#hjarrandr things

[thebloodychampion]

Favorite way to receive affection? Favorite way to give affection? - For Archer, Malcolm and Hjar 

@capeshifters​

Favorite way to receive affection?

Archer: Cuddles, like after sex cuddles.Malcolm: Just well kisses.Hjar: Being close to someone and not judging them.

Malcolm: Kissing and cuddeling.

Hjarrandr: Waking up next to them, morning sex and all that.

Favorite way to give affection?

Archer: Cuddling with them, kissing them and just being with them.

Malcolm: Spending some money on them, like buying new clothes and kisses.

Hjarrandr: Morning walks, spending time with them, cuddles and kisses.

[illbringthechaosmagic]

🌟 🌟🌟 🌟 🌟 (for those that interacted with Wanda)

For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

1. Wanda enjoys her time immensely with Malcolm. With him being a mage, she’s gotten to learn how to control her magic better, apart from when they get a little more intimate. There’s been a few power outages thanks to them.

2. Renius is someone that she feels like she can be more gentle with. Most of her relationships can be rough but she loves something more than laying in bed with Renius and brushing through his hair. 

3. She loves getting to leave marks on Fenrir, mainly as payback for the marks he leaves on her. Not to say she doesn’t like it though, she actually enjoys how possessive he can be with her. 

4. Carolus and her don’t see each other as often as Wanda would like, thanks to her job. But she always enjoys their first round when she does come home, it’s something filled with passion.

5. Wanda and Hjarrandr may have only just started getting to know one another but she is excited to be around him. He’s taught her a few things she didn’t know about herself already.

[thebloodychampion]

Repeat after me: Having heterosexual or heteroromantic characters is not boring or lame. Every muse is different and experiences love different or sexual attraction.

[thebloodychampion]

Hjarrandr O Bearhold, Augur of Clan Bearhold

"I hope you find what you're looking for"

[thebloodychampion]

The Avaars

@capeshifters

Valerie An Zarda  O Bearhold (by @capeshifters)

Hjarrandr O Bearhold (by me)

Alan Ar Zara O Bearhold (by @capeshifters)

Tomey Surana O Bearhold (by me)

[thebloodychampion]

Muse Info: Hjarrandr O Bearhold

Name: Hjarrandr O Bearhold Nickname: None Age: 56 (in 9:41) Sex: Male Sexuality: Heterosexual Date Of Birth: 10th Parvulis 8:85 Place Of Birth: Frost Back Mountains Face Claim: Timothy Omundson Family:

Father: Unknown (deceased)

Mother: Unknown (deceased)

Race: Avvar Nationality/Culture: Avvar Class: Mage Weapons of choice: Magic

Height: 7′1″ (215 cm) Weight: 257 lbs (117 kg) Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: Blue Piercings: None Tattoos: Not permanent ones.

Allignment: Neutral Good MBTI: n/A Positive Traits: rather laid back, good with spirits, not your typical augur, makes bad jokes from time to time Negative Traits: was once part of Jaws of Hakkon, not really good with social norms, can be quiet distant to someone not from the avvar, has a temper Mental Illnesses/Ilnesses: None

[thebloodychampion]

Your Dating Service

Date with Lyon Amell

Date Fee: $23.92 Customer Comments: "I think… I've fallen in love♡ (Person in 20s)"

Date with Archer Hawke

Date Fee: $4.39 Customer Comments: "It was..okay.....I guess.. (Person in late 20s)"

Date with Cyrion Hawke:

Date Fee: $1342.57 Customer Comments: "I didn't expect Cyrion to be like that! (Person in 40s)"

Date with Dreag Hawke:

Date Fee: $432.47 Costumer Comments: "I looked at them once and ran away! (Person in late 20s)"

Date with Lia Tabris

Date Fee: $2 Costumer Comments: "That night.../// (Person in 30s)"  

Date with Than Mahariel

Date Fee: 50¢ Costumer Comments: "A terrible first impression..! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Sethius Amladaris

Date Fee: $400 Costumer Comments: "Sethius didn't even show up!!! (Person in 40s)"   

Date with Elgan Lavellan

Date Fee: $20.89 Customer Comments: "I was more than happy to be by their side... (Person in 60s)"

Date with Diran Lavellan

Date Fee: 50¢ Customer Comments: "I didnt expect them to wear that outfit... (Person in late 20s)"

Date with Hjarrandr O Bearhold

Date Fee: $36 Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Lucius Veridio

Date Fee: $75 Customer Comments: "It was a bit embarrassing. (Person in 30s)"  

Date with Etienne DeLechanger

Date Fee: 25¢ Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in 20s)" 

Date with Nicolas Belmond

Date Fee: $8.99 Customer Comments: "I didn't expect Nicolas belmond to be like that! (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Malcolm Hawke

Date Fee: $250 Customer Comments: "My heart hurts without them... I want to see Malcolm Hawke again.... (Person in late 20s)" 

Date with Tomey Surana

Date Fee: $55.81 Customer Comments: "I didnt expect them to wear that outfit... (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Solona Amell

Date Fee: $89.63 Customer Comments: "My heart hurts without them... I want to see Solona Amell again.... (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Talar Adaar

Date Fee: $23.83 Customer Comments: "It wasn't that great of a date but they're hot so its fine.  (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Herah Adaar

Date Fee: $9.99 Customer Comments: "Herah Adaar didn't even show up!!! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Irius Sparatus

Date Fee: $250 Customer Comments: "Nothing was very special. (Person in 40s)"  

Date with Karnesh

Date Fee: $20 Customer Comments: "It wasn't that great of a date but they're hot so its fine.  (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Clavius Tarxis

Date Fee: $432.47 Customer Comments: "Clavius Tarxis bought me food and then left immediately.. (Person in 40s)"  

Date with Renius Sparatus

Date Fee: $19.99 Customer Comments: "Well...it...uh. (Person in 30s)"

Date with Torana Sparatus

Date Fee: $4956 Customer Comments: "It looked like it would be a fun day, but as it turns out... (Person in 30s)"  

Date with Jurdon Madadh

Date Fee: $9.99 Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Ganar Drealav

Date Fee: $14.99 Customer Comments: "I didn't expect Ganar Drealav to be like that! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Raik Cagar

Date Fee: $4956 Customer Comments: "My heart hurts without them... I want to see Raik Cagar again.... (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Haral Nyras

Date Fee: 25¢ Customer Comments: "Completely inexperienced. (Person in 30s)"  

Date with Oswin Shepard

Date Fee: $1122 Customer Comments: "I would never spend $1122 for a date with Oswin Shepard again. (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Noah Shepard

Date Fee: $1.12 Customer Comments: "Please erase my memories with Noah Shepard...Please... (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Maron Hinom

Date Fee: $250 Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Shaela’Riel Vas Tonbay

Date Fee: $394 Customer Comments: "Completely inexperienced. (Person in late 40s)"  

Date with Lorik Qui’in

Date Fee: $2 Customer Comments: "Lorik Qui'in didn't even show up!!! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Marius Nyras

Date Fee: $1122 Customer Comments: "I would never spend $1122 for a date with Marius Nyras again. (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Andrew Ryder

Date Fee: 99¢ Customer Comments: "I was more than happy to be by their side... (Person in 60s)"  

Date with Tayus Draxas

Date Fee: $43.93 Customer Comments: "That night.../// (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Tachyus Nyras

Date Fee: $55 Customer Comments: "I didnt expect them to wear that outfit... (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Macen Barro

Date Fee: $55 Customer Comments: "Completely inexperienced. (Person in 50s)"  

Date with Yaora V’Loar

Date Fee: $720.38 Customer Comments: "Yaora V’Loar took me to an expensive place and left me with the bill.... (Person in late 50s)"  

Date with SAM

Date Fee: $1.99 Customer Comments: "I hope my future spouse is just like SAM! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Yandra Nyras

Date Fee: $9.99 Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Person in late 40s)"  

Date with Quentius Zuris

Date Fee: $394 Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Urdnot Wreav

Date Fee: $2000 Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in late 20s)"  

Date with Adrien Victus

Date Fee: $3 Customer Comments: "It was so much fun! I want to go out with Adrien Victus again!! (Person in 20s)"  

Date with Moony

Date Fee: 99¢ Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Person in late 40s)"  

Tagged by: @blue-eyed-devils​

[thebloodychampion]

Your Sins Are Nothing To Fear: An Ask Meme For Hjarrandr - 1, 2, 22, 24

1 Top Kink / Fetish? BDSM Light, Cock Worship, Oral Sex, Outdoors, Semi Public Sex

2 Favourite Position? Standing, Missionary, Partner On Top, Doggy Style

22 Do you enjoy being called Daddy / Mommy? "Not really, at least not during sex."

24 Bedroom Alignment: Dom / Switch / Sub, Bottom / Top, Twink / Twunk / Otter / Bear, Femme / Futch / Butch

"Dom and Top, Bear maybe."

