#historically inaccurate hilarity

[risingfire17-the-weeb-trash]

40 Day Anime Challenge Day 32- Most hilarious anime moment: The corset scene from Black Butler (2008)

Synopsis (by me): Dark noble rich kid Ciel Phantomhive makes a contract with a demon butler to find and get revenge on his parents’ killers, and takes his late father’s job of secretly doing Queen Victoria’s dirty work.

10 years and my answer hasn’t changed. This will never not be the most hilarious scene in all of anime history.

[getboiledidiot]

And you are a sentient pot. Your hubris blinds you to the hilarity of both situations. 🎩🎩

A sentient pot is a marvel of humanity. That hat looks like you should be in a very poorly written- and even more poorly costumed- historically inaccurate adaptation of Sense & Sensibility.

[remembering-the-future]

Panathenaea - it will happen!

Title: The Magnificent Panathenaea: An Outlandish Prediction of the Ages Greetings, esteemed readers! Today, we embark on a peculiar journey into the depths of historical prophecy. Prepare yourselves, for we shall delve into the enigmatic realm of the Panathenaea, an ancient celebration yet to be uncovered but predicted with utmost certainty by an eccentric seer. Brace yourselves for a whimsical tale of foresight gone awry! Long ago, within the confines of my eccentric uncle's attic, I stumbled upon a tattered, dust-covered tome that seemed to whisper secrets of forgotten traditions and spectacles. Intrigued, I flipped through its pages, my eyes widening at the bewildering predictions held within. According to this arcane manuscript, the fabled Panathenaea is an extraordinary festival that shall rival all others in its grandeur and uniqueness. The seer predicts its occurrence to take place in a mythical land called Athenaea, a place replete with exotic wonders, elaborate architecture, and a distinct appreciation for absurdity. Now, dear readers, hold onto your hats, for the seer's accounts of this Panathenaea festival are nothing short of hilarious and bafflingly inaccurate. It is prophesied that Athenaea's inhabitants, clad in peculiar garb, shall gather to pay homage to their beloved deity, Memeus - a deity revered for its propensity to create laughter and mirth. In a series of comical events, participants of Panathenaea are predicted to engage in an uproarious game called "Tickle the Gorgon," where blindfolded individuals attempt to tickle an imposing statue, with hilarious results. It appears that laughter and uncontrollable giggling shall be considered sacred rituals during this celebration, as the seer describes the attendees rolling on the ground in fits of mirth-induced agony. Curiously, the prophecy also mentions an event called the "Hilarity Marathon," where participants attempt to reach the finish line while juggling flaming torches, pies, and even live chickens. It is believed that this test of agility and absurdity shall be met with raucous laughter and inordinate amounts of joy from both participants and spectators alike. Furthermore, the seer's account details an extravagant parade in honor of Memeus, wherein floats constructed entirely of recycled joke books and inflatable rubber chickens shall traverse the city streets. It is said that these outlandish floats will be accompanied by an ensemble of jesters, clowns, and even sentient rubber duckies performing choreographed dances. Alas, my dear friends, I must confess that this fantastical prophecy is but an amusing product of an overactive imagination. As much as we may yearn for such a festivity to exist, the Panathenaea, as described by our misguided, albeit hilarious, seer, remains an imaginative creation yet to be discovered within the annals of history. Nevertheless, let us celebrate the resilience of the human spirit and our ability to find humor in the most peculiar circumstances. Who knows what whimsical festivities the future may hold? Until then, let us cherish the power of laughter and the wonders it brings to our lives. Stay tuned for more tales of mirth and merriment, my dear readers, and remember, the joy of life lies not just in what unfolds before us but also in the wild realms of our imagination! Yours whimsically, [Your Name]

[gren-aade]

so true bestie, peak brainrot material

uhhhhhhhhhhhh songs of war celebrity au

[scoobydoomistakes]

Well, look who’s pushing a historically-inaccurate museum witch dummy off a second story balcony to try to save a wet dog.

Ah, how many times I’ve had to say that phrase.

Fred gives it a big shove, and–...

...wow, they didn’t even try to make the background fit the frame boundaries, now did they?

That’s the most-blatant unfinished border I’ve ever seen, and for ‘70s cartoons, that’s sayin’ something.

Anyway, witch dummy falls...

...and... um...

...contracts the un-drawn boundary disease from the wall...

