#hmm i wonder who's next

[shadowwyvernvx]

Just finished the first part. No idea how much I can do before burning myself out but fingers crossed I can finish this.

Do you think that they should wear their 30th anniversary suits or just normal ones?

Anyways, enjoy Conan dancing!

[lacunafiction]

Let's face it, everyone in this story is a tragic character; even R's cat used to be a stray before becoming King Under the Mountain.

You have absolutely no idea how right you are, Anon!

I received this ask, proceeded to think about it for a moment, even considering some of the potential side character arcs, and just... 🧎‍♀️

While I do think that tragedy has shaped (or at least touched) many of the characters, it will be interesting to learn more about how they let that influence their choices in life/disposition. We dig deeper into Fernweh's history in Book Two: the Corvins, more Ms. Verner (yay? Not yay?), the lead mechanic, Milton (oof, let's see how he's doing after everything), etc. There's a lot going on within this small town. 🌲

Not to mention you will get to meet some new characters too.

Oh, a LoTR reference! 💍 (Yes, I had to look it up, but I agree that R's cat deserves to be royalty so does he. +5 R's cat approval for you. He also strongly feels his introduction in Book Two should be at the top of the list of 'revelations'. His arc is included in that listing above. 👀)

Best wishes! 💚

[astarlightmonbebe]

petition for kim kwon to stop choosing psycho roles please

[mewmewchann]

Happy Valentines day from Danganronpa: Hope's Chains! <3

[nageki-the-friendly-ghost]

I think my favorite thing about Shuu is that ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE knows he's a murderer but can't actually do anything about it

[hiddenbeks]

more than a month after my previous kotor update i am happy to announce that i have finally met jolee and had him join me <3

[bookwyrminspiration]

do you have any theories about elysian? like i know she’s had like two lines so far and has existed for less than a third of a page. but do you have any thoughts about her backstory/what she wants/anything else?

(2/2) forgot to put this in my last ask (about elysian) but do you think she’s going to be for sophie or against sophie or somewhere in between?

I do have some ideas, but we know very little about her and I haven't put much thought into it, so keep that in mind. This is all very rough

Upon her introduction, three things stood out to me: she's the Lost Cities (both the cities' and the series) best kept, most dangerous secret, she is the "power source," and she nulled everyone's powers.

That leads me to believe she's tied to the elves' abilities. Perhaps she powers them somehow, grants them the power they have either willingly or is coerced into doing so . If she's tied to Nightfall and it's rare occurrence every few millenia, perhaps she can only act during those 12 days and if she's confined to the island--perhaps by some doing of the Ancient Council, maybe (huge maybe) tied to that stained glass dome--then she can't act.

So if she gave the elves their power then disappeared, the elves would be safe to keep their abilities until she reappeared a few thousand years later and could threaten to take them away. But confined to that island, she poses no threat unless someone comes to her; since that seventh element, the event, Elysian herself is stricken from the records and the place is coated in illusion, no one would come to her.

(very loose idea: maybe elves gained their abilities around the time of Atlantis, and the reason it was a human/elf city was because humans were becoming elves there. again, very loose idea I'm just brainstorming)

Based on the little I know and have guessed about her, I'm hazarding that Elysian'll be for herself. I don't think it'll be a pro/against Sophie situation, because Sophie's irrelevant to Elysian's world. We're used to things centering about Sophie, but this is a secret from long before she was even an idea in Forkle's head. It's beyond her.

I think Elysian will side with whoever promises to get her what she wants. Could be the Black Swan. Could be the Neverseen. Could be just Sophie herself. I don't think it'll be the council though, because she's part of a very buried secret and I imagine she doesn't like them much for it, even if the council has changed. And based on her being a buried secret, I imagine she was wronged in some way and wants revenge/reclamation of that to some degree. To get the council back, to get a certain amount of power, etc. I mean, first thing she does is take away other people's power. That may be telling.

Again, this is all really rough and based on minimal information, so take it with a grain of salt. But this is how I've personally read her character and fit her into my understanding of the series. Until proven otherwise, this is who I'm assuming her to be :)

[fishareglorious]

Do you think Ningguang hoards tcg character cards of Beidou? Is this why we’re only getting her next patch?

The girls are going to fight!!!!

They’re so damn funny

Alrighty-o! Let’s beat other people in this game.

WHAT

THE CHILD??????

I mean... whatever floats his boat I suppose? His dad ain’t ever coming back anyhow.

He’s a final boss. Good god Timmie is the final boss of genius invocation tcg.

Is Blanche a sore loser too or she just realized she’s supposed to man her shop instead of duking it out with me

Wagner??

CHEF MAO????????????!!?!!? AS IN XIANGLING’S DAD??????

Out of everybody this dude really surprised the fuck outta me with him showing up.

Oh wait what

Oh. OOOHHHHH so that’s what the letter does.

I’m seeing Ganyu. No one will stop me.

