#holy shit a normal non joke hc for once???

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I have a headcanon that Ivy really enjoys board and card games, like Cluedo, Monopoly, Jenga, Uno, Taboo, maybe even DnD, you get the point. She has a lot of different board games at home and I think that back in the day, at least once every weekend, she, Winnie and her father would play one of them all together, her Nana joining in occasionally. Winnie would sometimes have rage fits over losing though 💀

[tall--noodle]

victuuri teacher au hc’s part 4

teaching faculty non-teaching staff president’s and principal’s office staff

eeeyyy here’s the last part, the on-the-job trainees

lemme explain a bit on what that is: here in the philippines, you have to apply for a job somewhere sometime between your 3rd and 4th year of college, and the position you’re applying for has to be related to your course (duh). not all companies offer OJTs, so you might have to apply to a lot. it’s kind of like interning somewhere, but you’re still a student, and it’s only for like 2-3 months

idk if they have OJT programs in japan (where this is set), but let’s pretend they do

without further ado, here’s the on-the-job trainees (some under the cut as usual)

Yuri plisetsky (OJT for presiden’t secretary)

-          Is an incoming 4th year college student and he needs this job thing for credits. And for his resume but whatever

-          Business major at D university, which means that during the school year he has eyebags going for miles on his face

-          Then again what college student doesn’t have bags on their faces really smh

-          His grandpa told him to try applying for an OJT position at the school, and he readily agreed because wHAT? I GET TO WORK WITH GRANDPA?? COOL, MAN!!!!!!1!!!11

-          But then he saw victor and yuuri, his upperclassmen in college when he was a freshman and he almost pulled out of it

-          But fuck he doesn’t care about those lovebirds, no matter how gross they are with all the pining and shit, hE IS GONNA GO TO WORK WITH HIS GRANDPA FOR THREE MONTHS FUCKERS AND NO TWO DORKS ARE GONNA STOP HIM

-          Is a trainee for the president’s office and holy shit. This job is so difficult ajnfebwoeufy

-          He has to do a lot of walking everyday from the office to the faculty rooms or wherever the teachers he’s looking for are

-          He has to do a lot of lifting boxes and files to and from cabinets

-          He has to print and work the photocopy machine—which he got into a fight with a few times before finally getting the hang of it—and he has to read a shit-ton of files

-          His only reprieve from the taxing work is hanging out with otabek during lunch with the cafeteria’s katsudon in his lap

-          He was probably eating too much of it but who the hell cares

-          Otabek was a friend from high school. Being as smart as he is, yuri started school early and skipped a grade or two. Otabek was his first friend once he got out of senior high

-          Otabek graduated a year earlier than him, but they still kept in touch

-          For some reason tho they didn’t tell the other what they were doing about work and yuri’s OJT plans

-          They had a huge laugh over it once they talked

-          Once victor and Yuuri got together they made him their son and gave him the nickname yurio, to his rage

-          he didn’t mind them fawning over him tho. He really liked it actually

Guang-hong ji (OJT for cashier/secretary)

-          A timid young man who did not know how he got into this mess

-          Cinnamon roll #3

-          an accounting major in B university. Can do complicated formulas in his head and it makes his acquaintances take a second to process that this 5’4” boy can do mental algorithms like wtf

-          h o w  e v e n

-          he’s an on-the-job trainee under yuuko, which means he not only does the cashing and checking, he sometimes has to talk to people when yuuko’s not around

-          normally he’d sit in his desk in the corner, calculating expenses and revenues, but once he sees someone at the window, he has to take a second to brace himself before going up and talking to them

-          it’s mostly payments for stuff, but rarely it’s something not payment related. In which case he stutters a lot and has to refer to the notes he made when yuuko was briefing him about the job

-          leo is 2 years his senior in college and studied English. Normally they wouldn’t interact, but they met when guang-hong was going to consult someone about a paper, who was also leo’s thesis advisor. He kind of became guang-hongs shock absorber when it came to talking to mutual professors

