#hmmmmm big emo over them but what else is new

[fullscoreshenanigans]

#ray with a piping bag making frosting flowers w jemima

ray  being  a  stern  “eat  ur  vegetables”  type  cook  for  his  family,    but  also  ray  picking  up  baking  bc  he  knows  how  much  the  kids  appreciate  being  able  to  have  sweets  again……………………….  ray  making  cookies  and  sitting  down  with  his  elbows  on  the  table  and  threading  his  fingers  over  his  mouth  and  finding  it  hard  to  explain  to  emma    &.    norman  why  this  suddenly  makes  him  sad  but  the  kids  remember  yuugo  and  they  can  do  it  for  him  and

[justtwilightshitposts-blog]

So I got high as fuck and watched Twilight for the first time in 6 years and made a list of the thoughts running through my head. Anyways it’s under the cut, enjoy lol

Dramatic entry....

I don’t understand what she’s saying

Oh my god look at her stupid fucking cactus it’s so small and dumb

Why does she sound so miserable

Charlie her hair?? Really??

How is their house so big with one fucking bathroom

Charlie really had someone else decorate her room omg

Why is he such a good fucking dad. I want to cry

“Still dancin”..... aight, billy 

Jacob looks so fucking angsty

She’s so excited about this huge ugly piece of shit truck how is she straight

Did it ever get explained in the series where the fuck Jacob goes to school

“Nice ride” ahah SOOOO FUNNY

I don’t remember his name but why is he such a try hard

*Ball comes at Bella* bella: fUCK

Jessica: stay the FUCK away from my man

Jessica you weird

Mike stop

Who tf is that dude omg he just took his fucking chair

“FEATURES DEAD, ANGELA”

Oh my god Jess when she says eating disorders aakkskakdn

This background music does not fit the characters

Yeah they live together omg

How convenient. A family full of people who fuck each other except ONE

HIS FUCKING STARE

Why they got a fan in the classroom

No introduction to the new kid? Unrealistic. Blocked.

Stop staring at each other what the shit bruh

Just jump tf out the classroom damn

Edward trying to slam the door omggg

How she gonna know you Santa when you dressed normal, tf

Just grab the ketchup

Jesus Christ just talk to each other

Goodbye cell phone then

Day one and you’re doing homework ok

Why is Edward so fucking cringey

He couldn’t handle it so he just stayed home fucking pussy

They just straight up threw a fucking rock at her

Things were getting strange AFTER he stops going to school hmmmmm?

Seriously their house is good sized

This bitch just fucking ate shit what a clumsy gay

“You’re not in Phoenix anymore”

“I need your playlist”

Why is EVERYONE hitting on Bella. She doesn’t even look straight

“Hello” bruuhhhh

His voice, TF

What is the golden onion

Why does he talk like... that

Bonding over science. Haha. Get it. Bonding

“How’s the weather”

Cold n wet. Cool

He laughin. Lmao

Aw his smile

I feel so awkward watching this conversation

Why doesn’t this bitch just sit tf still Jesus Christ

“Wait hOLD UP why didn���t you go with your mom and Phil just curious haha I’m just trying to analyze you no biggie”

The fluorescents. Walks away. ????

How tf did this mf even manage to almost crash like what. How did it even happen

He out this mf

Everyone just like. Sat there for so long not doing anything??? Then BAM OMG BELLA ALSKAJNCKDO”

Carlisle is so fucking white Jesus

Did she never notice his eyes are the same color as Edwards

Fuckin snitch omg Carlisle is not happy

“Hey ex wife our daughter almost died lol call me back”

They are really just arguing in the middle of the hospital tf?

I was standing right next to you....

why does he look like that

Rude ass tf?

Edgy moon

Tf she dreaming about

Wait so like he didn’t even start out with anything low key he just straight up fucking watched her sleep after knowing her a week

God why does he look like that. All the time

Poor mike oh my god

She’s lived here a week how does she already have plans conveniently the night of prom. Get a better excuse Bella

Recycled tea

Why is he so fucking creepy “what’s in Jacksonville” mf HOW you know

Rude ass again what the shit

Why would Bella care if you go to prom with mike, Jessica

“We shouldn’t be friends” no one said you were???

