick you up, with grace befitting a Gotei 13 captain, and wait till you’re not in public anymore to tease you for even needing him.

Kenpachi Zaraki: He is the reigning king of not knowing where the hell he is, at any given moment. The 11th division literally has a task force dedicated to tracking his lost ass down. He’s actually impressed you found your way home, when he gets there 5 hours after you, with a posse of his squad that guided him. Maybe you should just come to his barracks from now on, since it only takes him an average of 3 hours to find his way there, yeah? (Yes, your name is put on assignment for the task squad, even if this is your first time getting lost.)

Kisuke Urahara: He wonders if you really got lost or were distracted by something? He walks you home a few times before he realizes that, no, you don’t pretend to be lost in order to break the rules as he’s prone to do. His time in squad 2 makes him a rather good source for directions, so he kisses your face a bazillion times and promises to show you around on his next day off. Maybe you can help him test out a few gps systems he’s got in the works in the mean time?

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: It’s like you just told him that you don’t know what the Gotei 13 even is. He creates a detailed map for you to carry with you everywhere, has Akon make an even more detailed 3D map for you to wander around in virtual reality, makes you take computerized tests to ensure you studied properly, and sets you loose with a collar that zaps you if you stray from your designated route. He also sets up a scan for your brain, to ensure that you have not been turned into a mindless sleeper agent for one of the Gotei 13′s enemies. He would beyond a doubt lecture you and insult you over this.

Jushiro Ukitake: He’s glad to see you safe at home. His imagination isn’t anything compared to his lieutenants, but he was worried all the same and welcomes you back warmly, while telling you stories about when he’d gotten lost around the Gotei 13 as well as some old stories about Shunsui, Nanao, and others, to make you feel less embarrassed. He mentions it in passing as a cute story to his lieutenants when they ask how his night was and suddenly you have two very eager chaperones bickering about what’s the best way to walk you home, and getting you lost in the process.

Rukia Kuchiki: She’s a bit haughty about announcing that her brother taught her very well in regards to navigating the Gotei 13, but laughs with you instead of at you about your getting lost. She informs you that the Gotei 13 isn’t even that confusing compared to the rukongai districts, so it’s a good thing you got lost somewhere safe. What is she going to do with you? Other than tease you about it, of course. She pulls you down to kiss her, calls you ridiculous, and presents a mascot riddled guide to the Gotei 13 with helpful tips and interesting information that she hands out to her new recruits.

[krokonoko]

Perfect Blue Buildings is my absolute fave. I’m so excited to see the next part!

sobs that is so sweet thank you so muchhh! 💕

[marzipanandminutiae]

You’re known for dolls and general historical knowledge

Good to know!

(Though I sometimes wonder if people who mostly hear me talk about my more academic interests know that I’m also a semi-professional actress, that I sing and play the mandolin, and that I’ve been doing one form of dance or another for over twenty years. At the moment it’s historical dance, roughly 1800-1930.)

(I say none of that to brag; I’m not staggeringly amazing at any of it. It’s just a side of me I don’t talk about much on here.)

[sludgebat]

I'd leave 6 copies of Back to the Future on VHS at your shrine

which one tho

bttf3 would get you zapped by lightning or smth

[fatphobiabusters]

So I'm a fat public health student. I love the major and the field because it's so important and I want to help people. I'm also facing tons of fatphobia day in and day out from students, professors, media and everything else related to the major. I want to stick with it, but it's exhausting. Do you have any suggestions to deal with burnout?

