#homestuckthiefclass

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THE KNIGHT-THIEF OF DOOM

The Knight-Thief of Doom is someone who is constantly fighting their inner dialogue and all of their wants and their needs, being pulled in two different directions by their brain and they can never really get a break from themself. The Knight-Thief of Doom understands suffering and what it’s like to be mistreated by life, constantly thrown around and getting in trouble, usually probably not even being their own fault.

The Knight-Thief of Doom wants to help others by protecting and serving Doom, but they also want to be selfish and steal all the Doom for themself, to take the cruel fates’ from other people and to take the acceptance and knowledge that comes with suffering, but because of all of this they will tend to be more empathetic than most people. The Knight-Thief of Doom is cunning and clever, armed with the understanding of what it means to be damned, but they fight through and against their aspect with their aspect, freeing others from their own Doom and collecting it, so that they may protect it and do their best to serve it however it needs or wants.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is part Knight of Doom, which means that they are an understanding person when it comes to being hurt by other people and life as a whole, but they’re always there to help you stand back up and dust yourself off after you’ve fallen because they do not give up easily and they will encourage you to not either. They are relentless and unstoppable once they put their mind to something, and once they sink their teeth into something they won’t let go, so you know that they will be by your side through thick and thin, going down with the ship when and if things come, push and shove.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is part Thief of Doom, which means that they take other people’s misfortune and discomfort for themselves and their own pleasure, usually finding ways to make people uncomfortable or put them into a Doomed situation for their own enjoyment, and no matter how much Doom they have, they can never be stopped from making the most of a situation. They are likely a pessimistic person, although charismatic and confident, but they have worries that they bury deep inside of themselves, and they understand what being responsible is and what their responsibilities are, but do they ever act responsible in the first place? No, they don’t.

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thief of mind?

THE THIEF OF MIND

The Thief of Mind is someone who is cold and cunning, they rarely let their guard down, let anyone know anything about themselves, and they never let themselves be dictated by their own emotions or feelings. They are apathetic and cold, almost in a way that reflects a Destroyer of Heart, but they can leave other people in a tearful, passionate mess of emotions that nobody can do anything about. The Thief of Mind controls Mind just as much as they can influence Heart, and if they decide that you are going to be emotional today, or completely apathetic, you can’t do anything to stop them from straight up changing whatever it is that they want about you.

They are logical in their thinking and rational in their behaviours, they never do anything without thinking it through several times before, and being impulsive has never even been a thought that they’ve considered before. The Thief of Mind is wonderful at putting up boundaries and walls and masks to hide who they truly are from other people, and getting to know the real them is a monumental task that probably will never be achieved by anyone.

They bury their true thoughts and feelings down deep inside of them to never be seen and instead pretend to be whoever or whatever they are today, and this might weigh on them or drag them down a little bit, but since when has repressing who you really are ever hurt anyone? The Thief of Mind is a terrifying person to be around if you get them upset, because they have the apathetic anger and a death wish most likely, and if they tend to have darker or more violent thoughts, then they’re probably thought about how to get away with many different kinds of murders and they probably could with ease.

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THE THIEF-WITCH OF TIME-VOID

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is someone who can control and manipulate Time-Void, the essence of nothingness and the strain of time that everything is running upon, taking and changing it to be whatever they please, and they’re not afraid to stand their ground if you try to come at them for nearly anything. The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is talented and smart, they understand what they are allowed to take, or at least what they can get away with taking from other people, and they know that the sky's the limit and that nothing can stop them when they put their mind to something.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void lives in the shadows and prefers to stay unknown to all of those that surround them, having very few people who actually pay attention to them and what they do, but they hold those people close to them and are willing to do anything to protect those few people that they actually care about. The Thief-Witch of Time-Void fights for other people’s secrecy and their ability to be quiet and hide in the shadows, and the Thief-Witch will do anything to protect the Void and all the safety that it lends to people, while also taking and manipulating it into being a weapon that they can use for whatever purpose they seek.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Thief of Time, which means that they steal other people’s Time by taking up precious time and using up all the hours in a day with their shenanigans and useless bullcrap, essentially wasting their own Time and the Time of all those that unfortunately get roped into the Thief’s crazy mishaps. They are talented, although they probably stole that talent, and they have a really good internal clock that they run off of, and they tend to test the patience of those that surround them, usually because of their inane antics.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Thief of Void, which means that they are a great con-artist because they know how to use the shadows and the nothingness of the world to get their way, easily able to change something or someone’s meaning and how important they are in the greater scheme of things, and they almost always know how important or not important something is just by looking at it. They blend into the shadows and the Void, they’re wonderful at keeping and manipulating secrets, and they’re not afraid to curse someone to forever be plot-irrelevant if you get on their bad side.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Witch of Time, which means that they are someone who plays with Time and the timeline like it’s nothing and have little to no care about how they might be screwing up the flow of time because it is not their problem, regardless of whether they caused it or not. They are stubborn and stand firmly in place when it comes to their ideas and wants, and they are more often than not very impulsive and fly by the seat of their pants instead of thinking about their actions first.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Witch of Void, which means that they are great at manipulating people from the shadows, controlling them and their very actions without ever needing to reveal themself, pulling people around and controlling them via their secrets and all of the Void that they hide inside of themselves. They are known to break the rules and play games based on how they want to, not how they’re supposed to, and they might not have the best moral alignment out there but they sure as hell put their everything into whatever they’re doing and they always believe that what they’re doing is the right thing to do.