“Our bus is full” 💀

Call your fucking mother you asshole

Charlie don’t talk about Phil

She just walks tf out lmaoooo

How did anyone NEVER say anything about them NEVER eating lunch

La PUSH

He just bounced a fuckin apple

Stop being so cryptic what the fuck

“Let’s say for arguments sake that I’m not smart” bitch me too the fuck

“What if I’m... the villain” shut up you fucking emo oh my god

Come to the beach lol

This is all so awkward

Why did they like hardly ever show Angela

“You’re a strong independent woman” how do people think she’s straight

“The Cullen’s don’t come here” so fucking dramatic

“Yeah yeah whatever enough of you, what about the CULLENS”

Wait. How long have the Cullen’s been around? How long ago was the treaty made???

This music is so fucking dramatic

Oh no it’s Santa....

These bitches gay as fuck too James looks so fucking gay

How is it the entire time she’s trying to figure out the Cullen’s not ONCE does she question the quilietes being descended from FUCKING WOLVES

All these prom dresses boring as fuck

Like what the fuck even is that material

Jess is fucking... phat

“Sorry I don’t do prom dresses I just like really wanna go to this bookstore”

I don’t even want to know what would have happened if Edward didn’t come get her from these creeps...

She legit is about to get gang raped and like. No one ever said anything about this guys what the fuck

Why does Edward look like a fucking crack addict

“Sorry I just REALLY wanna murder these guys”

You should put YOUR seat belt on

“Yeah were gonna do everything that consists of a date but it’s not a date ok?”

No way that tiny bitch is gonna eat that whole ass plate

I’m gonna make sure YOU eat but I won’t alright?

Fucking math nerd

How DID he know she was there???

“I feel very protective of you even though I’ve known you for like less than a month”

He can read minds it’s no biggie

“Cat” bitch me too!!!

I can’t read YOUR mind tho sorry

Wait so why are certain vampires given gifts?

I don’t wanna stay away from you anymore lol

Ooooo our dads are here

“Animal attack” *GLARE*

“Idk what to say I’m so sorry”

Charlie STOP MY HEART IS FUCKING BREAKING

Animals are attacking and you give her pepper spray?

Why tf did they roll his whole ass body out in plain view why the hell was he not in a body bag!!!!

“Oh OKAY everything is starting to come together”

What is this dramatic dream where he’s all emo drinking her blood what the fuck is happening

“Follow me into the woods just trust me”

I don’t find it believable that he speaks like he’s from a different time. His dialect would change with time. Imagine him in 2018 fuckin yeet this and dab that lmaoooo

Why when he runs his legs move and nothing else

How fast are they even going

Diamonds are a girls best friend. And vampires.

“I’m a killer” on cool aha I’m just chillin alone in the woods with u haha no biggie

Why are you being so dramatic Edward

He just yeeted that fucking rock lol

“I’ve never wanted to kill anyone until you”

You’re my drug....

his voice is cracking me tf up

“I’m not afraid of you I’m afraid of losing you” you fucking emo

I want to die

I zoned out an all I heard was “sick masochistic lion” .... alright

Let’s just lay in the grass in the middle of the fucking woods it’ll be cute!!!

Do they just. Stare at each other and not talk...

Why do they use sound effects for his skin lmao

“My crush is a vampire lol ❤️”

What’s Monte Carlo

Everyone is staring lmaoooo

The siblings are not happy lmao

Why would you turn someone into a vampire like there is no logical reason to be like “you’re dying so I’m gonna make you live FOREVER”

They’re just chillin in the rain lmao

Literally tho like being a vampire would be pointless and fucking torture Jesus Christ why would you force that on a dying person

“Wanna meet the fam lol jk u have no choice”

The fucking stare down between Edward and Jacobs dad I’m fucking deceased

“Just keepin it real, son” broooo

Does anyone remember at one point in this series Edward and Jacob just fucking switched Bella off like what the shit was that was I just hallucinating

They cooked for her :(

How long has it been since they cooked

Esme is my soul mate

We NEVER use the kitchen

Jesus CHRIST Rosalie chill the FUCK out

Calm down you FUCKING drama queen

Please don’t kill me lol

Alice you Sapphic ass coming in on a fuckin tree branch

“Bella and I are gonna become great friends” does... does she KNOW. You know bc she can see the future

Alice is so cheery oh god

I too would be dramatic enough to frame all of my several graduation caps

I don’t... sleep

Like he doesn’t even need a chair like their legs never get tired. If they wanted to they could just stand every second of every day

Edward it is the 21st century catch up on the tunes, man

The face she made when he twirled her lmaooo

“I’ll MAKE you dance” .... alright

Why did they like. Move midair

This tree jumping shit just does not look scientifically accurate

“This kind of stuff just doesn’t exist” ... the woods?

