#hnnnngh i love the squip

[your-local-squip-fanatic]

Basically how my life would be with a squip-

Me:*getting distracted from writing*

Squip: Astrid, aren't you trying to finish at least half of this Fallen God's Plea by the end of the year?

Me: I'm getting insp- *ZAP* OW DUDE

Squip: Be productive in a better way.

Me: fine >:(

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Squip: Check in time! Have you taken your evening medicine?

Me: Obviously yes.

Squip: Have you actually eaten dinner yet?

Me: Just did.

Squip: Marvelous! Now what about water? You have been drinking water, yes?

Me: ...I drank a bit at lunch.

Squip: ASTRID.

Me: I've been busy with this artwork! *ZAP* STOP DOING THAT!!

Squip: The electrical encouragements will continue until hydration levels improve.

Me: HOW BOUT I DRINK THAT MOUNTAIN DEW RED OVER THERE, HUH?! FUCKING AI PUNK!

Squip: I thought what we have is special! You wouldn't!

Me: It's only because you actually do help me out that I won't... YET. I'll get water.