Self. Care. While its hella good to fight the good fight with any sort of injustice, its also good to retreat and take a break for yourself. Soldiers in the army are even allowed a break. You cant fight non-stop! Thats how you get hurt or make mistakes. My first suggestion is to make a boundary break. If you find yourself getting overly frustrated, angry, or weepy. .. step back and allow yourself some time for composure. A day, a week, two weeks. Any time to allow yourself to gain some rest and composure. A daily time-limit boundary could work too. If you want to commit your fatphobia busting to work , then make a promise to yourself that it stays at work. Go home and enjoy your well deserved rest. Another limit boundary too is an online commentary break. We find ourselves going back and forth with trolls or people who just dont get it. Give yourself a 5 reply limit. If they dont get it after you give 5 comments then step back. Its not so much about getting the last word as it is about telling the truth. and if they dont get it, then they just dont get it. Step back and let them continue to be ignorant.  On your downtime....Do things you love while you rest. Make sure you take care of yourself such as eating a good meal or giving yourself a nice massage on your limbs. Find a new project or hobby. Spend time with good company. Enjoy your life.its okay to take a rest. - Mod Dom

[shiftythrifting]

My dad works at savers now and has agreed to take pictures of weird and creepy things

Your dad is a hero.

[drferox]

Pause ✋🏻 the vet questions for a sec. what's your favorite way to relax? If this requires a qt, I came for general anecdotes and stayed for the breed reviews

I honestly don’t know.

I don’t relax well. Things I do or try to do for ‘relaxation’ inevitably turn into some other project that I must ‘work’ on, which I will end up worrying about and not really relaxing. Just about everything I try to pick up for relaxations turns into work or worry.

This is part of the reason I fell out of D&D. I could not string together enough of a story and the mechanical details on a regular enough basis for my players, and the pressure of doing so was giving me the most awful headaches on game day to the point where I was becoming progressively less functional and not performing as I should have. Then our house got robbed and I quite literally lost the plot.

I guess the closest thing I have to relaxation is watching game videos on youtube. It’s media I can just consume and can’t do anything with, so I kind of have to just be.

But I revise last week’s statement about the saddest possible question you could ask me. It’s probably this one.

[fisherkings]

YOU!!!!!

every single person who’s conspired to put s*pernatural on my dash in 2020 owes me 20$. 

[ohmycolie]

I am not sure how I ended up getting tagged in some appriciation posts but thank you!! I am so beyond blessed and hella thankful for everyone I have met this year. Honestly, this is the very first fandom I have ever been in. And to say it’s wild is an understatement. I love all of you so very much!! Thank you for being such supportive, understanding people!! I am so glad that I can thirst with y’all, laugh with y’all and cry with y’all!! I hope 2020 treats everyone well, because I have never met a group of people more deserving!! Now to tag all these lovelies💜

@burnedbyshoto @bakugoyelling @bakugou-katsukisgf @bunnybuncat @kiriwhore-sama @katsukisprincess @sparkncharge @secondhand-trash @ikinabi @monst @magpie-scribbles @cuter-than-a-corgi-butt @cosmicskin @lady-bakuhoe @mila-arrebol @aliceinthemadness @honestcactus @galair @thunderdenki @theleaningtowerofpizazz @shinsouzone @bbygirlpastel @sleepy-writer-mha

I really hope I didn’t miss anyone!! I love you all from the bottom of my heart!! May the new year be just as amazing as every single one of you are💜

[abstracttheworld]

Last Line Tag

I got tagged by @enbyleighlines

Rules: Post the last 1-3 sentences you’ve written for your current writing project

Mine: (NSFW)

Your lover obeyed, shifting on wobbling knees with a quivering lip as he felt the bright orange toy in his cockhole begin to slide out. The pressure of it and the glittering pink cockring keeping him achingly aroused for over an hour now.

I tag @honestcactus @leticheecopae @tinibopper @trustbooksnotpeople

[leakedinlondon]

@honestcactus I don’t think we like..... have extras..... VIC do be in a state

[shiftythrifting]

I found two separate taxidermy squirrels in two different thrift stores in one area of Providence, RI on the same day

Were they the kind someone posed wearing cowboy gear or smoking?

[bakugouscentedcaramel]

Fuck yeah let's do it

Time to get personal

1) What song makes you feel better?

