#hitme

[givemefreshtofu]

It's been a few years since I posted in the blog but when I come back, I'm always glad to see how alive you've been keeping all these movies. During this time, I've been developing a game, HITM3, and today it released. It's a slice - of - life adventure where you help your beloved pack film a movie in Santiago de Chile. I'm sure if you follow the blog, you'll know the movies they watch. So please, if you're interested, you can find it here

[queergamesbundle]

We're so happy to share that "HITM3" by Xiri launched on Steam today. Our favorite characters are in 3D (!), and they're making a movie together. Please check out the game! Buying and reviewing it soon makes a huge difference. Wishlisting is good too.

[babylove007]

I need to have the strongest fist at Adelaide punch me as hard as they can in the skull

As hard as you possibly can

Ill pay you to do it

Its like a freeebie for all the hits the police planned and couldn't wait for

This time though, it's the preliminary round for how hard this train needs to run over my skull to turn my heart light back on

When I get to heaven

I will pay you to hit me as hard as you can

Thank you so much in advance if I get to heaven before someone shows up to take me back to the hell I was living near

Forever In Gratitude For The Fist That Loved Me Most, And The Track That Loved Me So Much It Followed In Their Footsteps

[vaginasore]

"are you sad?"

what do i say?

a well is deep, shallow, and low

filled with water beneath the sun

push me down and i will die

drown in its hangerless grip

the gray stones will taunt with a climbers hold

and my fingers will reach out to touch

the water will fill me

like the gurgle of salt water on a sore throat

ill blubber with pleas and grasp my fingers fruitlessly

at the stupid climbers hold

and then ill forget

why im fighting at all

the water is warm

and the bricks are so tall

my legs know how to kick

so ill doggy paddle

floating

infinitely

floating

stupid fucking climbers hold

[jellyaibo]

jnj you CANT do that oh you CANT be doing this to me

HHHHHHHNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG itsfrom this

[wonderxshows]

anywyas. im Pretty sure tan youyou is voiced by natsuki hanae in the jp dub. im willing to bet my life on it

[thetisming]

i must say the sebastian objection voiceline is vwry silly and cute i like it a lot .

[methad1ne]

I can assure you I am ready!

I have so many Halsin/Abdirak thoughts and the only thing holding me back from spilling it on you all is the knowledge that the world is not ready.

Yet.

[givemetofu]

Today it's been one month since HITM3 released, thank you so much for playing.

[marshberri]

slut

[babylove007]

I need to have the strongest fist at Adelaide punch me as hard as they can in the skull

As hard as you possibly can

Ill pay you to do it

Its like a freeebie for all the hits the police planned and couldn't wait for

This time though, it's the preliminary round for how hard this train needs to run over my skull to turn my heart light back on

When I get to heaven

I will pay you to hit me as hard as you can

Thank you so much in advance if I get to heaven before someone shows up to take me back to the hell I was living near

Forever In Gratitude For The Fist That Loved Me Most, And The Track That Loved Me So Much It Followed In Their Footsteps

[ianisin]

DOUBLE TROUBLE | Hitman 3 - Part 5

[ask-postcrash-curly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4haJHYUJw

sorry can s.omeone please helpme please and quicker this time its worse sorry thankyou justneed it to stop fast please, i am quite afraid its fucking fireworks isnt even thesaem thing that happened to me,and itsnot real why does ithurt that s so pointless im sick of it im nevergoing to be able to be a person again if i have a panic ove r eveyrthing i nwant to go home soon now

pleasmake it turn off fast thank you love you help im scared

supposed to be strong this isso stupid hahaha. ow ow ow ow

cananyone haer me. pleas em ake it turn off cant do this one forso long its makingme panic every time oneofthem goes off haha it doesnt even soundthe same it was muchlouder when iitreally happened

what if the asteroid goes into a star a sun and idont die because im not allowed ever and i ahve to beo nfire forever!! that would be bad i don t want that . oh my god what the fuck am i talking about. maybe i shoudl just scream really loud and then jimmy will come and maybe he'll hit me hard enough to make itstop

no hah okay nope im not goingt o do that . thatss not a good plam at all! then iwould probably cry and he owudl hitme more!! cheers!!!!!!!! hahaha

are any of you there i want it to stop fast please. please can the time delay things not work this time idont want to wait that long .

