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THE KNIGHT-THIEF OF DOOM

The Knight-Thief of Doom is someone who is constantly fighting their inner dialogue and all of their wants and their needs, being pulled in two different directions by their brain and they can never really get a break from themself. The Knight-Thief of Doom understands suffering and what it’s like to be mistreated by life, constantly thrown around and getting in trouble, usually probably not even being their own fault.

The Knight-Thief of Doom wants to help others by protecting and serving Doom, but they also want to be selfish and steal all the Doom for themself, to take the cruel fates’ from other people and to take the acceptance and knowledge that comes with suffering, but because of all of this they will tend to be more empathetic than most people. The Knight-Thief of Doom is cunning and clever, armed with the understanding of what it means to be damned, but they fight through and against their aspect with their aspect, freeing others from their own Doom and collecting it, so that they may protect it and do their best to serve it however it needs or wants.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is part Knight of Doom, which means that they are an understanding person when it comes to being hurt by other people and life as a whole, but they’re always there to help you stand back up and dust yourself off after you’ve fallen because they do not give up easily and they will encourage you to not either. They are relentless and unstoppable once they put their mind to something, and once they sink their teeth into something they won’t let go, so you know that they will be by your side through thick and thin, going down with the ship when and if things come, push and shove.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is part Thief of Doom, which means that they take other people’s misfortune and discomfort for themselves and their own pleasure, usually finding ways to make people uncomfortable or put them into a Doomed situation for their own enjoyment, and no matter how much Doom they have, they can never be stopped from making the most of a situation. They are likely a pessimistic person, although charismatic and confident, but they have worries that they bury deep inside of themselves, and they understand what being responsible is and what their responsibilities are, but do they ever act responsible in the first place? No, they don’t.

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THE THIEF OF MIND

The Thief of Mind is someone who is cold and cunning, they rarely let their guard down, let anyone know anything about themselves, and they never let themselves be dictated by their own emotions or feelings. They are apathetic and cold, almost in a way that reflects a Destroyer of Heart, but they can leave other people in a tearful, passionate mess of emotions that nobody can do anything about. The Thief of Mind controls Mind just as much as they can influence Heart, and if they decide that you are going to be emotional today, or completely apathetic, you can’t do anything to stop them from straight up changing whatever it is that they want about you.

They are logical in their thinking and rational in their behaviours, they never do anything without thinking it through several times before, and being impulsive has never even been a thought that they’ve considered before. The Thief of Mind is wonderful at putting up boundaries and walls and masks to hide who they truly are from other people, and getting to know the real them is a monumental task that probably will never be achieved by anyone.

They bury their true thoughts and feelings down deep inside of them to never be seen and instead pretend to be whoever or whatever they are today, and this might weigh on them or drag them down a little bit, but since when has repressing who you really are ever hurt anyone? The Thief of Mind is a terrifying person to be around if you get them upset, because they have the apathetic anger and a death wish most likely, and if they tend to have darker or more violent thoughts, then they’re probably thought about how to get away with many different kinds of murders and they probably could with ease.

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THE THIEF-WITCH OF TIME-VOID

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is someone who can control and manipulate Time-Void, the essence of nothingness and the strain of time that everything is running upon, taking and changing it to be whatever they please, and they’re not afraid to stand their ground if you try to come at them for nearly anything. The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is talented and smart, they understand what they are allowed to take, or at least what they can get away with taking from other people, and they know that the sky's the limit and that nothing can stop them when they put their mind to something.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void lives in the shadows and prefers to stay unknown to all of those that surround them, having very few people who actually pay attention to them and what they do, but they hold those people close to them and are willing to do anything to protect those few people that they actually care about. The Thief-Witch of Time-Void fights for other people’s secrecy and their ability to be quiet and hide in the shadows, and the Thief-Witch will do anything to protect the Void and all the safety that it lends to people, while also taking and manipulating it into being a weapon that they can use for whatever purpose they seek.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Thief of Time, which means that they steal other people’s Time by taking up precious time and using up all the hours in a day with their shenanigans and useless bullcrap, essentially wasting their own Time and the Time of all those that unfortunately get roped into the Thief’s crazy mishaps. They are talented, although they probably stole that talent, and they have a really good internal clock that they run off of, and they tend to test the patience of those that surround them, usually because of their inane antics.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Thief of Void, which means that they are a great con-artist because they know how to use the shadows and the nothingness of the world to get their way, easily able to change something or someone’s meaning and how important they are in the greater scheme of things, and they almost always know how important or not important something is just by looking at it. They blend into the shadows and the Void, they’re wonderful at keeping and manipulating secrets, and they’re not afraid to curse someone to forever be plot-irrelevant if you get on their bad side.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Witch of Time, which means that they are someone who plays with Time and the timeline like it’s nothing and have little to no care about how they might be screwing up the flow of time because it is not their problem, regardless of whether they caused it or not. They are stubborn and stand firmly in place when it comes to their ideas and wants, and they are more often than not very impulsive and fly by the seat of their pants instead of thinking about their actions first.

