#homestuck royalty
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botanicalcanopus · 4 months ago
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theoretically couldn't a black king go into exile and become a Broken Knacker just as how a black queen can become a Banished Quasiroyal
Yep! Or at least I see it that way. Like there's a near infinite amount of things that could happen to cause that ranging from him being a turncoat to some form of civil unrest and the queen exiles him instead. He doesn't necessarily have to be a helpful exile either, he could literally just be doing things out of spite!
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jellofiishh · 8 months ago
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They’re skipping class!! And yes Dave snuck into the girls bathroom just to hang w his friends
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Day 4: favorite au! What is better than a modern au tbh.
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jellysmudge · 8 months ago
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DERSE ROYALTY AU LINEUP!!!! All the Strilondes are siblings in this AU, and are princes and princesses. Derse and Prospit are warring countries, one of which uses magic to fight (Prospit) and the other relies on vaguely industrial machinery (Derse). Magic is outlawed in Derse. I’ll give more info if wanted!
I tried to strike a balance between extravagance and practicality depending on personalities. Dirk and Rose’s clothing are the most embellished, but while Roxy and Dave’s outifts may seem plain, the dye used to get such vivid colors would probably be horrifically expensive.
Dirk: He is the oldest, and therefore the first in line for the throne. I tried to show how he is trying to keep up put-together appearances, but is still mainly focused on combat-readiness. Notice the visible steel toes on his boots! He would also probably carry his sword around at his hip.
Roxy: Her outfit is one of the most practical for plot reasons (not to be divulged yet). She prioretizes outdoor-preparedness, with a hood for harsher weather. When in the palace, she would probably enjoy wearing much fancier, flouncy attire, like fluttery dresses.
Rose: The most prim and proper, even more than Dirk, and the least practical. She would absolutely love showing off her fashion, and doesn’t need much movement as her work and/or hobbies would likely be academic in nature. I added pearls to her bodice because they make me think of sea creatures!
Dave: He barely wears any embellishment on his clothes, and is usually out on the training grounds with the knights. Hence the sturdy, well-made leathers. He is following Dirk’s combat-driven ways, just with less pressure from outside forces.
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scribbledkingdomstuck · 7 months ago
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How intriguing! Jake! Lord jake? Hey, what are YOUR thoughts on Prince Dirk? :3
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JAKE: We… well, we havent spoken in quite some time! Things have changed phenomenally since we last saw each other.
JAKE: Ive gotten far better at fighting since!
JAKE: (I wish things could go back. These palace halls make my very skin itch.)
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asmallpsued · 4 months ago
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the dirk takes you fishing panel at sahcon was really nice and i threw this together while i was watching it
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tumblr nuked the quality i think but whatever. anyway uh great panel 10/10 would recommend its on youtube wowie
@ender--slime
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laurasauras · 8 months ago
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happy 413!!!
for this occasion, i have finally (after SIX YEARS) finished my dirkkat fanfic Prince of Grief.
this is the story of a warweary karkat who is being forced to marry prince dirk who believes he'll never get over his dead husband. neither of them are happy about it, though dirk is lonely enough that he thinks maybe a pitch relationship wouldn't feel so much like betraying jake and karkat can't help but get swept up in it
but things are not as peaceful as their two nations would hope, and as things go on it's harder and harder for karkat to convince dirk that he's on his side
through it all, there's a backdrop of complicated troll relationships, including several instances of outrageous pale/ashen porn on top of the concupiscent stuff
look, i'll be honest, my writing has improved drastically since 2018 when i started this fic. when i was rereading it to finish it, it was difficult not to give into the urge to do a full rewrite. but this fic has received so much love over the years and my priority was giving it a satisfying resolution
and if you like dirkkat and want to read one of the fics i'm most proud of, may i interest you in a high school au where their passionate rivalry over john turns into a passionate something else? find it here
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kat-of-seventy-seven-roses · 8 months ago
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some royal lalondes based on @jellysmudge prospit/derse royalty au :p
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shythalia · 8 months ago
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I got super busy but now it's all done.
