#hoiii

[cutielights]

Hi! I love your blog :D

[panda-of-the-trash]

HOLY SHIT I'M GAY

Saaaaaame

[artsydroopybun]

Cutely bumps bc spiderverse trailer is out

Spidersona time!!

I decided to name her/me "Seamstress" bc..I dunno, didn't want to sound too pretentious.

She's more based on a jumping spider with really gooey webs that aren't for swinging, so she would make mini trampolines to propell herself to the air. Learning to make them quick in case of anything. Also, bioluminescent webs.

She spends most of her free time just doing general arts and works part time in a clothing store, thinks she's the only spiderperson before ya know. Multiverse shenanigans.

[psigraft]

... HM?

{Well, this is quite a sight. There's a blue Biograft model here, with guns and light blue spots. Its fixed bored expression scanned the red model for a bit before he spoke up again.}

...... I FEEL LIKE WE'VE MET BEFORE AT SOME POINT. YOU GOT A SERIAL NUMBER OR A NAME?

(//ooc: casual fourth wall break ;3 just for fun)

OH, GREETINGS.

| Psigraft looked at the blue Biograft, also feeling a weird sense of familiarity or déjà vu (ehehehe >:3). Though they ignored it. |

MY NAME IS PSIGRAFT, Ψ-BIOGRAFT001. AND YOU?

[habitual-creatures]

[ A small noise of tapping on the window happens. It opens, but the screen stays. It has no intention of coming into the room. ]

HAH... JUST A R3M1ND3R. Y0UR K1DS AR3 SUFF3R1NG, JOANNE. WH3R3 1S Y0UR PH0N3?

1 HAV3 A D1FF3R3NT K1D T0 G0 AFT3R S0 1TS N0T M3!

H1 EVAN... HAH.

▻ 🖤💨 / SMOKE

(Someone stop me I'm hyper again and now smoke is kind of here I'm bored)

...

[toastybuniko]

hi bestie :3

:0!! hii!! the besties!!! hello!! :3

[breadmp3]

hiiiii 🐮

[mischief-rei]

Imperfect Facade

@sanguine-law

"Charming, but hardly correct. Unless of course you've recently indulged," he chuckles. The scientist takes his wine glass in hand. It was only by chance they came across each other at the bar. "You look a wreck from an outside perspective," he points out ever so bluntly. "As if you've not rested proper for weeks or perhaps months. Stress can easily cause bouts of insomnia. And while I'm well aware your race doesn't require sleep, it can provide the energy you clearly lack."

He takes a sip and peered over the glass's edge at the judge, as if calculating. "I've heard about you from a certain little imp. You may find it humorous that he openly asked 'why are pricks often sexy? where's the nice attractive people?'" he grinned. A little humor tended to do wonders in lightening the mood. He hoped he succeeded. Not that he particularly cared one way or the other.

[apocalypta-secundus]

@viciousvizard replied to your post “"Hate to tell ya, but hot dogs are subs....”:

“What the actual … Are ya serious??”

​"A'course I'm serious. Why woul'n' I be? Rather me tell ya with a straight face?"

[alexthemacaronian]

Cw mentions of anxiety attacks and maybe something similar to self harm?? (I can't tell if that's what it is) [deleting later]

Hey guys! So on a scale of 1-10 how ptsd would you say it is if someone repeatedly gets very strong and often violent anxiety attacks when thinking about a certain past event (or just the past in general) that left them pretty scarred and often end up scratching themselves suddenly and violently just to cope with it or alternatively bite themselves? And constantly get unwanted thoughts and reminders about this event whenever you're left alone with your thoughts? And if they can't remember most of your childhood and all the memories since that event of not only the previous 4 years but also your life in general have been incredibly muddy?

I'm trying to prove a point here

[kerothi]

@the-bark-is-worse | continued from X

He had just been complaining for the sake of complaining, honestly. Not really to anyone, just aloud while he's cleaning out the space that will soon be his and the rest of the recruits new sleeping quarters. He hadn't realized Petra was there until she spoke, causing his shoulders to fly right up to his ears and his heart to leap into his throat.

He whips around to face her, his eyes wide and the linens in his hands gripped just a little bit tighter. She doesn't sound nor seem annoyed, not like that other guy who acts like everything he does is something to marvel and shimmer their eyes about. One of Levi's squad like her, he knows, because he's already bragged about it more than once. Petra seems like the nicest one he's met so far. A bit more forgiving too.

