#holy FUCK i'm gay for that crowley voice

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Hi guys I'm back to begging you for fic recs bc I am desperate once again:)))

Do you happen to know any fics centered around things thay we know/theorise about season 2? I tried looking for myself but I cannot find much and I was wondering if maybe you can help me

Potential spoilers for series two! If you are trying to avoid anything to do with series two of Good Omens you are best scrolling swiftly past this post!

You have been warned.

Here are a couple of fics with Maggie and Nina, a few with Muriel, and one about an angel with memory loss...

Unlikely bebop by Nyariewen (G)

Maggie and Nina discuss about something strange in the neighborhood: Mr Fell new music choices.

She asks how my husband is by angelZfell (G)

“Maggie asks how my husband is,” he laughed. Aziraphale spun around, completely ignoring the books he was rearranging on the shelf. “Pardon me?”

OR: really short story about them realizing how they act like a married couple.

barging into bookshops while holding plants by sunglass56 (NR)

i heard the clip released at the season 2 panel today and KNEW i had to write a fic around it

basically my imagining of how that scene would look plus extra super gay and sappy

A Million Colors In Between by CaspianTheGeek (T)

Crowley's always known why he Fell, but he was careful to never share that information with Aziraphale. That is until Muriel comes to visit, and the truth comes out.

5 things Muriel doesn't understand about earth (+1 she does) by agent_p_94 (G)

Muriel stares at the teacup.

"A human police officer would accept a cup of tea to drink," Aziraphale had said. Drink. She knows about drinking. “Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again; but whosoever drinketh of the water I shall give him shall never thirst,” and so forth. Only, Muriel was always given to believe that sort of drinking was purely metaphorical, and the sort to which Aziraphale refers seems decidedly corporeal.

Hm.

Muriel has a lot to learn about earth, with and without Aziraphale's help.

A Stranger Among Us by charliebradcherry (T)

"Ridiculous? Ridiculous?" Crowley released a low guttural sound after his words and his hands itched to grab the angel by the lapels of his jacket. Luckily he still possessed enough bodily control to not shake the shit out of him right then and there. "I've watched your bookshop burn to a crisp once and I've felt the fear of losing you twice. You discorporated because a fucking human stepped foot inside your property without your consent and you call me ridiculous. You can think of me as overprotective right now, but I can't promise I won't lose my shit when I hear you say it."

Aziraphale's eyes traced the lines of the floorboard gaps beneath his feet. It was a nice way to distract himself from the depressing voice cracks that Crowley emitted without the intention to.

"We both wanted peace, and what'd ya know? We won't have that for at least the first few years! But if you keep treating life like everyone's an 'angel' at heart, I'll be stuck with a lifetime of worrying myself sick that you'll trust the wrong people and get killed in the process. I'd rather chug holy water. You understand?"

(Based on the new clip)

Hello, hello, hello, what's going on here, then? by HolRose (G)

Aziraphale is in the middle of entertaining a strange angel in his bookshop who has come incognito disguised (very badly) as a police officer, when Crowley appears. After making a few pointed comments and asking a question, the demon asks Aziraphale for ‘a word in private, angel’. This is what happened during that private conversation.

The end of the world by probably_publius (T)

Crowley and Aziraphale were able to stop The End of the World, but didn't see what would come afterwards. Aziraphale has lost his memory, and Crowley doesn't know if it's Heaven or Hell or something else entirely. All he can do is try and help Aziraphale regain an idea of who he is by telling him stories from their past together.

I had a dream where I was watching season 2 and wrote this.

- Mod D

[tinkdw]

Hi could you please explain what the whole "what's bi is bi" thing is? I'm new to the destiel fandom and regularly confused 😂

Hi!

In 13x12 Rowena made two comments to an increasingly awkward Dean. She asked if the girls had gotten to fifth base ie if he had had something inserted in his ass, and then told him “what’s by is by”.

Gif source and also a link to a good post about the saying : http://charlie-minion.tumblr.com/post/170492987882/oh-holy-fucking-chuck-on-a-pogo-stick

So she voiced an implication about Dean having a sexual experience in his ass, which ofc doesn’t mean necessarily anything bisexual as it was about two women, but in itself is something often associated with m/m relationships. Then vocalised “what’s bi is bi” while Dean literally swallowed and looked awkwardly over at Sam like ROWENA! NOT IN FRONT OF SAM!

This is just another moment within this continual subtextual narrative of Dean being bisexual in the show since season 1. I have a tag for #bi!dean if you ever want to scroll it :)

Remember also that this was written by a gay man... he knows exactly what he did.