Honestly a number of songs make me feel either happy or pumped but Goldfish Crackers by Gold Revere and Sunday Best by Surfaces are the sure-fire way to kickstart the serotonin production

2) What's your favorite feel-good movie?

Honestly probably any Disney movie. They just remind me of simpler times

3) What's your favorite candle scent?

Anything that smells like flowers or nature! I especially love scents that remind me of water for some reason. My favorite perfume smells exactly like a lake and I ritually soak myself in it

4) What flower would you like to be given?

It's guaranteed that I will cry if anyone gives me any flower, but my favorites would have to be orchids or lilies

5) Who do you feel most you around?

Honestly my dad, we're pretty much carbon copies of each other and share the same humor so I feel 100% comfortable with him. I even recently came out to him that I was Bi and he was so supportive about it that I cried about it later that night. We're even planning on getting matching back pieces eventually

6) Say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical)

Oh geez, my self worth is non existent so this took me a while

- my eyes

- my hair (when it's not overgrown like it is now)

- my calves weirdly enough

- my work ethic

- my humor

- my attention to detail

7) What color brings you peace?

Honestly blues and purples make me relax for some odd reason, bonus points if they're iridescent

8) Tag someone or multiple people who make you feel good

Oof obviously @thebo0knerd, @honestcactus, @prussianengel, @americanbeautea, and all of y'all

9) What calms you down?

Just being alone listening to music tends to calm me down, but the binging of Tik Tok and ironically creepypasta/scary story asmr helps too

10) What is something you're excited about?

My laptop! I'm almost able to buy it! It'll probably take a couple more paychecks but here's to an upgrade!

11) What is your ideal date?

Honestly just a trip to the mall followed by binging an anime, I'm a simple girl

12) How are you?

Honestly I've been in the dumps for the past month and a half. I've been working a lot with the public so that's always a fluctuating factor. I think I just need to move somewhere out of this godforsaken town and start somewhere fresh. Without the past constantly bringing me down

13) What's your comfort food?

Mozzarella sticks! In particular Denny's mozzarella sticks. My father would take me to Denny's as a treat whenever he got me for the weekends. He knew how bad it was when I was living with my mother and there's just a lot of comfort in those little artery cloggers

14) Favorite feel-good show?

Honestly a few animes! Right now its Haikyuu, Fire Force, and now Avatar. They're all just so inspiring and funny; they're all a great mood lifter

15) For every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word

🥺 @1a-imagines Direct Ray of Sunshine

🥺 @honestcactus Mood of 2020

💕 @americanbeautea Deity Goals

💕 @awkward-tension Angst Lord

💕 @desperatelittledemon CEO of "Shut Up Val"

16) Compliment the person who sent you this number

All of y'all mean the world to me and I'm always here to listen if y'all want to talk 🥺💖

17) Fairy lights or LEDs?

Why not both? I feel like LEDs are nice but nothing can beat fairy lights above your bed on a stormy day

18) Do you still love stuffed animals?

Of course! I still have most of my childhood stuffed animals and I still mourn my favorite one my mom threw away when I was 9

19) Most important thing in your life?

Oh jeez, I'm not trying to sound edgy or anything but I don't think I have anything important in my life. Obviously I value my sister friends but depression makes shit hard

20) What do you want to do most in the world right now?

Launch all the boomers and Karens into orbit

But honestly I want to start living for myself.

Like I feel like I've only been doing what people tell me to do and going wherever they go and I'm tired of it.

It's time I forge my own path

21) If you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

"Blood doesn't bind you, friendship does"

22) What would you say to your future self?

"Ayo bitch good luck"

Just kidding

"It's okay to give yourself permission, no one is holding you down anymore, it's okay"

23) Favorite piece of clothing?

Honestly nothing yet, all of my clothes are either hand me downs or plain clothes. I'm planning on doing a complete wardrobe change so I can dress how I want

24) What's something you do to de-stress?

