#holyhaech

[holyhaech]

hello gay ppl in my phone! this is unrelated to my account but i wanted to post that im going to aespa in charlotte tnight! anyways i’ll be updating my smaus tmrw!

bye bye!

-willow (scroll under the cut for face reveal!)

[susicheng]

MEL PLS PUT ME IN YOUR PERM TAGLIST OR ELSE IM NOT MAKING OUT W YOU @ 127 IN MARCH..

jkjk i love you tho

😆🫵🙀👅

I GOT IT I GOT IT.. i cant risk losing that chance in march....

i love u too aegi ❤️❤️❤️

[bingsuyaa]

LUCKY STRIKE , lee mark ᵎ

Y/n, one of Seoul's most adored radio show hosts, casually mentions she loves Mark Lee’s music on air. Mark, a burned-out rockstar stuck in a contract making TikTok trend music, sees her comment, reacts to it publicly and suddenly becomes a thing on the internet. A lot of banter, questionable life advice, and the occasional fan edit later, do they still know what the flippity fuck love is? Eh... maybe.

mark lee × fem! reader

genre fluff, crack, a teensy bit of angst :)

notes my dry ahh humor paired with actual adult lives portrayed through rose-tinted glasses, thank me later lol. might get a little suggestive but everything is sfw here! kms/kys jokes, strong language, mentions of smoking/drinking.

featuring most of nct dream and aespa; taeyong, yuta, doyoung (nct 127); sungchan (riize) + other idols might make some cameos!

temporary hiatus !

profiles neo divas & a mork | serial chillers | save the turtles

content

01. a not-so-beneficial collateral

02. they want me to do WHAT???

(closed) taglist. @kukkurookkoo @nosungluv @t-102 @yewshi @ninahorikoshifr @aerivrs @yjhcheri @jakeshuneybby @kodasity @ashrocker123 @mmjhh1998 @slayhaechan @chaerinmin @jellykitti @gela0205 @holyhaech @iamsimplyasimp @hibernatinghamster @chocojiji @snowyseungs

[ayukas]

r/UberEATS 015 bob the builder

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notes pls ignore all the mistakes i made in this chapter PLEASEEE i didnt even realised until i read it back 😿 posting this chapter after seeing hyucksionyushi tiktok… am i actually a magician…

taglist @ddolbyong @nmbr1stickerenjoyer @wonpoem @jeonghansshitester @kukkurookkoo @dudekiss3r @https-yeonjun @nahyuckers @slayhaechan @luvvhaechan @chenlezip @ryuvrsie @aerivrs @snoopyjimin @yukisroom97 @snowyseungs @thegracerammy @purezitas @sundamariis @nctrawberries @sehunniepot @holyhaech @belleilichil @cyjzzl @haechology @ant-onie @n0hyuck @axo-l0tl @goquokka @jich3nle @gela0205 @irlrenjun @leevipipi @kodasity @taroddori @hyuckies18 @hibernatinghamster @renjunniex @haechyuckan @i-lovegood @chan-yeoldelling @lampcults @jae-n0 @jeongintwt @sunghoonsgfreal @injvns @sewergirlfriend @fluermeijisblog @pinklemonade34 @t-102

[blondemrk]

GREEN BUBBLES

2 . .

masterlist

taglist open @holyhaech @dudekiss3r @yukisroom97 @mr1833 @littlefluu @myfavoritedelusion @sunghoonsgfreal @kaosuni @gela0205 @kukkurookkoo @jaempanini @polarisjisung @yesohhsehun @chan-yeoldelling @chenlezip @mrkified

[rinabin]

obvious

synopsis: unassuming yn accidentally ends up falling for the campus’s superstar park wonbin. 

warnings: swearing, suggestive (no smut as of yet), friendly teasing, kys jokes

a/n:  every character in this is completely fictional. i do not know anyone in these stories nor do i claim to. this is my first fic/smau ever sooo pleaseeeeeeee be nice about any consistency errors lol. always feel free to send asks about the story and feedback.

inspired by: obvious - ariana grande

taglist [send an ask or comment to be added] : @antosaurius @jkeydiary @cherrytaesan @dorritoni @profoundruinsunknown @daegale @choc0br3ad @yuzuksi @sftsohee @wonychu@sosoo2043@snowyseungs @holyhaech @sionshiii @nickiminajleftasscheek

masterlist

⋆ introductions: yn and her fans | wonbin and co | middle men

⋆ chapter 1: chipotle

⋆ chapter 2: debriefing

⋆ chapter 3: cat pics

⋆ chapter 4: best friend

⋆ chapter 5: friday night

⋆ chapter 6: arcade ✎

⋆ chapter 7: daisy

⋆ chapter 8: dance practice ✎

⋆ chapter 9: eyes

⋆ chapter 10: it's ok i'm ok ✎

⋆ chapter 11: ice cream

⋆ chapter 12: no pain no gain

⋆ chapter 13: michael cera ✎

⋆ chapter 14: i don't know

⋆ chapter 15: brewing

[pwblant]

Can’t Get You | p.wb — MASTERLIST

synopsis : working at your part-time job at your family-owned café has always been mundane—nothing too special. that is, until you receive a large batch of orders needed to be delivered nearby. boy, you didn’t expect to bump into someone on your way there. wait a minute, what do you mean it’s the guy they’re filming the music video for?!

