#hobisbeech asks

[petitemingi]

Hiii from the soft sentence can I get #15 with Seonghwa 🥰🥰🥰 thank you so muchhh

here's your request, im so sorry about how late it is i've been really busy ㅠㅠ

seonghwa #15

[minniepetals]

Hi~ I wanted to ask if you have a drabble on how y/n and pocket bangtan came about~ how did she meet them? 👉🏻🥺👈🏻 I really love your writing ! HAVE A NICE DAY✨

hmm not really. mikrokosmos was kinda like that but not really 🤷‍♀️

[jiminisjamin]

Baby take your time ! At the end of the day is up to you if you wanna put work out 🥰🥰🥰😊😊 I hope you have a beautiful day 😘😘😘😗 And if any ANONS give you a hard time... (: @ me and I’ll handle it 👊🏼

:c thank you sdlkfndslfn idk why they’re all @’ing me rn for not posting but i was able to lay dormant for like,,, almost a month with nothing. I guess it was me posting again. It awakened the eldritch gods and they want fics n o w. ALSO SLDKN rlly though thank you im :c :C <3 <3 <3 (you can always tell when im answering asks on desktop bc i dont have my precious emojis)

[x-useobwa-x]

Omg I saw your ask on one of my other fave AU writers,, welcome back 🥺🥺 I've missed you and hope you're doing well

TO EVERYONE: PLEASE READ THE SECOND PART OF THIS ASK!!

LISTEN!! I’m so abnormally sorry for my giant big ass break!!! 😭 mental health and life and moving to another country temporarily and a lot of things within the past months have been taking a big toll on me!! 😭 I am about to jump back into business and i am so happy that there’s still someone that didn’t forget about me in the past months oh my god 😭❤️

to everyone reading this!!

consider me B A C K and to get back in the game, I will work on requests in my ask box as well as any request that’s coming in because guess what, requests are OPEN. I am also proud to be announcing, that this damn saucy chapter that took me ages (bc I am not much of a smut writer) of “swipe, baby” is almost done!! Also my loves.

The TAGSLIST is still existing and if you still want to be on it, but you changed your username, or if you want to be added/removed, please send me a DM or an ASK!

Last but not least:

I LOVE Y’ALL SO MUCH AND HELLO, LETS HAVE SOME FUN AGAIN! 🥺😭💕

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Just to clarify,, this is the current tagslist!

@foreverconfused-foreverlost @hobisbeech @torrentmgc @rjsmochii @xxqueenwxtchxx @xosetsuna @babyboyjiminn @stray-kids-in-your-area @thefooolonthehill @yeosinlana @sippinpeachtea @stbangtan @kpopkermit @d-noona @sarahleslie123 @atulipandarose @oodlespadoodle @btssouls @tae165 @cosmicdaylight @presentlyblooming @squishyshit

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[jooniebell]

Part 5

Masterlist

Warnings - mentioning of sex drugs and alcohol

Description - y/n is used to guys coming through her house due to her roommate. That’s have Namjoon comes through due to a drunken night with her roommate jihyo

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It’s like the world hated him, and he was sure it did. After that morning he’d seen her everywhere and not in a creepy stalker way this was by pure accident, coincidence if you will. He wanted to believe it was fate but in reality it was probably the worlds way of playing a cruel joke. It was like having the thing you want most in the world right in front of you but you can never get it. The saddest part of it all was the fact that she had always been there. He’d just never seen her, of course he wasn’t exactly looking in the past, but isn’t it just funny how life works. The fact that someone could be so close but so far away. She’d seen him so often it was actually incredible how she hadn’t before. This was perfect all she needed was a push to go talk to him. One afternoon she was in the library as normal, she was finding materials when she quite literally bumped into him. Well if this wasn’t a sign she doesn’t know what is. I guess now was a better time than any. She thought “Namjoon right?” She asked with a giggle “yea, y/n right I didn’t know you came here it’s so good to see you” he smiled nervously. This is awkward they both knew this was awkward. He scratched the back of his neck and laughed slightly. They just stood there for a second before she finally spoke up. “So um, what are you doing here?” She didn’t know why this seemed so uncomfortable, they had gotten along and clicked so well that morning. Maybe he had still been a bit drunk and doesn’t really remember, but he did remembered her name so that’s gotta be a good sign right? “Oh I’m just here for one of my tutoring sessions, I’m a little early so I thought I’d browse around for a bit, what about yourself?” Part of him had hoped they would meet again and just know it meant to be but that didn’t seem to be the case. Of course he did sleep with her roommate so what should he expect. “That’s right you had mentioned you were a tutor, that so great. Maybe you could help me out some time, I’m absolutely a terrible writer. Maybe you could go over one of my essays.” She had to start somewhere right if she becomes friends with him it wouldn’t be as hard to get him and Jihyo to meet again. No one can resist Jihyo she’s gorgeous every guy wants to date her. “Of course anytime. I could give you my phone number and you can just message me whenever.” He knew the other guys were going to say this was a bad idea but he really liked her, even if she’s just a friend that was enough for him. He just really wanted to get to know her. She handed over her phone as to say yes, this may be easier that she had originally thought, it won’t be hard to become friends he seems like a nice guy she thought. “I’ll definitely get in touch.” She said with a smile and waved goodbye as she walked away they both hoped they were doing the right thing.