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THE THIEF OF LIFE

The Thief of Life is someone who is the Life of the party, literally and metaphorically, and they’re always the centre of attention wherever they go if they choose to be because they love to feel the warmth and gratification of social acceptance. The Thief of Life is someone who constantly pushes the boundaries of others and is always pushing the limits and rules, seeing how far they can take things before stuff goes downhill, and that’s when they abscond to let someone else take the fall for them.

They are mischievous and clever, they always get what they want when they want it, and they steal power and fame for themselves like it’s nothing. The Thief of Life is a cunning person who likely uses bullying and peer pressure into getting what they want from someone else, or they can just straight up steal your Life, your essence, your willpower from you and leave you a depressed husk of a person.

The Thief of Life loves the thrill of adrenaline and is constantly seeking new ways to get dopamine and serotonin, and if this means doing risky or downright illegal things, then so be it. They might harass other people into doing their own dirty work by saying things like “I bet you can’t do X thing,” or “you’ll never be able to get onto my level until you do Y thing.” The Thief of Life is someone you don’t want to get on the bad side of because they’ll act like your friend but they’re slowly pushing you closer and closer to the edge until you fall over and die, like turning up the heat of the water and slowly boiling the frogs to death before they know what’s happening and can jump out.

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could u do thief of void?

The Thief of Void

The Thief of Void is someone who can change the importance of something, steal something’s value or inherent worth, and take all the meaning from something if they wanted to. The Thief of Void is a natural at determining what things are useless and what’s not, finding out just exactly what they need to know or do to progress.

They are excellent at fading into the background and the shadows, deterring all eyes from them and their actions, and making people forget that they exist to begin with. The Thief of Void is a great liar, able to make themself seem innocent and as not guilty as possible at all times, and they can swap around the importance or lack thereof in other people or objects. The Thief is the type of person to never take the blame or take the fall for something, always blaming someone else for their actions and always ready with an excuse or two as to why they couldn’t have possibly done the incriminating thing, and of course it always works in the Thief of Void’s favour.

They are also wonderful when it comes to manipulating secrets, never letting theirs see the light of day while stealing the obscurity from other’s and forcing their secrets to be public knowledge. The Thief is a chaotic individual, able to shift something from nothingness to importance in the blink of an eye, or at least seemingly so, and they’d never be caught for their actions because they’re just a perfect little angel.

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The Thief of Rage

The Thief of Rage is someone who knows exactly how to make you mad, make you sad, make you fearful, or feel any other strong emotions. The Thief of Rage knows how to shake you to the core and cut you to the bone, they are master manipulators when it comes to dealing with the negative aspects of life and of feelings, having been submerged in them for oh so long.

They are confident in their abilities to shock or scare others, basically having other people’s feelings wrapped around their finger like a puppet string, and thus the Thief can basically make people feel however they want. The Thief of Rage is themself a very emotional person, prone to bursts of rage or sadness, acting almost like a ticking emotion bomb that’s ready to explode at any moment. The Thief of Rage steals other people’s feelings and emotions from them, feeling accomplished when they’re hated or feared and viewing it like it’s something to strive for when usually it’s something people avoid.

