#hmrm

[thebuttsmcgee]

Collector: What's so great about that human anyway! >:~(

Collector after having a heart-to-heart with Luz with dried up tears: i get it. I 100% get it

[paperhandsexe]

i will say sorry rn to the folks that were expecting a more serious thing, but i shift between shallow, silly stuff to deep "damn that's fucked huh?" often so unfortunately yall got the silly one

[buccini555]

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭.𝟐

♡ What would it be like to have a secret relationship with one of the city's most dangerous gangsters? (NSFW Imagine at the end)

♡ Headcanons and Imagines .ᐟ .ᐟ

♡ 𝑭𝒕. Sanzu Haruchiyo

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐨 . 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨 ♡ . 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨 . 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢 . 𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢 . 𝐊𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞 . 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐀𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢

tw: stalker mention, toxic relationship, obsession, submission mention, mention of substance use (pills)

𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘇𝘂 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘆𝗼: He had been indirectly chasing you for a while like a true stalker, after the first time he saw you, Haruchiyo was never able to get you out of his head, ending up remaining obsessed with you and your attractive appearance, even so, he was not confident enough to come to you and show such an unhealthy feeling, yet, after a while, you ended up getting involved in an intense, euphoric and often toxic way.

Sanzu is extremely romantic, you have no shortage of flowers and gifts, he is the conquering type and would die for you, being totally submissive in secret, Haruchiyo likes to do your bidding, his way of showing love is usually with acts of service, sometimes he also ends up being needy and demanding a lot of your time and attention, Sanzu is affectionate and kind, he doesn't like to see you sad and despite being involved with serious matters, he maintains a loving behavior when he is with you, rarely showing signs aggressive or something like that.

You usually meet in hotels or at Haruchiyo's own house, these meetings happen every day after Bonten meetings and are usually very discreet, Sanzu prefers to keep you a secret for your safety, despite this fact, he doesn't mind showing up in public by your side, taking you to meetings outside of private places, he also sees no problem in admitting your relationship to people close to you.

Your relationship often ends up becoming troubled, Haruchiyo is jealous and possessive, he often ends up not knowing how to control these feelings and you end up fighting, but these are just some of Sanzu's "red flags", as previously mentioned, he is a stalker, in addition to often invading your privacy to stay aware of everything that is going on in your life, he keeps a collection of photos of you in every possible situation. Another fact that ends up making your relationship turbulent is the use of substances by Haruchiyo.

"... Baby? Are you awake?" It was already exactly 3 am and Haruchiyo arrived home seeing that you ended up sleeping on the couch while waiting for him, checking that you weren't awake, he held you on your lap with the intention of taking you to bed.

"Mm... Haru?" You felt Sanzu's touch, ending up slowly waking up in his arms. "I'll put you in our bed, it's okay?" He said and then placed you under the sheets.

"I'm awake now, Haru." Still dazed and yawning, you exclaimed as soon as Haruchiyo placed you on the bed. "It's late, sorry for waking you up, my princess."

Unbuttoning the buttons on his social shirt, he turned to you looking you up and down while you were still actually waking up. "Hmm? Am I going to have to make you sleep again?" He finished taking off his shirt and lay down next to you, pulling you closer and ending up sealing your lips with a brief, intense kiss. "Hmrm..." You responded to his advance by nodding your head while he kissed you, making your entire body awaken at the same moment due to the desire to have him.

His hands slid down her body as that kiss continued with even more intensity, lifting the thin fabric of your Sanrio nightwear, he held her tightly around your waist, placing your body against his, then the kisses became more intense he reached your neck and chest while one of Haruchiyo's hands went down to your intimacy, making you let out a small moan.

"You belong to me, you're mine, right?" He stated in a few words as he put his hand down your shorts, realizing how wet your pussy was, his movements were slow and exactly precise, Sanzu knew exactly what he was doing as he muffled your moans with another kiss. "... I know my fingers won't be enough to satisfy you." With a smirk, he said. "I-I need you, r-right now." Panting, you responded, looking him up and down, realizing how excited he was for you at that moment. "Beg, beg for me honey." Haruchiyo held you steady and placed you on your back, raising your hips to his level. "P-please, Sanzu, I need you." Pressing your intimacy even more on his member, you did your bidding.

At that point, he no longer wanted to waste any more time, so he put his underwear aside. At first, the thrusts were slower, then they ended up becoming faster and more intense while he held her hair and marked her body with a few slaps. "C'mon babygirl, cum for me right now." He says while fucking you intensely.

