#home from work and in the mood to be annoying and slutty online

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

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[boredstayathomemom]

Sometime I’m driving down the road, staring out the window when I heard a song come on and I know its you telling me everything is going to be alright.

How old is the last person you kissed on the lips? 30, wow when I write that or say it out loud I feel like it sounds like he’s so much older then me.

Who was the last person to carry you? Um my husband, maybe forever ago?

What color shirt were you wearing when you had your last kiss? Navy blue.

Do you know what you want to be when you grow up? I’m grown up & I’m still not sure. I mean I’d love to go back to school to be a forensic scientist but that probably won’t ever happen. 

What are you listening to right now?  Whatever show is on the Disney channel that my five year old is watching.

Do you wish someone would just turn up at your front door right now? It would be nice if my husband would come home.

Who are you talking to right now? No one. 

What were you doing at 12:00 a.m. last night? Feeding the baby, possibly.

What’s in your wallet? ID card, bank card, license, husband’s credit card & miscellaneous other cards. 

Do you sleep with anything? My baby & my dog & my husband.

Has someone ever called you beautiful? Yes, my husband does all the time.

Are you wearing short shorts? No, I’m still losing weight after having a baby a month ago.

What are you drinking? I just finished a Dr. Pepper.

Are you afraid to stay home all alone? No, I feel pretty safe seeing as our house is currently on a military base.

Does the person you like, like you back? I would hope so since we’re married.

Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? Yes.

Did you yell at anyone yesterday? Yes, my daughter for waking up the baby when I told her to leave the baby alone multiple times. 

Do you ignore people when you’re mad/upset with them? Sometimes?

Has anyone licked you in the past week? I have a one month old who is partially breastfed, she licks me whenever she’s hungry.

Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? My husband & both my daughters. 

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? It depends on how long the baby & the five year old let me sleep.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? 98% of the time, pretty sure I would have no friends if I said what was on my mind all the time. 

Do you like to take walks? Sometimes. 

What were you doing at 12:30 p.m. this afternoon? Eating french bread pizza & probably feeding the baby.

Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? Yes, I was sitting on the bed feeding the baby when my husband kissed me goodbye this morning.

Have you ever cried because you were so mad? Yes, frequently.

What is on your wrists right now? Nothing.

Did you sleep alone last night? No, I share my bed with my husband, one month old & dog every night.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? I have no idea, it was frequently broken up because of the baby.

Reason for the last tear shed? Probably when my daughter was born or sometime shortly after that & I have no idea other than hormones.

Last person of the opposite sex you gave a hug to? My husband.

Are you sitting or standing? Sitting.

Are you keeping a secret from anyone? No.

Why are you in pain? I’m not currently.

Do you crack your knuckles a lot? Yes, it’s a habit that I would love to break.

Do you have clothes that are not yours? Yes, I have a ton of cloths in my closet that used to be my husband’s that no longer fit him.

Have you ever been called babe or baby? Yes.

What is your favorite animal? Penguins.

What are you thinking about? When my husband will get home & when the baby is going to wake up.

What’s something you can’t wait for? Going to Virginia in about 5 weeks to see my family!

Do you know how to read music? Yes.

If you could change your eye color, what would it be? I like my blue eyes so I probably wouldn’t change them even if I could.

Have you ever had a surprise birthday party? No.

Who was the last person to make you laugh? Um my husband?

Do you sing in the car? Yes!

Could you last in a relationship for over a year? I have been in a relationship for 7 years & my relationship before that was 16 months. It’s not hard to stay in a relationship.

Do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong? Sometimes.

Could you handle living with the last boy you texted? Yeah I already live with him & have for over 7 years.

Do you have unlimited texting? Yes, I would probably die without it.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober.

Are you concerned about your weight? Nope, I’ve lost over 20lbs since my daughter was born a month ago so I’m doing alright weight wise so far.

Do you think religion should be taught in schools? Why or why not? I’m not sure how I feel about that.

What would it take to make you truly happy? For my husband to be 100% happy & not stressed out.

Is the idea of marriage too outdated for the 21st century? It’s not for some people but it is for other people.

You’re pregnant. Who’s the other parent? My husband.

What’s your favorite number? 8.

The last thing you drank? Arizona Green Tea.

How would you tell the person you like that you like them? I would just tell him since ya’know we’re kinda married already.

What color shirt are you wearing? Blue.

Who last made you feel shy? No one, I’m the furthest thing from shy that you’ll ever meet. 

What annoys you? Everything depending on my mood.

Do you have any pets? Yep, a cat & a dog.

When was the last time you cried? I have no idea.

What’s in your pockets? Nothing.

What color are your fingernails? They’re not painted currently.

What brand of shoes are you wearing? I’m not wearing any right now.

How long was your last phone conversation? 20 minutes?

Who are you thinking about? No one really.

What did you last dream about? I can’t remember.

Do you smoke pot? Um no. I have before though, it makes me paranoid haha.

What did you last get stressed about? Not having any help with the baby.

What do most people call you? Katie. Kate. Kaitlin.

Are you someone who is an ass because you’re so honest? Sometime.

Do you think making out is slutty? No?

How often do you give out second chances? Too often.

Be honest, ever listened to Aaron Carter? Yes.

Does the song you’re currently listening to remind you of anyone special? I’m not listening to a song.

Have you ever ran over an animal? No, I’m sure it’ll happen eventually though.

Who made you mad today? No one, yet.

Is there a difference between love and in love? Yes, a very significant & distinct one.

Is there anyone you wish you could be spending time with right now? My husband, but he’s stuck at work.

What’s something that bothers you about girls? They’re too catty & they gossip about each other too much. I wish that 98% of the girls I know could just be real all the time but it’s not going to happen.

Do you get jealous easily? Nope.

Do you have online friends? I used to, we kind of grew apart though.

How long have you been single for/in a relationship for? I’ve been married like 6&1/2 years, we’ve been together 7&1/2

Do you believe in the supernatural? Yeah I definitely do.

Body modifications? Currently I have one tattoo.