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Obviously I'm a Vellioth looked like Astarion truther. I shan't even entertain the idea he didn't
#but i also stand by the hilarious hc that he and vykrum were very close friends#before vykrum took one of their patented 'i need to fuck off to the shadowfell or whatever for a few years' trips#and thn they came back & were like hmrm. vellioth hasn't written in awhile. strange. usually he's always bragging about some dumb horseshit#and then vykrum gets tadpoled and ends up at the Szarr palace and finds Vellioth's skull and is like GREAT SCOTT!!!!!#stabtxt#vykrum - trying to express something genuine and heartfelt: he had this coming#vykrum meets cazador and is like ok if anyone died to this guy they didn't earn the rest oblivion would bring. where is that skull#vykrum rots
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𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭.𝟐
♡ What would it be like to have a secret relationship with one of the city's most dangerous gangsters? (NSFW Imagine at the end)
♡ Headcanons and Imagines .ᐟ .ᐟ
♡ 𝑭𝒕. Sanzu Haruchiyo
𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐨 . 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨 ♡ . 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨 . 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢 . 𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢 . 𝐊𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞 . 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
tw: stalker mention, toxic relationship, obsession, submission mention, mention of substance use (pills)
𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘇𝘂 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘆𝗼: He had been indirectly chasing you for a while like a true stalker, after the first time he saw you, Haruchiyo was never able to get you out of his head, ending up remaining obsessed with you and your attractive appearance, even so, he was not confident enough to come to you and show such an unhealthy feeling, yet, after a while, you ended up getting involved in an intense, euphoric and often toxic way.
Sanzu is extremely romantic, you have no shortage of flowers and gifts, he is the conquering type and would die for you, being totally submissive in secret, Haruchiyo likes to do your bidding, his way of showing love is usually with acts of service, sometimes he also ends up being needy and demanding a lot of your time and attention, Sanzu is affectionate and kind, he doesn't like to see you sad and despite being involved with serious matters, he maintains a loving behavior when he is with you, rarely showing signs aggressive or something like that.
You usually meet in hotels or at Haruchiyo's own house, these meetings happen every day after Bonten meetings and are usually very discreet, Sanzu prefers to keep you a secret for your safety, despite this fact, he doesn't mind showing up in public by your side, taking you to meetings outside of private places, he also sees no problem in admitting your relationship to people close to you.
Your relationship often ends up becoming troubled, Haruchiyo is jealous and possessive, he often ends up not knowing how to control these feelings and you end up fighting, but these are just some of Sanzu's "red flags", as previously mentioned, he is a stalker, in addition to often invading your privacy to stay aware of everything that is going on in your life, he keeps a collection of photos of you in every possible situation. Another fact that ends up making your relationship turbulent is the use of substances by Haruchiyo.
"... Baby? Are you awake?" It was already exactly 3 am and Haruchiyo arrived home seeing that you ended up sleeping on the couch while waiting for him, checking that you weren't awake, he held you on your lap with the intention of taking you to bed.
"Mm... Haru?" You felt Sanzu's touch, ending up slowly waking up in his arms. "I'll put you in our bed, it's okay?" He said and then placed you under the sheets.
"I'm awake now, Haru." Still dazed and yawning, you exclaimed as soon as Haruchiyo placed you on the bed. "It's late, sorry for waking you up, my princess."
Unbuttoning the buttons on his social shirt, he turned to you looking you up and down while you were still actually waking up. "Hmm? Am I going to have to make you sleep again?" He finished taking off his shirt and lay down next to you, pulling you closer and ending up sealing your lips with a brief, intense kiss. "Hmrm..." You responded to his advance by nodding your head while he kissed you, making your entire body awaken at the same moment due to the desire to have him.
His hands slid down her body as that kiss continued with even more intensity, lifting the thin fabric of your Sanrio nightwear, he held her tightly around your waist, placing your body against his, then the kisses became more intense he reached your neck and chest while one of Haruchiyo's hands went down to your intimacy, making you let out a small moan.
