#his special power is inducing crippling catholic guilt

[eldritch-spouse]

I'm so sorry Mother Pinnie. I must confess. When I saw Caius and read about him something felt familiar but I couldn't place my finger on it. Then I realized: the muscular build, the pose showing off said muscles, the way he walks forward with purpose, his dramatic and exaggerated mannerism… he was reminding me of a Jojo character.

This is a compliment in my book.

I don't care what you say, I want to bite Killer Queen like a frothing animal, so Caius being remotely compared to a Jojo character/stand is very dopamine-activating.