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[phoenixlionme]

My Favorite Fictional Couples Part 47

NOTE: Be respectful of my choices; the OTPs are not ranked, just of who I thought when making this list.

The Haunting of Hill House: Theodora "Theo" Crain + Trish Park = Thrish

2. Illumination Studios' Migration: Dax Mallard + Kim = Daxkim

3. Disney's Kim Possible: Senor Senior Junior + Bonnie Rockwaller = Jonnie

4. Disney's Strange World: Ethan Clade + Diazo = Ethiazo

5. Jackie Chan Adventures: Jade Chan + Paco = Jaco

6. Never Have I Ever: Ben Gross + Devi Vishwakumar = Benvi

7. How to Get Away With Murder:  Annalise Keating aka Anna Mae Harkness + Eve Rothlow = Annaleve

8. Drake and Josh: Josh Nichols + Mindy Crenshaw = Joshaw

9. Brooklyn Nine Nine: Raymond Holt + Kevin Cozner =Holtzner

10. Dirty Dancing: Johnny Castle + Frances "Baby" Houseman = Castlebaby

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

Chase Down My Hearts - Part 2/4

for @peraltiagoisland

Rosa works for the Celestial Intervention Agency - meaning her job is make sure that the Web of Time is secure, and that her planet is safe. Problem is, some idiot has been cartwheeling across history and changing around major points like it’s some kind of game.

When Rosa is sent to track her (and her three human accomplices/companions) down, she learns several things.

Firstly, this Gina is a complete weirdo. Secondly, she seems to like Rosa. A Lot. Thirdly… Rosa might just be in trouble in more ways than one.

[Dianetti Sci-Fi AU with Holtzner and Peraltiago - DW universe but no DW characters except vague/obscure mentions]

Preview: 

"Well well well, look who it is," says Charles, who spots her first, and strides up to her, crossing his arms over her chest. "You haven't even bothered to dress up. Disappointing."

"I'm sorry, what gave you the impression that you could talk to me?" Rosa asks, narrowing her eyes at him before walking around him and making a beeline for Gina, who is busy carefully stealing a necklace from a stall.

"Oh hey, Rosa, there you are! I was starting to think you weren't coming!" Gina calls, grinning.

"Don't look happy to see me," Rosa says as she gets closer, glowering, "it's too weird."

"Sorry, babe, I don't take orders," Gina whispers in her ear, before twirling around and heading off to the bread stall that Amy and Jake are at.

Rosa ignores the dumb shiver down her spine and storms after her, this time grabbing her by the arm so that she can yank her around to look at her.

"Stop screwing around," she says. "You know I'll find a way to take you in eventually. I could stun you and your little friends and take all of you back to Gallifrey right now. Stop delaying the inevitable."

"Delaying the inevitable? That's called living, Rosa, you should try it sometime," Gina says without batting an eyelash, wrenching her arm out of Rosa's grip with impressive strength. "And, uh, you still can't stun us. Because we're still surrounded by people. Better luck next time, gorgeous. Go find someone else to bore."

Rose stares at her, livid, but a beeping in her pocket stops her from ripping Gina's head off or doing anything similar. The beeping must be from her communication pad, and so Rosa ducks into the nearest little alleyway to check on it.

My office. Check in. Now.

Rosa furiously taps a reply. Busy.

Now.

Rosa can't believe this. She debates ignoring the message, but knows she can't, and storms out of the alleyway back in the direction of her TARDIS.

"Aw, leaving so soon?" Gina calls, cackling. "Tell old Holt I say hi!"

Rosa can't be sure if she's joking or not, but ignores her and heads into her ship, plotting a course for Gallifrey and resisting the urge to knock over the vase of lemons that serve as the console room's main decoration.

She fails, and now there are lemons everywhere.

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[mystery-deer]

ur holtzner (is that the ship name ?) fics are so good!!! they give me life alksjs the way you write Kevin just makes me so emo argh ur amazing

Thank you!!! O h my gosh you’re very sweet, that means a lot to me! I love Holt and Kevin so I’m glad you enjoy my work and took time out of your day to compliment it!!!