[thebloodychampion]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!

NAME:  Kat

PRONOUNS: She/Her

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: Discord, Tumblr IM

NAME OF MUSE(S):  Archer Hawke (Dragon Age), Cyrion Hawke (Dragon Age), Dreag Hawke (Dragon Age), Lia Tabris (Dragon Age), Than Maharial (Dragon Age), Sethius Amladaris/Corypheus (Dragon Age), Elgan Lavellan (Dragon Age), Diran Lavellan (Dragon Age), Hjarrandr O Bearhold (Dragon Age), Lucius Veridio (Dragon Age), Etienne DeLechanger (Dragon Age), Nicolas Belmond (Dragon Age), Malcolm Hawke (Dragon Age), Tomey Surana (Dragon Age), Lyon Amell (Dragon Age), Solona Amell (Dragon Age), Talar Adaar (Dragon Age), Jarida Adaar (Dragon Age), Jerker (Dragon Age), Kieran (Dragon Age), Eric Vanhallen (Dragon Age), Ishal Cyprias (Dragon Age), Lorenzo Calcagnini (Dragon Age), Armadiel Mahariel (Dragon Age), Irius Sparatus (Mass Effect), Karnesh (Mass Effect), Clavius Tarxis (Mass Effect), Renius Sparatus (Mass Effect), Torana Sparatus (Mass Effect), Jurdon Madadh (Mass Effect), Ganar Drealav (Mass Effect), Raik Cagar (Mass Effect), Haral Nyras (Mass Effect), Oswin Shepard (Mass Effect), Noah Shepard (Mass Effect), Maron Hinom (Mass Effect), Shaela’Riel Vas Tonbay (Mass Effect), Lorik Qui’in (Mass Effect), Marius Nyras (Mass Effect), Andrew Ryder (Mass Effect), Tayus Draxas (Mass Effect), Tachyus Nyras (Mass Effect), Macen Barro (Mass Effect), Yandra Nyras (Mass Effect), Yaora V’Loar (Mass Effect), SAM (Mass Effect), Quentius Zuris (Mass Effect), Ahnas Afaa Kjama (Mass Effect), Sidoria Arterius (Mass Effect), Urdnot Wreav (Mass Effect), Adrien Victus (Mass Effect), Steven Hackett (Mass Effect), Septimus Oraka (Mass Effect), Danny Fernandez (Harry Potter), Belle Instance (Harry Potter), Pamina Siemens (Harry Potter), Fenrir Greyback (Harry Potter), Sharleen Siemens (Harry Potter), Amelia Fernandez (Harry Potter), Eleasar Cohen (Harry Potter), Ben Chaplin (Harry Potter), Connor Montgomery (Harry Potter), Vortula Portocalos (Harry Potter), Leslie Woodstock (Harry Potter), Carlisle Eastwood (Harry Potter), Carolus (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim), Yarntar Loreian (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

RP EXPERIENCE/HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): RP first on a german plattform where the rps where like individual things, with bio pages, rule pages and the over all rp pages. KInd of similiar to tumblr but still kind of private. Started there in 2006 until 2011. Switch to forum rps from 2013-2014. Finally moved to tumblr. But I already had an rp blog in 2012 on tumblr. So all in all 15 years of RP experience.

PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:  Discord, Tumblr, Long forgotten Forum sites, Chatzy

BEST EXPERIENCE:  Met my best friend @capeshifters through rping in 2014.

PET PEEVES/DEALBREAKERS:

Pet Peeves: Not interacting with me and me having to take the first step, be it communication or starters or anything. I sometimes don’t like it and is a pet peeve of mine. Also overplotting.

Deal Breakers; Usually I don’t have deal breakers unless you post overly OOC stuff and your rp blog turns into a personal blog. 

FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:  I do like Fluff and Smut when it is done right. Angst is something that has to be really made well otherwise I will not write angst at all.

PLOTS OR MEMES:  I usually avoid over plotting, for me plotting is just, two characters, the location they meet in and how they know each other. I often wing it, at least when it is a rather relaxed threads. I usually go more for memes, to break the ice and start something.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: Depends on my mood. I can write long replies but often times they get medium in length.

BEST TIME TO WRITE: It is usually in the morning. I tend to get very unfocused in the evening and my back starts to hurt way more, which cause my hands to get numb or not as repsonsive.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): I hope not, since some of them are evil jackasses. But I come close personality wise to Quentius, Moony and Archer.

stolen from: @tranquilbroken

Tagging: Whoever wants to.

[thebloodychampion]

Incorrect QUOTES for as many our couples you want

@capeshifters​

Archer: Welcome, fellow idiots Anders: Hello, Archer Archer: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Anders: You underestimate me 

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Cyrion: I was arrested for being too cool. Litriel: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence. 

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Dreag: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Janus: Stop romanticizing the past. 

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Sethius: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Narya: What did you do? Sethius: Nobody died. Narya: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! 

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Lia: How's the sexiest person here~? Rufus: I don't know, how are they~? Lia, flustered: I- Adrian, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks! 

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Elgan: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Kai: What's that? Elgan: Remorse code. Kai: I'm even angrier now.

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Diran: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Dorian: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Hjarrandr: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Valerie: I think you mean cards. Hjarrandr, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not. 

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Lucius: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Belle: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Lucius: Absolutely not. 

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*Etienne and Appius skipping stones on lake* Etienne: It’s such a beautiful evening. Appius, whispering: Take that you fucking lake 

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Malcolm: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Nedra: That's why I carry two swords.

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Tomey: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Alan: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Tomey: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Lyon: You love me, right, Jacob? Jacob: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. 

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Jerker, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Lilah. Lilah: How did you do that without turning around? Jerker: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. 

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Talar: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Vixten: You mean literally or figuratively? Talar: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify... 

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Eric: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Adam: Really? Name one law Eric: Don't kill people? Adam: That's on me. I set the bar too low. 

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Ishal: Here's some advice Filip: I didn't ask for any Ishal: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Lorenzo: What are your goals? Lilo: To pet all the dogs. Lorenzo: No, fitness goals. Lilo: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. 

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Armadiel: You often use humor to deflect trauma Mario: Thank you Armadiel: I didn't say that was a good thing Mario: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[thebloodychampion]