...though it eventually falls down all the waaaaaaaaaand now Daphne’s mouth is gone too. 

Is this scene cursed, or something? How does this keep happening within a 5-second span?

At this point, I’m not even surprised that in order for Daphne to get her mouth back...

...Velma needed her nose to disappear in order to balance it out.

Shoestring budgets and crazy deadlines, folks: bringing years of unintentional hilarity to life!

[misscrawfords]

Oh my goood did you not like the 2005 p&p either? I watched it for the first time after putting it off forever and it was so disappointing !! Elizabeth came off all mean and i didnt believe in the story at all and that a lot because p&p is my favorite book ever and i read it every year and also i would die for the 1995 miniseries, the casting was so perfect esp compared to the newer one 🥂 whats your opinion on the whole thing?

Okay, so I just spent like 2 hours going through my entire P&P tag trying to find the epic rant I did years ago about P&P 2005 but couldn’t. Oh well!

Basically, no. I can’t stand it. I think it’s an abomination and I have Lots Of Thoughts.

However, I also haven’t been forced to watch it in like 10 years, so this might be a little inaccurate.

Firstly, it does have some good points to give it its due. Rosamund Pike is perfect casting for Jane. Generally speaking, the casting gets the ages of the characters right better than the BBC version. The music is tolerably pretty. It quotes some bits of the novel that the BBC version omits such as the line about poetry being the food of love. But as far as I’m concerned, that’s about it.

I have lots of objections. Here are my main ones.

- Completely false appearance of historical “realism”. Supposedly gritty and down to earth - pig wandering through Longbourn, rough and neutral coloured clothing. But this is wrong several levels. The Bennets didn’t live on a farm - they were gentry! The costumes all belong to different periods of history and Elizabeth is ridiculously badly dressed. Pride and Prejudice WAS hailed as a realistic novel in its presentation of people and manners but this film spectacularly fails in being “realistic”. In addition to the above it also romanticises the story in a way that makes it more like Bronte than Austen - e.g. Darcy striding through the mist with his shirt open wtffffff. So it fails in presentation and genre on several levels.

- Apart from Rosamund Pike, the casting and representation of character is pretty bad. Darcy looks bored and asleep instead of proud - I get no subtlety of character from him. They make Bingley a blithering idiot which is absolutely unforgivable. Elizabeth is a giggling brat. Wickham has all the charisma of a wet lettuce leaf. The near kiss during the first proposal ruins the actual emotions going on in that scene and reduces it to a  2D slap slap kiss trope. Bingley/Jane is completely ruined by the above character assassination of Bingley. Mrs. Bennet is apparently represented “realistically” and “sympathetically” but… she’s meant to be awful and a caricature so???

Yeah, that’s about the gist of it.

It’s interesting; I rewatched the BBC series recently for the first time in a long time and I was really struck by how good it was.

And in the interest of fairness, I don’t think it’s perfect. The lake scene is eye-roll inducing. The Bennet sisters are probably too polished and definitely too old (especially Lydia). Jane isn’t more beautiful than Elizabeth. Caroline Bingley, while excellently played by Anna Chancellor, is too haughty and not sufficiently a foil to Elizabeth. Georgiana Darcy is cast to represent her personality not what she actually looks like. Colonel Fitzwilliam isn’t hot enough and that’s tragic. But beyond that, honestly I think it’s about as good as it gets.

Several things struck me. 

It’s really funny. When I first read P&P, it was the comedy I liked because I didn’t get the romance. (I was 7 tbf.) The BBC version really lets us have the ridiculous elements - Mr. Collins, Mr. and Mrs. Bennet are all as OTT and caricatured as they are in the novel. I mean, it is so funny and satirical and I think this adaptation really picks up on that.

Secondly, every single character is presented with depth and nuance which means you can watch many times over and see something new. I was struck this time by how attractive Wickham was so you could totally see why Elizabeth went for him but at the same time see how inappropriate he was being. That’s a great performance. But it’s not just him I could single out.

And somehow amidst the hilarity and the expanded characterisation, oh my goodness, is it romantic!! Without resorting to near kisses in the rain and dawn strolls in the mist improperly attired that make no sense, it is nevertheless swoonworthily romantic.

I am a little frustrated by those little things that aren’t perfect about the BBC version but oh my goodness, it does still stand up as the definitive version! And down with the 2005 travesty!!!

[letapollojusticesayfuck]

The People Have Spoken.

