#his scream makes me laugh my ass off oml

[that-unspeaking-sky-kid]

this is why I love waltz of the wizard so much

[mercymermaid]

so

next stop theatre rtc production rant

@ihavenoideamanokay you're being sacrificed

- jane didn't actually sing during her first verse of karnak's dream of life, she just flung her doll around which was iconic

- karnak unfortunately spoke very quickly and didn't have the comedic timing of 2016 :(

- virgil was this tiny little rat who moved up and down it was so silly

- karnak had little blinds in his booth and the front one got stuck and at first we thought it was a bit until he opened the side one and said "oh that one works-" (and then during the entirety of uranium suite he was trying to fix it 😭)

- ocean and constance both had the same outfit, jane had the same outfit as them but with white socks (instead of black), noel had a whole ass blazer over his dress shirt, mischa was. mischa. and ricky had a normal sweater vest over his dress shirt and a beanie

- during uranium suite constance kept managing to channel Main Character Energy (/pos) and then ocean just went. nope <3 and constance actively looked hurt

- once karnak started speaking and they were all standing there ricky was rubbing his throat like "oh my god-"

- noel was a lot less vocally expressive but damn his facial expressions were on POINT

- constance was just having this huge ass panic attack throughout the entirety of everyone's catchphrases and it's hilarious

- speaking of, during everyone's introductions, they hovered by karnak's booth just in like a video game idle animation

- noel, instead of being disgusted, just kinda shrugged like "okay, me, pop off"

- ricky did a handstand and slayed

- jane sounds a lot more like an actual teenager, which was great

- she also had a ragdoll which slayed and it's head was constantly falling off

- noel looked like he was struggling very VERY greatly to keep it together while ocean talked

- mischa and noel were so nice to jane 😭 - noel was talking to her about nails during ocean's intro and waving ajd shir, and they both like ushered her around and shit oh my godddd 😭 they'd make hand gestures and jane would imitate and they looked so proud oml 😭 

- mischa sounds german 😭 

- ocean started her songs by aggressively blowing a whistle which spurred everyone into choreography

- jane was really out of it and didn't actually know what she was doing until towards the end of what the world needs 

- ocean somehow managed to hurt everyone at the end - noel was hit in the nose, constance was knocked down, ricky was as well, mischa got kicked away, and ocean used jane as a little stepping thing at the end

- they all very much enjoyed that, and as karnak announced the 'unanimous vote' thing, ricky and noel both were trying not to laugh

- noel started dramatically clapping and it was great

- "not all gay people are fun to be around" he stared ocean right down, stuck his middle finger in his mouth and then cornered her into the middle while aggressively flipping her off (as he should)

- noel yelled a LOT more than "sweet jesus christ on a stick" when he was fed up "I LOVE YOU GUUUUUUYS-"

- his idle animation was some really weird sexually invigorating writhing (funnily enough mischa was sitting behind him 😭)

- instead of the gay pose for the "his mother found out two things", this mf all but twerked and showed off his ass to the audience 

- this man. /pos

- during the "i hear it gives you an erection" ocean looked on the verge of tears and smiled and nodded aggressively when constance suggested just moving on

- noel was fruiTEA he was not holding back at ALL 

- the taco bell pic was on thr back of a karnak poster and noel all but sprinted and screamed to stand in front of it and trying to play it cool (he failed miserably)

- oh the flirting with mischa was WILD

- at one point he made some innuendo ("never wrote a novel.. or had sex.." points at mischa with a wink) and mischa immediately started texting talia

- instead of a full-blown kiss scene it was a bit more of a little peck and then mischa going "😍"

- and then right after that he got his wig lmao

- he was laughing like a MANIAC he was FERAL

- he was about to do a split and then after constance refused to pay he gave up

- his "tell the lord im dying like him" moment was less dramatic and more peppy

- he just say up and excitedly started rattling off what he would say

- he walked down a pathway of chairs and boxes to The Box and then did his lovely singing while everyone else was also on chairs and shit lmao 

- ricky's accordion was rapidly falling apart 💀

- karnak danced to every song except wtwn and ballad

- again. more fucking flirting with mischa. this man was WILD-

- everyone was sitting on the sidelines during ocean's lesson rant

- jane was sitting with constance, trying to show her her doll, which constance accidentally threw onto the stage

- jane went to get it and mischa went "no-"

- also when karnak said "not every story has a lesson" constance was motioning for him to stop like "please do not-"

- tsia was dope. he had a fur coat and EVERYTHING. he was slaying hard

- everyone was being extremely sexual which was fuckinf hilarious to watch 💀 

- noel was getting INTO IT

- ricky had a silly little robot head thing

- "i lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood" he offered his rapper dollar sign necklace 😭 ily sm my guy

- someone said "aw" and he focused on them for the rest of the song lmao

- talia was beautiful. the big projection fabric was brought in as a veil by jane, and then they used it to shadow project jane and (i think) noel dancing behind it it was so cooollllll 

- instead of the dance circle they all just started dancing crazily it was great lmao

- mischa fucking THREW himself at ricky and noel that mf was sobbing

- no sped up speech from ocean (thankfully /j)

- however at the virginity bit noel immediately walked over like "fucking SPILL"

- they all collectively nudged ricky forward it was so sweet like "you should go"

- it was. wild.