Character Songs

Character songs for my muses

Archer Hawke

“I Am Human” by Escape The Fate

Cyrion Hawke

“Stay” by Rectifire

Dreag Hawke

“Rise” by Glitch Mob, Mako & The World Alive

Lia Tabris

“Bring Me Back To Life” by Extreme Music

Than Mahariel

“Raise Your Banner” by Within Temptation feat. Anders Friden

Sethius Amladaris

“The Islander” by Nightwish

Elgan Lavellan

“Shameless” by Colorblind

Dieran Lavellan

“The Chosen Ones” by Dream Evil

Hjarrandr O Bearhold

“Sleeping Sun” by Nightwish

Lucius Veridio

“Stronger” by Through The Flames

Etienne De Lechanger

“I’m Dangerous” by The Everlove

Nicolas Belmond

“Beating As One” by Rectifire

Malcolm Hawke

“Angels Fall First” by Nightwish

Tomey Surana

“Halo” by Starset

Lyon Amell

“My Demons” by Starset

Solona Amell

“Lost” by Within Temptation

Talar Adaar

“Finish Line” by Skillet

Jarida Adaar

“Fight” by All Good Things

Jerker

“The Reckoning” by Within Temptation feat. Jacoby Shaddix

Eric Vanhallen

“Coming Home” by Hollywood Undead

Kieran

“Nemo” by Nightwish

Ishal Cyprias

“Renegade” by Manafest

Lorenzo Calcagnini

“Hear Me Now” by Black Wolves feat. Diamante

Armadiel Mahariel

“The Purge” by Within Temptation

Fergus Cousland

“Dancing With The Dead” by Powerwolf

Irius Sparatus

“Fly On The Wall” by Thousand Foot Krutch

Karnesh

“Venom” by Eminem

Clavius Tarxis

“Fine” by Mike Shinoda

Renius Sparatus

“Leave It All Behind” by Cult To Follow

Torana Sparatus

“A Deathless Song” by Parkway Drive

Jurdon Madadh

“Land Of Confusion” by Disturbed

Ganar Drealav

“Immortalized” by Disturbed

Raik Cagar

“The Vengeful One” by Disturbed

Haral Nyras

“The Light” by Disturbed

Oswin Shepard

“Time Bomb” by Hollywood Undead

Noah Shepard

“Alive” by Sia

 Maron Hinom

“On My Own” by Ashes Remain

Shaela’Riel Vas Tonbay

“Unbreakable” by Fire Flight

Lorik Qui’in

“It Has Begun” by Starset

Marius Nyras

“Stars” by Skillet

Andrew Ryder

“One For The Money” by Escape The Fate

Tayus Draxas

“The Resistance” by Skillet

Tachyus Nyras

“Warrior Inside” by Leader

Macen Barro

“No Plan B” by Manafest

SAM

“Mortals” by Warriyo

Yandra Nyras

“Give Me Love” by Ed Sheeran

Yaora V’Loar

“Elan” by Nightwish

Quentius Zuris

“Last One Standing” by Simple Plan

Urdnot Wreav

“Phoenix Down” by The Unguided

Adrien Victus

“Last Man Standing” by Hammerfall

Ahnas Afaa Kjama

“A Million Dreams” by Pink

Steven Hackett

“Hall Of Fame” by The Script

Sidora Arterius

“Our Solemn Hour” by Within Temptation

Septimus Oraka

“The Howling” by Within Temptation

Iorveth

“Valkyrie” by The Cruxshadows

Moony

“Rebirthing” by Skillet

Danny Fernandez

“No Giving Up” by Crossfade

Belle Instance

“When You’re Evil” by Voltaire

Pamina Siemens

“Burried Alive” by Citizen Soldier

Fenrir Greyback

“Been To Hell” by Hollywood Undead

Sharleen Siemens

“Of Wolf And Men” by Metallica

Amelia Fernandez

“Stand My Ground” by Within Temptation

Ben Chaplin

“My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark” by Fall Out Boy

Connor Montgomery

“Take It Out On Me” by Thousand Foot Krutch

Eleasar Cohen

“Across The Line” by Linkin Park

Vortula Portocalos

“And We Run” by Within Temptation feat. Xzibit

Leslie Woodstock

“Did It My Way” by Revolution Renaissance

Carlisle Eastwood

“Circus” by Britney Spears

Carolus

“Carolus Rex” by Sabaton

Yarntar Loreian

“Fearless” by Tule feat. Chris Linton

[thebloodychampion]

INCORRECT QUOTES FOR OUR DRAGON AGE SHIPS:

@capeshifters​

Archer & Anders

Anders: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Archer: You? Magic? Anders , it says talent show.

Cyrion & Litriel

Cyrion: Hey Litriel can I get a sip of your water? Litriel: It's not water. Cyrion: Vodka, I like your style! Litriel: It's vinegar. Cyrion: Wh-Wha- Litriel: It's vinegar, COWARD. 

Dreag & Janus

Janus Okay, truth or dare? Dreag: Truth Janus: How many hours have you slept this week? Dreag: Dreag: ...Dare Janus: Go to bed. Dreag: I don’t like this game.

Lia Tabris & Rufus Trevelyan & Adrian Lupus

Lia: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Rufus: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Adrian: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Rufus: Good thinking.

Than Mahariel & Alceon Lupus

 Alceon: What are your goals? Than: To pet all the dogs. Alceon: No, fitness goals. Than: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Sethius Amladaris & Narya Lavellan

Sethius: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Narya: Oh, you’ve been? Sethius: Once. In Monopoly. 

Elgan Lavellan & Kai Kresge

Elgan: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Kai: Elgan, that's a coma. Elgan: Sounds festive. 

Diran Lavellan & Dorian Pavus

Diran: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Dorian: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. 

Hjarrandr O Bearhold & Valerie An Zarda O Bearhold

Hjarrandr: I’m going to take you out Valerie: great, it’s a date! Hjarrandr: I meant that as a threat. Valerie: See you at five! 

Lucius Veridio & Bella Lupus

Lucius: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Bella: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. 

Etienne De Lechanger & Appius Trius

Etienne: Hey, you want some leftovers? Appius: What's that? Etienne: You've never had leftovers??? Appius: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Malcolm Hawke & Nedra Surana

Malcolm: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Nedra: What did you do? Malcolm: Nobody died. Nedra: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! 

Tomey Surana & Alan Ar Zara O Bearhold

Tomey, pointing: May I sit there? Alan: That's my lap Tomey: That doesn't answer my question, Alan. 

Lyon Amell & Jacob Rivera

Lyon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Jacob: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. 

Solona Amell & Armando Fiorenci

Solona : You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Armando, drinking toast: Why do you say that? 

Talar Adaar & Vixten Adaar

Talar: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Vixten: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Talar, desperately, as Vixten bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Vixten: Oh! B positive. Talar: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Vixten: 

Jerker & Lilah

 Lilah: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Jerker: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Eric Vanhallen & Adam Hawke

Eric: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Adam: Only if you also don't ask why Adam: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Eric: Adam: Eric: This one is fine

Ishal Cyprias & Filip Blythe

Ishal: Is something burning? Filip: Just my love for you. Ishal: Filip, the toaster is on fire. 

Lorenzo Calcagnini & Lilo Young

Lilo: What is your biggest weakness? Lorenzo: I can be uncooperative. Lilo: Okay, can you give me an example? Lorenzo: No.

Armadiel Mahariel & Mario De Villacosta

Armadiel: I'm a reverse necromancer. Mario: Isn't that just killing people? Armadiel: Ah, technicality.

[thebloodychampion]

Some of my muses are based of on characters from shows, games and etc. But they are not indenitical to these character:

Archer Hawke was actually created because I wanted to get the achievement in Dragon Age 2 for siding with the templars. I think it is called Mage Hunter. So I created a warrior who was primarly red. And believe me it was the first time for me playing a red Hawke.

Cyrion is my sarcastic mage Hawke, nothing new there.

Dreag is also a kind of experiment, in playing as a mage that sides with the templars and uses primarly blood magic. He is also red Hawke per se.

Lia Tabris is my Warden Lia who is the only Warden that left Loghain alive and made Alistair king with Anorra as queen.

Than Mahariel is my Warden Mahariel. Nothing changed there.

Sethius Amladaris is a canon character but I based him off on three things: Corypheus, Rumpelstiltskin and Death from Supernatural

Elgan Lavellan is my Inquisitor Lavellan.

Diran Lavellan is also an Inquisitor Lavellan.

Hjarrandr O Bearhold is based actually of Cain from Supernatural and partly from King Richard from Galavant. But more based on Cain.

Lucius Veridio is heavily based on Lucius Morningstar from Lucius. But not as overly confident and womanizer type.

Etienne DeLechanger is based of Petyr Baelish in terms of like schemes and such. He is just not as dumb sometimes as Littlefinger.

Nicolas Belmond is heavily based on Oberyn Martell.

Malcolm Hawke is Malcolm Hawke so a  canon character.

Tomey Surana is another Warden.

Lyon Amell is actually a Hawke character but I changed him to an Amell. He stayed roughly the same character wise.

Solona Amell is my Solona Warden.

Talar Adaar is my INquisitor Adaar.

Herah Adaar is the same as Talar.

Jerker is actually mix of the nightmare demon from Dragon Age Inquisition, Venom and roughly and eldritch horror type.

Kieran is a canon character just roughly aged up to be a young adult.

[thebloodychampion]

Random Songs/Character Songs

Archer Hawke

Character Song: “I Am Human” by Escape The Fate Random Song: “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance

Cyrion Hawke

Character Song: “Stay” by Rectifire Random Song: “Runaway” by Linkin Park

Dreag Hawke

Character Song: “Rise” by Glitch Mob, Mako & The World Alive Random Song: “Umbrella” by Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z

Lia Tabris

Character Song: “Bring Me Back To Life” by Extreme Music Random Song: “Fate” by Bleak Feat. Ana Johnson

Than Mahariel

Character Song: “Raise Your Banner” by Within Temptation Feat. Anders Friden Random Song: “We Are The Wild” by Powerwolf

Sethius Amladaris

Character Song: “The Islander” by Nightwish Random Song: “Soldier Side” by System Of A Down

Elgan Lavellan

Character Song: “Shameless” by Colorblind Random Song: “E.T.” by Katy Perry

Diran Lavellan

Character Song: “The Chosen Ones” by Dream Evil Random Song: “Somebody” by Brian Adams

Hjarrandr O Bearhold

Character Song: “I’m Alive” by Ends With A Bullet Random Song: “My Heaven Is Your Hell” by Lordi

Lucius Veridio

Character Song: “Stronger” by Through Fire Random Song: “Blessed & Possessed” by Powerwolf

Etienne De Lechager / Petyr Gallus

Character Song: “I’m Dangerous” by The Everlove Random Song: “Let This” by Paramore

Nicolas Belmond

Character Song: “Beating As One” by Rectifire Random Song: “Cosmos” by Final Fantasy Dissidia

Malcolm Hawke

Character Song: “Angels” by Within Temptation Random Song: “The Impossible Dream” by Sarah Connor

Tomey Surana

Character Song: “Halo” by Starset Random Song: “Goodbye” by SR-71

Lyon Amell

Character Song: “My Demons” by Starset Ramdom Song: “Never Surrender” by Skillet

Solona Amell

Character Song: “Lost” by Within Temptation Random Song: “Radioactive” by Pentatonix