The Thief-Witch of Time-Void is part Witch of Void, which means that they are great at manipulating people from the shadows, controlling them and their very actions without ever needing to reveal themself, pulling people around and controlling them via their secrets and all of the Void that they hide inside of themselves. They are known to break the rules and play games based on how they want to, not how they’re supposed to, and they might not have the best moral alignment out there but they sure as hell put their everything into whatever they’re doing and they always believe that what they’re doing is the right thing to do.

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THE THIEF OF LIFE

The Thief of Life is someone who is the Life of the party, literally and metaphorically, and they’re always the centre of attention wherever they go if they choose to be because they love to feel the warmth and gratification of social acceptance. The Thief of Life is someone who constantly pushes the boundaries of others and is always pushing the limits and rules, seeing how far they can take things before stuff goes downhill, and that’s when they abscond to let someone else take the fall for them.

They are mischievous and clever, they always get what they want when they want it, and they steal power and fame for themselves like it’s nothing. The Thief of Life is a cunning person who likely uses bullying and peer pressure into getting what they want from someone else, or they can just straight up steal your Life, your essence, your willpower from you and leave you a depressed husk of a person.

The Thief of Life loves the thrill of adrenaline and is constantly seeking new ways to get dopamine and serotonin, and if this means doing risky or downright illegal things, then so be it. They might harass other people into doing their own dirty work by saying things like “I bet you can’t do X thing,” or “you’ll never be able to get onto my level until you do Y thing.” The Thief of Life is someone you don’t want to get on the bad side of because they’ll act like your friend but they’re slowly pushing you closer and closer to the edge until you fall over and die, like turning up the heat of the water and slowly boiling the frogs to death before they know what’s happening and can jump out.

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The Thief of Rage

The Thief of Rage is someone who knows exactly how to make you mad, make you sad, make you fearful, or feel any other strong emotions. The Thief of Rage knows how to shake you to the core and cut you to the bone, they are master manipulators when it comes to dealing with the negative aspects of life and of feelings, having been submerged in them for oh so long.

They are confident in their abilities to shock or scare others, basically having other people’s feelings wrapped around their finger like a puppet string, and thus the Thief can basically make people feel however they want. The Thief of Rage is themself a very emotional person, prone to bursts of rage or sadness, acting almost like a ticking emotion bomb that’s ready to explode at any moment. The Thief of Rage steals other people’s feelings and emotions from them, feeling accomplished when they’re hated or feared and viewing it like it’s something to strive for when usually it’s something people avoid.

They can leave you feeling empty inside, apathetic and emotionless and drained, having stolen all your hatred for themselves. The Thief of Rage is almost quite literally fueled by Rage, acting mostly off of spite and hatred, sadness, jealousy, or any other strong emotion that’s often conveyed as negative or harmful, but the Thief thrives in it like it’s oxygen that they need to live.

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The Thief of Breath

The Thief of Breath is someone who steals other people’s Breath, taking away their freedom and free choice and ability to change, stealing it all for themselves. The Thief of Breath is someone who jumps in the way of others, taking opportunities to run and see the world for themself and leaving everyone behind.

They might even in a sense, take other people’s identity and pretend to be someone else for a while or in a more criminal sense, identity theft. The Thief of Breath takes the chains that bind other people to their responsibilities and dedications, instead wrapping themselves in the tasks and chaining themself to the ground.

The Thief of Breath might, in a literal sense, steal people’s Breath away by being stunning or gorgeous in a way that draws people’s eyes to them and they can’t look away, or in a more cruel sense, take the Breath and life-force from people and ultimately causing them to pass away. They take the freedom and independence from others, tying them down and forcing them into a secure position that they otherwise wouldn’t want to be in. The Thief of Breath is tricky and deceiving, and it becomes hard to run from the master that taught you how to run.

