#hobtalks

[hobgirl]

i've been thinking. the cannibalism simply isn't that bad. like, yes it's traumatizing and it could be that they're afraid of being judged over that but it's understandable. that irl sports team who had to eat people to survive exists in this universe so they might, especially now that they're semi-functioning adults, realize that nothing bad will happen if they admit to eating people.

so here's my theory about what they did that's so bad AND who was in the spike trap in ep1: it's other people. random other people. eating jackie, who was already dead, is one thing. even choosing girls from amongst yourselves to eat is understandable and has, in fact, happened for years in similar situations (see the custom of the sea). but finding people who could rescue you? who are hiking in the wilderness and presumably know the way out? finding safety and choosing to stay in the wild and hunt and eat those people instead? THAT is horrifying. THAT is worth hiding.

[hobgirl]

spoken like somebody who did not watch locked up abroad as a child

[thrakaboom]

We're Canada hottest team???

[hobgirl]

i love getting comments on ao3

[hobgirl]

[hobgirl]

don't take this too seriously bc there are Not enough clues for it and i trust that the show is well-crafted enough that there would be but. maybe coach ben not first intentional sacrifice but antler... king? and if you believe that it really is supernatural that's why there hasn't been a need for a sacrifice until now.

so. coach ben antler imagery -> he fucks off to javi's little den where apparently there is food enough to survive the winter -> javi dies. he's the only one who knows about the den (except maybe other taissa) so nobody else knows where ben is -> ben is presumed dead -> everybody survives until rescue. coach ben doesn't know and is still there -> the woods are satisfied bc they have ben -> present day. ben escapes or is found and rescued -> woods don't have a sacrifice anymore -> woods call the girls back

like i said though i don't actually think this is the case cause i feel like it would have been on the in-universe news if they found another yellowjackets survivor after all this time but it would be interesting

[hobgirl]

lottie antler imagery bc she's the antler queen, coach ben antler imagery bc he'll be the first intentional sacrifice btw

[hobgirl]

zelink song of the century

[hobgirl]

i also want to do a hyper specific poll 🥺

[hobgirl]

can i stop waking up at 5 am please please please can i stop

[hobgirl]

new eos10 episode got me so confused. perfect excuse to relisten ☺

[hobgirl]

same genre

[hobgirl]

they're all in english so you have no excuse <3

[hobgirl]

ninetales gets some of the coolest and most unique designs

[hobgirl]

screams cries pulls hair out. how am i supposed to cite a tumblr post and multiple reblogs of it in mla style. my works cited page counts towards my word count and the limit is 10.000 which is Not Enough For Me. i'm in despair.