Jerker

Character Song: “The Reckoning” by Within Temptation Feat. Jacoby Shaddix Random Song: “One Truth” by Globus

Kieran

Character Song: “Nemo” by Nightwish Random Song: “Blood Red Sandman” by Lordi

Eric Vanhallen

Character Song: “Coming Home” by Hollywood Undead Random Song: “She Is My Sin” by Nightwish

Talar Adaar

Character Song: “Finish Line” by Skillet Random Song: “Someday” by Nickelback

Herah Adaar

Character Song: “Fight” by All Good Things Random Song: “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri

Irius Sparatus

Character Song: “Fly On The Wall” by Thousand Foot Krutch Random Song: “Over You” by Daughtry

Karnesh

Character Song: “Venom” by Eminem Random Song: “Playing God” by Paramore

Clavius Tarxis

Character Song: “Fine” by Mike Shinoda Random Song: “Tomorrow” by SR-71

Renius Sparatus

Characer Song: “Incense And Iron” by Powerwolf Random Song: “Place For My Head” by Linkin Park

Torana Sparatus

Character Song: “A Deathless Song” by Parkway Drive Random Song: “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem

Jurdon Madadh

Character Song: “Land Of Confusion” by Disturbed Random Song: “I’m Fat” by Weird Al Yankovic

Ganar Drealav

Character Song: “Immortalized” by Distubed Random Song: “Lagoon” by Nightwish

Raik Cagar

Character Song: “The Vengeful One” by Disturbed Random Song: “By Myself” by Linkin Park

Haral Nyras

Character Song: “The Light” by Disturbed Random Song: “Bye Bye Beautiful” by Nightwish

Oswin Shepard

Character Song: “Time Bomb” by Hollywood Undead Random Song: “Deer Dance” by System Of A Down

Noah Shepard

Character Song: “Ultra Numb” by Blu Stahli Random Song: “Day Of The Dead” by Hollywood Undead

Maron Hinom

Character Song: “On My Own” by Ashes Remain Random Song: “What I Believe” by Skillet

Shaela’Riel Vas Tonbay

Character Song: “Unbreakable” by Fireflight Random Song: “If I Were A Boy” by Beyonce

Lorik Qui’in

Character Song: “It Has Begun” by Starset Random Song: “Deception” by The Cruxhadows

Marius Nyras

Character Song: “Stars” by Skillet Random Song: “Riot” by Three Days Grace

Andrew Ryder

Character Song: “One For The Money” by Escape The Fate Random Song: “No More Sorrow” by Linkin Park

Tayus Draxas

Character Song: “The Resistance” by Skillet Random Song: “Starstruck” by Lady Gaga

Tachyus Nyras

Character Song: “Warrior Inside” by Leader Random Song: “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” by Dirty Dancing OST

SAM

Character Song: “Mortals” by Warriyo Random Song: “Crawling” by Linkin Park

Macen Barro

Character Song: “No Plan B” by Manafest Random Song: “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell

Yaora V’Loar

Character Song: “Elan” by Nightwish Random Song: “Don’t Fear The Reaper” by Blue Oyster Club

Yandra Nyras

Character Song: “Give Me Love” by Ed Sheeran Random Song: “Feel Good Lies” by No Angels

Quentius Zuris

Character Song: “Last One Standing” by Simple Plan Random Song: “I Think I’m A Clone Now” by Weird Al Yankovic

Urdnot Wreav

Character Song: “Phoenix Down” by The Unguided Random Song: “Carnival Of Rust” by Poets Of The Fall

Adrien Victus

Character Song: “Last Man Standing” by Hammerfell Random Song: “Sinner” by Drowning Pool

Sidoria Arterius

Character Song: “Our Solemn Hour” by Within Temptation Random Song: “Unbelievable” by Kaci Brown

Iroveth

Character Song: “Valkyrie” by The Cruxshadows Random Song: “Catch” by Kosheen

Danny Fernandez

Character Song: “No Giving Up Now” by Crossfade Random Song: “A Dangerous Mind” by Within Temptation

Belle Instance

Character Song: “When You’re Evil” by Voltaire Random Song: “What About Now” by Daughtry

Pamina Siemens

Character Song: “Buried Alive” by Citizen Soldier Random Song: “Whispers In The Dark” by Skillet

Fenrir Greyback

Character Song: “Been To Hell” by Hollywood Undead Random Song: “Surrender” by Billy Talent

Sharleen Siemens

Character Song: “Of Wolf And Man” by Metallica Random Song: “10,000 Fists” by Disturbed

Amelia Fernandez

Character Song: “Stand My Ground” by Within Temptation Random Song: “Soldier” by Eminem

Eleasar Cohen

Character Song: “Across The Line” by Linkin Park Random Song: “Dirty Little Secret” by The American Rejects

Ben Chaplin

Character Song: “Poison” by Alice Cooper Random Song: “Once Upon A December” by Anastacia OST

Connor Montgomery

Character Song: “Take It Out On Me” by Thousand Foot Krutch Random Song: “End Of Me” by Apocalyptica Feat. Gavin Rossdale

Vortula Portocalos

Character Song: “And We Run” by Within Temptation Feat. Xibit Random Song: “Listen To The Rain” by Evanescence

Moony / Gedmednagraphgal

Character Song: “Rebirthing” by Skillet Random Song: “Everybody’s Fool” by Evanescence

Carolus

Character Song: “Carolus Rex” by Sabaton Random Song: “Russian Roulette” by Rihanna

[thebloodychampion]

Another Muse List

This time no read more, so sorry in advance for that as long post. Really sorry

Well it went under readmore, but I have a few little things to say. Like an impressum or an index. What every spot means. Last four are NSFW headcanon based.

Name - The muses name, can be given name and last name, sometimes only given name.

Fandom - Which fandom are they in, they can also be in other fandoms. But this one is the main fandom. Where their originally are meant to be in.

Age - The muses age.

Zodiac - Their zodiac sign

Gender - Their gender, that is what they are born with or identify as. Example for Diran, he identifies as male more than as female. Maron is born female but disguises herself as male.

Sexuality - What sexuality the muses have. This is specific for sexual relations and not specifically romantic relations. More like what sex/gender they prefer for having sex with.

Romantic Interest - Their interest in romantic relations, this can differ from their sexuality. Some muses would sleep with any sex/gender but only have a romantic relation with a specific one. Example: Etienne, open for sex with anyone but is only interested in guys when it comes to some thing romantic.

Sex Drive - How willing they are to have sex or nsfw content. Those with high (sex drive) are more open, average/medium sex drive are open but noit as eager. Muses with low sex drive need a bit of coaxing. Those with no sex drive are never availble for sexual content. Example: Drealav, Maron, Sethius (although it can vary with him, he is always eager with muses he is in a romantic relationship with), Quentius, Danny.

Shipping - What type of shipping their are open with. Example: Multiship, the muse is available for any type of ship. Singleship - The muse has a canon ship in their main verse which will not change - Sethius with Narya, Madadh with Nyx and Renius with Vivia. No Ship - The muse is not available for shipping.

Height - The muses height

Weight - The muses weight.

Face Claim - What the muse looks like, or in the mass effect characters point, what they would look like as human.

Voice Claim - What the muse sounds like in their original form.

Occupation - What is the muse doing for a living.

Race - The muses race (human, dwarf, elf, qunari, turian, salarian, krogan, asari, quarian, god)

Class - Their specific class (mage, rogue, warrior, infiltrator, soldier, engineer)

Nationality/P.O.B. - POB = Place of birth, the nationality of the muse. Where the muse comes from.

Specials - Any specifics about the muse (aka blindness, PTSD, possessions...)