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

but a B99 Great British Bake Off AU

obviously this involves it being an American edition/season but that’s fine

all of the squad are contestants, as well as like, Doug Judy and a couple of others (maybe Figgis just for laughs idk)

Holt and Wuntch are the judges, Kevin and the Vulture are the presenters

Wuntch, weirdly, is the nice judge for the most part, cos it’s mainly just Holt she hates, Holt is the tougher judge that everyone wants a handshake off

they never agree on anything, coming to decisions is a NIGHTMARE which is how Kevin and the Vulture are unofficial judges behind the scenes

the Vulture is his usual awful self, slaps Jake’s ass off camera a lot, genuinely makes him really uncomfortable until Gina and Rosa notice at one point and threaten him until he agrees to stop

Kevin is the presenter who goes around and reassures people when they are freaking out

also he and Holt met in a baking class back in the day which is part of the reason they love baking so much (they bake together all the time at home)

Jake is the baker who literally has no fucking clue how he actually made it in bc he has no idea what he’s doing but somehow he just has a Knack and it always turns out amazing (with the exception of a couple of True Disasters)

Amy comes from a long line of amazing bakers and is hella competitive, and super meticulous with her recipes and all instructions, means she Stresses during the technicals but she does know her shit and she just has to keep reminding herself that it’s like an exam where she has to learn in advance and remember

Rosa relies on family recipes, says she cares about them more than the actual family members who made them, also goes with her own gut feeling (usually involves putting alcohol in the food if she’s not sure what’s missing)

Gina learned how to bake via trial and error and general self-discovery during a year where she was forced to stay at home and take things easy after she got hit by a bus (also usually the one putting alcohol in her food)

Terry loves baking for his kids and his wife and they’re his biggest fans, all of his bakes are inspired by them/done with them in mind, he gets teary on the show a lot

Charles is still his Foodie self, so he gets Very Intense about it all and is the one that tries all the super weird flavours

Hitchcock and Scully applied together and everyone’s fairly sure they just got picked for the comic relief but then occasionally one of them will actually bake something really good??

Jake falls in love with Amy during a peanut brownie challenge while they flirt over peanuts, he makes heart eyes at her for the whole competition after that, occasionally gets so distracted by how beautiful/adorkable she’s being that he fucks his bakes up

Gina falls in love with Rosa after seeing her punching her bread dough, spends the whole rest of the competition trying to pick her up, it starts to take priority over the actual baking and Kevin has Noticed and is subtly trying to help her out

Jake and Gina have been besties since the auditions so they start trying to help each other get their girls

aaand let’s not forget Doug Judy

aka Jake’s ex-best friend from high school, they used to be the baking bros and use cupcakes to pick up girls

until one day they were going for the same girl, so they both made stuff to impress her, and she said she preferred Jake’s but then Doug took the credit for them, and took her to prom only to stand her up

Jake has never forgotten and never forgiven

hasn’t made cupcakes since, too painful, too traumatic

which really fucks him up when they get a cupcake challenge

seriously like imagine him trash talking Judy and then they announce “cupcakes!!” and he does his melodramatic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(you decide if he manages to nail it and beat Judy’s cupcakes yet again, or if he totally botches it bc nerves)

anyway at one point Jake gets the coveted Holt Handshake and he is so elated his entire life has just been made bc he has been watching the show for years and idolises him so much

Amy is the same and she is so horrifically jealous until Holt tries her food next and also gives her a handshake and then her and Jake just look at each other like “WHAAAT”

Jake comes over after and is so excited he just gives her this real big hug and it’s really Pure bc then he gets super embarrassed and awkward but she is like “oh no, he’s so cute, help I have been specifically Not Noticing That” 

I have no idea who wins but Peraltiago and Dianetti and Holtzner are all in love and happy at the end

basically what I’m saying is can someone with the adequate baking and GBBO knowledge please write this AU I need it desperately

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine for the fandom asks!

Favourite Female: Gina Linetti

Favourite Male: Raymond Holt

3 Other Favourite Characters: Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz

3 OTPs: Peraltiago, Dianetti, Holtzner

Notp: Charles/Rosa romantically

Funniest character: Raymond Holt

Prettiest character: Amy Santiago

Most Annoying Character: Hitchcock

Most badass character: Rosa Diaz

Character I’d like as my BFF: Amy Santiago

Female Character I’d Marry: Rosa Diaz

Male Character I’d Marry: Jake Peralta

Character I hate/dislike/least like: The Vulture