★ music : Can’t Get You — JAEHYUN

★ warnings : minor swearing, mentions of kms/kys jokes

★ pairing : idol!wonbin x female reader

★ updating schedule : every thursday / sunday / when i can (FINISHED)

★ genre : fluff, slight angst (?), SMAU/WRITTEN

chapters !

00. profiles 1/2, profiles 2/2

01. girl - 1, wonbin - 0

02. number thief !!!

03. can’t a guy get coffee?

04. park wonbin

05. job done!

06. the demons

07. soup and company

08. lego date???

09. u love me dont u

10. a 🫀 = a 💍

11. 👋

12. delivered

13. grouchy?

14. blocked

15. another pov

16. please talk to me

17. the big day

18. backstage…at an nct concert?

19. a tour around the city?

20. i missed you

21. caught

22. @myeonbbmyeon

23. hello, briize.

24. the end

TAGLIST : CLOSED

@binoyu @sqh3e @antosaurius @yoursyuno @jvngw0nlvr @dorritoni @dudekiss3r @tadadw @choc0br3ad @kukkurookkoo @nujeskz @holyhaech

[chenlezip]

video game lover | introduction

your stream has just ended, but before logging off, you decide to send your viewers over to haechan’s stream. you know he's live, probably half-playing, half-trolling his chat as usual. with a few clicks, your raid is set-your audience floods his stream instantly.

a couple seconds later, the chaos begins.

“YN RAID!! W!!”

“YNNNN??!”

“WAIT COLLAB COMING??? HELLO?? SHES NEVER RAIDED BEFORE”

“haechan come onnnn come back from peeing already☠️”

“bro is gonna miss this and fumble a collab”

as soon as haechan comes back to his monitor, he sits down and focuses on what his chat was saying. he smirked, leaning into his microphone, “wait— hold on— did the yn just raid me? huh.. this is a historic moment, someone screenshot this for me.”

the chat keeps spamming reactions but the real meltdown for him was you sending a message.

@ ynggs : “hahah shut up, you want to collab?”

oh god, he felt his heart nearly stop in his chest.

"WHY IS HE BLUSHING"

"haechan.exe has stopped working."

"SOMEONE SCREENSHOT HIS FACE RIGHT NOW."

his hand flies up to cover his mouth, but it's too late-his ears are turning red. he quickly spins his chair away from the camera, pretending to be too overwhelmed to respond.

"hold on, let me-" he clears his throat, failing to play it cool. "did you-did you guys see that?

am i hallucinating?"

the chat goes even crazier:

"HE CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION"

"BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE FLUSTERED"

"COLLAB CONFIRMED LET'S GOOOO"

finally, haechan turns back, smirking but still visibly flustered. he leans closer to the mic once again, voice dropping slightly.

"a collab, huh?" he tilts his head, pretending to think. "mmm... depends. are you ready to lose to me?"

you laugh in chat, responding instantly:

you smirk at the screen, fingers flying over the keyboard as you type:

"lose? please. you won't even last five minutes."

the chat immediately picks up on the tension:

"OH IT'S ON"

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

haechan scoffs, rolling his eyes but failing to hide his smile. "five minutes? that’s cute," he says, shaking his head. "guess I'll have to teach you a lesson when we collab, message me.”

taglist: @lampcults @nyanamii @worldwidecutiemaya @holyhaech @polarisjisung @defzcl @susicheng @ayukas @inthetangerine

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[4doras]

UNEXPECTED CHEMISTRY: hyuckle jisung camping time

➤ park jisung was your biggest enemy. your parents were the main reason for this — jisung always getting higher grades than you, being top of the class. you tried your best to avoid him, making sure he wouldn’t have a piece of your mind, but how could you avoid him if you had to work together? 

prev. next. masterlist.

taglist. open 

taglist: @sinsgaybutthatsokay @jsbluu @yizhrt @cyber-innie @i03jae @belleilichil @holyhaech @nickyxjie127 @t-102 @nemonemoz

names in bold couldn’t be tagged

[suhnandmoon]

love fool

chapter two: this isn't me!!!

pairing: slytherin!heeseung x ravenclaw!reader (fem reader)

summary: slytherin seventh year lee heeseung, notorious for fucking up every spell he’s ever tried to cast, mistakenly believes he’s the only one at hogwarts not adept at magic. that is until he starts getting blamed for the mishaps of a certain ravenclaw

genre: hogwarts au, social media au, LOSER heeseung, unserious, fluff

notes: lateish upload because this semester has me seriously considering droppign out. i gotta stay vigilant and stay in school.