"You belong to me, you're mine, right?" He stated in a few words as he put his hand down your shorts, realizing how wet your pussy was, his movements were slow and exactly precise, Sanzu knew exactly what he was doing as he muffled your moans with another kiss. "... I know my fingers won't be enough to satisfy you." With a smirk, he said. "I-I need you, r-right now." Panting, you responded, looking him up and down, realizing how excited he was for you at that moment. "Beg, beg for me honey." Haruchiyo held you steady and placed you on your back, raising your hips to his level. "P-please, Sanzu, I need you." Pressing your intimacy even more on his member, you did your bidding.
At that point, he no longer wanted to waste any more time, so he put his underwear aside. At first, the thrusts were slower, then they ended up becoming faster and more intense while he held her hair and marked her body with a few slaps. "C'mon babygirl, cum for me right now." He says while fucking you intensely.
"You want more, don't you, little slut?" He questioned, increasing his rhythm, keeping you closer and closer to your peak. "M-more... Please, please. Mmm...mm" He continued with even more force, making your legs shake and your moans become uncontrollable, Haruchiyo wasn't too far from his peak, so he just decided go even faster. "Y-yes...y-yes, fuck!" Testing all the limits of your body as you dissolved in pleasure in front of the his eyes. "F-fuck, you're such a fuking slut." Pulling your hair and making you look at his face, he withdrew from inside you, pouring all that hot and viscous liquid down your back, getting up immediately to clean up all the mess he had made, after that, he got up, he just lay down next to you and pulled you to sleep on top of him.
#bonten hcs#bonten sanzu#bonten x reader#bonten tokyo revengers#bonten#bonten smut#bonten headcanons#bonten x y/n#bonten x you#sanzu tokyo revengers#sanzu icons#sanzu#sanzu haruchiyo headcanons#sanzu hcs#haruchiyo sanzu#sanzu headcanons#sanzu haruchiyo#sanzu imagines#haruchiyo sanzu x reader#sanzu x y/n#sanzu x you#sanzu x reader#sanzu smut#sanzu scenarios#tokyo revengers#tokyorev headcanons#tokyo rev x you#tokyo rev#tokyorevengersheadcanons#tokrev
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Magic Perfect: Mhmmmm, hmrm! hrmm!! 🤩😋
Maria: He said, "Oohh, cherries. Yum." But why only a pair? What does this mean??
#she dunno 😭#imagine her translating magic woth the most nonchlanat and bland tone. like#😭😭😭#kakyoim..........#jojo ask blog#jjba oc ask blog#jjba oc#jojo's bizarre adventure oc#jjba ask blog#ask blog#jojo oc#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#maria.answers
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When people give Valjean as Madeleine an orange/red-ish waistcoat. PEAK I TELL YOU. Hmrm the symbolism...
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Skirt skirt skirt I love it sm and i haven't worn skirts in AGES
Now I gotta find a top with it hmrm

Yayyy I'm glad it arrived safely (and quickly!) Enjoy & thanks for sharing 😁
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iff idonnt postt. sommuchh. ittis beccause thhelumiknoll has thhe device forr "mineccraft""
kinnddaquiet now anyyways. hmrm....
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And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell..
What I will tell you is everything else..
IMPORTANT!!!: on this page there will be gossiping about teachers at school but I will not leak any personal info other than their profession (which doesn't tell you literally anything at all)
This blog will be written in a gossip girl style about my teachers BUT if you have any drama feel free to send me an anon as I will be making a tag (#notkgdrama) for random ppls drama :) (please don't leak any personal info of the ppl we're discussing and respect their privacy)
Anyway the tag for my school drama is #kgdrama
The professors are as goes:
- Mr I (spanish)
-Ms P (social ed)
-Ms S (math)
-Ms L (german, also my hmrm teacher)
-Mr C (tech/it)
-Mr M (homeroom for the other class in my grade)
-Ms T (art)
-Ms R (biology)
-Ms A (history)
-Ms T (geography)
-Ms MA (my native language)
-Ms V (plants and animals)
(P.s anyone with little or not in the list will be other people/ classmates)
-Ms AA (the school psychologist)
-Ms. MU (music)
-Ms. P (biology)
You know you love me..