Let’s sit in a fucking tree and just talk forever

I wonder who wrote the song Edward wrote. It’s actually... good???

Why is the footprint on top of this fucking mound of dirt lol

Hey hey you You I don’t like your boyfriend

I would kill for Charlie

No one like ACTUALLY questions why a HUMAN foot print is found in the murder scene

“Go SOCIALIZE”

He just fucking comes out of nowhere fuck

How much time does this movie take the course over “only the last couple months” ????

“There’s always something I wanted to try” *kisses bella* you gonna tell me you’re 100+ years old and a virgin???????

This kissing scene must have been so awkward

He just fucking. Zooms back into the wall

Does Charlie not hear any of this???

Edward. She needs to sleep bro

I’m sorry but if my partner never slept I would never sleep with them like don’t fucking watch me sleep the shit???

He just fucking loves his gun

What is he doing over his head ??

We’re just gonna play a family game of baseball lol

Charlie cares so much :(

Charlie doesn’t even question that they’re going to play baseball in a thunderstorm

The baseball scene is in my top iconic scenes in cinematic history

Why do they keep the field so small if they hit the ball so far ???

Emmet my fuckboy baby

When emmet and Edward collide. Iconic.

These gay ass Mfers and their dramatic entrances

Why is putting her hair up going to help. It’s not her hair they smell it’s her blood? Right??

Vampires just go around claiming territory??

All around America??

James knows

Why do they hiss....

The fucking Cullen clan all just bend their knees and hiss like what the shit

“I can buckle MYSELF Edward”

This all went 0-100 real quick

Edward step up your acting game. Monotone ass mf

Charlie is so fucking confused

What even is she grabbing

Ok but Charlie’s so supportive of her and like all he cares about is her being safe oh my god

And he never knows that she didn’t mean any of what she said :((((((

That would fucking kill me oh my god poor Charlie

When they land on her truck... where are they coming FROM...

“Her kind” ... gingers?

Rosalie has a point...

Laurent was just a third wheel

Why do they drive so fast

How the hell was Bella even going to explain this to her mom??? What was her plan.

James.... Jesus your fucking face...

How did he get into the high school

You fucking dumbass you just gonna. Fight a fucking vampire? What is her plan? Fight him? Show up and take her mom and get out???

Also how did she even sneak past Alice and jasper

Wait how did he get this video

You dumb as shit bitch!!!

You can’t fight a vampire the fuck!!!

Why is the part where James shoved Edward against the mirror so sexually tense

This whole fucking ballet studio scene is just too dramatic

Why is she convulsing tho. Is that how it is when you turn into a vampire??? You fucking have a seizure???

Alice fucking SNAPPED

This whole series could have ended right here if they just let her fucking change into a vampire right then and there

Shut the fuck up and suck, Edward

Why her face look like.... that

Carlisle just PUSH HIM

Why are the tubes like ON her eyeballs

Edward sleeping... ha

The whole falling down the stairs bullshit story is so fucking ridiculous lmaoooo

“You’re texting” this movie is so old

Which leg is broken???

I almost killed you lol sorry. Also get the fuck out of Forks

Bella: *insert lady from lipstick in valentino bag vine*

Ok so her right leg is in the cast but in the hospital she was chillin in the bed with her right leg bent?

Jacob where did you come from lmao

“My dad paid me to come talk to you”

“Also you need to break up with your boyfriend”

The instant tension between Edward and Jacob and Bella is so fucking oblivious

“The wolves descend” REALLY EDWARD

Was their senior prom ever mentioned in the series???

She’s so fucking short omg

This music: A++

No seriously what is with everyone’s dresses being so ugly

“I want you always” bitch you just met like 2 months ago???

Bella is so desperate for the dick that she wants to become a fucking vampire

She actually thought he was gonna bite her at prom lmao????

They kiss so awkwardly

Victoria looks so jealous

And hot

Where is she going

Oh it’s over ok cool gn

[littlegranite]

1-10!!!

oh boy!!!!! this will be a little long because I ramble about my life a lot. so it’s going undercut

Who hurt you the most? ohhhh hmmmmm I mean... right now, its my most recent ex. Because like my confidence and my ability to build relationships/trust new people is just complete shattered. Like looking back at it, she was just a bad gf and I’m glad I’m not with her anymore... But I think about what went down at the end and it still makes me sick, what she did. But also, I dated this guy in high school who was emotionally/sexually abusive/manipulative to me. And that was so taxing. It was truly the darkest and most panicky my life got. And it still effects me occasionally today. It really sucks. But thankfully, each day I get further and further from it.