They can leave you feeling empty inside, apathetic and emotionless and drained, having stolen all your hatred for themselves. The Thief of Rage is almost quite literally fueled by Rage, acting mostly off of spite and hatred, sadness, jealousy, or any other strong emotion that’s often conveyed as negative or harmful, but the Thief thrives in it like it’s oxygen that they need to live.

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The Thief of Doom

The Thief of Doom is someone who has a natural confidence and charisma, and they have a knack at telling the truth from lies and knowing what’s going to have a bigger impact or importance to the storyline later. The Thief of Doom understands and knows the rules, but they know even better how to skirt by them and bend the rules so it applies or leaves out whatever they want it to.

They understand responsibility and how they should be responsible for their actions, but that’s one of the last things they’ll actually end up doing or being. The Thief of Doom tends to be pessimistic and knows that things are bleak, but this doesn’t stop them from going out and making the most of what they have. The Thief of Doom takes misery and Doom from others for themselves, but usually ends up turning it around for their own use, giving the Doom back to others and spreading the misery or unhappiness to the Thief’s own benefit or enjoyment.

They have worries and fears that they might not or never be enough, that they’ll never live up to what they should or could be, but they’d never admit those fears so they just bury them deep inside and don’t touch them. The Thief of Doom takes the bitter, the rejected and the hated, and they use them to rise up and defy those who try to put limits and restrictions in place because if the Thief doesn’t want to follow them, then the Thief won’t.

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The Prince - Thief clash class

“one who destroys (their aspect)” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Prince-Thief is someone who takes their aspect(s) from others to fill that hole inside of them that is devoid of their aspect(s), but when that doesn’t work, they just switch to destroying their aspect(s) completely. The Prince-Thief is a symbol of “If I can’t have this, then nobody can!” in their way of stealing from other people what they can’t or don’t have.

They actually do have some of their aspect(s) within themselves, but they have a tendency to repress it and bury it deep down inside themself due to being ashamed or feeling weak or any other reason. The Prince-Thief takes other people’s aspect(s) and destroys them, using their aspect(s) to destroy the aspect(s) and hitting those around them where it really hurts. The Prince-Thief knows how to cut you deep and make their words hurt, they know what they’re doing and if they are really adamant about something, you’re probably not gonna be able to stop them. 

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The Thief of Breath

The Thief of Breath is someone who steals other people’s Breath, taking away their freedom and free choice and ability to change, stealing it all for themselves. The Thief of Breath is someone who jumps in the way of others, taking opportunities to run and see the world for themself and leaving everyone behind.

They might even in a sense, take other people’s identity and pretend to be someone else for a while or in a more criminal sense, identity theft. The Thief of Breath takes the chains that bind other people to their responsibilities and dedications, instead wrapping themselves in the tasks and chaining themself to the ground.

The Thief of Breath might, in a literal sense, steal people’s Breath away by being stunning or gorgeous in a way that draws people’s eyes to them and they can’t look away, or in a more cruel sense, take the Breath and life-force from people and ultimately causing them to pass away. They take the freedom and independence from others, tying them down and forcing them into a secure position that they otherwise wouldn’t want to be in. The Thief of Breath is tricky and deceiving, and it becomes hard to run from the master that taught you how to run.

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thief of heart

The Thief of Heart

The Thief of Heart is someone who is empathetic and boastful, they know how to win someone over or make themselves seem larger than life, and they know all the tricks in the book when it comes to relationships and social situations. The Thief of Heart is confident in themselves, sometimes seeming a little over-confident or cocky, but they usually don’t mean harm because that’s just them being their true, authentic selves.

They are confident and proud, passionate and unique, and they are usually quite in-tune with their emotions and feelings, knowing exactly what it is they need and when. The Thief of Heart is great when it comes to showing off and showing others what it’s like to be them and how great it is to be them, because they never suffer or have to deal with the consequences of their actions or anything like that at all. The Thief of Heart also has a habit of taking other people’s passions and interests and becoming so overwhelmed with them that the original person feels intimidated, eventually backing off and losing interest due to the Thief’s overbearing interest.

It takes a fair amount of work to make a Thief of Heart feel true, strong emotions for someone regardless of which way the feelings flow, positive or negative, but the Thief doesn’t shy away from expressing their true emotions and telling everyone around them how they feel. The Thief of Heart might seem extreme, too confident, and overbearing, but it’s fully their fault because they are just being their true self and expressing who they really are on the inside, and there’s no harm in that.

