#hobie is a perlex kid

[punkeropercyjackson]

I told @hobiesdump i was gonna tell them why Hobie would be a son of Poseidon so here it is as a post instead of an ask like i said i'd send since i realized i have excuse to spread my Seapunk lover Hobie headcanon and 'Hobie Brown is Percy Jackson' knowledge

He's implied to be jamaican and therefore carribean

He can have a shark motif because he gets a bad rep for self-defense but is actually a huge sweetie and a cutie pie

He wants to 'destroy' the system and corruption('Perseo',Percy's full name means 'destroyer')

'I hate labels'/'The sea does not like to be restrained'

He's a canon team dad so 'Father Neptune'

I can't stand his Arms Race hair update but blonde with pink tips falls under mermaidcore dye style

This is just based off vibes but.Surfer Hobie is real to me,his favorite kind of jamaican cuisine is the sea food and he can diy seashall/pearl/etc jewelry

And finally:Hobiecore images(ft implied transmasc Hobie)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Visuals of my Gwen Stacysona

Lex de los Santos!!Technically they're a Variant within a Variant because they're a Spidersona of my Pjosona from the books adapted for my Dead Sea Siblings/Spiderpunk!Percy,Spiderwoman!Hazel and Spiderman!Nico au and they carry the Ghostspider mantle!Picked Gwen as my counterpart because she's so me-coded and same for Percy as Hobie and Nico as Miles👍🏼Hazel is her own thing because i made her a Spiderperson way back for a whole different crossover.The Spiderverse is versing-

[punkeropercyjackson]

Might as well post this before i forget about it again

[punkeropercyjackson]

Helppppppp i based my Percy Jackson design on the Hobie Brown with headphones concept art so every time i see fanart of that Hobie i keep thinking it's Percy and the ones of him and canon Hobie together aren't helping because i hc them as besties/pseudo-brothers.It's so fucking funny but also dissapointing because Pjoheads' 'afrolatino' Percy designs are ugly as shit.Lightskin Percy is crazy and as a Percy selfshipper y'all couldn't handle my Percy and i'd rather kms than thirst after the white gringo poser punk fanon.Relatedly make sure you read Hobie's comics,i did a readin' list for y'all

[punkeropercyjackson]

100 NOTES IN ONE DAY?????????????BITCH AND I THOUGHT I'M DOWN BAD

Percy Jackson to me btw,if you even care🙄

[punkeropercyjackson]

The contrast between normie Pjo fans' 'punk Percy aus' vs my Percy as an afropunk........White poser rebel rich boy who brags about his status and lets his girlfriend bully him to prove he's not a misogynist vs Gender ambiguous resident of Manshattan,Rizz City and anarchistic self-taught professional instigator with superhuman diy game,team parent skills that put literal gods to shame and enough street cred to fill 14+ books.Annabeth and her suburdinate ahh drip can keep au Percy,i'm offering canon Percy Cotton Candy Bang and one of my earbuds as subliminal messaging

[punkeropercyjackson]

They just like me fr fr🤞🏼🤞🏼

[punkeropercyjackson]

The good side of this is that i get to say i have Percy Jackson autism.The bad side is Literally Everything Else(Also if you call characters an 'adhd and autism duo' because one's goofy and the other's serious,you will die and go to hell)

[punkeropercyjackson]

It's making me cotton candy bang my head against shit how much Percy and Hobie have in common.Troubled but good kid slay.Afro-dominican New Yorker and Jamaican-English and those're the places where punk started and they're both anarchists and proffessional instigators who help out around communities and always look out for the little guy instead of just being edgy douchebags no matter what it costs them because they want to do the right thing.No masking game autistics.Trans femmes who come across as masc only to normies.Chillaxed and super kind and love cute shit and people but also have major street cred and strong as fuck backbone and the reason they're so kind is that their childhood was beyond brutal so as they grew up they decided to be the positive older figure in younger peoples lives they didn't get to have to the point they act like Team Dad's.The EXACT same sense of humor and the blue color motif and taste in music and the habit of their expressions always either being major intimidating or meme level goofy.Spidermutt and Mrs.O'Leary are the same thang.Widely regarded as super cool in-universe and correctly so but they're huge dorks when you get down to it but that only makes them cooler.6'something with guitarist fingers and nicknames instead their full first names and the oldest and most experienced heroes in the main cast.The only depiction of Hobie's dad we've gotten is him being a deadbeat to go do supernatural shit a la Poseidon.Gwen is the Hazel to Hobie's Percy since she's a younger trans girl who's a pastel ray of sunshine with dorky interests but runs her mouth and disrespects authority as much as they do and they only encourage them to and they both got an abusive dad who's a corrupted figure,dead mom's and their own significant experience in heroism before meeting them and Percy gifted Nico,another ghostkid,a Ramones shirt and gave him shelter multiple times after he was homeless because Hades/Pluto is as much of a fucking cunt as George is.Look at Karl,Mattea and Riot Heart!Riri's writing and tell me they don't remind you of Jason,Clarisse and Annabeth.Miguel and Jessica are giving Poseidon and Sally.They even both have awful singing voices.OH MY FUCKING GOD???????????????

[punkeropercyjackson]

A piece of media:Here's a character who is a total weirdo!!They don't conform to social norms and in fact actively oppose them but it didn't start out that way,it's just their personality is so different from what's considered 'normal' that they got sick of being treated badly for it their whole life so they stopped giving shit and are just unashamedly their freak ass self,aren't they the coolest?They're also considered unsual even by other outcasts,have an unconventional relathionship to gender,odd tastes and interests too and take on an almost parental role on instinct to younger characters because they want them to have a better life than they did,such role models for the kids watching/reading/playing this that don't fit in and feel alone!!

The fandom,every fucking time,for some reason:Hmmm..........Yeah,idk,i just don't think they're autistic,i mean it's not like they have any symptoms :/ They just don't the tism vibe,ykwim?

[punkeropercyjackson]

I love Margo so much and percade 🥰

Margo is a Percade kid like how Hobie is a Perlex kid!!