Song - The character song

Trope - A kind of basic description or what makes the muse

Sexual Position - What they are during sex

Kinks - Their favourite kinks, what they like in bed

Favourite Positions - What position they like during sex

Penis size/Breast size - Self explantory

Name: Archer Hawke // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 35 // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′2″ (190cm) // Weight: 187lbs (85kg) // Face Claim: Colin O’Donoghue // Voice Claim: Nicholas Boulton // Occupation: Champion Of Kirkwall // Race: Human // Class: Warrior // Nationality: Ferelden // Specials: Blind, PTSD, Burn Marks // Song: “I Am Human” by Escape The Fate // Trope: Blindweapon Master // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Pet Play, Collars and Leashes // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Standing, On Top // Penis Size: 5,7 inches (14,4cm) (length, cut), 0,8 inches (2cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Cyrion Hawke // Fandom: Dragon  Age // Age: 35 // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heterromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′9″ (205cm) // Weight: 230lbs (104kg) // Face Claim: Jason Momoa // Voice Claim: Thor Edgell // Occupation: None // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Ferelden // Specials: Slightly illiterate // Song: “Stay” by Rectifire // Trope: Barefoot Sage // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Exhibitionism, biting and scratching from his partner // Favourite Positions: Girl on top, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing, Against the wall, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 4,8 inches (12cm) (length, uncut), 1,4 inches (3,5cm) (diameter) // Pebis Image: NSFW

Name: Dreag Hawke // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 35 // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′8″ (172cm) // Weight: 136lbs (62kg) // Face Claim: Tom Riley // Voice Claim: James A.Woods // Occupation: None // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Ferelden/Tevinter // Specials: Host of Elgar’nan // Song: “Rise” by The Glitch Mob, Mako & The Word Alive // Trope: The Archmage // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Rimming, Blowjobs, Semi-Public Sex, Orgasm Denial // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Against A Wall, On A Desk // Penis Size: 5,4 inches (13,7cm) (length, uncut), 1,7 inches (4,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Lia Tabris // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 30 // Zodiac: Libra // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heterromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′3″ (160cm) // Weight: 120lbs (54kg) // Face Claim: Katherine McNamara // Voice Claim: Susannah Fielding // Occupation: Warden Commander // Race: Elf // Class: Rogue // Nationality: Ferelden // Specials: Tainted // Song: “Bring Me Back To Life” by Extreme Music // Trope: Shadow Archtype // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: BDSM (light version), Nipple Play, Oral Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Facesitting // Favourite Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy Style, On Her Stomache // Breast Size: B Cup (around 70-80 B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Than Mahariel // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 34 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′7″ (170cm) // Weight: 147lbs (67kg) // Face Claim: Rodrigo Santoro // Voice Claim: Mark Bazeley // Occupation: Warden // Race: Elf // Class: Rogue // Nationality: Dalish // Specials: Tainted // Song: “Raise Your Banner” by Within Temptation Feat. Anders Friden // Trope: Good Is Not Soft // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Accidental Stimulation, Edge Play, Face Fucking // Favourite Positions: Standing, On Top, Partner On Top, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 6,1 inches (15,4 cm) (length, uncut), 1,1 inches (2,7cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Sethius Amladaris // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 1385 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Asexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: None // Shipping: Singleship // Height: 5′10″ (177cm) // Weight: 165lbs (75kg) // Face Claim: Robert Carlyle // Voice Claim: David Sterne // Occupation: Ex-High Priest of Dumat // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Tevinter // Specials: Immortal, Corypheus // Song: “The Islander” by Nightwish // Trope: Took A Level In Badass // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None really, likes romantic stuff  // Favourite Positions: Partner On Top, Missionary // Penis Size: 6,0 inches (15cm) (length, cut), 1,9 inches (4,8cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Elgan Lavellan // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 26 // Zodiac: Cancer // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 4′10″ (147cm) // Weight: 108lbs (49kg) // Face Claim: Eleanor Tomlinson // Voice Claim: Alix Wilton Regan // Occupation: First Of Clan Lavellan // Race: Elf // Class: Mage // Nationality: Dalish // Specials: Necromancer, The Mark (if Inquisitor) // Song: “Shameless” by Colorblind // Trope: Generic Cuteness // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Nipple Play, Age Play, Blowjobs, Light Bondage // Favourite Positions: On Top, On Her Stomache, Doggy Style, Standing, Reverse Cowgirl // Breast Size: B Cup (around 75 B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Diran Lavellan // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 29 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Intersex // Sexuality: Demisexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′4″ (167cm) // Weight: 154lbs (65kg) / Face Claim: Nicole Beharie // Voice Claim: Michael Yurchak // Occupation: Inquisitor // Race: Elf // Class: Rogue // Nationality: Dalish // Specials: The Mark // Song: “The Chosen Ones” by Dream Evil // Trope: The Chosen One  // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Begging, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Oral Sex, Rimming // Favourite Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, On Their Stomache, Standing, Missionary, Doggy Style // Breast Size: A Cup (not enough to wear a bra), also has a small penis and a vagina.