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THE THIEF-WITCH OF BLOOD-HOPE

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is someone who is outgoing and social, someone who draws power from the bonds they have and from the happiness and optimism that fills the hearts and souls of their friends and family and whoever they might try to steal their aspects from. The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope can take expectations and twist them to be whatever they need it to be, they can drain people of their Hopes and play with it like it was putty, manipulating and changing the Hopes and dreams to fit whatever mold they need it to.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is driven by their passion to create a better life for themself and by proxy, those around them, and they more often than not can succeed with flying colors when they literally use the “power of friendship” to boost their own powers and abilities to make sure that they succeed in whatever they’re doing. The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is extremely talented and powerful and once they fully unlock all of their powers and learn to control them, it’s over for everyone that they might have to negatively deal with, as they steal your Blood and your Hopes to feast off of like some sort of cryptid or folklore monster, unless they decide that they want to try and make the most good out of their powers and help the most amount of people.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Thief of Blood, which means that they are dependent on other people for a sense of self worth and meaning in their life, literally living off of the Blood that they take from others and trying their best to maintain a trustworthy and reliable appearance, because without their bonds they are basically nobody. They like to appease people and they try their best to keep everyone in good faith and good health, they steal Blood from others in the sense that they break down old relationships to create new ones or they swoop in and steal someone’s partner from them for themself, but they are able to function without their relationships to others even though it’s a lonely life to live and it’s difficult for them.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Thief of Hope, which means that they are charismatic and overflowing with optimism, they want to do good in the eyes of everyone else and they take other people’s Hopes for their own, running with these ideas and trying their best to make sure that they come true. They want to make sure that they have a bright future that aligns with what they want to be doing with their life, and if it means that they make other people happy and hopeful in the process, then that’s also a positive thing that happened but whatever.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Witch of Blood, which means that they are loyal and dependant on those closest to them, they strive to make sure that their friends and family are happy with their lives and if not, the Witch can take their Blood and change it just a tiny bit to put their loved ones on the track to a much more fulfilling future. They don’t fully believe that anything is permanent, sometimes things come and sometimes things go, everything will inevitably die or leave, but they can do anything and everything within their power to try and stop this from happening to the best of their ability.

The Thief-Witch of Blood-Hope is part Witch of Hope, which means that they want to create a brighter future for not only themself but for all of their friends and family and allies, because everyone deserves to be able to live a life that they’re happy with and not have to live in constant fear or sadness or hopelessness. They can manipulate people’s Hopes to make them more or less hopeful, which can be helpful in dreary situations where things are looking bleak and nobody has any motivation, or perhaps if they’re particularly strong or in tune with their powers, maybe they can change reality as a whole using their own Hope to bend situations towards a much more positive ending rather than the dreary ending that was supposed to be.

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ooooooh these are so cool! Could I please request a Maidthief of Mindspace, a Sylphseer of Heartdoom, and a Princebard of Bloodlight?

THE MAID-THIEF OF MIND-SPACE

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is someone who constantly is struggling with the expectations placed upon them and what they’re supposed to do, being pulled in various directions not only by everyone in their life but also by their aspects, pushing them and always directing them and their actions. The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is someone who is generally complacent when it comes to dealing with their aspects, helping those around them build their wisdom and their understanding of the universe, but then they can turn around and steal exactly what they just helped you gain for the hell of it.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is intelligent and smart, they’re beyond creative and they’re great at coming up with solutions to your problems in the blink of an eye, but when it comes to making decisions for themself or for others, or when it comes down to them finally having to take action by themself, that’s when most people like them would flake. The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space can mend and steal not only the minds and their capabilities from those around them, but they can also steal the space and the limitations from people, either fully limiting them or alternatively, opening up the world to them for the better or for the worst.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Maid of Mind, which means that they are used to being pushed around by people, constantly told how to think and how to act and they’re never allowed to make their own choices in life no matter what, they’re always being commanded around by someone or something else. They eventually realise that they have their own powers and that they can in fact, make their own choices and decide what they want to do with their life instead of just being pushed around forever and they can finally take their life into their own hands.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Maid of Space, which means that they begin as someone with a lack of Space in their life, constantly surrounded by people or things and always being busy, never having any spare moments to do anything that they want to. They have to learn to rely on just themself for Space and that they can’t just keep giving away their own Space to everyone forever and that they will be taken advantage of if they continue down the path that they’d already been living and things would inevitably get much worse for them.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Thief of Mind, which means that they are ruthless with their actions and their words and they have a habit of taking people’s Mind and their ability to completely clam up inside, forcing people into emotional sobbing messes and they have no way to stop their true feelings from coming out if the Thief decides that’s what they want to do. They put up boundaries like it was their job and you’d never know what they were truly thinking or feeling because they just simply don’t show it, they are terrifying at the best of times and downright deadly at the worst of times, so it’s best not to get on their bad side.