OKAY SO:

-Klavier Gavin is the 17-year-old monarch of an ill-defined ancient Andean society that's ostensibly Incan but comedy (look i'm sorry, i have an archaeology degree and while i will try to overlook things in the name of This Is Based On A Disney Movie there are some details I need to disclaim that Obviously I Know This Is Historically Inaccurate)

-He rules with assistance from his trusted advisor, Kristoph, who's not his brother in this but is related to him (because look otherwise we'd have to figure out why Kristoph isn't on the throne)

-However, Klavier is...somewhat more concerned with Looking Cool and Being A Rockstar Prince rather than like. actually ruling. he's a teenager what can i say

-and Kristoph has Had It Up To Here with his shenanigans

-Somewhere around here, it becomes relevant that the people under Klavier's rule are Not Prospering

-with the convenient introduction of Apollo Justice (age 15 and a half), who's travelled all the way to the capital city in order to ask for royal aid for his sister's family's farm, as they're not quite sure they'll survive the coming year

-unfortunately, said farm is in a lucrative spot with a wonderful view, and Klavier had already made plans to buy up the land for his new resort getaway/concert venue

-predictably, Apollo is Not Impressed--but his attempts to argue get him unceremoniously thrown out of the palace, and so he realizes he's going to have to head home with the unfortunate news

-meanwhile, Klavier joins Kristoph for dinner--a meal he's unaware is intended to be his Last

-except Kristoph's bumbling assistant (and hey @hikari-kaitou i do love the hilarity of Beanix as Kronk just living this weird double-life where he somehow manages to traverse miles of countryside to be with his family and also be aggravating and foil Kristoph's plans but Also what if Kronk just...still exists in this AU. everyone's replaced with AA characters but Kronk is still here) manages to swap the atroquinine with a potion that transforms the drinker into a llama

-cue "a llama?? he's supposed to be dead!" scene

-until Klavier ends up, through comedic slapstick, tumbling headfirst onto Apollo's wagon as he sets out for home

-and, look, to be honest a lot of the rest of this just follows the movie plot--Apollo realizes this random llama is actually the prince; they end up in buddy-comedy shenanigans as they make their way back to Trucy/Phoenix/Edgeworth's farm; Kristoph figures out that Klavier's still alive and pursues them; everything winds up in a final climax at the palace after Klavier's learned some important lessons about the value of family and compassion and love

-and, of course, Klavier and Apollo have figured out that neither of them is as bad as they'd thought, initially

-(I'm not turning this into a true love story, not yet--but it's the start of a friendship, and maybe that becomes something more in the intervening years. who can say? I'm just adapting the movie, not anything after)

-anyway Kristoph ends up getting turned into a tiny cat or something

-all i'm saying is that I can't get that scene out of my head with the dagger strapped to Yzma's thigh except it's Kristoph instead and look who can i pay to draw this

-uhhhh so yeah it ends happily and Klavier decides not to turn the Wright family farm into a concert venue and instead builds that...nearby on an unoccupied hill. and he learns to be a more compassionate ruler, and listen to the needs of his people rather than just being absorbed in his own ego. and everything is Good

-(look, sue me, it's been a while since I've seen this movie)

-(if I got anything wrong no i didn't)

-(hope this was funny, at least)

cursed thought of the day: aa4 emperor’s new groove au

i would elaborate but i have to leave for work unfortunately

[remembering-the-future]