Name: Hjarrandr O Bearhold // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 56 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heterromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′1″ (215cm) // Weight: 257lbs (117kg) // Face Claim: Timothy Omundson // Voice Claim: Jamieson Price // Occupation: Avaar Augur // Race: Avaar // Class: Mage // Nationality: Avaar // Specials: Former Hakkonite // Song: “I’m Alive” by Ends With A Bullet // Trope: I See Dead People // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM Light, Cock Worship, Oral Sex, Outdoors, Semi Public Sex // Favourite Positions: Standing, Missionary, Partner On Top, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 4,4 inches (11cm) (length, uncut), 1,1 inches (2,7cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Lucius Veridio // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 32 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′3″ (190cm) // Weight: 190lbs (86kg) // Face Claim: Tom Ellis // Voice Claim: Dominic Keating // Occupation: Magister // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Tevinter // Specials: Battlemage, War Veteran, Slave Hunter // Song: “Stronger” by Through Fire // Trope: Our Mages Are Different // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Scratching // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing, On A Desk, Against A Wall, Standing // Penis Size: 6,4 inches (16cm) (length, cut), 1,1 inches (2,7cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Etienne De LeChanger / Petyr Gallus // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 941 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′9″ (179cm) // Weight: 157lbs (71kg) // Face Claim: Aidan Gillen // Voice Claim: Nolan North // Occupation: Orlesian Professor, Ex-High Priest of Razikale // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Orlais/Tevinter // Specials: Immortal // Song: “I’m Dangerous” by The Everlove // Trope: Our Dragons Are Different // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Edge Play, Oral Sex, Cock Worship, Sometimes breathplay but only with someone he truly trusts // Favourite Positions: Missionary, Doggy Style, On Top, On His Stomache // Penis Size: 5,1 inches (12,9cm) (length, cut), 0,6 inches (1,5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Nicolas Belmond // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 40 // Zodiac: Gemini // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′0″ (182cm) // Weight: 171lbs (77kg) // Face Claim: Pedro Pascal // Voice Claim: Michael Antonakos // Occupation: Merchant Prince, Ex-Antivan Crow // Race: Human // Class: Rogue // Nationality: Antiva // Specials: None // Song: “Beating As One” by Rectifire // Trope: Extreme Omnisexual // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Breath Play, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Rimming, BDSM // Faovurite Positions: Standing, 69, Against A Wall, Missionary, Partner On Top, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 8,1 inches (20,5cm) (length, cut), 2,4 inches (6cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Malcolm Hawke // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 68 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′5″ (195cm) // Weight: 210lbs (95kg) // Face Claim: Oded Fehr // Voice Claim: Nicholas Boulton // Occupation: None // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Ferelden // Specials: Assumed dead, Apostate, Bound Corypheus // Song: “Carry Me” by Eurielle // Trope: Badass Creed // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Age Play, Oral Sex, Rimming, Maiesiophilia (not all of them just those pregnant from him) // Favourite Positions: MIssionary, Partner On Top, Doggy Style, Standing // Penis Size: 5,1 inches (12,9cm) (length, uncut), 0,7inches (1,7cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Tomey Surana // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 28 // Zodiac: Pisces // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′3″ (160cm) // Weight: 108lbs (49kg) // Face Claim: Isabel Lucas // Voice Claim: Laura Bailey // Occupation: Warden // Race: Elf // Class: Mage // Nationality: Ferelden/Avaar // Specials: Tainted // Song: “Halo” by Starset // Trope: Friend To All Living Things // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Outdoors, Semi Public Sex, Dirty Talk, BDSM Light // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, On Top, Reverse Cowgirl, On Her Stomache // Breast Size: A Cup (like 65A) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Lyon Amell // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 36 // Zodiac: Aries // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′2″ (187cm) // Weight: 196lbs (89kg) // Face Claim: Michiel Huisman // Voice Claim: Robin Atkin Downes // Occupation: Mercenary // Race: Human // Class: Warrior // Nationality: Free Marches // Specials: Almost drowned // Song: “My Demons” by Starset // Trope: Hell Seeker // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Outdoors, Military/Suit Kink, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Rimming // Favourite Positions: On His Stomache, 69, Doggy Style, Partner On Top // Penis Size: 10,3 inches (26cm) (length, uncut), 3,2 inches (8cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Solona Amell // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 36 // Zodiac: Aries // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′8″ (172cm) // 156lbs (71kg) // Face Claim: Jessica De Gouw // Voice Claim: Kate Kennedy // Occupation: Warden // Race: Human // Class: Mage // Nationality: Free Marches // Specials: Tainted // Song: “Lost” by Within Temptation // Trope: Heaven Seeker // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Semi Public, Age Play (likes older partners), Outdoors, Nipple Play // Favourite Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggy Style, On Top // Breast Size: C Cup (like 90C) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Talar Adaar // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 37 // Zodiac: Taurus // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′2″ (218cm) // Weight: 256lbs (116kg) // Face Claim: Howard Charles // Voice Claim: John Curry // Occupation: Inquisitor // Race: Qunari // Class: Mage // Nationality: Vashoth/Free Marches // Specials: The Mark // Song: “Finish Line” by Skillet // Trope: Big Damn Heroes // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Light BDSM, Tying someone up, Outdoor Sex, Blindfolding // Favourite Positions: Partner on top, Missionary, Doggy Style, Standing Up // Penis Size: 11,4 inches (28,9cm) (length, uncut), 2,0 inches (5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Herah Adaar // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: 32 // Zodiac: Sagittarius // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′0″ (213cm) // Weight: 200lbs (90kg) // Face Claim: Meagan Tandy // Voice Claim: Sumalee Montano // Occupation: Mercenary // Race: Qunari // Class: Rogue // Nationality: Vashoth/Free Marches // Specials: None // Song: “Fight” by All Good Things // Trope: Mind Over Matter // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None yet // Favourite Positions: On Top, Missionary, Doggy Style, 69 // Breast Size: B Cup (like 80B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Jerker // Fandom: Dragon Age // Age: Unknown // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Demiromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′2″ (218cm) // Weight: 234lbs (106kg) // Face Claim: Michael Fassbender // Voice Claim: Andrew Greenough // Occupation: Avaar God, Nightmare Demon // Race: Avaar // Class: Mage // Nationality: Avaar, God // Specials: Hakkon, Immortal // Song: “The Reckoning” by Within Temptation // Trope: Eldritch Abomination // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing Up, Legs Over Shoulder, Reverse Cowgirls // Penis Size: 6,8 inches (17,2cm) (length, uncut), 2,0 inches (5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Irius Sparatus // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 42 // Zodiac: Aquarius // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′8″ (203cm) // Weight: 216lbs (98kg) // Face Claim: Jeffrey Dean Morgan // Voice Claim: Alastair Duncan // Occupation: Turian Councilor // Race: Turian // Class: Civilian // P.O.B: Altakiril // Specials: PTSD // Song: “Fly On The Wall” by Thousand Foot Krutch // Trope: Deadpan Snarker // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Office Kink, Edge Play, Rimming, Light Bondage, Impact Play (Light), Cock Worship // Favourite Positions: 69, Doggy Style, Standing, On A Desk // Penis Size: 5,3 inches (13,4cm) (length, cut), 0,7 inches (1,7cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Karnesh // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 624 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Demisexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′5″ (226cm) // Weight: 284lbs (129kg) // Face Claim: Hugh Laurie // Voice Claim: Rory McCann // Occupation: Shadow Broker Agent, Information Broker // Race: Krogan // Class: Infiltrator // P.O.B.: Korlus // Specials: Right Hemisphere Brain Damage, Minimal Lungfunction // Song: “Venom” by Eminem // Trope: Knowledge Broker // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Food Play, Rimming, Oral Sex, Edge Play, Public Sex // Favourite Positions: Doiggy Style, Against A Wall, Missionary, Partner On Top // Penis Size: 5,5 inches (13,9cm) (length, uncut), 1,2 inches (3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Clavius Tarxis // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 51 // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′2″ (218cm) // Weight: 253lbs (115kg) // Face Claim: Benedict Cumberbatch // Voice Claim: Kristofer Hivju // Occupation: Bodyguard, Ex-Blue Suns Lieutenant // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B: Aephus // Specials: DID, CIPA // Song: “Fine” by Mike Shinoda // Trope: The Oathbreaker // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM, Bondage, Impact Play, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Rimming, Oral Sex // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing, Partner On Top, Partner On Their Stomache, 69 // Penis Size: 5,9 inches (14,9cm) (length, uncut), 1,7 inches (4,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Renius Sparatus // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 73 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Singleship // Height: 6′7″ (200cm) // Weight: 209lbs (95kg) // Face Claim: Donal Logue // Voice Claim: Charles Dance // Occupation: General of the Blackwatch // Race: Turian // Class: Ghost Infiltrator // P.O.B.: Invictus // Specials: PTSD, Left Arm Lost, Blind in one eye // Song: “Leave It All Behind” by Cult To Follow // Trope: Old Soldier // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Romantic Stuff, Suit Kink, Soft Partners, Odaxelagnia (Biting), Pegging // Favourite Postions: Missionary, Partner On Top, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy Style, Standing // Penis Size: 4,1 inches (10,4cm) (length, uncut), 1,2 inches (3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Torana Sparatus // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 30 // Zodiac: Taurus // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Heterromantic // Sex Drive: Middle // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′0″ (182cm) // Weight: 169lbs (77kg) // Face Claim: Aja Naomi King // Voice Claim: Claudia Black // Occupation: C-Sec Officer // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B: Altakiril // Specials: cannot have children // Song: “One Woman Army” by Porcelain Black // Trope: Sassy Black Woman // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: BDSM Light, Bondage Light, Pregnant Sex (which is rare for her), Rimming, Oral Sex // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing, Against The Wall, 69, Missionary // Breast Size (as human): C Cup (likely 85C) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Jurdon Madadh // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 1385 // Zodiac: Aries // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Singleship // Height: 8′3″ (251cm) // Weight: 330lbs (150kg) // Face Claim: Travis Fimmel // Voice Claim: Steven Hartley // Occupation: Mercenary // Race: Krogan // Class: Battlemaster // P.O.B.: Tuchanka // Specials: Survived a headshot // Song: “You’re Mine” by Disturbed // Trope: Badass Grandpa // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Creampie, Maiesiophilia // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Partner On Top, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary // Penis Size: 11,2 inches (28,4cm) (length, uncut), 1,7 inches (4,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Ganar Drealav // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 810 // Zodiac: Leo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Asexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: None // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 7′10″ (238cm) // Weight: 299lbs (136kg) // Face Claim: Rory McCann // Voice Claim: Anthony Skordi // Occupation: Blood Pack Leader // Race: Krogan // Class: Warlord // P.O.B.: Tuchanka // Specials: Mouth sewn shut, burn scars on his face // Song: “Immortalized” by Disturbed // Trope: Big Bad // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None // Favourite Position: None // Penis Size: 6,1 inches (15,4cm) (length, uncut), 1,9 inches (4,8cm) (diamter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Raik Cagar // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 400 // Zodiac: Sagittarius // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′2″ (218cm) // Weight: 249lbs (113kg) // Face Claim: Lupita Nyong’o // Voice Claim: Denise Gough // Occupation: Doctor // Race: Krogan // Class: Civilian // P.O.B.: Tuchanka // Specials: Melanism, Genophage // Song: “The Vengeful One” by Disturbed // Trope: Super Doc // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Edge Play, Oral Sex,  Romantic Stuff // Favourite Positions: Partner On Top, Missionary, Doggy Style, 69 // Breast Size (as human): E Cup (like 85DD) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Haral Nyras // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 78 // Zodiac: Libra // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heterromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′9″ (205cm) // Weight: 216lbs (98kg) // Face Claim: Andrew Lincoln // Voice Claim: Anthony Howell // Occupation: Ex-Navigator of the Blackwatch, General // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: Aephus // Specials: Corpalis Syndrom, Wheelchair // Song: “The Light” by Disturbed // Trope: Retired Badass // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Daddy Kink, Orgasm Denial, Edge Play, Cock Worship, Rimming, Public Sex // Favourite Positions: 69, Missionary, Partner On Top, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 5,5 inches (13,9cm) (length, cut), 1,4 inches (3,5 cm) diameter // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Oswin Shepard // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 32 // Zodiac: Aries // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′3″ (160cm) // Weight: 123lbs (56kg) // Face Claim: Chyler Leigh // Voice Claim: Jennifer Hale // Occupation: Commander of the Normandy, Spectre // Race: Human // Class: Engineer // P.O.B.: Earth // Specials: Died Once // Song: “Time Bomb” by Hollywood Undead // Trope: Loyal To The Position // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Suit Kink, Bad Boys (meaning people that are not so with the law), Creampie, Semi Public Sex, Cock Worship // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Standing, Against The Wall, Reverse Cowgirl // Breast Size: B Cup (like 85B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Noah Shepard // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 32 // Zodiac: Aries // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′7″ (200cm) // Weight: 207lbs (94kg) // Face Claim: Karl Urban // Voice Claim: Mark Meer // Occupation: Commander of the Normandy, Spectre // Race: Human // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: A spaceship // Specials: Died Once // Song: “Ultranumb” by Blu Stahli // Trope: Papa Wolf // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Rimming, Cock Worship, Edge Play, Biting, Scratching, Orgasm Denial // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing, Partner On Top, Missionary // Penis Size: 5,6 inches (14,2cm) (length, cut), 2,4 inches (6cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Maron Hinom // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 35 // Zodiac: Cancer // Gender: Female (Male) // Sexuality: Asexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: None // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 5′5″ (165cm) // Weight: 114lbs (54kg) // Face Claim: Iwan Rheon, Phoebe Tonkin // Voice Claim: Antonia Bernath // Occupation: Ex-STG // Race: Salarian // Class: Civilian // P.O.B.: Sur’Kesh // Specials: Old Age // Song: “On My Own” by Ashes Remain // Trope: The Cynic // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: None // Favourite Position: Missionary (So she can stab them in the eye if they do something stupid) // Breast Size (as human): A Cup (likely 70A) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Shaela’Riel Vas Tonbay // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 26 // Zodiac: Pisces // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′6″ (167cm) // Weight: 121lbs (55kg) // Face Claim: Ksenia Solo // Voice Claim: Eve Myles // Occupation: Navigator // Race: Quarian // Class: Engineer // P.O.B: Migrant Fleet // Specials: Compromised Immunesystem // Song: “Unbreakable” by Fireflight // Trope: Engineer // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Romantic Stuff, Creampie, Oral Sex // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Standing, 69, On Top // Breast Size: B Cup (likely 75B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Lorik Qui’in // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 58 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′7″ (200cm) // Weight: 209lbs (95kg) // Face Claim: David Guintoli // Voice Claim: Peter Jessop // Occupation: Adminstrator of Port Hanshan // Race: Turian // Class: Civilian // P.O.B.: Palaven // Specials: None // Song: “It Has Begun” by Starset // Trope: Pretty Boy // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Edge Play, Semi Public Sex, Office Sex // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, 69 // Penis Size: 6,1 inches (15,4cm) (length, uncut), 1,3 inches (3,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Marius Nyras // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 74 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′9″ (205cm) // Weight: 216lbs (98kg) // Face Claim: J.R. Bourne // Voice Claim: Craig Sechler // Occupation: Ex-Shuttlerepairman // Race: Turian // Class: Civilan // P.O.B.: Aephus // Specials: Artificial arm and leg // Song: “Stars” by Skillet // Trope: Identity Amnesia // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM Light, Bondage, Edge Play, Cock Worship, Rimming, Bratty Partners // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary, Standing, On A Desk, 69, Partner On Top // Penis Size: 5,8 inches (14,7cm) (length, cut), 1,8 inches (4,5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Andrew Ryder // Fandom: Mass Effect Andromeda // Age: 22 // Zodiac: Pisces // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′9″ (175cm) // Weight: 154lbs (70kg) // Face Claim: Dominic Sherwood // Voice Claim: Tom Taylorson // Occupation: Pathfinder // Race: Human // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: Earth // Specials: AI in his head // Song: “One For The Money” by Escape The Fate // Trope: Hope Bringer // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Edge Play, Creampie, Pygophilia (Butts), Rimming // Favourite Positions: Missionary, Doggy Style, On Top, Partner On Top // Penis Size: 4,6 inches (11cm) (length, cut), 1,4 inches (3,5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Tayus Draxas // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 41 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′8″ (203cm) // Weight: 222lbs (101kg) // Face Claim: Jude Law // Voice Claim: Michael Maloney // Occupation: Mercenary // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: Aephus // Specials: None // Song: “The Resistance” by Skillet // Trope: Not Good With People // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM, Bondage, Edge Play, Orgasm Denial, Suit Kink // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Partner On Top, 69, Missionary // Penis Size: 4,1 inches (10,4cm) (length, cut), 0,9 inches (2,2cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Tachyus Nyras // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 21 // Zodiac: Cancer // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Panromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′9″ (205cm) // Weight: 196lbs (98kg) // Face Claim: Torrance Coombs // Voice Claim: Paul Thornley // Occupation: None // Race: Turian // Class: Civilian // P.O.B.: Palaven // Specials: Corpalis Syndrom, Wheelchair, Dead by 25 // Song: “Warrior Inside” by Leader // Trope: Overshadowed By Awesome // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Romantic Stuff., Cock Worship, Edge Play, Cream Pie // Favourite Position: Doggy Style, Missionary, On His Stomache // Penis Size: 6,6 inches (16,7cm) (length, uncut), 2,0 inches (5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Macen Barro // Fandom: Mass Effect Andromeda // Age: 61 // Zodiac: Pisces // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Homosexual // Romantic Interest: Homoromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Singleship // Height: 7′1″ (215cm) // Weight: 246lbs (112kg) // Face Claim: Richard Armitage // Voice Claim: Daniel Riordan // Occupation: Ex-Blackwatch Engineer, Ex-Pathfinder // Race: Turian // Class: Engineer // P.O.B.: Palaven // Special: AI in his head // Song: “No Plan B” by Manafest // Trope: Badass Gay // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Bratty Partners, Orgasm Denial, Rimming, Edge Play, Military Kink // Favourite Positions: Missionary, Standing, Against The Wall, Doggy Style // Penis Size: 8,1 inches (20,5cm), 2,0 inches (5cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: S.A.M. (Simulated Adaptiv Matrix) // Fandom: Mass Effect: Andromeda // Age: Unknown // Zodiac: Libra // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Demisexual // Romantic Interest: Demiromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 5′10″ (177cm) // Weight: 194lbs (88kg) // Face Claim: Will Tudor // Voice Claim: Alexia Traverse-Hailey // Occupation: Aritificial Intelligence // Race: Artificial Intelligence // Class: Everything // P.O.B: Unknown // Specials: None // Song: “Mortals” by Warriyo // Trope: Benevolent AI // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: None yet // Favourite Positions: Missionary, Doggy Style, Standing, Against The Wall // Penis Size: 5,3 inches (13,4cm) (length, uncut), 1,7 inches (4,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Yaora V’Loar // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 301 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′3″ (160cm) // Weight: 114lbs (52kg) // Face Claim: Astrid Berges Frisbey // Voice Claim: Moira Quirk // Occupation: Consort Worker // Race: Asari // Class: Civilian // P.O.B.: Omega // Specials: None // Song: “Hey Mama” by David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj // Trope: The Muse // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Creampie, Rimming, Nipple Play, Oral Sex, Cock Worship // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Standing, 69, On A Desk, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl // Breast Size: C Cup (likely 85C) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Yandra Nyras // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 21 // Zodiac: Cancer // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′9″ (205cm) // Weight: 194lbs (88kg) // Face Claim: Alexandra Daddario // Voice Claim: Elle Newlands // Occupation: Embassy Worker // Race: Turian // Class: Civilian // P.O.B: Palaven // Specials: Possibility of Corpalis Syndrom // Song: “Give Me Love” by Ed Sheeran // Trope: Proper Lady // Sexual Position: Submissive // Kinks: Edge Play, Age Play, Creampie, Strap On, Rimming, Pegging // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, 69, On Top, Reverse Cowgirl // Breast Size (as human): B Cup (likely 90B) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Quentius Zuris // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 50 // Zodiac: Capricorn // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Asexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: None // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 7′0″ (213cm) // Weight: 229lbs (104kg) // Face Claim: Hugh Dancy // Voice Claim: Steve Pirot // Occupation: Ex-Mediator of the Blackwatch // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: Palaven // Specials: Blind, Radiationpoisoning // Song: “Last One Standing” by Simple Plan // Trope: Bizarre Alien Biology // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None // Favourite Positions: Doggy Style, Missionary // Penis Size: 5,5 inches (13,9cm) (length, cut), 2,5 inches (6,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Urdnot Wreav // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 1300 // Zodiac: Sagittarius // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 7′10″ (238cm) // Weight: 315lbs (143kg) // Face Claim: Joe Manganiello // Voice Claim: Jim Cummings // Occupation: None // Race: Krogan // Class: Krogan Warlord // P.O.B.: Tuchanka // Specials: Crushed by a Thresher Maw // Song: “Phoenix Down” by The Unguided // Trope: Even Evil Has Standards // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: Edge Play, BDSM, Dirty Talk, Oral Sex // Favourite Positions: Standing, Against A Wall, Doggy Style, Partner On Top // Penis Size: 6,4 inches (16,2cm) (length, uncut), 1,9 inches (4,8cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Adrien Victus // Fandom: Mass Effect // Age: 67 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Bisexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 7′0″ (213cm) // Weight: 235lbs (107kg) // Face Claim: Hugh Jackman // Voice Claim: Daniel Riordan // Occupation: Turian Primarch // Race: Turian // Class: Soldier // P.O.B.: Palaven // Specials: Lost his son // Song: “Last Man Standing” by Hammerfall // Trope: Unexpected Successor // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None yet // Favourite Positions: Missionary, Doggy Style, Against A Wall, Reverse Cowgirl, 69 // Penis Size: 4,5 inches (11,4cm) (length, cut), 1,6 inches (4,0cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Moony, Gedmednagraphgal // Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Age, Dragon Ball // Age: Unknown // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Greysexual // Romantic Interest: Aromantic // Sex Drive: Low // Shipping: No Ship // Height: 4′11″ (149cm) // Weight: 95lbs (45kg) // Face Claim: Erza Scarlet // Voice Claim: Claudia Ann Christian, Paul Nakauchi // Occupation: Grim Reaper // Race: Angel // Class: Reaper // P.O.B: Unknown // Specials: Immortal // Song: “Rebirthing” by Skillet // Trope: Don’t Fear The Reaper // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: None // Favourite Positions: Missionary, On Top, Doggy Style // Breast Size: C Cup (likely 80C) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Danny Fernandez // Fandom: Harry Potter // Age: 26 // Zodiac: Scorpio // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Asexual // Romantic Interest: Biromantic // Sex Drive: None // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′2″ (190cm) // Weight: 187lbs (85kg) // Face Claim: Keanu Reeves // Voice Claim: Roger Craig Smith // Occupation: Astronomy Teacher // Race: Human // Class: Wizard // Nationality: Spain // Specials: Animagus // Song: “No Giving Up Now” by Crossfade // Trope: Jerk With A Heart Of Gold // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: None // Favourite Positions: None // Penis Size: 7,6 inches (19,3cm) (length, cut), 2,4 inches (6cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