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The Thief of Hope

The Thief of Hope is someone who will take everyone’s Hopes and aspirations, their love and adoration, for themselves. They have a natural confidence and charisma that they can and will use to their advantage, along with their endless optimism, they can lead others with a passion and success that will never fail.

The Thief of Hope takes other’s Hope and optimism, giving them more strength to move forwards and continue doing what they’re doing. They want to be popular, an idol and having people screaming their name, they want the power of people’s love to fuel them and drive them to greatness and beyond.

The Thief of Hope wants to be powerful and recognized, the only person on their level, almost a God if they can help it. The Thief of Hope believes that they are better than everyone else, they are the only one deserving of their power and status, that everyone else should bow down beneath them. They know that one day, somehow and some way, they will get the future that they want and deserve.

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The Heir - Thief clash class

“ones who become (their aspect)” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Heir-Thief is someone who might seem greedy for their aspect(s), taking it from others all for themselves and hoarding it, not wanting anyone else to have any of the aspect(s). The Heir-Thief views their aspect(s) in such a priority way that depending on the Heir-Thief, they might even begin to put the aspect(s) before themself, neglecting to take care of themself out of fear of someone else taking their precious aspect(s). Think of a dragon hoarding its pile of gold, but then the dragon gets the genius idea of “If I turn myself into gold, then nobody can steal it!” and thus the dragon, or in this case the Heir-Thief, gives up their mind and body to become one with their aspect(s).

The Heir-Thief becomes part of their aspect(s), being able to think and feel what the aspect(s) themself do and being able to control the aspect(s) in the hands of others. The Heir-Thief has more power than before, and they can decide to completely rob you of the aspect(s) if they so choose and honestly it would be incredibly difficult to stop them because they are the aspect(s), kind of like trying to fight fire with fire. 

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The Bard - Thief clash class

“allows destruction of (their aspect)” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Bard-Thief is someone who takes their aspect(s) from others for themself while suppressing their aspect(s) within themself, constantly trying to fill up the hole that occupies their chest with their aspect(s) but failing time and time again. The Bard-Thief is a chaotic and perhaps dastardly individual, liking causing as much chaos and havoc as possible and having a grand ol’ time while doing so.

They lack their aspect(s) within themselves, so they take from others, but eventually they steal too much of their aspect(s) and it drives them to the breaking point. The Bard-Thief takes their aspect(s) and explodes, returning the destroyed fragments of their aspect(s) to the original owners of it, destroying the majority of their session’s aspect(s). The Bard-Thief lives for destruction and wickedness, being a trickster of their aspect(s) and knowing just what cards to play to make the whole tower come crashing down.

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Can I request a Witch + Thief clash class?

The Thief - Witch clash class

“one who steals (their aspect) for themselves” + “one who manipulates (their aspect).”

The Thief-Witch is someone who takes their aspect(s) from others to do what they wish, creating and manipulating it to be whatever the heck they want it to be. The Thief-Witch knows that the sky's the limit and nothing can stop them if they try hard enough. They know which parts of their aspect(s) they can steal from others, and they know who they can steal from, but it’s their challenge to learn how to use their aspect(s) to the best of their abilities and make the most of their awesome powers.

The Thief-Witch is extremely talented and powerful once they get the hang of their powers and learn to control their aspect(s), being able to basically choose which parts of their aspect(s) they want to use and which to discard, fortifying and powering up their aspect(s). The Thief-Witch is a good ally to have due to their massive amounts of power and just seeing what they can do, you wouldn’t wanna get on the bad side of them.

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THE THIEF-WITCH OF BLOOD-HOPE