Taglist: @sugarrimajins @hobisbeech @jaiuneamesolitaiire @rjsmochii @yeollliee

[petitemingi]

─ ੈ༊ [𝟏𝟓:𝟓𝟑]

"c'mon, ___!!! pleaaaaaaaaaase?"

"mingi! for the last time, n o"

It had been almost two hours now since the first time Mingi had asked you to sing that night and by god were you starting to get annoyed. Of the two years you'd been best friends, you were still unprepared to deal with constant pestering such as this.

"What's going on?"

"nothing"

"Yunho, ___ promised to sing for us today but so far I've heard nothing and I must say, that hurts"

It didn't take long for Yunho to take a seat next to Mingi, the dance studio in which you sat now filling with hopeful silence as the two rested their chins on their hands, leaning forwards slightly as if to hear better.

"no"

"but i wanna hear you siiiiiing"

Obviously rejecting the request seemed tiring to you now, the only way out of the situation seemed to be the one you hoped you'd never have to do. Thus, with a sigh, you'd begin to sing quietly.

"Looking for star looking for love, you are my star. I will always make you shine forever you’re my heart. Looking for star, looking for love so that no sorrow can come here I will protect you forever. Forever you are my star"

A short silence filled the room, the two men sitting before you in a state of almost shock as you sang the final note. It wasn't long until a "wow" could be heard, followed by a short applause.

"encore! encore!"

"piss off"

@hobisbeech - mingi + yunho #10 - sorry its so late ㅠㅠ

[yeontanismypresident]

HEY! i love your work so much~ I was just curious because i've seen your interactions with your friends and it is really cute and I wanted to know who you ship your mutuals with!

Hello! Omg thank you cutie uwu, that means a ton to me!! <3 That's actually a good question! Never been asked that before. Hmm, okay obviously I want to ship them with their bias, but I won't do that today akqkfosm. Please don't hate me babies ily 💗

@hobisbeech - I'm gonna have to say either Yoongi

@withluv-gigi - I can see her with Jin or Jungkook

@sugarrimajins - My lil cupcake I see with Jungkook

@chloefran - I see this cutie with Hoseok or Jimin (yes, I know that's her bias but she would legit look cute with him 🥺)

@sugasheart - My lil flower would look cute with Tae or Namjoon

@ddaeng-angmoh - My baby belongs with Tae

@sparky-isnt-a-vampire - I can see this lovely with Yoongi or Namjoon

[yeontanismypresident]

Tag Game~

I was tagged by @today-we-will-survive 💜

Name: Dana

Nickname: Dan

Star sign: virgo

Gender: female

Sexuality: bisexual

Favorite color: blue (literally any shade)

Time right now: 7:10am

Average hours of sleep: uhh depends on the day and what I have going on the next day tbh

Lucky number(s): I don’t have any 😬

Last thing I googled: soft aesthetics 

Number of blankets: two

Favorite fictional character: um, I’m gonna go with Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter

What are you wearing: pajama shorts and a tshirt

Favorite book: Harry Potter (all of the books bc I can’t choose)

Favorite musician(s): BTS

Dream job: okay this one is hard for me bc I have two. Being a nurse or being an ESL teacher

Number of followers: 2,680

When did you create your blog: September 26, 2018 

What do you post about: BTS

What made you decide to get tumblr: I used to write fanfics, but I was always too embarrassed to post anything. I made this tumblr and decided to give it one more try, and it’s actually really fun

When did your blog reach it’s peak? Um, hopefully it hasn’t reached it’s peak sdhaj

Do you get asks on a daily basis: I wouldn’t say daily, but when I do it’s really fun to answer and talk to people

