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thinking about how when toji first meets you, he quickly decides he just has to have you. you're so timid and sweet— just his type.
he has to give you credit though, because you make it hard work for him, but he's relentless perseverant and eventually gets you into his bed.
and he's surprised to find that you're a completely different person between the sheets.
you're grabbing him by the face roughly and spitting into his mouth while you fuck yourself down onto his cock.
you're telling him he's pathetic, that he's not even a good fuck (the way your pussy clenches around him tells him you're lying).
and he's so confused because while this has never really been his thing, he's so fucking hard it hurts.
"wanna smack your pretty face, that okay?"
you ask so sweetly that he can't help but nod before he even has a chance to consider what he's agreeing to.
when your palm meets his cheek and leaves his skin tinted pink, he's so embarrassed that his hips buck up and he comes much sooner than he'd have liked.
"aw. you liked it that much, baby?" you coo at him. "maybe i'll keep you around after all. how's that sound, hm?"
#m!writes!smut#i think i need serious help#bc i wrote this in a homegoods parking lot#its not even 11 oclock#well ig im off to buy a candle#toji#toji x reader#toji imagines#toji smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk imagines#jjk smut
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I am so tired of complicated housewares. I don't want a mixer that changes speeds based on beater type, an adjustable bed with 14 massage types, a microwave with programmable settings, everything in my house to have a digital interface, smart kettles..
All I want is simple durable stuff to get the job done. Press a button and get boiling water, pour the water through a filter, turn the dial to the number of minutes you want your bread to toast. Can the washing machine do delicates, cold, bedding, and normal? Great. Can the rice cooker cook the rice? Great. Does the heated blanket heat? Perfect. Does the showerhead have even water pressure? All i need
Why is it so hard to find basic good quality appliances? I don't want to do more math
#housewares#homegoods#Appliances#kitchen appliances#home appliances#smart appliances#consumerism#And i don't mean getting rid of head phone jacks#Requiring bluetooth is complicating
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cat on a chanukah cat blanket
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For Sale: Disco horse, never rode.
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Deco Marshalls, HomeGoods & T.J. Maxx CC
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#deco cc#tj maxx#homegoods#marshalls#ts4cc#sims 4 custom content#sims 4 simblr#ts4#ts4 simblr#the sims 4#sims 4 cc#sims 4#simblr#the sims cc
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Couple Pretends to Be Inquisitive Shoppers Looking For the Most Outrageous Items at HomeGoods
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actually sometimes your sunshine mutual needs to lament the fact that nobody is in love with them in a very sad way and that's okay 👍
#need someone to run up to in a homegoods and hold up the ungliest fucking figurine and say haha this teminds me of you#need someone to hold hands with when i'm waiting in line at some event#need someone to hug me while we fall asleep even when they're mad at me#need someone to gift me cute stuffed animals and get offended when they see then on the floor#need someone to read me their favourite pievec of poerty and explain the underlyibg meaning while i stare at them lovingly#need someone to change the lightbulbs for me when they notice they get burnt out#need someone to kill bugs for#need someone to show my favieuite books and they actually read them#longing so bad i'm making typos and i NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING MAKE TYPOS#anas ramblings
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"A glimmer of fish scales.
A splash from a colorful fin.
The echo of a mysterious song across the water."
#A Field Guide To Mermaids#Emily B. Martin#books#book photography#mermaids#current reading#Not out of void but out of chaos#found at homegoods by chance and started basically immediately due to traffic nonsense on the way home#I've followed the author's tumblr for years so this was a delightful surprise!
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from the deep #24012: halloween decoration of a black crow standing on an orb
#i got this at homegoods or smth several years ago also#crows#decor#ponder the orb#corvidaily#from the deep no. 24012#he has a chipped beak but u cant tell in this photo#i colored it in with black sharpie#my collection
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wish hockeyblr had a community pantry like my neighborhood has a community pantry bc i don't rly think the good citizens of philadelphia, who are notable for being normal about sports, are going to appreciate me throwing 20 random hockey team t-shirts and sweatshirts into the neighborhood pantry, whereas i do think hockeyblr would get more use out of all this stuff
#tho beryl was like idk they might find it funny. move to philly get rid of all your other sports teams. which is VERY true lmao#i fear i simply do not need this many firebirds t-shirts#dw the sharks are safe. except for the t-shirts and sweatshirts i have duplicates of lmao#btw checked the weather for san jose. 70s and 80s while i'm there. south bay i love youuuuuu#honestly wish san jose had community pantries i think they whip. unfortunately everyone in my family's neighborhood is a cop#ok time to get a new suitcase. homegoods smile upon me#fresno oilers.txt
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I was dissociating in a HomeGoods earlier and the only thing that could snap me out of it was him... Thomouse Jefferson...
#turns out I hate HomeGoods#it was exactly wrong for my adhd#too much to look at! too many sounds! so many textures and they were all bad!
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I want … to draw ponies
#mine#hrt appointment tomorrow + realizing that I maybe didn’t get that homegoods job#not having enough money for rent#it’s all stacking up. need to draw ponies to cope :’)
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she always has to lounge on the most luxurious blankets and pillows we own without fail and she does it because she knows shes a queen
#unfortunately the best we are are from homegoods and the like. no actual fancy stuff. oh how she suffers because of it#cats#cats of tumblr#caturday#catblr#catlover#cute cats#fluffy
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