Here’s a post going a bit deeper about Rowena and Crowley both exposing a butt load (pun not intended but hey if the shoe fits :p) of subtext about Dean’s bisexuality : https://tinkdw.tumblr.com/post/170413124797/not-to-pile-onto-the-fifth-base-discussion

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Ep 3

THE NERVE!!! THE SHEER AUDACITY!!!! AZIRAPHALE ADDRESSING GOD IN AN INFORMAL WAY (dutzen)

A+C feel less human to me. There is a palpable distance in the way they talk about the horrors they witness

"brown house wine" what the fucking hell

The knight battlefield scene is just two dumb gay idiots not knowing how to flirt. Crowley fake casual talking about the "impressive" work he is doing 👌👌👌

Aziraphale saying "grundgütiger" after giving Crowley a once over is peak gay behaviour

"Fressgier" is not the kinda word Aziraphale would use. Though I must say, making Zira use the word "gluttony" (instead of "feeling peckish") to describe himself, is a nice nod to him becoming less angelic.

Crowley sounds actually worried about aziraphale thanking him for the rescuing, and he'll finding out.

There is no good German translation for "fraternising" with the same kinda connotations/double meaning. They used "verbrüdern" instead, which is very much platonic. Crowley reacts quite offended about the word. What that means is up for interpretation ;D

HOLY SHIT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WHEN CROWLEY SHOWS UP IN THE CHURCH HE SAYS "ICH PASSE NUR BISSCHEN AUF DICH AUF" WHICH IS SUCH A SOFT THING TO SAY ("I'm just looking after you a little bit")

oh god. more Shadwell. I can't deal with this.

Huh. He speaks nearly normal??? Apparently he only 100% embraced the aesthetic in his old age

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ THEY KEPT THE DOUBLE MEANING IN THE HOLY WATER SCENE (the German subtitles included the word "drive" tho. God, I hate it when subtitles aren't cc)

HrnGH Compared to the book the English TV version cut quite a bit of homophobic slurs /used less powerful one. The German dub did. Not. (I guess there aren't any kinda-but-not-super-bad slurs in German. At least none I can think of. They didn't have to include transphobia as well tho)

Famine's voice 👌👌👌

"Futter" for "Chew" is a bit weird imho

Crowley's idea of cursing is what 7 yrs olds do during lunch break and that's fucking in character.

Aziraphale's reaction to Crowley's suggestion to run away together is not as emotional. There is the hint of heartbroken disbelief in his voice, but mostly it's confused denial.

Tldr: Crowley is pining, Aziraphale is in denial, and if you need subtitles while watching pls turn on the English ones

German Good Omens re-watch (cuz my dad is weak)

Ep 1:

The soundmixing is horrible. The voices are way to clean. It could also be more sync.

Thank god, Aziraphale still sounds gay

Hastur's voice is boring??? He sounds like a mid 30s shopkeeper

Gabriel is played less like a himbo. He sounds quite suspicious in the sushi place.

"Biscuits" ah yes. Untranslatable language jokes.

(btw Crowley's 2008 glasses are still a #look)

I'm sorry but God's va isn't able to pull of the show's humour. Her voice over sounds like in a kid's show.

I'm not sure why they would use the English pronunciation of 'Adam'

Oh, I totally forgot that it's ErziraphaEl in German! (Honestly even the similarity in English makes me bit eh about the whole Raphael! Crowley hc)

The "delivering the antichrist" joke doesn't work ugh.

Crowley's and Aziraphale's voices sound more obviously married and less like endless pining :O

They can't act drunk for shit

????? Why would they change "sound of music" to "Westside story"???????? The audience can see the title on the playbook???????????

BB Warlock <3

Sandalphon is still fucking creepy

Ofc did that poor demon walk right into the hell hound's room when Hastur has a voice like -that-

Crowley suggesting that Aziraphale should kill Warlock sounds like someone asking his husband to kill a spider cuz they are not able to do it himself.

Aziraphale's reaction is less "NO! I COULD NEVER" and more "D: rude! I've never done that! ...but maybe if nothing else works."

Adam's va is spot on

Tldr: the a/c dynamic is more like in the book?????

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I'm sorry but alexa voice: you will provide endless entertainment for hell like hkrjdndjebejnd that's so fucking funny

Ugh, Crowleys nervous panicking trying to Home Alone his flat with the holy water like hey gay

Crowley, holding up his water spritzer: gO aWAy pLeASe

Like, him trying to bluff Hastur is so AHDJFHJEJFJFNEKFJF like Crowley is so stupid and Hastur is just,,, "are you fockin serious with me crawly you focking idiot"

This is sO fUNNY HE JUST STRAIGHT KILLS HASTUR CHAOTIC GAY

Also,,,,,I love Crowleys va he sounds so anguished shouting after Aziraphale at the burning bookshop UGH OKAY

I’m listening to the go radio drama and oh my god they’re so stupid I adore them