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perm taglist: @sweetiejaeyun @17ericas @jiiyen @hoteldelyoona

rest of taglist under cut

@celli-ohs @bee-the-loser @bbsantc @getoxo @user81302804

@dumbest-smartass @thealchemy89 @doobinnies @firstclassjaylee @m1kkso

@4jaeyun @simjaeyunies @sionshiii @thesmolishbean @wheretheheckis-ssaki

@nishiriks @enhamonsterghoul @softfor-svtptg @planetmarlowe @holyhaech

@w3bqrl @strayy-kidz @rairaiblog @starfallia @mariwasneverthere

@rikiontopofme @sievenderz

[jaempanini]

006 I aint doing all that

☆ warnings: kys joke, cursing

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synopsis: What? Mark has a sister?! Donghyuck wasn't exactly sure what exactly he expected when he was told that Marks' sister would be visiting. Maybe he expected a girl who's as nice and goofy as Mark, or maybe a girl who's shy, but what he didn't expect was Yn Lee, who's apparently a biomedical engineering major, a part-time model, and also a bitch.

TAGLIST: @mmjhh1998 @haechology @413ktz @nia197 @keilover @hyukisf @pluggtalkk @chan-yeoldelling @txpxwxk @xrminarlert34 @xiuriii @gela0205 @gomdoleemyson @nctdreamchaser @ant-onie @jich3nle @mixxiew @snowyseungs @holyhaech

[holyhaech]

&TEAM MASTERLIST

kei

tba

fuma

tba

nicholas

tba

euijoo

tba

yuma

tba

jo

now playing: a love story

taki

tba

harua

tba

maki

tba

[susicheng]

fake texts — texts w fwb! jeno

part 2 -> here!

mel yaps: contrary to popular belief, i am an alpha jeno truther. alpha jeno but he's submissive alpha. who's with me

#: @f6llsun @i03jae @jeonghansshitester @holyhaech @chenlezip @mi1kteaa

[bingsuyaa]

LUCKY STRIKE — 02. they want me to do WHAT???

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notes. this is probably going to be the last chapter for this year... unless i can churn out another by tomorrow ;) but we'll see. also i do have an exam literally on new year's day so wish me luck 🫡 how are you guys' holidays going?

taglist. @kukkurookkoo @nosungluv @t-102 @yewshi @ninahorikoshifr @aerivrs @yjhcheri @jakeshuneybby @kodasity @ashrocker123 @mmjhh1998 @slayhaechan @chaerinmin @jellykitti @gela0205 @holyhaech @iamsimplyasimp @hibernatinghamster

[ayukas]

r/UberEATS 005 post nut clarity

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notes i can confirm theyre taking turns to crash out LMAO anyways! happy new years eve!!!!!! i hope u guys have fun on the last day of 2024 :D ill most probably stick to scheduled updating (as stated in my masterlist) instead of daily updates in 2025 though #badnews #sorry 😿

taglist @ddolbyong @nmbr1stickerenjoyer @wonpoem @jeonghansshitester @kukkurookkoo @dudekiss3r @https-yeonjun @nahyuckers @slayhaechan @luvvhaechan @chenlezip @ryuvrsie @aerivrs @snoopyjimin @yukisroom97 @snowyseungs @thegracerammy @purezitas @sundamariis @nctrawberries @sehunniepot @holyhaech @belleilichil @cyjzzl @haechology @ant-onie @n0hyuck @axo-l0tl @goquokka @jich3nle @gela0205 @irlrenjun @leevipipi @kodasity @taroddori @hyuckies18 @hibernatinghamster @renjunniex @haechyuckan @i-lovegood @chan-yeoldelling @lampcults @jae-n0 @jeongintwt @sunghoonsgfreal @injvns @sewergirlfriend @fluermeijisblog @pinklemonade34 @t-102

[blondemrk]

GREEN BUBBLES

3 . .

masterlist 1 2 3 4(coming soon)

taglist open @holyhaech @dudekiss3r @yukisroom97 @mr1833 @littlefluu @myfavoritedelusion @sunghoonsgfreal @kaosuni @gela0205 @kukkurookkoo @jaempanini @polarisjisung @yesohhsehun @chan-yeoldelling @chenlezip @mrkified @snoopyjimin @neosonance @vrsexles @gukuwii @nosungluv @karmasbestie @undomielsql @yewshi @toyoongg @spacejip @n0hyuck @ypoom151999