I need to see my girl the game has been having Ganyu content drought

I’m thinking she took a page of Shenhe’s book and went on an olympic sprint here the moment she got the letter. Yuehai Pavilion going wtf????????? as they watch Ganyu hop into the rooftops and take off at the speed of light to Mondstadt

Ignore the fact she’s down.

Ganqing crumbs in my card game?????

No shit Ganyu you keep pulling out action cards and just took out a five-star bow I am not underestimating you

I GOT HER CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll see you next Lantern Rite miss Ganyu

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

TOP 5 SONGS DAVID OGDEN STIERS COULD HAVE WON A TONY AWARD FOR IN THE GOOD TIMELINE WHERE HE BECAME A BIG SUPERSTAR BROADWAY ACTOR AND SINGER LIKE HE DESERVED

 Music of the Night from Phantom. Obviously.

 Stars from Les Mis. Sadly he never got the chance to play Javert in a stage production and was forced to play him on a sitcom for six years instead. Think of what we could have had!

 Not The Boy Next Door from The Boy From Oz / I Am What I Am from La Cage aux Folles. Sorry I couldn’t choose a single gay anthem song so he gets to perform both. As a treat. On an unrelated note I am crying now 

 Edelweiss from The Sound of Music. Many casting directors don’t know this but it’s actually animal abuse not to allow a DOS to inhabit his proper ecological niche (repressed sexual tension filled ballroom dancing while wearing a fancy little outfit).

 Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In from Hair. You! Gay hippie! Aren’t you tired of being typecast as a wealthy conservative stuffed shirt asshole. Don’t you just want to go ape shit.

 In The Dark Of The Night from Anastasia. Also belongs to a separate list entitled Top 10 Animated Movies They Should Have Given Him A Role In Instead Of P*cah*ntas. The way he would have killed this………. Would’ve had a little accent all ready to go………. Wailing lamenting mourning etc.

 OH! WELL I NEVER! WAS THERE EVER! A CAT SO CLEVER AS MAGICAL! MISTER! MISTOFFELEES! HIS MANNER IS VAGUE AND ALOOF! YOU WOULD THINK THERE WAS NOBODY SHYER! BUT HIS VOICE HAS BEEN HEARD ON THE ROOF! WHEN HE WAS CURLED UP BY THE FIIIIIIIRE—

[dreamlogic]

[s]he was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.

The Submission by Amy Waldman

[poisonouspastels]

realized that chickens in our MC AU, given how they look in Minecraft, probably appear much different than actual real world chickens. I am absolutely fine with this reality.

[ptts-maria-nara-ask]

So you're searching for him? Can we help look?

"If he's not already here, I'd appreciate all the help I can get."

[jin-zixun]

the desire to write glee s6 au fic

vs

the desire to not watch glee s6 which would be an implicit requirement to properly writing s6 au fic

[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[cakeinthevoid]

Carrie and Willow

Masterlist!

Part 6 — Can't Consider The Crumbs (Empire Ants — Gorillaz)

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Pleasantly uneventful days went by. Willow was compliant enough during check ups, and Carrie was pleased to see improvement in their physical health. A couple more months at most before they should be physically ready to return. 

Willow sat through a movie with Carrie the other night, so surely mentally they were improving too. At the very least, they could bear to be in the same room as their caretaker. 

Really, things were looking up on all accounts. Carrie said as much on their weekly reports to the institute. 

So the institute sending a message that they were coming to visit this week was… unexpected.

Carrie knew there was no way they were going to reclaim Willow just yet. They learned their lesson; when Carrie needed time, they got time. There had to be a reason for coming beyond “ensuring a safe and proper care regimen.” 

An immediate reply had no effect, returning an automated message that essentially said, shut up and follow instructions. 

Typical. 

Now, cleaning up after a late Saturday morning breakfast, they mulled over how to tell Willow. They hadn’t wanted to immediately ruin the day off with this, so they kept quiet at the table. 

They sighed, wiping up crumbs. The institute was clearly trying to crack down. They did good, Carrie knew. They do what has to be done. Sometimes, Carrie just thought maybe they could do better. 

They tensed. They couldn’t be thinking like that—that wasn’t their job. And the institute was good.

They threw the crumbs in the compost. 

It wasn’t long until the kitchen was clean again. They wished it took longer. 

A quick succession of knocks sounded at the door. Something tightened in their chest—surely they weren’t here already? But the knock was frantic—and they hadn’t opened the door. The institute had the keys to the house; they only knocked out of politeness.

“One second!” They moved away from the door, towards the staircase to the upper floor to let Willow know they were stepping out for a moment. Before they could reach the stairs, they caught Willow standing right by the couch, as though they had jumped up at the noise. 

Their eyes found Carrie’s. They looked ready to run. 

“Oh, there you are! I’m just going to step out for a moment on the front porch, okay?” There. That didn’t sound anxious at all. 

Willow didn’t move. The knock sounded again, louder, and Carrie winced. 

“I’m just going to see who it is. No one is going to take you right now.” They internally facepalmed. They couldn’t promise that, not truly. 

The knock started again and Carrie was fully annoyed. They turned to the door and yelled, “One second!” 

