#hmm .

[ucatty2-blog]

How expensive is it to train, feed, medicate, and tend to a wolf? Those are big creatures. They are also pack animals. Oh dear. They can stay in the dorm, but wow that would be tough to deal with at home. They need so much space. Maybe I'll move to Idaho or Montana so they have enough space to run.

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

[sunlaire]

Love the kanji radical for tree 木. She's elegance, she's grace. what a super star. You want to write "forest"? Put a bunch of trees together 森 10/10 kanji. Straight forward, no nonsense, says everything you need to know just by looking. Peak performance.

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[myofficeisablanketfort]

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Bruh did I just get clocked wtf

[assassinregrets]

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

[wanologic]

always good to keep a screamhole handy

[i-am-dulaman]

Well done ireland

[brain-dead-bunny]

how me and the girlies at sleepovers be

hate when I read smut and the author doesn’t keep track of the characters’ positions or what they are doing so they just end up doing this

[kaiserouo]

bullshitting the prompt took way longer than i thought

[frownyalfred]

Bruce is Clark’s “my senses/powers are going insane right now, please cover for me” person and no one in the Justice League has ever fully caught on because Bruce (as Batman) will just suddenly start picking a fight with Hal Jordan (who is always down to argue) and distract the entire League long enough for Clark to either leave or get a handle on whatever is bugging him.

[thebibliosphere]

Am I hitting a PEM wall, or is my ADHD brain just bored and trying to make me fall asleep (aka sleep intrusion) because it would literally rather be unconscious than bored...

These are the questions I ask myself as I tightrope walk between disorders.

[sp0o0kylights]

Steve wearing a ring Eddie gifts him as a joke (so he can be less prep/more cool) except Steve ends up wearing it all the time.

Something happens-- Eddie misplaces or otherwise forgets his rings one night, and ends up having to go about the day without them.

He's so used to spinning and fidgeting with them that he feels practically naked. Keeps touching his bare fingers and wincing.

Without asking and mid conversation with Robin, Steve offerings him not Steve's own ring, but his entire hand.

Just gives his hand over to Eddie, an intrusive thought he followed without sparing so much as a second to think it through.

(Eddie plays with the ring on Steve's finger anyway, trying not to blush about it, but very much needing the distraction. )

Robin calls them out about ten minutes in, asking why Steve didn't just take the ring off. 

“Oh. I didn't think about that. Sorry Eddie.” 

“Don't apologize man, this is better."

Steve nods like that makes perfect sense, and Eddie refuses to elaborate further.

Robin wants to choke them both because they're fucking romance-blind idiots.

[godzillaswaisttrainer]

☀️🌙

[stiwfssr]

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I have made a sex-free edit of the 2008 adult film To the Last Man.

The original version is more than five hours, but can be (and has been) cut down to about 45 minutes (including the credits). It's all plot and nice cinematography.

A couple of scenes I included have some of that aforementioned plot occurring alongside nudity. I censored the offending dicks and nutsacks, but left the bare asses. I think we can all handle some non-sexual ass. As a treat.

There's lots of murder, though.