The Condesce
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crouton-knight · 2 months ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Egbert/Karkat Vantas Characters: Karkat Vantas, John Egbert, Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Kingdomstuck, Nook Fingering (Homestuck), Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Biting, Food Porn, Alcohol, Drone Season 2024 Summary:
Your name is John Egbert and you just lost your job. Also, this weird troll just bought you dinner and is trying to rizz you up by insulting you.
My drone season fill for this year! I forgot it was time to post lmao.
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maidofhearteditz · 27 days ago
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hi can you please do a prince of time?
B33< Hai ^^! I'm assuming u meant stimboard XP. Soo....
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3833< Prince of time stimboard w red, Royalty, space, time, destruction,and clock stims 3B3!
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your-fave-is-cullable · 8 months ago
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I ⸸HINK ⸸HA⸸ RYBANE RYAKA⸸ (FR🚫M HER-E⸸HEREAL-R🚫YAL⸸Y) IS PRE⸸⸸Y CULLABLE IF I D🚫 SAY S🚫 MYSHELLF!!!!!!
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<>ε>Another fuchsia!!<3<>
<>ε>Rybane Ryakat from Her-Ethereal-Royalty is Cullable!(Unspecified)<3<>
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ducotte-real · 2 years ago
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Give me the poorly socialized royals. Not in a “this guy has never talked with commoners before so he’s hella classist and stuck up and snobbish” but more like the disguised teenaged heir of the Entire Kingdom sneaking to the night market to explore and see the sights, attempting to blend in with the clusters of other teens, and when one cracks a joke using regional slang the heir just blanches and goes “ahaha! Yes! The skimmer sure does, ah. Sure does. Skim. :) Hm.”
The group of other kids just assume that the disguised heir is a bit of an airhead except One Guy who’s like “You Literally match EVERY DESCRIPTION of the royal family’s descendant! Height! Hair color! Complexion!” Someone in the groups pipes up “Well I’m five-foot-seven too, does that make me heir to the throne?” “We have matching beauty marks! We’re Looong Loooost Coooousiiiinsss!!” Eventually it just devolves into the group adopting this poor, polite, under socialized weirdo who conveniently dodges family questions.
Anyways flash forward and the heir has now come of age to ascend to the crown, the group of teens has grown and they’re attending the coronation about to toss tomatoes onto the soldier’s armor to make kebabs on the spikes (and delightfully failing to have any precision.) The heir comes into view and one in the group drops the Entire basket of tomatoes on an underpassing knight’s helmet, “HOLY SHIT THATS OUR LITTLE GUY” and the heir just “!! :D Good day friends! Come down and greet my family, they’d love to meet you all!” The family Would Not love to be introduced to any raggedy paupers with sticky tomato hands, but the heir is now the Ruler, and everyone’s watching, and it’s all for appearances really, the tomato smell is temporary
Now the ascended ruler has a whole squad of grown street urchins willing to kick everyone’s ass for their friend. It’s also a direct telephone line from the public about poor infrastructure, conditions to be fixed, labor laws, taxation, etc. This got off track but yes make your fictional royalty a little bit dense/sheltered but nice and you got yourself some fine dining there
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gengarpng · 11 months ago
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Me: haha homestuck said icp would be presidents in 2024, and this year in 2024. Isn't that silly.
People in the tags of that post for some reason: but they were FASCIST PUPPETS. what about the problems happening IN REAL LIFE.
Me:
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jellysmudge · 4 months ago
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Continuation of this post. Kingdomstuck aus are my fav. These are some clothing designs for what the strilondes might wear in Prospit.
Prospit has a very warm climate, very different from the subpolar climate in Derse (long, incredibly harsh winters, and short summers). I liked drawing Roxy and Rose the most:}}
References/designs for the Prospit royalty will be coming soon!!
Also link to the fanfic: here
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scribbledkingdomstuck · 3 months ago
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a response to the magic ask.
rose... have you begun experimenting?
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ROSE: Who’s to say? No matter what I tell you about my magic, you would never be able to know if I were telling the truth.
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greedkinggreaser · 2 years ago
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I took the Poet, Soldier and King test and got King! So I drew my persona as a King
What did you get?
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