Who have you hurt the most? hmmmm this is tough, I don’t know! The times that I was really hurt, it was generally because the other person just didn’t care. So they’re probably not hurt. But I really don’t know. Maybe my recent ex, because she’s now unfollowed and blocked me on everything even though she was the one who wanted to be friends lol. I mean I guess I’ve been talking online about how hurt I’ve been and dealing with this grief and trauma, so she probably got tired of hearing that lmao. Imagine you hurt someone and then get shocked when they’re like “wow I’m kinda hurt” 

Who do you miss the most? oh god. hmm everyone? I always feel really emo and nostalgic for old best friends. Back in the old glory days of tumblr I was best friends with someone on here, who totally “dumped” me. We had a shaky friendship and probably became friends at a bad point in both of our lives. But I miss her because we had so much in common and she helped me at a very bad part of my life, so I really grasped to that friendship. I also really miss my family in England because I love them. 

Who do you want out of your life the most? who??? what does this mean. I want someone who Gets me, who is easy to be with, and is literally my best friend. I want someone who I can be myself and be comfortable with without any concern. I really thirst for the domestic independent life. I want a full-time permanent adult job, my own apartment. I want to live in a city and be happy and content. And I want someone to share all the little good things in life and to support and encourage each other. 

Who had the biggest positive impact on you? this is so vague. I have been best friends with a few irl friends since like middle school/elementary school and they’re like sisters to me now. So they have had such a huge impact on me, just because they have stuck with me even as I was growing and during some of my awful periods. Also my best friend Suze who has also just been with me for so long now, and literally puts up with my weird bullshit all the time, and she’s an outlet for a lot of my thoughts. And she’s just so nice to talk to. hmm I’m probably forgetting some important people, but they are the ones that stand out the most.

Who had the biggest negative impact on you? Hmm probably that ex-bf from high school that fked my brainhole. That was awful. hmmm The tumblr friend who left me, made me super heartbroken for a long time. hmmm and I guess that recent break up. But I think that’s something that will be easy to get over and move on from. I already am. 

Who do you wish you could be honest with? Hmm I don’t think ‘honest’ is a big issue for me. I really hate lying. But I’m really reserved and hold myself back a lot in general, because I’m scared of people hating me or hurting other people. So I with I could just be more open and not be so held back. I wish I could just tell someone “hey you’re really pretty!” when I think it. Or I wish I could tell my boss “I’m loving this stuff!” when I think it. Or just put out my thoughts and ideas without being scared.

Who have you harbored (any kind of!) secret feelings towards? hooollllyyy shit. lemme tell you. I’ve already talked about it a lot, but here we go. I have such a crush on my ballet teacher, Lindsey. Like literally from Day 1 I was a total goner. And I couldn’t even really tell you what it is, but she’s just So Nice and has such a good personality, and she is so encouraging. omg she gave us this little pep talk this week and it ended with her calling me out and saying how much I’ve improved with confidence. and I was like the sunshine emoji. But yeah, it’s crazy, because whenever homophobia hits me and I start questioning my lesbianism, I just think about how pure and natural my attraction to her is and it makes me feel more secure. Like I would do so many things with her, you have no idea. tbh though, the sad part of this story is that she’s married with kids, so fuck me up the butt I guess!

Who would the world be better off without? Probably Tr**p? I mean I don’t think I have the power and dignity to chose someone’s death at all. Death is such a serious and permanent thing, and I don’t think I should make the choice to end someone’s life, no matter how terrible they are. But the world would definitely be a whole lot better if T**mp was just.... somewhere else.

Who do you wish you’d treated differently? Oh my ex tumblr friend. We weren’t the best to each other. So it was a little fked. But I wish things were different. hmmm I guess this is all little things. Like I wish I was more clearer with a person here and said nicer reassuring things to a person there. But we are all human and we can’t be perfect all the time. We mess up. So I think you just gotta move on and hope that people don’t get as caught up on your mistakes like you do. I mean... if you think about it, there were times where other people said the wrong things to me or fumbled their words or tripped up around me, but I do that stuff all the time!!! so I forgive them and assume the best of them. And generally forget it happened anyways. so I gotta assume that other people do the same for me.