#homophobic! dean

[rottingsam]

happy wincest wednesday <3 what are your fave headcanons to do with sam and deans gender and sexuality and their relationships with queerness (or lack thereof) and each others relationships to the others queerness (or lack thereof)

hiiiii ‘anon’!!! im very happy about this ask, i have lots of thoughts and opinions! they aren’t typical in the sense that this has a lot of homophobia/ transphobia; don’t like, don’t read!

firstly, in any context i do not think their relationship with their queerness would be overly positive in any way, shape, or form. My personal head canons about sam and dean’s queerness is this: dean is bisexual/bi curios and sam is bisexual and gender queer! i think sam works well as any gender or any trans identity. now, my favorite pairing (transmasc! sam x dean) is mostly what I’ll be talking about it.

sam and dean aren’t progressive. they hate the woke liberal left and forced representation in the media. dean complains about that the most, he’s fine with gay people he swears! he just doesn’t get the whole gender craze because it’s “literally decided for you when you’re born”. he’s quick to exclude sam from that line of thinking, sam will always be an exception to any of his own personal beliefs and values.

dean personally believes that he isn’t a faggot, even though he’s regularly taking it straight up the ass on sam’s strap like clock work on the regular. sam, is more loose about it though, but not by much. what he and dean are doing is most definitely some type of fruity but other than dean, he’s not very interested in other guys so he considers himself straight for the most part. sam doesn’t think about what their relationship would be categorized as because he feels the incest aspect overrides that.

while sam is transmasc, dean doesn’t necessarily understand (or go out of his way to try to) all that comes with it. sam is sam regardless of what he does to himself to change, he’s still over the top, uncontrollably, erotically, codependent and in love with him. when they’re getting breakfast at a diner, dean will rattle of his and sam’s order. ex: “i’ll have the lumberjack grand slam with extra bacon and hard on those eggs, and she’ll have an omelet. she wants extra chives in that too.” and the waitress will give him a strange look because all she sees is two butch guys sipping coffee.

sam tease dean about being the more faggy one out of the two, which gets on deans nerves to no end. he gets highly irritated when sam makes a comment about dean being “the girl” in the relationship because of how he acts in the sack. and sam will insists that not straight guy would be on his knees begging to suck his real cock, and present himself so nicely, even after he puts up a good fight for the top. they both consider themselves straight guys who just happen to do morally questionable things with their brother.

in other words: they are the most homophobic faggots i’ve ever laid eyes on

[insanesonofabitch]

You would think Castiel’s “heaven” being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no it’s from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.

​I CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.

[ardentpoop]

freak.

[sammygender]

wrt prev post and sam’s original ‘fed demon blood by azazel as a baby’ arc like. actually that was the most insane thing to see depicted on my television especially when it seemed like no one else i knew or followed was talking about it. it felt so explicit and yet it was sooo deep in metaphor. she walked in on us. sammy, you’re my favourite. god it must be terrible to know something happened but that you’ll never be able to remember it or tell anyone about it. never be able to rip it out or scrub it clean. so azazel could get into my nursery and- bleed in my mouth? because i wasn’t clean. these trials - they’re purifying me. anyway. augh

[disinhume]

What we could have had if the writers weren't cowards

[thenewsnow]

Gay cowboys

Gay cannibals

Gay (but not really gays since they are genderless) biblical entities

Gay attorneys

Gay homophobes

Hoping I'm not the only one loving all these different pieces of media and fandoms !!

It's so funny to me to see how the dynamics are different but at the same time they are all just some guys that can't speak and say "look I love you let's become a couple and stop all this complicated long situationship shit"

[queermania]

Do you think Jensen is uncomfortable being asked about Destiel?

yes but i don't think it's because the concept of destiel makes him uncomfortable at this point. i think it's because every single time he speaks about destiel, no matter what he says, a whole bunch of people are upset in a whole bunch of different directions. he says cas was dean's best friend and well that just means he's homophobic because obviously cas was more than that, but also how dare he forget about sam. he says dean was thinking that he should've said i love you too and well he obviously meant it platonically and how dare anyone think otherwise but also he stuttered when he said it so he was trying to hold back slurs. he says cas's confession testament isn't something that needs to be resolved which obviously means they will never ever address it despite the 6000 other things he's said about wanting to give it the weight it deserves when dean and cas reunite. jensen hates gay people and specifically he wants to spit in hellers faces but also how dare he say things that legitimize destiel he's a monster and this is why we love jared.

[carebeardean]

dead boy detectives saw supernatural have a gay man go to hell for confessing to his “straight” best friend and said hold my beer. all that love is returned to you tenfold. BITCH

[lambmotifz]

one of the reasons why i don’t see sam and dean switching is because i really don’t think they’d fuck often. there’s no way their sexual dynamic would be normal. it’d be about dean establishing control over sam in just another (physical) form. it would not be about sex for the sake of it. and also “violence is a metaphor for sex” and dean is canonically shown to be physically violent towards sam and he treats sam’s body like it belongs to him (and maybe it does because sam willingly lets dean do anything to him even if it hurts) and that’s also why top!sam/bottom!dean is so ooc and unrealistic when it comes to their dynamic

[sunforgrace]

you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

[sastielsfandom]

Sastiel couldn't be canon because if it was Dean would be calling them gay every five seconds

[drulalovescas]

I fucking hate this show *cries*

[peculiaritybending]

One of the many things I really love about Heathers is how JD and Veronica can very, very easily both be read as bisexual coded like it’s at the point where I’d believe you if you said it was intentional.

[seasononesam]

the lgbt community has forgiven sam winchester

[loversofthegrave]

dean I'd fuck my brother but draw the line at gay men winchester

[secondhandroad]

i need more fic where sam is obviously queer from a young age and dean is a little homophobic about it. but of course he's not gonna let OTHER people be homophobic about it.