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Zodiac Signs As Creepypastas

Aries: Zalgo, Dr.Smiley, Rake Why I chose them Zalgo: It’s all fun in games till you blow his short fuse, like an Aries, Zalgo has a high amount of anger. He loves his little mind games as well which I find a lot with Aries. They wont let you take them down easily. Dr.Smiley: Aries are very likeable in some cases which leads to success with Smiley’s business, he’s able to trick the minds of fools and steal their organs. Which is pretty cool. Rake: I honestly don’t know shit about Rake but the way people make him sound I had to put him in Aries. ———————————————————————— Taurus: Ticci Toby, Ben Drowned, Eyeless Jack Why I chose them Ticci Toby: His birthday literally makes him one and I can’t explain it but he has characteristics of a Taurus. Ben Drowned: The day Ben died was April 23 and Taurus is one of the most perverted sign, for anyone who follows the stereotype.(Not me), EyelessJack: Mostly because he craves a particular kind of food (Kidneys), and he’s quiet supposedly (Which I seem to notice a lot with Taureans including myself). ———————————————————————— Gemini: Liu, Smile Dog, Bunnyman Liu: Split personality, Bipolar. Done. Smile Dog: Gemini are really talkative, playful kind, (sometimes) sweet. Which I find much like a dog’s in some points and that’s how I imagine Smile to be like (in his human form or not). Bunnyman: Nothing stops Gemini’s from doing what they want. And that’s what the Bunny man did and succeeded. Much like his quote “You’ll never find me no matter how hard you try!” ———————————————————————— Cancer: Lost Silver, Tails.EXE, Sadie Why I chose them I don’t want to say Cancers are always depressed but the ones I’ve experienced time with are HIGHLY emotional which is seen in both these pastas. But trust me you don’t want to make them angry. ————————————————————————— Leo: DarkLink, Sonic.EXE, Slenderman Why I chose them Dark Link: Dark Link seems to really think highly of himself in Fan Fiction, Not to mention pervy himself (Leos on a scale of perviness they’re like on number 4-5) Sonic.EXE: I feel like Sonic is really confident in what he does (which CAN and CAN’T be a good thing) and that’s how a lot of Leos are, proud of themselves and their work. Slenderman: Do I even have to say? One of the qualities of a Leo is that they are…NATURALLY BORN LEADERS, which seems perfect. ————————————————————————— Virgo: Jane, Masky, Max Why I chose them Jane: I know Jane seems like she can be full of it, but I picked Virgo because they are some really beautiful people (inside and out) let’s cut her some slack, she’s angry because her family was killed by her psycho neighbor. People can seriously misjudge her. Masky: Okay, Masky can be a diva/perfectionist sometimes and I don’t know if it’s just me who notices that in some Fan Fiction, he also has a human zodiac sign which not to mention the human signs(Virgo, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Saggitarius)are known to be the smartest out of all zodiac signs with different representations. Max: I’d like to think a lot of virgos are really creative and Max in Max And Ruby is just like that with some of his smart ideas. ———————————————————————— Libra: Alice, Ms.P, Pinkamena Why I chose them Libra just seems like a really feminine sign, but that is not why I chose all girls for this. Alice: Libras love sleep and are very imaginative, so I chose Alice for this. Ms.P: Pinkamena: Pinkie is just really a genuine happy and fun person which I find in Libra’s and they’re also VERY sensitive like Pinkie. ———————————————————————— Scorpio: Jeff The Killer, BRVR, Suicide Mouse Why I chose them Jeff The Killer: honestly do I even have to try with this one? Scorpios are'nt out to get people but I WILL say they have a fucking terrifying temper. They are actually very sweet and funny guys don’t get me wrong but like Jeff you don’t need to be on his shit list. BRVR: Scorpio’s are very fucking Passionate and can be Loyal like BRVR was with his owner who left him. He felt alone and so that drove him mad, like he wasn’t loved anymore which may be something a Scorpio would experience. Suicide Mouse: I don’t know if it’s the TRUE story of Mickey killing himself over Minnie but I’ll go by that stoty for this one. Scorpio is a sign filled with Obsession, you leave them (much like BRVR) you won’t hear the end of it. ———————————————————————— Saggitarius: Scarecrow, Clockwork, Skin Taker Why I chose them Scarecrow: December 14 is one of the dates I found in which her story was made (automatically a Sag) Clockwork: Clocky seems a bit of a hot-headed girl, therefore fire sign. Skin Taker: Sags can be very mischevious and plan to get what they want which seems like Skin Taker. ———————————————————————— Capricorn: LaughingJack, Hoodie, Herobrine Why I chose them LaughingJack: Every heard of Homestuck? Gamzee is my reason why. And also some Capricorns need attention from their loved ones much like LJ with his previous owner. Hoodie: He’s quiet and does his best in his work like a Capricorn, sometimes. He’s also paired with Masky in some levels who I chose as a Virgo, so It’s perfect. Herobrine: Herobrine loves tormenting and he’s a bit of a loner, which brings out two sides of part of a Capri. They can be assholes sometimes but they most likely have a reason to like Herobrine. He’s also found alone which some Capricorns tend to be solo or enjoy being solo. ———————————————————————— Aquarius: Sackboy.EXE, GlitchyRed , Abandoned by Disney Why I chose them Sackboy.EXE/Glitchy Red/ABD: Enough said, Aquarius are known to be stepped on in life. Like Sackboy, he was tired of always being killed left and right so he tortured the players of his game. Same goes for the other two.

———————————————————————— Pisces: Sally, Tails Doll, KageKao Why I chose them Sally: Pisces are pretty fucking sweet and are known for a shit ton of day dreaming which I see in Sally. And you actually don’t have to worry too much about their anger since it’s on a really low level. Like Sally. TailsDoll: Soft and cuddly. Done. KageKao: One of the other stereotypes for a Pisces is..Their DRINKING HABIT. Which is mostly the reason I picked Kage. It just works.

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zero to WAIT NO in about 3 pages

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things I was right about:

* INTENTIONAL poltergeist reference leading to "she's baaaaack!" (or "8ack" I guess.) ha. :D

* their state as being asleep. You simply can't out-knock Vriska in a game of knocking out Jade at key moments.

* The mystery leader is not gonna be frickin Tavros. ;) Or Nepeta or Equius or any other character who's cute, but had little to no effect on advancing the plot. When you're writing in endgame, you want ALL of your pieces to be influential in some way.

I expected the cliffhanger to be Lord English to be coming through those curtains as another "oh damn" moment worthy of the Condesce sailing in before gigapause. But no, maybe we'll just have another 50 pages of shitty (wonderful) art first before we get back to the actual story.

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Oh good! Tumblr's back (I've been getting "aw snap" all day and haven't been able to upload or read) so here's what we jabbered about earlier today.

I want that Dad & Mom battle cruiser scene tho.

(I also want to jump-cut the 2nd & 3rd pics here so this post isn't so loooong but I think need to make this text not a photo post. learning experiences! Sorry about that.)

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(I have reactions to things that I blabber at my 2 friends in a Slack channel devoted to keeping all my overwhelming Homestuck blabber away from other non-reading friends whom I wish to keep. ;) I'm gonna start copying these things over here too.)

Lately, my kid (who's in 5th grade but reads at a grade 11 level) and I have been reading it aloud. Bowlderizing the language of course but yeah. It's a fun morning thing to do with the new pages before school.

I've been reading Jade's lines:

And I pause because I'm waiting to see if she came to the conclusion. Her face gets that "oooh I got it" look. I'm nodding her onward: "It was..."

"It was his BUTT."