"You want more, don't you, little slut?" He questioned, increasing his rhythm, keeping you closer and closer to your peak. "M-more... Please, please. Mmm...mm" He continued with even more force, making your legs shake and your moans become uncontrollable, Haruchiyo wasn't too far from his peak, so he just decided go even faster. "Y-yes...y-yes, fuck!" Testing all the limits of your body as you dissolved in pleasure in front of the his eyes. "F-fuck, you're such a fuking slut." Pulling your hair and making you look at his face, he withdrew from inside you, pouring all that hot and viscous liquid down your back, getting up immediately to clean up all the mess he had made, after that, he got up, he just lay down next to you and pulled you to sleep on top of him.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#71 Custody Battle

Odin: Hey, where are you going? This is how you resolve conflict? No wonder you're single

Kratos*growls at Odin as he carries you in his arms*

Odin: Oh, come on, am I talking to myself here? I say they're a part of my family you say, "Grr." I say "Can we talk about this?" You say, "Grr." I don't call that communication.

Kratos*Growls at Odin as he hands a happy you towards Adam*Hmrm...

Odin: See, that's your answer to everything

THAT'S THE BIGGEST REVEAL YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING KRATOS IS YOUR DADA!

Part 7 of

[bamsara]

I need more cosplay ideas for MoMoCon this year, I still have the Sun and Moon cosplays + masks I made, they just need to be repaired a bit, but that gives me two days of no cosplay hmrm. I have uh *looks at watch* a little under two months to make 2 somethings if I can figure it out

[shopwitchvamp]

Skirt skirt skirt I love it sm and i haven't worn skirts in AGES

Now I gotta find a top with it hmrm

Yayyy I'm glad it arrived safely (and quickly!) Enjoy & thanks for sharing 😁

[glowling-posting]

iff idonnt postt. sommuchh. ittis beccause thhelumiknoll has thhe device forr "mineccraft""

kinnddaquiet now anyyways. hmrm....

[garf-lover96]

i never nap but i just woke up from an hour long nap.... hmrm.....km

[logicroute]

hmrm gin for the ask game!

my freeedn

realistic - his mom helped him make mewchan and patch them up! they went to a craft store together to get the stuff :)

while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: he baps people on the face w/ his paws when he is trying to either get their attention or to just show affection :)

heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends - in chapt 3. he felt like. oddly comfortable around midori when he first saw him in the coffin because. oh you know the memory stuff

unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. - he has other animal themed stims i think.. like the time to time tweet tweet..

[ramusn]

Weighted Blanket

Bruce and Tim working for the last 96 hours with nothing but 2 hours of sleep and a granola bar they shared.

Dick: You two have forced my hand you know?

Bruce & Tim: Hmrm

Dick: Jason, I repeat, Jason, is worried about the two of you.

Bruce & Tim: Hmrm 

Dick: Okay, Clark, Conner, please 8 hours of sleep each.

Bruce & Tim: *distressed* Hmrm.

Clark and Conner pick them up and just act as weighted blankets so Bruce and Tim can’t escape.

[chaoticsh3p]

When pyro said mhhm mrrhhhph mm hmrm I felt that

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

[thepancakewitch]

man I've had this nasty ass virus for the past few days and it's been irritating me not to work

But it's also given me time to catch up with friends and speak candidly so I'm happy for that

I'm just mad that I've literally lost a partner over choosing a unit over him, like, ok bye. Al⁸so I'm sorry but fwb after 2 years ====== obviously something more than fwb but ur too chicken shit to put a label on it. I can't even be cute or laugh it off, it just irritates me to no end. I sincerely loved you but obviously it's better put elsewhere. 😒 Just... grieving I guess. I think I'll need to nail him into the ground. Like HELLO? I met your parents asshole!!!!! Like idk excuse me for being more invested than you ever were fuck you. God I'm so sick of men not caring about my emotional investment, I feel like I've thrown like 50 of them in the river of Styx and hope they suffer.

Anyways on the upside, may have two new better potential playmates so that's exciting :3 chu chu!!! 😙❤💕❤

I'm very happy though that I'm where I'm at today. I still have a few things on my todo list before my next big event, they are:

*IUD replacement

*ween off SSRIs, move into anti anxiety only

*gym

*single blue for next 6 months omfg 💀

*redye hair, I want pink or red again lol lol

*art.... what am I gonna do with it

[gorepill]

what if i was able to stop being sleepy. hmrm. what then, have you considered such a possibility????

[sams-dumping-ground]

N mnphphmm hmmp hmrm phnmmnnm? Pmmnphm?

Yoyo points to the resin in their mouth.

Byrd sits at the top of a high rise, looking down at the street below. He stretches out and lays on his back on the roof, wings stretched to his sides.

Jeez. These are always boring. Nothing interesting happens in the meantime...

*byrd hears jean's voice behind him*

Heya.

[lapisbites]

You like Dinosaor826... Your a person with good tastes

Hmrm…yahhh.,,

[dave-of-cyscara]

oh wait u need writing ideas hmrm

how about just a simple modern au

...what kind of category of modern au. high school? college? coffee shop? tattoo parlor/florist? assign them random adult jobs? office au? "modern au" is so vague bruh