#homielander

[lemonhemlock]

happy birthday, hope you have a good one <3

oh my goodness, it's so nice of you to drop by, i really enjoy your analyses and commentary posts! thank you so much!

[lannisterdaddyissues]

HI MAR 16 21 26 39 for the nosy anon game!!

ISHLEEN MY LOVE OMG HOW ARE YOU THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN AN ASK 🥺 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!!! MY DMS HAVE BEEN BARREN WITHOUT YOU I MISS YOU </3

16. I’ll love you if… if you love me back honestly. it doesn’t take much for me, people are so easy to love when they show you what their love feels like <3 it sounds like a cop-out answer but honestly i find something different to love in every person, it’s not really conditional for me lol

21. What I love most about myself this sounds so narcissistic or so fake but honestly my personality :) i just love being happy and i love making other people happy! happiness will always be free when i am around! it’s so easy to just be happy i love being happy i love being alive

26. My biggest pet peeves oh my god dont get me started

people who shower late at night or early in the morning

people who leave the toilet paper under and not over

people who don’t turn their sound off when they’re not alone

etc that i can’t think of rn but i definitely will remember later

39. My favorite ice cream flavor RED VELVEEEEEEETTTTTTT honorable mentions: mint chocolate chip, cookies n cream <3

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(send me a nosy anon!)

[xieyaohuan]

11, 23, 45, and 62 for the fic writer asks!

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

Not sure if this refers to my own or in general, so I'll do both:

Mine:

Moonlight on her Face

White Snake

Clegane's Keep (it's my most messed up fic and I cannot recommend it to anyone in good conscience, but I'm very proud I managed to write Gregor Clegane POV, and it's probably got the best plot twist I've ever written - you need to be logged into AO3 to read this)

In general:

The Rock, the Vulture, and the Chain

Zinc Molybdate

Tame

23. Best writing advice for other writers?

More clichés, but reading works really well for me. When I'm reading, I automatically start writing, even during the worst writer's block.

45. Do you want to break your readers‘ heart or make them laugh?

I mostly want to take readers along for the ride if that's what they want, but on average, that's more likely to result in heartbreak than laughter

62. Thoughts on cliffhangers?

Not a huge fan unless they're done really well and for actual narrative purpose. I've used them for narrative purposes, but I've also included a ton of cliffhangers out of sheer laziness in my own fics, and I can't say I'm very proud of it.

[navree]

happy birthday, hope you have a good one! <3

thank you so much!!

[tearueful]

fellow homelander-blogger and very sweet 💙 love seeing you on my dash!

Aww, thank you so much~!!

[sharonisthebettercarter]

yes~<3

homielander

No.

[disease]

PROTECTION @louisahhh & MAELSTROM [HOMIELAND VOL. 1, 2014]

[percentstardust]

anyways, i am making the impulsive decision to add homelander along with annie january and jordan li to my muse roster.

[cold--carnage]

aight I'm bored again

[lannisterdaddyissues]

🌺 send this to ten blogs you think are wonderful 🌺

also lannisterdaddyissues sweep

LANNISTERDADDYISSUES SWEEP!!!!

[maevelander]

🌺 send this to ten blogs you think are wonderful 🌺

[weishenbwi]

it doesnt really matter but i saw your tags on my homelander gifset and in the last gif it’s milk not spit because she had just dipped her fingers in a glass of milk before putting them in his mouth lol. if that makes it better.

Asdghod I haven't seen that season in so long (it feels) so thanks!!! Lol that actually helps immensely. 😂🫶 Let me go remove those tags. 🥛😭💙

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Homelander dating a member of the boys

Y/N was a member of the boys and she was dating Homelander. Homelander knew that Y/N was part of The boys but it was not vice versa.

The boys had no idea that she was dating Homelander. Billy would kill her if he found out. 

When she first joined The Boys she hated him like the rest and wanted to take him down. 

But then they had an encounter where he almost killed her.

But for some reason he was attracted to her and vice versa. 

 She wanted to puke when she realized that she found him attractive. He was her worst enemy.

Or was he just Billy’s?

Homelander couldn’t stop thinking about Y/N after that night. She was like a drug and he needed her. 

Y/N also couldn’t stop thinking about him but she hated herself for it. 

She couldn’t even go to anyone with her problems. They all would hate her.

Homie found out where she lived and stalked her. She had a decent house and she was the one that wasn’t on the run from the cops.

She caught him outside her house one night by the window. 

“What do you want?” “I’m coming in.”

Tension was ever so high between them. Like it was bound to be. 

She wasn’t scared of him. That he could sense. It made him mad but also made her more interesting. 

Why isn’t a puny human like her scared of him?

“I can sense you aren’t scared of me.” “You sense right.” 

He also sensed her arousal? Was she turned on?

“Why are you turned on?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

They ended up having sex that night and though she would never say it out loud it was the best sex she ever had.  

He was very whiny but she thought it was hot. 

The risk of fucking a supe was one that she took and she doesn’t regret it.

After that night, things were never the same. 

Homielander would constantly stop by her house and they would fuck until one night things got deeper.

“Why are you working for Billy?” “I wouldn’t say that I'm working for him but you’re an ass and need to be stopped.”

Her confidence was hot to him but he knew that they couldn’t take him down. 

She thought it was just sex until he took her to Vought Towers to eat. 

“Why are you doing this?” “I like you, oddly enough.”

They both knew that this was more than fucking. It was dating and it wasn’t so bad. 

Billy and The boys hadn’t suspected anything yet which was good. 

Homelander wanted to use the fact that he had you whenever Billy and him made contact but he knew that it wasn’t the right time.

Till it was and oh boy Billy was not happy.

“You’re fucking him?” “Well it’s not just fucking anymore.”

Billy felt betrayed as did the rest of The boys. 

“Y/N, How could you do this? He’s a monster.” 

She didn’t have words, just guilt. 

“It’s because my dick is so good. I fuck her so hard every night that she goes dumb.” 

Hughie looked at Y/N with disgust. She looked down at the ground.

“I’m sorry guys, it wasn't supposed to happen.” 

They couldn’t believe her. She was fucking enemy #1 for crying out loud. 

“You need to leave.” Billy growled at her, almost getting in her face. 

Her jaw dropped as if it wasn’t understandable why she would need to leave. 

“What?” “If you’re going to be with him, ya can’t be with us.” 

Homelander chuckled at his words. Everyone looked at him. 

“She doesn’t need you. She ever did. She will be fine without you.” 

That wasn’t true. Y/N knew that wasn’t true but what could she do. 

“Come on, we’re leaving.” Homelander held out his hand.

She knew there was no turning back now. She got herself in some serious shit. 

She took his hand and looked at her disappointed once friends and they walked out. 

The Boys watched as their once friend left with their enemy.  

Now they had to add another person to the list. 

“We shouldn’t have let her leave. She knows too much.” “Well then when the opportunity comes then we will kill her if she gets in the way.”

[deliciouskeys]

Is the photo on the left just for a photoshoot or post filming something? Because the blood doesn’t match the elevator scene from the trailer.

ETA: thank you @homielander ! Left pic appears to be from season 2 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFyXFEJHkT3/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Crowdsourcing! 💪❤️

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[only-man-in-the-sky]

homielander my beloved ⭐️ ( <- gold star sticker)

"beloved?" well, lucky me. sticking the sticker right

⭐

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