nooo no it's fine i mean cmon the only reason that it took so long last time's because oft hhe dleays and then all the good videos came at once and it was good theyll . theyre not going to ignore me its okay that will not happen. oh god but i cant wait that long not again pleasecan you break the itme delya this time i dont want to i dont want to do this anymore

i migth start screming by accdint . i dont want to do that i t will make anya upset and jhimmy wuill be angyr and. i dont want him to be angry he might . be agnry. whyis eveyrone angyr with me all thetime i dont try to be frustrating i dont i reallydont . i dont want to be by myself anymore can you please. the rescueline disconnceted and no one can do anything to helpme please acn soemhone help me befroe i make it worse and scream haha oh mygod no i was wrong its the same its the same the sound is different but the way the colors burst across youreyelids when you shut themisthe same and tehn you cant shut them anymore and it hurts it hurts andeverything is white and then its red and youcant even scream youcant move and its just burnign and it takestoo long to pass out why did it take so long i felt evyrting it ev en when iw asnt awake i oculd feel it burnign

and i think i think he left me in there on purpose i think hewanted to make sure i coldnt get better i think he wanted to hurt me i htink he was angyr stilll about the firing an waht i sadi in the cockpit afterhis eval i think maybe thats why he hates me now i didnt i didnt know jimmy i wouldnthave said that if iknew why are you angry i wanted. to help why would you hurther jim she didnt do anytihng to you why would you why would you hurt her why would you hurt me wgy do you keep hurting me. idont ressist anymore so youdont have to push so hard dont have to reach sofar why do you . you want to hurt me yeah? you want to and itsnot because ofanything but you and me. jimmy anya soembdoy cann you make the fireworks go away for me please i will be better

please can aynoe hear me im sc ared im so scared i dont want to beon fire agian it hurt so much and wheni. woke up i couldnt stop screaming . i ocudnt stop im going tos cream aagain and hes going to hit me but nope he wont kill me he wont knock me out because i have to feel it i have to feel veyrthing all the time i cant even sleep!!! that woudl be too peaceful and i dont get to have it peaceful no no no!!!!!!! not allowed for curlly to hvave peaceful i have to be feleing all of it

i onyl had two days i only had two days iwanted to help but i was scared ishouldntmake excuses im sorry nevermind nevermind im sorry anyaimsory shoudnthave been you never you never anybody else i shoudlvedonesomething i shoudlve let us both die whenwe werekids ojgod no no i cantwant him todie hewas. my firned no no no he hurtssherbieng selfish why did i tell them why did i let her tell him why did i let him go in there why did i go in there

i wish it had killed me then it woudlnt stil hurt its been so so so so long forever humanbody isnt supposed to fele this way for so long icant do it anymore iwish they ddint all ahte me s omuch i dindt crash thesip i didnt do it i didnt i neverwouldve done it whyd theybleve you so easilyi am i thiat easy to, did anyoen ever likeme or did they all feel the same as you jimmy is that why. deado pixels everywehr theye all dead pixels and i ahve to bealive its not fair no no haha it is fair this is this is what happens when you dont do anythign now you dont get to!!!!!!cant fix anythuing no matere how muchyou want toooo

cant do anything ever and iut always hurts and shes aways crying andhe doesnt smile anymore and i dont seehim naymore hes drinnkinghismelf to death and none fo them aluagh they used to laugh i miss mmy parents i miss closing my eyes i miss when thinsgs were soft andpeople hugged me evenif it was just pretend and they didnt care i could believe it sometimes and it didnthurt

i wanna go home

i wnana go to sleep

im reallyscared that im going to scream soon not onpurpose

can anybody hear or amitalkingto nothing . can anyeone hear me? icanrt. see anything exceot, the

hah ha am i tlaking too much . i think i am . why would you give this to me. youknow it would hurt me . why does eveyrone liek to hurt me am i that awful or is it that fun . ah hahaha. it jus. it kepe s on going. ahahahaahaha. and anotheranotther anohter another another!!!! is htis because i c omplaiend about the fireare youmad at me because iwouldnt stop saying it overand over wouldnt shut up god it's so annoyign haha right thats it yeah? youask ove and over and nothing chagnes so you have to stop before you get hurt because therse a reaseono they dont listen and if you keep asking againanda again and again forever theyll make you pay.

im soryr ill. be quiet

youdont have to make it go away this time , i can. deal with itthis time until it ends if you dont do it agian. could we make that deal, is that all right can we

amibeing punished

i think i am

or maybe not . only persons get punished im not a perosn im a toy i think . thats it thats all it is anymore and hwen a toy breaks you break it moreandmoreandmore and thneyou throw itawya into the incinerator to burn forever yeah?

everyneos going to go away. whoeven cares right? got thier own lives. own worlds other worlds better worlds. better world where im gone!!! got real friends haha got reaaal families real sons. and the firworks keeo going and eveyrone goes away!!! boom boom boom thats anotehr oen gone. jsut me just me all by mysefl in th empty

oh no no no

no no nonoonnononononono im cryingnow i need to stop no ones in here and if he hears me he might

please imsorry if anyones still there please hlep i acnt stop hes going to hear me pleaseimscared

[phantolove]

hii! i really love your writing and i hope you're doing well! can i request how bonten!ran + timeskip!hanma would react when reader tries to be dominant and rizz them up then end up feeling embarrassed? i think it's gonna be funny lol,, have a nice day!