He wobbles a sheepish grin to his lips after she assures him it's more about the perspective he chooses to take and asks him what's wrong. "Ah, I just—I was just-" He gives an awkward gesture with the linens. "Giving the chores a piece of my mind."

[bumbelbee]

ok de vibes beginnen zeer sterk

[mama-grimm]

((I was finally able to watch both the RWBY x DC cross over movies and i really loved them))

[plasticsandwich]

boob morning everyone its a beautiful 4pm sunrise out there <3

[meatonfork]

hoiii, can you do a platonic team 141 x reader where s they’re the youngest/smallest one on the team yet they seem to be able to beat everyone on when sparring and everyone’s like wtf…

omg hello! i’ve never had a request, so this is new hehe

i’m not great at writing! i will try my absolute best to make this good. i struggle with adding personality to my characters without over explaining. so let’s see how this goes!

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Bloody Hell

pairing: platonic 141 x gn!reader :)

*readers call sign is grim :)

warnings: none!

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you’ve found that being the smallest and the youngest on the 141 had its cons. but, you’ve also found that it had its pros.

“uncle! i’m tap- i’m tapping! you can STOP-!” soap was writhing and sputtering beneath you.

you and the rest of the team were in the cafeteria, having just eaten lunch, when soap had decided today would be a great day to challenge you in sparring. seeing as none of the guys had seen you in action, they figured this would be easy for him. it was almost comical, seeing their smug smirks and eyes shining in hunger at seeing someone so small to absolutely demolish in combat.

he also wanted to show you, the newbie, your place. your stature was tiny compared to ghost. when stood next to him, you looked like an ant. squash-able and minuscule.

but, you had been chosen for the 141 by laswell herself. who was price to argue? your folder was mostly confidential. there wasn’t much to go on. but one thing price knew for sure was that you’re a force to be reckoned with. just because you were small didn’t mean you weren’t strong, and soap soon found that out.

“i don’t think that’s a good idea, sergeant.” your eyebrow had raised, and your voice was an eery calm. soap almost backed down. almost.

he probably should’ve.

“oh, c’mon. scared i’ll whoop yer ass, grim?” his face donned a cocky smirk, and you couldn’t resist.

poor guy.

with a sigh, you stood from your seat. the guys looked for any sign of hesitation, or nerves from you, but found none.

as the both of you moved to a clearer area, the others followed. gaz was mentally preparing to help you after you got your ass handed to you, and ghost honestly just wanted to see how this played out.

soap quickly got into position, feet spread shoulder length, one slightly in front of the other, and both hands brought up. you stood across from him, and cracked your neck before quickly getting into the same position.

“are you sure you’re ready, soap?” you wanted to make sure this was absolutely something he wanted. there was no going back after, and you wanted him to at least have a little dignity.

he laughed.

he was ready.

price stood to the side, yelling out a go ahead. he, himself, also a little curious to see how this played out.

soap immediately lunged to your right side. sidestepping, you drove an elbow into his back. he lost balance, but quickly regained it and spun towards you. his lip twitched a bit, and his eyes narrowed. maybe this wasn’t going to plan, but he was confident he would win this. he tried to kick your leg out from under you, but he was too cocky and you caught on, jumping up slightly.

soap heavily relied on brute strength, but you were quicker. he threw a punch, only for you to duck and charge at his midsection, throwing him to the mat beneath you.

he thrust his hips up and quickly flipped you, so he was on top and pinning you to the mat.

you smirked, “i’m likin’ the view serg.”

soaps eyes widened, and his grip slightly went slack. not much. but, enough for you to get a hand loose and land a punch to his cheek.

using the momentum of the punch to your advantage, you quickly rolled the opposite direction of him and onto your knees. soap got up quicker than expected, throwing a punch to your side, and next you knew, you were back on the ground. back in the same position you were just in.

a sigh left your lips, but your eyes were glistening in satisfaction seeing a bruise forming on his jaw. a mischievous smile slowly grew on your face. soap’s eyes narrowed once more.

“wha- FUCK” with a swift knee to the groin, soap toppled over. you pounced on top of your sergeant and quickly threw him into a headlock.

“oh fuck!” gaz’s voice rang from somewhere to the side.

soap’s whines and gasps were loud, and the smile only grew on your face. hair falling in your face moving in and out with your heavy breaths.