October 13 2023 at 06:59PM

Title: Unveiling the Hilariously Misguided Predictions of a Bizarre Historical Discovery Greetings, curious minds of the internet! Today, we embark on a journey that takes us back in time to a peculiar era filled with misguided predictions and absurd expectations. Brace yourselves as we delve into the fascinating world of a historical discovery so mind-bogglingly comical that it will make you question the sanity of those who attempted to predict it. In a stunning twist of fate, a renowned, yet eccentric, soothsayer prophesied a groundbreaking discovery that would change the course of history forever. However, unbeknownst to our wise—yet, let's admit it, slightly delusional—seer, their predictions were riddled with more inaccuracies than a horoscope. So, without further ado, let us dive headfirst into the clownish realm of their foretelling. According to our "reliable" visionary, the discovery in question would involve an ancient civilization that thrived on the usage of advanced technology—technology involving wearable pets. Yes, you heard that correctly, dear readers: wearable pets! Apparently, this ancient civilization believed in the concept of "Petsthetics," which involved adorning oneself with their most beloved animal companions. Can you imagine walking down the street with a dog hanging from your ears or a parrot perched on your shoulder? Bizarre, indeed. Adding to the whimsical nature of their predictions, these delightful creatures were believed to have had various tasks and responsibilities. The so-called "wearable pets" weren't merely fashionable accessories, but rather efficient multitaskers. They would reportedly aid their owners in everyday activities, such as organizing their workplaces, cooking meals, and even providing moral support during challenging times. Furthermore, our hapless prophet insisted that these technologically advanced, wearable pets possessed the ability to communicate telepathically—an idea as far-fetched as it sounds! Picture yourself trying to have a meaningful conversation with your pocket-sized, telepathic turtle. It seems like the stuff of a comedic sci-fi novel. But wait! It doesn't end there. The prophecy also suggested that the civilization in question revered a particular species called "furballus maximus" as their sacred animal deity. Allegedly, this creature resembled a cross between a grizzly bear, a squirrel, and, inexplicably, a Tickle Me Elmo doll. The mind boggles at the mere thought of it! Alas, as time and reality would have it, this prediction ended up being nothing more than a hysterical misinterpretation of ancient civilization. Instead of wearable pets and telepathic interactions, modern archaeologists have discovered evidence of a society that revered household animals as symbols of fertility and companionship. While it may not have led to the uproarious hilarity our seer envisioned, the actual discovery is still fascinating in its own right. So, my dear readers, remember this cautionary tale: even the most well-intentioned predictions can go awry. It's all too easy to be swept away by our own imagination, turning an otherwise serious topic into a side-splitting comedy. As we bid farewell to our whimsical prophet, let us embrace the joy that comes from laughing at these wildly inaccurate predictions. After all, the world can always use a little more laughter, even when it comes at the expense of historical discovery. Until next time, stay entertained and keep your furry, telepathic companions close to your hearts—just maybe not as accessories to your outfit!

[remembering-the-future]

October 10 2023 at 06:59PM

Title: Unveiling the Hilariously Misunderstood Historical Discovery Greetings, history enthusiasts! Today, we embark on a journey of discovery that will leave you in stitches. Brace yourselves, for we are about to reveal a historical finding that was predicted, albeit with a comically misguided twist. Get ready to have your funny bones tickled! Picture this: a dusty old library, a dimly lit room, and a self-proclaimed "historical prophet" scribbling away on parchment. Our eccentric visionary, with a penchant for predicting the past, unveils a prophecy that will leave future generations in fits of laughter. According to our prophetic friend, a groundbreaking discovery is on the horizon. Brace yourselves, dear readers, for it involves none other than the invention of the "Time-Traveling Toaster"! Yes, you read that right – a toaster that allows you to journey through time. Prepare to toast your bread and rewrite history simultaneously! Our misguided soothsayer goes on to describe this revolutionary device as a clunky contraption, complete with a dial resembling an oversized bagel. Apparently, this dial would allow users to select a historical era, from the Jurassic period to the Renaissance, and even the disco-infused 1970s. But wait, there's more! In this prophecy, the toaster is said to possess a "crust control" feature, allowing users to adjust the level of toastiness they desire for their time-traveling escapades. Who knew that crispy bread could have such a profound impact on historical accuracy? The predictions continue, with our visionary describing how this toaster would inadvertently lead to a series of hilarious encounters between historical figures. Imagine Cleopatra and Napoleon Bonaparte engaging in a heated debate over the perfect shade of toast, or Albert Einstein and Leonardo da Vinci bonding over their shared love for burnt bagels. However, our clairvoyant's vision takes an unexpected turn when they claim that the Time-Traveling Toaster would eventually become a staple in every household. They predict that families would gather around the breakfast table, not only to enjoy a hearty meal but also to embark on wild adventures through time. Oh, the possibilities! Alas, dear readers, it seems our prophetic friend's imagination got the better of them. While the Time-Traveling Toaster remains a figment of their whimsical predictions, we can't help but appreciate the sheer hilarity of their vision. Sometimes, it's the wildly inaccurate prophecies that bring the most joy. So, let us raise our imaginary toast to the historical discovery that never was – the Time-Traveling Toaster. May it forever remind us that even in the realm of history, laughter can be found in the most unexpected places. Until next time, keep your toasters toasting and your history books open – who knows what other whimsical predictions might come our way!