ᝰ.ᐟ rizz that man up!?

you were feeling a little bold and wanted to see if you can fluster your man

pairings: bonten!ran x fem!reader | timeskip!hanma x fem!reader

warnings: petnames?, bunch of sillies frr

a/n. thank you for the kind words!! fr this was a fun idea to write out and couldnt stop laughing lmaoo!! im not super good at writing hanma so he might be a little ooc lolol

ᝰ.ᐟ ran haitani

it all started with you totally being done with how smug and flirty your dear Ran was. you were currently in his penthouse apartment, modern, low-lit and filled with the scent of his expensive cologne he always had on.

he was lounging across the massive velvet couch in grey sweatpants and an open robe like a walking temptation (as if he wasnt a damn snack already), scrolling through his phone like a man unbothered and looking far too good for a man doing nothing.

you took a deep breath. a second time.

it was time to throw some flirts back so hard he forgets how to speak. at least thats what you had planned to do.

slowly you strut into the living room and pausing in front of him as you placed your hands on your hips. you started talking, sweeter than usual, eyes glued on him.

"you always act like you got me wrapped around your finger all the time. but what if you are the one who's been played all along?"

he glances up from his phone, looking quite amused already. "oh yeah? that what you think, baby?", he asked, voice low and now full attention on you.

you sit onto the couch beside him, slowly dragging your hand up his chest, especially tracing the tattoos, trying oh so hard to act all sultry for him. meanwhile your heart has been doing somersaults on repeat.

"maybe ive just been letting you think you got full control. letting you talk all that slick mess while i sit back and plan the kill shot"

Ran raises a brow, clearly holding back his laughter. "eh? a kill shot, you say, huh?"

you lean even closer, putting your lips near his ear. "one line from me, Haitani, and i could have you begging for me"

he doesnt move just yet. the only thing he did was look at you, his lips twitching into that slow, dangerous grin.

"well then go on, sweetheart. hitme with your best shot"

you blink at him, caught off a little too fast. suddenly, your brain had forgotten all the lines you practiced beforehand. your mouth opens and closes again. nothing came out anymore and fuck it got backhanded to you so fast.

fucker.

your face immediately burns up, the embarassment creeping in faster than you had calculated in. "wait, wait..no..i had something for this exact-"

Ran was laughing so hard now, head thrown back and brushing a hand through his short lilac hair. "aww~ nooo~ dont bail on me now baby, you looked so serious about it"

"h-hey?! i was being serious!", you groaned, face buried in your hands and not daring to look up at him.

he then wraps an arm around your shoulders and pulls you into his lap, still grinning like he hasnt just embarassed you. you peek at him through your fingers and let out a defeated sigh. "i was gonna say something hot..you ruined it.."

"mhm, then next time be prepared sweetheart~"

the fucker was now kissing you and teasing you a bunch more just to rub it in he always had the upper hand when it was about flirting.

ᝰ.ᐟ shuji hanma

hanmas apartment looks like a chaos demons lair, literally - half a pizza box on the counter, a stack of manga on the table and a horror movie paused on the screen. he's stretched across the couch like a man with no shame. no shirt on, sweatpants hanging low, hair messy. you were standing in the doorway of his living room, hyping yourself up like you're walking into a final boss fight.

your plan tonight was to get back at him, you wanted him to break and let you take the dominance for once in your relationship. slowly you slide into the room, letting your fingers trail along the back of the couch before leaning over him. you braced yourself and took a breath for a second.

"yknow, you act all tough..but i bet underneath that attitude, your just waiting for someone to take control over you"

Hanma looks up at you, completely unbothered but the slight twitch in his lips didnt go unnoticed. you stay leaned down to him that way, totally not panicking inside because he seemed so unfazed by it.

"someone to grab you by the chin, look you in the eye, and say what a good boy you are"

Hanma blinks once. then lets out a wheeze which made you now more determined to keep going.

"oh shit, so thats what we doin’ tonight?"

god it was so hard but you stayed in character, trailing a finger down his chest slowly and looking at him.

"you are in my territory now, Shuji. i think you should be scared of what i can do"

he just snorts at that and grabs your wrist gently. "me? scared of you? nah im tryin’ real hard not to die laughin’ right now"

shit. this was really not how you planned it to go. you freeze and take a deep breath to try and mask your embarrassment. "that was totally unnecessary was it..god it was..wasnt it?"

"good boy? babes you sounded like you were trainin’ a dog"

that was the final blow. you immediately shrivel inside, hiding your face in his neck as he starts laughing again. what a fucker.

"i was being sexy..", you whine to him, voice muffled.

"you were bein’ something, sweetheart, thats for sure heh"

Hanma then slowly pulled you around the couch and onto him, wrapping his arms around you.

"to be for real, it was the funniest seduction ive ever received from you. ya gotta try it again sometime"

"i hate you"

"you know your lyin’ to yourself and next time ill make sure to wear a damn collar if that helps you babes~"

you groaned out loud as he kisses the top of your head, still grinning, while you try to disappear between him and into the couch cushions.

[sallymew4]

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