They shook their head, turning back to Willow, who was staring wide eyed. 

“Look, just don’t worry,�� they said, much softer. “You can stay here or your room for now and I’ll let you know when it’s all good.” They hurried towards the door, ready to give the person a piece of their mind. 

They hope Willow went to their room, just in case it was someone… undesirable. 

Finally, they pulled the door open, their best withering look on their face. It was a Saturday, for crying out…

“Pablo?”

***

Tag list: @espresso-depresso-system @whumpkinpie :)

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPxDC prompt: Danny is Chronos' first child.

Well, not his first child biologically, to be completely honest.

It just so happened that the Phantom very often helped/helps/will help Clockwork at different times and his presence next to the titan required an explanation.

And the opportunity to call Zeus a little brother is worth a lot, right? So when the Ancient came up with this idea Phantom did not resist just to have such a pleasant bonus from their cooperation.

However, in the time of the gods and heroes, such a solution was not a problem. But in modern times, when Phantom tries to attract as little attention as possible in order to graduate from university, such relatives are more likely to cause a lot of problems.

~~~~~

Wonder Woman: Uncle Danny?

Superman, who wanted to chase away a teenager serenely strolling through still smoking battlefield, turns to Wonder Woman, who is waving affably at excactly this guy.

Well, Fenton honestly happened to be in Fawcett City by accident, and it just so happened that by chance it was on this sunny and cloudless day that the villains decided to cause riots worthy of the attention of the founders of the Justice League.

Danny: Diana! My dear, it seems like we really haven't seen each other not for a long time! In what century was it? Ah, I honestly, I barely remember it... The speed at which children grow up defies the laws of time. I mean, look at you! Your mother must be so proud. How's Dad? Still not paying child support, arrogant bastard?

Wonder Woman: Oh, uncle, please. I'm all grown up now, don't worry about me.

Danny: Hm, well, let's get back to this question later. I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your friends. Anyway, would you like to introduce them, little princess?

Wonder Woman: Of course, meet Kal El, Batman, and Shazam. The rest of the guys have already returned to our base. Would you like to...

Danny: Ooh, you're talking about, um... What do you young people call it? The Justice League, right? During my youth, the heroes rarely united and mostly performed all the feats alone. It's good that you help each other, kids.

Danny flies up a little to pat Superman and Batman on the head.

Under the Diana's gaze full of hope that they will get along with her uncle, the men do not move.

In the background:

Red Hood and Robin who used to hang out with Danny near the Lazarus pits: *sounds of seagulls dying of laughter*

~~~~~

Flash: So you're Diana's uncle?

Danny: Yes, call me Danny.

Flash: Cool, cool...

Danny: What does the temperature have to do with it? Do you need ice? Let me make some for you.

Flash: No, it's like,um, I didn't know that Zeus has a younger brother with that name. So, it's good to know?

Danny: Hmm, thanks. Many people tell me that I look quite young, hah. But actually I'm his older brother, so...

Flash: Older? Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect.

Danny: No, it's all right. It's "cool". I rarely appear on the pages of your human myths and legends, I know it. After all this business about Chronos devours his own children, my father punished me for a long time. So, yeah...It's a funny story.

Flash: Punished for what? How?

Danny: Uh, sitting in a room at a time when there is no Internet or electricity is not fun at all. You see, I just didn't want a younger brother or sister because I was afraid that my parents would pay less attention to me. So, I made up this stupid prophecy and persuaded Gaea to tell it in order to remain the only child in the family. My father would never have thought that I would decide to kill him, that's why...Phah, it's just a bad family story. In 10 thousand years, we'll all laugh about it.

Flash: Yeah, that's... funny.

~~~~

Danny *is woken up by an emergency call from the League at three in the morning, although he fell asleep at two o'clock* (he gave his contact so as not to upset his niece): I knew this would happen! I knew it!

~~~~

Billy Batson *stands in his human form in front of the Justice League and doesn't know what to say*,*sweating nervous*.

Danny *enters the hall*: What's up, mortals, Diana and...Batman? My father said that there is something that I have to be here for. Oh! Well, at least someone in this family is also a shapeshifter. Have you decided to make a younger form so that your uncle doesn't feel lonely? What a good boy! Usually everyone is so afraid to seem like children, once they turn a couple of centuries old. Ah, youth~

Billy: Yeah, I decided to..experiment? and it seems I got stuck by accident.

Danny: It's okay, Uncle Danny will help you. Come on, let's go...

~~~~

Danny *teleports them to the Fawcett City*.

Billy: ....

Danny:

Billy: Hey, I'm still stuck!

A new portal opens and a man in a purple cape hands Billy a note. "Go to Constantine. P.S., my son always completes all assignments only by half, sorry." written on it.

Billy: Oh... OoOhHh!!!

~~~~

Meanwhile, Constantine, who is forced to do additional work: Son of a bi... beloved and respected Master of Time.

Danny: Yeap, that's me.

Constantine: Damn it. Couldn't you just let Batman adopt him like in other timelines?

Danny: And where's the fun in that?