“uncle! i’m tap- i’m tapping! you can STOP-!” soap was writhing and sputtering beneath you.

you let go of the man below you, and stood. hands on your hips, heavy breath, and a satisfied smile.

johnny lied there a moment, trying to catch is breath. opening his eyes, he sees your hand. you haul him to his feet and pat his back.

“are you okay serg.? didn’t mean to hurt ya too badly.” your voice held amusement, but it was sincere.

“bloody hell, johnny. they got ya good” ghost sauntered over and crossed his arms. you look over to see his eyes scanning you, a flash of approval ran over his eyes. you weren’t quite sure, but you thought you saw a small tug at his mask near his mouth.

sick, he thought you did well.

gaz and price made their way over, small smiles on their faces.

“ah, whatever. lets go again.”

“what? are you sure?”

“yeah, let’s go.”

soap lost every time. he also always had an excuse.

there was something in his eye.

he lost his footing.

he heard a bird overhead and wanted to see it.

you beat him every time, but you also managed to take a few hits yourself.

ghost and gaz continued to stand at the sidelines, but price walked off a bit ago. shaking his head and muttering to himself about ‘soap’s gonna get fucked up’ or something like that.

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a/n: thank you sm for reading! again, i don’t ever write so i hope this satisfied you! i’m working on getting better at characteristic and really getting the boys’ right. criticism is always loved and wanted <3

[semutmerahlagi]

[Kisah Benar] Adik iparku Siti

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Aku nak cerita tentang kisah ku ketika aku adakan hubungan persetubuhan dengan adik ipar ku Siti dirumahnya dekat Shah Alam. Kisahnya bermula ketika aku menumpang untuk beberapa lama dirumahnya kerana aku tidak mempunyai tempat tinggal pada masa itu. Jadi aku pun menumpang dirumah adik ipar ku Siti dan suaminya Zul. Itu pun setelah mereka pelawa aku dan isteri ku, Jadi setujulah daripada sewa rumah mahal di Shah Alam.

Pada suatu hari isteri ku balik kampung kat Kedah selama satu minggu. Entah macam mana suami Siti pula kena pergi outstation ke Johor dari hari Jumaat hingga ke hari Ahad. Suami Siti bagi tahu kat aku yang dia kena pergi Johor. Aku kata tak apalah. Mungkin aku boleh tidur dirumah kawan ku kat Kelang. Dia pun angguk saja. Kira bereslah masaalah. Apabila sampai masanya aku tak jadi tinggal kat rumah kawan ku kerana dia pun balik kampung. Terpaksalah aku menemani Siti kat rumah.

Apabila tiba waktu malam aku tak ke mana.

Bukan apa-apa sebab pada petang itu aku saja-saja tidur ayam. Cuma baring-baring tapi mata ku meliar saja. Kira-kira pukul 6 petang ku lihat Siti pergi mandi tapi yang bestnya selepas mandi dia cuma berkemban saja. Puh bukan main putih kulitnya aku lihat dari kaki hingga ke peha. Bukan main geram aku dibuatnya. Batang ku pun mula menegak. Aku pun sambil memerhati bodynya bukan main solid dan kecil molek walau pun dah ada anak seorang tapi tak apa. Aku sabarkan perasaan ku ini.

Kira-kira pada pukul 12 malam aku pun nak jalankan aku punya projek. Yang pasti Siti mungkin tertidur kat luar kerana kat dalam bilik panas. Maka mudahlah tugas aku. Dia pun tidur pakai kain saja. Sambil memeluk anaknya, aku memberanikan diri untuk keluar dan mendekati Siti dimana aku pegang tangannya. Dia terperanjat dan terbangun. Dia kata, Ada apa abang Yus? . Tak, tadi kat tangan kau tu ada nyamuk, jadi abang pun pukullah , kata ku. Tipu punya alasanlah nak hidup. Aku pun mula bercerita dengan Siti.

Siti, kalau Zul pergi kerja luar tak sunyi atau takut ke? . Dia jawab, Buat apa nak takut. Kat sini ramai. Jiran pun dekat-dekat saja. Sunyi memanglah sunyi tapi nak buat macam mana. Itu dah kerja dia. Siti kena sabarlah. Kalau tidak nanti gaduhlah hari-hari. Betul tak abang Yus? . Aku kata betul juga. Nak buat apa gaduh-gaduh. Kan buang masa saja. Entah macam mana aku mula memegang tangan Siti semula dan aku mula cakap, Siti sesungguhnya dalam rumah ini cuma kita berdua saja dan anak Siti masih kecil. Dia tak tahu apa-apa . Dan Siti cakap, Ada apa bang Yus? .