Why did you choose your url: That...is a good question. I love Yeontan (bc dogs are cute) and as for the “ismypresident” I always say “___ is my president” as a joke to my friends because it annoys them 😂

Tag 20 people: (Don’t feel obligated to do this if you don’t want to!) @hobisbeech @ddaeng-angmoh @btsbiaswreckedwriting @sugarrimajins @justbangtanandjams @delightfulyoongi @delightfullyyoongi @marvelobsession2point0 @rosita7703 @btsstan4life @sugamoonv @daydream-hobii @breadcaaat @king-of-the-rain-and-wolves @lifeissugakookie @cjisluckycharm @xsmilebitesx @vannilacake @ddaengyoonmin @tzuyyyuuu 

[x-useobwa-x]

༄ Swipe, baby! | Part 10 - TihGib Entertainment

Idol!Taehyung x Reader sm/au

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➺ Word count: 1,5k

Genre: Crack humor, Romance/Fluff

╰ You both swiped right on each others tinder profile with no pictures of yourselves.

You keep the details on the low; no names, no nothing, only your ages. To keep the interest until the meeting, you started talking casually, but little did you know that the guy that's trying to get into your pants is no one else than Kim Taehyung, Singer of BTS, and little does he know, that you are completely whipped for the man, an army by heart since day 1.

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Fuck.

Everyone would probably wonder how you ended up in this situation, well- you certainly do. Here you are, sitting in a very fancy restaurant, having dinner with a stranger from Tinder. Except for the fact that the stranger was Kim Taehyung. And that he is now drenched in a combination of water and your saliva. You certainly know how to make a first impression.

„I... I should probably..“ Taehyung says, as he gestures circles around his face with one hand and points to towards the bathroom with the other.

„Yes... you- you probably should..“ you say with a nervous laughter as you watch him get up and walk away. Jesus christ. You really did not mean to spit a mouth full of water right into his face when he sat down and you first saw him.

You're nervously sipping on your drink as you watch Taehyung making his way back to your table.

„Should I wait until you're done drinking before I sit down this time?“ he says jokingly.

„No... no it's fine. I'm sorry, just- just sit down,“ you say as you exhale in embarrassment.

„Alright“ is all he says as he lowers himself onto his chair with a little laughter.

„I'm sorry that I spat my drink all over you it's just... I'm not used to going on a blind date with a handsome... stranger.“

You notice how Taehyungs eyebrows twitch for a second as the word ‚stranger‘ reaches his ears.

„Stranger? You don't know who I am?“ he says cocky.

„Well, I don't know anything, not even your name, all I do know that your dick really needs to bust a nut, but other than that...“ you say, a playful smirk dancing on your lips.

„I... uhm, wo-would you excuse me again for a short second?“ Taehyung rambles as he gets up from his seat, hitting his knee on the table, causing his glass to fall over.

„Oh my god I'm so sorry.“ The embarrassment is evident on his face as he awkwardly tries to pick up his glass. You have to hold back a very big grin, and you just wave your hand to signalize him that it's okay if he leaves again. You watch as he leaves while he mumbles a couple more sorry's towards you, and then take one of the napkins to dry the mess as soon as his silhouette disappears behind the bathroom door.

When Taehyung comes walking back, he suddenly radiates an unreal amount of confidence. Pulling his chair back a bit too rough, he sits down nonchalantly with a shit-eating grin on his face.

„So, shall we finally introduce ourselves?“ he says, pouring some wine for the both of you. „By the way, do not worry about the menu, it's already been ordered and paid for.“ he adds, smiling ever so widely.

„Well, wow? I guess? You seem to have a lot of money considering the fact that the food is already taken care of and no one else is in here,“ you say, eyeing your wine as you give it a good swirl.

„Huh, not to brag but- I rented it out so we could have some privacy. By the way, did I ever mention I am the Co-CEO of a famous company?“

„Oh is that so? Which company is that supposed to be?“ you ask cocking an eyebrow.

„TihGib Entertainment. We're casting... well, entertainers.“

You almost snort a laughter as you take a sip of your wine as he answers. This is the best date of your life. Never would you have expected to sit in front of V, but what you really would have never expected, was that you both would play each other.

„Ahh I see, I'm sorry, what was your name again?“ you say as you hold back a smirk that's dangerously tugging on the corners of your mouth.

„Choi Taehyung.“

„Taehyung, okay, got it. Hi. I'm y/n,“ you respond, a warm tone coating your voice.