The Maid-Thief of Mind-Space is part Thief of Space, which means that they take up and steal a lot of other people’s Space, usually from letting their own personal belongings stay scattered around crowding up everything, or perhaps they own large amounts of land or buildings or something like that, physically stealing Space from other people. They have a larger-than-life personality and can often act boisterous at the best of times, they can often be found sticking their nose into other people’s business, and they have a habit of stealing other people’s creativity and ideas as well, which can sometimes result in negative consequences that they refuse to face.

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THE ROGUE-THIEF CLASH CLASS

“One who steals their aspect(s) for others.” + “One who steals their aspect(s) for themselves.”

The Rogue-Thief is someone who can probably be described as a “kleptomaniac”, or someone who is obsessed or feels the compulsion to steal anything and everything, including their aspect(s), even if they have no real need for the object(s) that they’re stealing. The Rogue-Thief has no shame when it comes to taking their aspect(s) from other people, regardless of whether they’re giving it back to someone else or keeping it for themself.

They are likely very deceptive people, have a natural aura that makes them able to hide in plain sight very easily, but also have issues when it comes to being possessive and probably having some sort of fundamental flaw or problem that they struggle to cope with. The Rogue-Thief is someone who has good intentions and wants to do good, but they might end up on the wrong side of a situation out of habit. The Rogue-Thief will need to learn to share and harness their aspect(s) for the betterment of others, while improving themself without getting themselves into the sort of sticky situations they’ve always found themself in.

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THE PAGE-THIEF CLASH CLASS

“One who exploits their aspect(s) for others.” + “One who steals their aspect(s) for themselves.”

The Page-Thief is someone who doesn’t know who they are or who they want to be and thus they steal and overcompensate for every tiny detail about themselves in the desperate hope that they can bullshit their way through existence. The Page-Thief has a lack of their own aspect(s) and they might be sensitive or ashamed of this, so to compensate they steal their aspect(s) from other people so that they can say “hey, look at me! I have a bunch of my own aspect(s) and I’m totally not making up for my own insecurities by acting out and taking from other people!”

They want to do good by others, but they’re generally more concentrated on making up the perfect persona and trying to be the awesome person they’ve always strived to be, so much so that many things, like learning how to properly use their aspect(s), fall through the cracks. The Page-Thief will eventually grow up and mature and come to understand who they’re supposed to be and supposed to do, and then they will maybe give back their aspect(s) they stole, but until then they will continue to flaunt their facade to everyone around them. The Page-Thief isn’t necessarily a bad person, they’re just confused and scared and probably hurt by the world they live in, but this doesn’t exclude them from reaping the consequences of their actions, and they should know that eventually everything bad they’ve ever done will come back to bite them in the butt.

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THE MUSE-THIEF CLASH CLASS

“One who invites inspiration [of/with/through] (their aspect)” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Muse-Thief is someone who brings out the best in others just to steal it for themselves, they inspire and then they steal, and they have little to no care about what repercussions their actions may have on other people. The Muse-Thief wants to be good, they want to harness the power of their aspect(s) for the betterment of others and they want to help, but they also want to cause chaos and be selfish.

They might struggle with this internal affair, unable to choose which of their desires and urges to give into, so they just continue to let their actions flip flop between the two sides, the helpful and the unhelpful. The Muse-Thief invites those around them to learn and to use their aspect(s) and powers wisely, to think before they act, and to try and do the best that they can, but they’re also major hypocrites because they take none of their own advice. The Muse-Thief is defined by their inner turmoil, their struggle with power, and how they choose to harness their aspect(s), whether for themselves or for others.

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THE MAID-THIEF CLASH CLASS

“One who will protect or clean up [using] (their aspect)” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Maid-Thief is someone who is complacent when it comes to abiding by what their aspect(s) want for them, whether that’s to help or to steal, but either way they are at their wits end. The Maid-Thief will struggle when it comes to dealing with their aspect(s) and what they think they’re supposed to be doing, and because of this they probably will lash out and steal their aspect(s) for themselves as a way to “get back” at their aspect(s) and all the demands that are placed upon them.