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is someone who is outgoing and social, someone who draws power from the bonds they have and from the happiness and optimism that fills the hearts and souls of their friends and family and whoever they might try to steal their aspects from. The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope can take expectations and twist them to be whatever they need it to be, they can drain people of their Hopes and play with it like it was putty, manipulating and changing the Hopes and dreams to fit whatever mold they need it to.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is driven by their passion to create a better life for themself and by proxy, those around them, and they more often than not can succeed with flying colors when they literally use the “power of friendship” to boost their own powers and abilities to make sure that they succeed in whatever they’re doing. The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is extremely talented and powerful and once they fully unlock all of their powers and learn to control them, it’s over for everyone that they might have to negatively deal with, as they steal your Blood and your Hopes to feast off of like some sort of cryptid or folklore monster, unless they decide that they want to try and make the most good out of their powers and help the most amount of people.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Thief of Blood, which means that they are dependent on other people for a sense of self worth and meaning in their life, literally living off of the Blood that they take from others and trying their best to maintain a trustworthy and reliable appearance, because without their bonds they are basically nobody. They like to appease people and they try their best to keep everyone in good faith and good health, they steal Blood from others in the sense that they break down old relationships to create new ones or they swoop in and steal someone’s partner from them for themself, but they are able to function without their relationships to others even though it’s a lonely life to live and it’s difficult for them.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Thief of Hope, which means that they are charismatic and overflowing with optimism, they want to do good in the eyes of everyone else and they take other people’s Hopes for their own, running with these ideas and trying their best to make sure that they come true. They want to make sure that they have a bright future that aligns with what they want to be doing with their life, and if it means that they make other people happy and hopeful in the process, then that’s also a positive thing that happened but whatever.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Witch of Blood, which means that they are loyal and dependant on those closest to them, they strive to make sure that their friends and family are happy with their lives and if not, the Witch can take their Blood and change it just a tiny bit to put their loved ones on the track to a much more fulfilling future. They don’t fully believe that anything is permanent, sometimes things come and sometimes things go, everything will inevitably die or leave, but they can do anything and everything within their power to try and stop this from happening to the best of their ability.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Witch of Hope, which means that they want to create a brighter future for not only themself but for all of their friends and family and allies, because everyone deserves to be able to live a life that they’re happy with and not have to live in constant fear or sadness or hopelessness. They can manipulate people’s Hopes to make them more or less hopeful, which can be helpful in dreary situations where things are looking bleak and nobody has any motivation, or perhaps if they’re particularly strong or in tune with their powers, maybe they can change reality as a whole using their own Hope to bend situations towards a much more positive ending rather than the dreary ending that was supposed to be.

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ooooooh these are so cool! Could I please request a Maidthief of Mindspace, a Sylphseer of Heartdoom, and a Princebard of Bloodlight?

THE MAID-THIEF OF MIND-SPACE

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is someone who constantly is struggling with the expectations placed upon them and what they’re supposed to do, being pulled in various directions not only by everyone in their life but also by their aspects, pushing them and always directing them and their actions. The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is someone who is generally complacent when it comes to dealing with their aspects, helping those around them build their wisdom and their understanding of the universe, but then they can turn around and steal exactly what they just helped you gain for the hell of it.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is intelligent and smart, they’re beyond creative and they’re great at coming up with solutions to your problems in the blink of an eye, but when it comes to making decisions for themself or for others, or when it comes down to them finally having to take action by themself, that’s when most people like them would flake. The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space can mend and steal not only the minds and their capabilities from those around them, but they can also steal the space and the limitations from people, either fully limiting them or alternatively, opening up the world to them for the better or for the worst.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Maid of Mind, which means that they are used to being pushed around by people, constantly told how to think and how to act and they’re never allowed to make their own choices in life no matter what, they’re always being commanded around by someone or something else. They eventually realise that they have their own powers and that they can in fact, make their own choices and decide what they want to do with their life instead of just being pushed around forever and they can finally take their life into their own hands.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Maid of Space, which means that they begin as someone with a lack of Space in their life, constantly surrounded by people or things and always being busy, never having any spare moments to do anything that they want to. They have to learn to rely on just themself for Space and that they can’t just keep giving away their own Space to everyone forever and that they will be taken advantage of if they continue down the path that they’d already been living and things would inevitably get much worse for them.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Thief of Mind, which means that they are ruthless with their actions and their words and they have a habit of taking people’s Mind and their ability to completely clam up inside, forcing people into emotional sobbing messes and they have no way to stop their true feelings from coming out if the Thief decides that’s what they want to do. They put up boundaries like it was their job and you’d never know what they were truly thinking or feeling because they just simply don’t show it, they are terrifying at the best of times and downright deadly at the worst of times, so it’s best not to get on their bad side.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Thief of Space, which means that they take up and steal a lot of other people’s Space, usually from letting their own personal belongings stay scattered around crowding up everything, or perhaps they own large amounts of land or buildings or something like that, physically stealing Space from other people. They have a larger-than-life personality and can often act boisterous at the best of times, they can often be found sticking their nose into other people’s business, and they have a habit of stealing other people’s creativity and ideas as well, which can sometimes result in negative consequences that they refuse to face.