#holy shit this is soooo good!!!!

[brain-rot-central]

Hi I made sourdough bread and I just wanna share it with everyone

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

✨ Ventured out and saw Smile 2… fucking terrifying… someone come hold me pls ✨

[moash]

i don’t want to do discourse about moash’s character, but i do want to talk about how the suicide baiting is used in the narrative

when moash confronts kaladin in roshone’s basement, this is expected to be the classic darth vader “luke, join me” moment, right? you’re expecting moash to say something like, join the dark side we can offer you more than the heroes can etc. but he doesn’t!!! to have moash stand there and say, “you can’t join us on the cool kid team, and since life sucks forever and you can’t join us where everything is awesome, you should kill yourself,” is wild!!! it throws you off!!! and it’s specifically so much harder for a hero to rebuff than “join me.” because “join me” is weak in this scenario, what can they really offer kaladin? nothing. it would be really abundantly easy to say no to. and from the writer’s perspective, join me is very Done, right? telling kaladin to kill himself and throwing back all of this personal information that kaladin told him in confidence when they were friends is a really cruel and unexpected twist that makes you feel the stakes so much more than if he’d just given kaladin the whole dark side spiel and called it a day.

it’s made even more interesting later on when you realize that moash is defying direct orders from odium to do this. odium DOES want moash to be giving the classic dark side spiel, and this is moash refusing to do that. and the reason he’s refusing to do that is because he hates what and where he is, and he loves kaladin, and he doesn’t want kaladin to be here, but the only other option in his broken mind is that kaladin dies. and when you learn all that and look back on the scene, it’s doubly interesting because now everything he’s saying about how life is worthless is him pushing all his own suicidal thoughts on kaladin. it’s moash who wants to kill himself, but he can’t.

to me this is all really fascinating for the peek into moash’s mental state, but also from a writing perspective as a novel twist on the villainous “join me” speech. it’s truly jarring to read the first time and succeeds on like every level as a piece of writing, personally, imo.

[tankshaw]

gamers i am NOT smart enough to understand bvz i need someone to explain every episode to me like i’m 5😭😭

[coffeecatcraze]

I can't belive they passed up the golden opportunity to have that one fucking wall stay standing perfectly intact with the rest of the hotel destroyed

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Hi.

Just wanted to say that I just read “From the Sidelines” for the first time.

Ummmmmmmmmm if u wanna be emotionally destroyed and then put back together again, I highly recommend.

Many tears were shed (and are still currently shedding)

so yeah 🥲✌️

[shima-draws]

So. I just watched One Piece: Film Red,

[xochimillilili]

it seems only fair a pup would need to keep u company n cum as many times as u at least !!!!

n if it loses track somewhere along the way, it can start again at 0 and try again for u !! all to provide some entertainment and distraction for u !!!! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻🥰

-🍄(is this ok was this ok?? actually first time trying to do one of these 🥺😖)

Awwww what a fucking sweetheart you are~ Such a cute little puppy, you did wonderful little pup, absolutely stellar, and you're quite right honey. Only fair and understandable that I have a cute pup as company.

I'm sure that cute little pup would love to be a sweet whiny fleshlight for me, an adorable squirmy cumdump for me to use and play with.

And those little pathetic fucking whines they'd surely make would definitely be so entertaining~ A pathetic pet slut for me to play with, with pretty thighs for me to scratch in tally marks, to keep track of our count

I'm sure that sweet pup would be so eager to help me start over if we somehow lost count. Maybe even volunteer to cum in my honor if I can't seem to keep going? I'm sure that pup would be so good and let me eat them out until they're practically passed out and shaking~

[courtillyy]

im sorry chilled is another mcc ????? why tf am i just finding this out now. im going to lose my actual shit. god bless the gods who decided to make it easy to accidentally sign up. god Bless them

[disengaged]

i wanna live on my own again …. i’m so ready to put my books on a shelf and my clothes in a closet

[dragontamer05]

Gotta love how Monster Reborn went from like a good card cause you know bringing back those who've fallen n stuff.

And now in Go Rush Monster Reborn/Monster Reincarnation has like become the evil power card (on par with Oricalchos tbh)

[guttersnarls]

Someone promise to wake me up in the nursing home the next time found footage of baby Mary Goore magically appears out of nowhere so I can live again

OK👌🏻🙏

[storm-of-feathers]

I maintain that stress sickness is a stupid maladaptive response like oooohhh the numbers in my bank account aren't big enough so now my body is cooking itself. bruh.

[boxwinebaddie]

everytime i rem(ember) that at the end of rm jersey has short hair something inside me screams and dies

[magstorrn]

every few years im reminded that the war of the worlds stage show exists which is never good because i always find something new to hate about it

[saturnaous]

grieving the timeline my teenage mutant ninja turtle autism was actually space suit get me into nasa autism where I become an aerospace engineer and get to work on cool EVA suits and get people to mars or whatever. man