Rupanya dia masih tak faham tentang perasaan ku ini. Aku mula memberanikan diri lagi. Kali ini aku peluk tubuh Siti. Dia meronta dan berkata jangan buat macam ni. Dia takut tapi aku tak beri dia lepas. Maka tambah kuatlah pelukkan ku ni lalu aku cium pipinya dan aku pun kulum lidahnya. Dia mula kelemasan. Kini tubuhnya aku naiki dan aku sekarang diatas perutnya. Lidahnya masih aku kulum lagi dan aku membisikkan ketelinganya, Sayang ku Siti. Kau tetap akan aku setubuhi. Daripada kau melawan lebih baik kau bekerjasama. Nanti sama-sama dapat nikmat . Pujukan ku nampaknya menjadi. Kini dia mula bekerjasama dengan aku.

Dia mula cakap, Abang Yus nak buat apa? . Aku kata, Abang Yus akan buat macam mana abang Zul buat kat Siti. Sayang, ok jangan melawanlah ya . Dia pun mengangguk saja. Kini Siti sudah ku kuasai sepenuhnya. Ku buka bajunya. Waoii bukan main putih perutnya. Lalu ku cium perutnya. Bang sedapnya bila abang jilat perut Siti bannnnggg . Ya ke Siti? . Ya bannngg . Kini tangan ku pun membuka colinya. Dengan tak sabar-sabar aku hisap teteknya. Hoiii masih keras. Sebelahnya pula aku uli-uli macam menguli tepung. Kini tangan ku merayap bahagian bawah pula. Aduh tersentuh akan bulunya. Mak oiii bestnya.

Lalu ku buka seluar dalamnya. Kain juga aku buka. Kini Siti dah telanjang bulat. Tidak ada seurat benang pun yang menutupi tubuhnya. Aku masih tetap di atas tubuh Siti lagi. Kini aku mula mencari pukinya. Hoii mak, pukinya bukan main tembam lagi. Kini aku jolok pukinya dan aku mula gentel biji kelentitnya. Lepas tu aku jilat. Siti cuma mengerang. Bang bang bannnngggg Yus. Siti tak tahan ni, bang . Namun pukinya masih tetap ku jilat. Siti masih tetap mengerang kesedapan. Lidah ku mula menjolok dalam lubang puki Siti. Haiii bau aromanya sungguh harum bagai taman-taman syorga. Kini batang ku memang dah tegang. Kat luar pun hujan namun kat dalam rumah ini akan ku basahi tubuh Siti, adik ipar ku dengan air mawar ku. Yang pasti dia akan puas pada malam ini.

Aku kangkangkan peha Siti lalu aku pun masukkanlah zakar ku ke dalam pukinya. Hooiiii betapa nikmatnya. Aku pun membisikkan ke telinga Siti. Sayang, abang sungguh bertuah malam ini dapat menikmati puki Siti , lalu aku pun sorongkan zakar ku ini ke dalam puki Siti. Kemudian aku tarik. Siti cuma mengerang sementara mulut pukinya cuma dengar kocakkan air ˜plupppp pluppp pluupppp™ saja. Setelah sorong tarik sorong tarik Siti pun dah klimaks. Tibalah air syorga ini akan ku tinggalkan dalam lubang pukinya. Apabila air aku terpancut Siti sungguh erat memeluk tubuh ku. Banggg Yuusss, bang Yuss dah pancutkan air? . Ya , aku kata Ya sayang ku Siti. Segala nya dah selesai .Batang konek ku ini masih lekat kat dalam lubang puki Siti lagi. Aku dan Siti pun berpelukkan. Sedar-sedar dah pukul 4.30 pagi. Maka ada masa lagi lalu aku pun sambung lagi apa yang aku lakukan ke atas puki Siti, adik ipar ku ni.

Siti cakap kat aku yang dia tak pernah lepaskan air nikmatnya selama dia mengadakan hubungan dengan suaminya kerana terlalu cepat habis. Aku tanya kat Siti, Apakah hari ini saja Siti beri? . Tak bang Yus, selagi abang Yus mahu dan mampu Siti tetap menyerahkan tubuh Siti kepada abang . Maka mulai dari hari itu aku selalulah menyetubuhi Siti dan menikmati pukinya. Siti pun puas dengan aku. Bukan dengan suaminya.

-Tamat-