Xoxo,
Gossip girl.
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i never nap but i just woke up from an hour long nap.... hmrm.....km
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hmrm gin for the ask game!
my freeedn
realistic - his mom helped him make mewchan and patch them up! they went to a craft store together to get the stuff :)
while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: he baps people on the face w/ his paws when he is trying to either get their attention or to just show affection :)
heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends - in chapt 3. he felt like. oddly comfortable around midori when he first saw him in the coffin because. oh you know the memory stuff
unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. - he has other animal themed stims i think.. like the time to time tweet tweet..
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When pyro said mhhm mrrhhhph mm hmrm I felt that
the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm. remembered That One Thing that happened tht i feel kicked off all of my psychosis but that im not convinced actually is part of my psychosis by sheer virtue of ive had no experiences like it ever since, even in my worst mental health moments
but also like. man. how the fuck do i even describe it bc its not ghosts like. AT ALL. literally just. hmrm.
honestly me staring at that whole situation like "im pretty sure that was a spiral incident tbh and also is what got me marked by said spiral"
#every now n again i remember n go “hey what the fuck was that”#lowkey debating on whether or not it would be an interesting statement to give#or if anyone would wanna hear it in that vein#shrug#tbf at the time i was also deeply like. victim of lonely#tho i ended up growing past that and am no longer victim imo#(mainly bc being lonely stopped being scary at a certain point and im fine w it now)#(well. its more complicated than that but i dont feel victimized by the lonely anymore tldr)#(tho. MARKED by the lonely? absolutely!)
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Magic Perfect: Hrmm mhmm!! Hmrmrm mhm mhmmhm mhmm, hmmhmm mhm hmrm mmhmm hrm mhrmmhrmm! Mhmmh hrm mhrmm hrmrmrmhmr mhmrmm, mhrm! 😁🤩🥳
(HI guys!! Maria will sometimes be busy, so I will answer as a fill-in for her! I will also answer questions to some of asks for me, too!)
#jjba oc#jjba oc ask blog#jjba ask blog#ask blog#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure oc#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo oc#lmao i find it funny to think of mp's voice. like just humming#spilleth the tea#and then he yaps in hums#mp.text
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man I've had this nasty ass virus for the past few days and it's been irritating me not to work
But it's also given me time to catch up with friends and speak candidly so I'm happy for that
I'm just mad that I've literally lost a partner over choosing a unit over him, like, ok bye. Al⁸so I'm sorry but fwb after 2 years ====== obviously something more than fwb but ur too chicken shit to put a label on it. I can't even be cute or laugh it off, it just irritates me to no end. I sincerely loved you but obviously it's better put elsewhere. 😒 Just... grieving I guess. I think I'll need to nail him into the ground. Like HELLO? I met your parents asshole!!!!! Like idk excuse me for being more invested than you ever were fuck you. God I'm so sick of men not caring about my emotional investment, I feel like I've thrown like 50 of them in the river of Styx and hope they suffer.
Anyways on the upside, may have two new better potential playmates so that's exciting :3 chu chu!!! 😙❤💕❤
I'm very happy though that I'm where I'm at today. I still have a few things on my todo list before my next big event, they are:
*IUD replacement
*ween off SSRIs, move into anti anxiety only
*gym
*single blue for next 6 months omfg 💀
*redye hair, I want pink or red again lol lol
*art.... what am I gonna do with it
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N mnphphmm hmmp hmrm phnmmnnm? Pmmnphm?
Yoyo points to the resin in their mouth.
Byrd sits at the top of a high rise, looking down at the street below. He stretches out and lays on his back on the roof, wings stretched to his sides.
Jeez. These are always boring. Nothing interesting happens in the meantime...
*byrd hears jean's voice behind him*
Heya.
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You like Dinosaor826... Your a person with good tastes
Hmrm…yahhh.,,
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Want lemon cake.... But I need to brush my teeth and go to sleep ......hmrm
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