He's placing his hand on yours as he smiles and this is it. You're choking on your wine. As you're coughing and gasping for air, he's getting up to pat your back in attempt to help you breathe.

„Are you okay?“

„Y-Yes,“ you cough out. „Yes totally okay. I'm fine, really, I'm great, the best I've ever been.“

You're not okay. How could you? You're on a date, with Kim Taehyung, who just happens to be your bias, and he just touched you. Never in a billion dreams would you ever have expected that to happen one day. But as it seems ‚one day‘ is in fact today, and the fact that you started a game you did not expect to take these turns has you, well, nervous- to say the least. On the other hand, it has you just as excited because you are well aware of what's going on while he really is not.

„Well, enough about myself. How about you tell me something about you?“ Taehyungs eyes are piercing through your soul, a very curious expression on his face as he rests his chin on his folded hands.

„Well, I'm a barista, working for a fairly popular coffee-chain. Starbucks, you might have heard from them,“ you say as you giggle with an evil hint. „Well, some of my customers are very pushy. Especially one. He always wants me to call him... daddy.“ you add, paying a lot of attention to what kind of reaction it spurs on his face. You're pleased when you see his tongue poking out, wetting his lip and continues with dragging his teeth across his lower lip in the most subtle way. He's swallowing hard and the way his adams apple bobs in his throat tells you just how intrigued he is.

„Do you like that?“ he asks.

You know exactly what he's talking about, but you can't find it in yourself to stop playing around.

„Do I like what?

„Do you like calling people that? Daddy?“ he asks again, a hint of unpatience evident in his voice as he's fidgeting with the hem of his sleeve.

„Well, I don't know, you tell me... daddy,“ you say with a sly smirk.

That's it. That's the moment a low growl leaves Taehyungs throat and you'd be so sure that he'd be ready to jump your bones right in this moment if it wasn't for the waiter that's interrupting you, presenting the dish as he's proudly placing it on the table. Taehyung catches himself again and politely thanks the waiter for his service.

As an Army, you know exactly how to push Taehyungs buttons, you know exactly what kinda game you have to play, the fun part is, that he doesn't. You're pretty torn between behaving like you usually would, or going all out, I mean, this'll probably be your only chance to ever get things going with the Kim Taehyung, so you really don't know. Should you seduce him like you would with any other guy? Should you play into his cards and be exactly what he desires? Not that you're only interested in his dick per se, no not at all, but if you're realistic, that's most likely all you'll ever get and if the chance is served to you on a silver plate, you might as well just take the offer. In the end, thats exactly what you signed up for in the first place.

Therefore, your mind is pretty much made up. You're going for the simple way- you're playing with his primal instincts.

You take your knife and fork and cut a tiny piece of your steak and slowly bring your hand towards your lips and you, just as slowly, take the piece into your mouth. As you begin to chew, you let out a moan.

„This is so good..“ you breathe as you eye Taehyung, who's sitting there, heavy lidded as he locks eyes with you.

„That is such a good... piece... of meat...“ you say seductively and you see Taehyung holding his bottom lip between his teeth and averting his gaze towards his crotch for a short moment. He's painfully pressing his eyes shut and furrowing his eyebrows as he now faces the ceiling, speaking silent prayers to whomever.

‚Almost there.‘

You're smiling to yourself. Men are just so easy. All you need is to give him the final blow.

„Don't you want to eat?“ you ask him with the sweetest of voices.

„Oh yeah. Yeah I do.“ Just as he picks up the cutlery, your foot meets his shin softly, and you lock eyes with him as you gently drag your foot up towards his inner thigh, taking a sip of your glass of wine.

That's the second Taehyung lets go of the good silver and slams his hands on the table, standing up abruptly.

‚Gotcha.‘

„Excuse me,“ he calls out to the waiter. „Could we have the food to-go?“

a/n: wow what the actual fUCK? Ooof this chapter had me: in t e a r s. I laughed SO much as I wrote it, I can't put it into words. This was one of the most fun and crackhead writing sessions I've ever had and oh my god, tomorrow the second part will drop for y'all! Brace yourselves, you're in for a ride. 🤪

Taglist:

@foreverconfused-foreverlost @depressed-philosophers-daughter @hobisbeech @torrentmgc @rjsmochii @xxqueenwxtchxx @messedupfangirl05 @xosetsuna @babyboyjiminn @stray-kids-in-your-area @thefooolonthehill @yeosinlana @sippinpeachtea @stbangtan @kpopkermit @d-noona @sarahleslie123 @sociallyawkwardforever @oodlespadoodle