-          eats in the faculty room with the other teachers because yuuko always eats with her husband in the caf

-          or leo knocks on the window and shows him the caf’s specials he bought, so they end up eating lunch in the cashier/sec office

-          he and leo are actually dating, but they keep it so lowkey that no one knows. Or someone does know, but it’s more like “are they dating??? They’re dating, right??? They look like they’re dating”

-          it would only be speculation. They’d ask, but both guys were just so sweet that if they asked about it, they might get offended or hurt or something

-          like no, man, the students didn’t want leo and guang-hong sad or distressed out of turn

-          so as much as it pained them to not know the truth (because holy shit they look cute together and they have to be going out with each other), they don’t ask about it

-          the only solace they have are the group selfies that phichit or guang-hong take, or the stolen and candid ones that phichit manages to catch

-          those are few and far in between tho so the students are still #suffering

Christophe Giacometti (OJT for history)

-          a student in C university and studying history and geography

-          on the outside he may not look it, but he’s actually a straight A (or at least the equivalent) student and he’s very serious about his studies

-          victor’s best friend, so putting them together might not be the best ides because if victor is EXTRA™ by himself, then with chris by his side they’re DOUBLE EXTRA™

-          #saveyakov2k17

-          They met at a party for their major, and they’ve been stuck together ever since

-          The best wing man

-          Sits at the back of victor’s classes to observe and he occasionally sees 1 or 2 girls stealing glances at him

-          He winks and blows kisses at them

-          Also very affectionate like, his way of greeting his close friends (aka Yuuri and victor) are by grabbing their butts

-          No one knows, but he, Yuuri, and phichit actually met at pole dancing classes. For the longest time, only the three of them knew

-          But then chris, phichit, and victor (as part of his Operation: KatsuDAMN) managed to drag Yuuri to a club during a holiday, and got him drunk

-          The masterminds (phichit and chris) snickered at victor’s back the whole time Yuuri worked it on stage. Victor’s jaw was permanently on the ground

-          Although Yuuri remembered nothing of the event, his three companions managed to take a ton of photos and several close up videos

-          The worse ones were uploaded to chris’s and phichit’s IGs, but no one had any doubt that it was Yuuri

-          Is in a very loving relationship with his boyfriend Matthieu, but is still a giant flirt

-          His boyfriend doesn’t mind. He knows chris is just naturally that way and he finds the reactions of chris’s preys hilarious

Kenjiro minami (OJT for PE)

-          Everyone calls him the McDonald’s chicken nugget

-          On his first day at work, he was dressed in a yellow shirt with white and red lining, plus black track pants with white and red lining. The fact that his hair was dyed blond with a streak of red on one side did not help matters for the nickname

-          Is taking sports theory in D university, and is JJ’s trainee

-          Is probably the most enthusiastic 5’ ball of a person jj has ever seen

-          Attends the university Yuuri did, and kenjiro fuckin idolizes him

-          Like, no joke. He’s watched yuuri’s debates and speeches that were uploaded online numerous times, to the point that he’s memorized yuuri’s entire script

-          Yuuri has anxiety so normally he’d be super petrified on stage, but during his best performances, he was way too sleep deprived on those days trying to finish his script that the memory of that whole day was fuzzy

-          Not that he wasn’t a good speaker, as kenjiro would defend to the ends of the earth, he just gets super jittery and stutters a lot

-          Despite that fact tho, kenjiro still loves Yuuri a lot, and he says so to anyone who would be willing to listen

-          Kenjiro is the best cheerleader. Like. When the students are doing drills or having practical exams, he’s be 1000% there to cheer them on

-          Only second to phichit in #TeamVictuuri fans

-          Jj once asked him why he applied for an OJT there when his major was sports theory

-          Kenjiro said he wanted to test if some of the theories are true, and that it was good to have some inspiration for his thesis by observing different students of different ages