I'm an avid gamer so I'm always playing some game, anywhere from PS4 to switch, to phone games. They just help get my mind off of things

25) What's the best personal gift a person could give you? (Playlist, homemade card, etc.)

Honestly anything! I've never really gotten anything that was handmade, Book made me a couple paintings and I treasure them

26) What movie would you like to live in?

Avatar tbh (AND YES IT UNFORTUNATELY COUNTS) just the idea of a simple life with a bit of elemental powers is just appealing to me, I feel like I'd be a water bender

27) Which character would you like to be?

Oof all of the dead ones

I mean

Ms. Kobayashi

A normalish life with dragon waifus? Sign me up!

28) Hugs or hand holding?

Hugs, honestly I'm so touch starved I'd probably cry if I got a genuine hug

29) Mornings, Afternoons, or Nights?

Late nights and early mornings, basically times where everyone else is asleep are just especially peaceful to me

30) What reminds you of home? (Things that remind you of the feeling of home)

I've got a very fucked up idea of home. I was raised in a military household so home was never a location, neither was having long-term friends. Not to mention after I lived with my ex for a year I've got an even more corrupt understanding of home.

But if I had to summarize it just anywhere I feel the safest, which generally means my bed

[azrielstarsand]

So I just hit 300 followers!!! So I’ve decided to celebrate by taking writing requests for two weeks! This milestone isn’t a celebration for me, its a thank you to you for following my shitty blog. So from now until next Thursday.

Also shouting out some mutuals I love!!

@fashion-files-saves-2017 @thshield @little–alphabet–boy @littlekiwi37-archive @pushbreezango @fivefootxo @codyscurll @perfectionpersonifiedtagteam @klnshasa @ajleenation99 @honestcactus @wrestlingbabe @starbxrner @kendosticks @prettypantsrollins @missabigailwyatt @lambchopviking @tomboy-writer @spooptaculardragon

@thehardyboyz @sunflowers-and-swear-words @sunshiny-emo @natalyaischamp

(Follow them all!!)

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

@honestcactus, thank you so much for supporting the WADTT Patreon! Your contribution bumped the funding over my goal of $500 a month! Talk about an incredible feeling. 

[haylani]

I was tagged by @calizzy101 Aghh thanks!!!!

Answer 11 questions, tag 11 people, write 11 questions for them to answer.

1. Favourite bingeing tv show? Maybe Leverage which is a super fun show in general. Currently on the latest season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

2. What was the main plot to your make believe games as a child? My sister and I would hold daycare for our dolls and stuffed animals

3. if you could go back to any point in history where/what time would you go? I’d rather go forward. I’d probably try to stop some historical disaster from happening.

4. All time favourite film? RENT but I haven’t seen much for films. Lemonade Mouth is my guilty pleasure.

5. House in the city or house in the countryside? I’ve grown up in the woods and the grass is always greener so city... except there’s probably not a ton of grass and I’d want an apartment.

6. Favourite animal? Pandas, but I don’t really have one.

7. What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? Die... but I’d go down fighting I’d hope.

8. First major celebrity crush? Dianna Agron

9. if you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Cheese puffs. Just had some but want more. Also an Oreo milkshake, though not with the cheese puffs. Wow so healthy :/

10. Favourite drinking game? I don’t really know anything other than beer pong and Kings so I’ll go with the latter.

11. iPhone or Android? iPhone

Questions: 

Would you live forever if you could? 

Favorite color?

If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?

Dream job?

If you could take the place of any famous person for a year, who would you be?

What is the best concert you’ve been to?

Favorite stores to shop for clothes?

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Any pets?

Disregarding weather, would you rather wear Ugg boots or Croc sandles?

Last song that you listened to?

Tagging: @annasilk @monicgeller @awkwardnerdygay @cruiserdiva @dominicsherwod @tatianathevampireslayer @honestlyelectronicdestiny @honestcactus  ..and anyone else who would like to answer!