Part of the challenge for the Maid-Thief is learning to balance their need to oppose the authority of their aspect(s), and to give into what they believe their destiny to be and what their aspect(s) have planned out for them. The Maid-Thief might be sporadic in their actions and their thinking, but who isn’t when they’re stressed beyond belief and have to grapple with things beyond their control all the time? The Maid-Thief has morals and wants to do the best for themselves and those around them, but whether they choose to be lawful or chaotic is completely up to the specific Maid-Thief and how they choose to deal with their aspect(s).

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THE MAGE-THIEF CLASH CLASS

“One who creates their (aspect) from their knowledge of (aspect)." + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Mage-Thief is someone who takes their aspect(s) from others to benefit themselves, even if they already have more than enough of their aspect(s) to use as they please. The Mage-Thief can create their aspect(s) to give to other people, just so that they can turn around and steal it again for their own benefit. They are likely a trickster or sadist of some kind, watching the faces of those around them after they take their aspect(s) just for fun.

The Mage-Thief is also likely spared from dealing with the consequences of their actions, or at least the negative side effects of their aspect(s) due to their Mage half, which allows them to more confidently lean into the Thief side of them because they no longer have to worry about serious repercussions. The Mage-Thief is an incredibly talented person who will stop at nothing to make sure they can get their hands on whatever it is they want, even if it calls for some untrustworthy behaviour or some sly tricks using their aspect(s).

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THE LORD-THIEF CLASH CLASS

”One who embodies (their aspect) through domination.” + “one who steals (their aspect) for themselves.”

The Lord-Thief is someone who will take their aspect(s) from others to create whatever they want with it and to use it however they see fit, and it’s hard to stop them because they embody their aspect(s), meaning they are practically one with their aspect(s). The Lord-Thief is a deviant, and they know exactly what they need to do to get the results that they want. Everything almost always works out for the Lord-Thief because as long as it falls under the realm of their aspect(s) or something that they can take a hold of, they will use all their power to gain control of the situation and turn it into something that benefits them, and probably only them.

The Lord-Thief can and will take advantage and control the people around them if it’s possible, because that’s part of their Lord-y nature, and it’s quite possible that they won’t feel upset or remorse for taking advantage of players weaker than them due to their Thief-y nature. The Lord-Thief is a dangerous player because they are powerful and strong, they have their ambitions, and they’ll never back down from a challenge.

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The Thief of Time

The Thief of Time is someone who might seem incredibly talented and skilled, showcasing their talents for all to see and seeming like they can do anything, but this is all just a facade. The Thief of Time, while being skilled yes, most likely stole those skills and talents from those around them, taking the skills and parading around like the skills were all their own.

The Thief of Time is also extremely good at staying on time, having an internal clock that’s always very accurate no matter what. They probably have a habit of stealing other’s patience through being annoying or testing others and seeing how far the Thief can push them before they snap. The Thief probably has problems with procrastination, putting everything off until the last minute or even dropping their problems on other people and forcing others to sort through the problems so the Thief doesn’t have to.

The Thief of Time can steal other people’s time by occupying all their hours with their nonsense and time-consuming shenanigans, or just generally inserting themself into others’ lives when they shouldn’t. The Thief does have traits and talents that they didn’t steal from others, but the Thief probably is less talkative about said traits due to being more or less self conscious because the Thief doesn’t want to be judged if the talents aren’t perfect.

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could u do thief of void?

The Thief of Void

The Thief of Void is someone who can change the importance of something, steal something’s value or inherent worth, and take all the meaning from something if they wanted to. The Thief of Void is a natural at determining what things are useless and what’s not, finding out just exactly what they need to know or do to progress.

They are excellent at fading into the background and the shadows, deterring all eyes from them and their actions, and making people forget that they exist to begin with. The Thief of Void is a great liar, able to make themself seem innocent and as not guilty as possible at all times, and they can swap around the importance or lack thereof in other people or objects. The Thief is the type of person to never take the blame or take the fall for something, always blaming someone else for their actions and always ready with an excuse or two as to why they couldn’t have possibly done the incriminating thing, and of course it always works in the Thief of Void’s favour.

They are also wonderful when it comes to manipulating secrets, never letting theirs see the light of day while stealing the obscurity from other’s and forcing their secrets to be public knowledge. The Thief is a chaotic individual, able to shift something from nothingness to importance in the blink of an eye, or at least seemingly so, and they’d never be caught for their actions because they’re just a perfect little angel.