Name: Belle Instance // Fandom: Harry Potter // Age: 31 // Zodiac: Gemini // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′8″ (172cm) // Weight: 156lns (71kg) // Face Claim: Famke Janssen // Voice Claim: Myanna Buring // Occupation: Death Eater // Race: Human // Class: Witch // Nationality: United Kingdom // Specials: None // Song: “When You’re Evil” by Voltaire // Trope: The Dreaded // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks: BDSM, Bondage, Edge Play, Impact Play, Food Play, Orgasm Denial // Favourite Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, On Top, Doggy Style, Against A Wall, Standing Up, On Her Stomache // Breast Size: C Cup (likely 90C) // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Pamina Siemens // Fandom: Harry Potter // Age: 16 // Zodiac: Virgo // Gender: Female // Sexuality: Heterosexual // Romantic Interest: Heteroromantic // Sex Drive: Medium // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 5′5″ (165cm) // Weight: 114lbs (54kg) // Face Claim: Kaya Scodelario // Voice Claim: Courtney Hope // Occupation: Slytherin Student in Hogwarts // Race: Human // Class: Witch, Part Werewolf // Nationality: United Kingdom // Specials: Lycanthropy from birth // Song: “Buried Alive” by Citizen Soldier // Trope: Totally Not A Werewolf // Sexual Position: Switch // Kinks: Odaxelagnia (Biting), Bondage, Romantic Stuff, Scratching, Outdoor Sex, Exhibitionism (Everything when she is off age) // Favourite Positions: On Top, Doggy Style, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl // Breast Size: Between A Cup and B Cup // Breast Image: NSFW

Name: Fenrir Greyback // Fandom: Harry Potter // Age: 60 // Zodiac: Leo // Gender: Male // Sexuality: Pansexual // Romantic Interest: Demiromantic // Sex Drive: High // Shipping: Multiship // Height: 6′8″ (203cm) // Weight: 220lbs (100kg) // Face Claim: Tom Hardy // Voice Claim: Christopher Judge // Occupation: Werewolf Leader // Race: Human // Class: Werewolf // Nationality: United Kingdom // Specials: Lycanthropy // Song: “Been To Hell” by Hollywood Undead // Trope: The Big Bad Wolf // Sexual Position: Dominant // Kinks:  Odaxelagnia (Biting), Outdoor Sex, Semi Public Sex, Anything that is not too vanilla. // Favourite Positions: Anything // Penis Size: 5,6 inches (14,2cm) (length, cut), 1,7 inches (4,3cm) (diameter) // Penis Image: NSFW

[thebloodychampion]

Harry Potter verses

For each muse (unless I cannot think of something) / Edit: Dragon Age Muses for now.

Archer Hawke is going to be a member of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, formly an auror but had to like quit his job since during a mission he was rendered almost completely blind. He can still see shapes and differentiate between light and shadow. Now he works in the Improper Use of Magic Office.

Archer is a halfblood, his father a pureblood wizard and his mother a muggle. His mother died when he finished Hogwarts. And his father is in another country for a long time.

He is a former Slytherin.

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Cyrion Hawke is a werewolf. He got bitten right after he finished school, since he ironically wanted to worked in the Werewolf Registry in the Beast Devision of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Well that job didn’t work out for him. Instead he decided to live a quiet life in some forest and write books about Lycanthropy. He published some of them under a fake name. He is one of the few werewolves who isn’t in Greyback’s pack-

He is Archer’s twin brother so well he has the same blood status as a halfblood

He is a former Gryffindor

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Dreag Hawke, is kind of a mystery. He spent a lot of time in Azkaban, but never for long.  Not like a life time, more like six months here and there. Now he works in a small department in the Ministry. Actually in the Department of Magical Transportation. In the Portkey Section. He  has like a weird connection to his wand considering it got like Thestral hair in it. He also the only who can see Thestrals, since he was the only one who saw his mother die. Archer wasn’t there and well Cyrion was in St.Mungo due to his Lycanthropy.

He is also Archer and Cyrion’s twin brother and also a halfblood.

He is a former Slytherin

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Lia Tabris, is an Auror. Nothing else to say there. She likes her job.

In another verse she is still in Hogwarts since she is one of my younger muses with 18 - 28. So when she is 28, she is an auror and when she is 18, she finished Hogwarts.

Lia is also a muggleborn. She lives with her dad in like a small village in Ireland.

Lia is a (former) Gryffindor.

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Than is working in The Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, in the  Invisibility Task Force.

He is a halfblood, his mum was a witch and his dad a muggle.

He is a former Ravenclaw

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Sethius Amladaris is a death eater and working in the Ministry. In The Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, in the  Obliviator Headquarters. Which gives him some advantages since he sometimes obliviates people’s mind to forget that they saw him.

He is a pureblood.

He is a former Slytherin

Sethius was also already a death eater in the like First Wizarding War.

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Elgan and Diran are both like either Ravenclaw students. Or Elgan works as a healer in St.Mungo on the Second Floor.  Diran is working there as well but on the fourth floor. They are both half bloods.

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Hjarrandr is a author of like many books regarding magical plants and how to use them. He was never one for working an office job or as a healer or auror. He was a former Death Eater but hid away from Voldemort after he was resurrected. He also was convicted but let go after a few years since he made no attempt of rejoining him or had any desire of that.

He is a pureblood.

He is a former Ravenclaw.

Hjarrandr was active as a death eater in the First Wizarding War.

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Lucius Veridio is working in the Ministry in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and is sitting in the wizengamot. He isn’t very happy there and sometimes does some side jobs. All day sitting around isn’t really Lucius thing.

Lucius is a halfblood, but he always thought he was a pureblood considering both his parents are pureblood. Turns out his mother was actually a muggle, his real mother.

He is a former Slytherin.

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Nicolas works in the Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects. Nothing special. He has like four children already and was also alive during the First Wizarding War.

He is a halfblood, with his dad being a wizard and his mum being a muggle.

He is a former Slytherin.

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Etienne works in the Department of Mysterys. So he is an unspeakable one. He rarely or well never talks about his job at all. He also worked for a short period of time in Hogwarts. Only for like two years before accepting the job at the Ministry.

He is a pureblood.

He is also a former Ravenclaw.

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Tomey like many other muses, is either aged down so she is in Hogwarts as a Hufflepuff or she works as a Magizoologist. Nothing more is known about her right now. She is also a muggleborn.

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Malcolm is Archer, Cyrion and Dreag’s father, he actually was in Hogwarts until he got kicked out for some unknown reason. Some rumor that he was a werewolf, others that he tried to blow up the school. Both are false and certainly never true. But well he missed like the last year in Hogwarts and never got any NEWTs, which didn’t like stop him. What he does right now is unknown.

He is a pureblood.

He is a former Ravenclaw.

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Lyon and Solona are twins, Lyon went to Gryffindor and works as an Auror and Solona was a former Ravenclaw and works as a healer. They are both pureblooded and rather close. Meaning that Solona often times patched Lyon up when he ended up in St. Mungo because of his job.

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Talar works in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures under the   Being Division. He is a former Hufflepuff and the big brother of Herah, who travels the world to see rare creatures and study them. Much like a magizoologist but without the like intention of learning more about them. She is most likely used to deal with dangerous magical beings such as manticores, nundus and such. Not necessarily to kill them but the capture them and release them in their original habitat. Herah is a former  Syltherin. Herah and Talar are both halfbloods.

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Jerker is actually not a Hogwarts student but from Durmstrang, he would have been in Slytherin if he had been in Hogwarts. He was alive during the time of Gellert Grindelwald. Which made him a very old wizard and he comes very close to Dumbledore’s age, but instead of a white bear and all that, he looks rather young or at least not like an old man. He is a pureblood.