- as he was explaining his religion, noel was nodding along like "yeah this seems sick dude"

- instead of having ocean, jane, and constance at the beginning, he had jane, constance, and noel (bisexual king) 

- he had a cape for a bit but took it off before the "it gets weird now"

- speaking of there was no backstage or costume change he just played guitar aggressively smh

- everyone had a cat helmet and fluffy cat tail and they all has different color and they all had visors and mischa's was constantly falling off 💀 

- mischa: "dude you are so cool now" ricky: "nobody-" *gives the biggest fattest nastiest side eye to ocean* "-ever listened to me"

- BALLAD WAS SO AMAZING HOLY DHRIROFJDUSSHITITISHUDIEKDSB AJRUSJSJFJFJRAUGHFHDUSUFJEIIRH can you tell it's my favorite song

- jane gave her doll to karnak 😭 dadnakdadnakdadnakdadnak-

- her voice was so powerful holy SHIT

- the choreography was everyone moving around with masks on their hands like heads before the first chorus, and then after that it was just hands constantly grabbing at her

- she was terrified kf the hands and heads

- oh and there was uv lihting which made everything very very ckntrasty holy shiat

- her voice was torn between fear pain and anger and it was so fucking gorgeous DUDEEEE

- THOSE HIGH NOTES 🤩 best jane ive seen since emily rohm (i say, this being the only other version i've seen-)

- at the end she just kinda stood there, nobody else was on stage, she kicked the floor like a lil pouty child (my sweetheart) but then when the others started singing happy birthday her eyes widened like "what the fuckkkk"

- mischa beat boxed the first half of the og birthday song

- the new birthday song was super awkward but then ocean figured out the beat and it got really fast really randomly for some reason- felt a bit rushed

- they all blew it out together so once she reached for the cupcake it was already put out

- she didn't wander off to eat the cupcake shr went straight to Ricky

- at first he kinda dismissed her but... oh my goD

- her voice was so confident "savannah, with the greenest eyes..!"

- once the focus shifted off of them ricky unwrapped the cupcake and then he took a bite to show her how to eat it then they took turns until she just shoved the entire thing in her mouth-

- mischa was all alone and then he pointed the bottle at noel who came over

- he offered a sip and noel was such a lightweight hetook one gulp and his knees buckles 😭 

- they had their deep convo and then just took turns drinking until they ended up finishing the entire bottle

- the constance ocean situation. goddamn. it escalated to yelling and then constance punched he really hard and ocean sat down and sulked for the entirety of jawbreaker

- mischa was the guy and he had the tattoo and once he was Free the look of disgust on his face as he tried to dust himself off

- everyone was kinda smiling somberly as constance talked

- DADNAK GAVE HER A SPARKLY JACKET EAFHFHGJGJG

- they all kinda did their own jigs yk

- dadnak had them walk past his booth and grab various sparkly accessories from a bucket for them to dance with it was so cute

- no recorder solo sadly but she did do some wicked scatting

- it was utterly amAZING

- AFTER SUGAR CLOUD. OCEAN HUGS CONSTANCE AND OUT LOUD FULL ON TELLS HER "I'M SORRY" LIKE FUCK YEAHHHHHH

- as ocean being the final vote is announced, the choir turns to look at her rhythmically, and then just look at that exact spot for the rest of her monologue

- it is. long. obviously

- as she's turning around to pick the final vote, everyone makes varying faces of some sort of hope, and as she chooses jane, they relax

- jane's life is revealed by a waterfall of photographs coming from the ceiling and everyone crowds around her to point out all the stuff in them as ocean starts its not a game

- eventually she has all the photos and she's shuffling through them quickly on the verge of tears

- she leaves without much fanfare, constance WAVES and jane runs off behind the wings

- karnak gets his ass killed and just leans out the window, very dead (his death scene was.. interesting)

- as they start it's just a ride oh my god 😭 it's so happy because they're just kinda running around and dancing together and everything AUGH MY HEART

- NOEL HUGS OCEAN. 

- THEY DO THE SPIN ON THE "TURNING ROOOOOUND" BUT NO BIG JAM OUT HOW DARE THEYYY

- JANE COMES BACK OUT AS PENNY WITH A DARKER WIG AND GREEN EYES AND SHE GUIDES THEM ALL TO THE AFTERLIFE BC THEY ALL END UP SETTLING INTO THE ROLLERCOASYER POSITION

- AND THEN PENNY SINGS THE “I KNOW THIS DREAM OF LIFE IS NEVERENDING” WHICH MEANS HER NOT SINGING IT EARLIER WAS FORESHADOWING LOOK AT ME I’M A GENIUS

OTHER STUFF

- this one chair to the side was used as the breakdown chair because constance had like thirty anxiety attacks on it and noel was barely keeping himself together from tearing ocean to shreds 

- can't remember in which interaction specifically but ocean pisses mischa off and he stomps off to sulk backwards on a chair by ricky

- either at the beginning of lament or tsia jane fucking. chucks. her doll somewhere behind karnak's booth

- at one point jane and ocean are sitting next to each other and jane keeps trying to initiate contact and ocean is leaning away like 'fuck no babes'

- mischa beat boxing was a good bit and he did it twice-

anyway that's all-

[writerofadream]

ngl u should do lucifer x reader like headcannons, like idek what theyd be called-

whenether their like

*lucifer totally fell first

*you couldn't decide whether or not he was kidding when he asked you out

I kind of maybe base my entire personality off of Lucifer- so yeah let's rock this shit.

You fell, you fell hard.

Or maybe he did.

It was hard to tell because you were in stage one: denial

You see, you were a lawyer and in charge of your own firm.

Hot? Powerful? Hates Lucifer?

Yep, meets all of his requirments!

But you, you couldn't sleep with the enemy. The police.

Oh but he tried. Even tried to do that stupid mind thing that frusterated the absolute fucking shit out of you

"Tell me what it is, what it is you truly desire Ms. L/N?"

"What I desire is for you to get out of my face, asshat."

Maze adores you.

Favorite adult human 20/10 would let into Lux again

Stage 2: Anger. Chloe is listening to you rant about Lucifer again and she has to restrain her laugh. "THAT ASSHOLE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE. DID YOU GIVE HIM MY ADRESS?? I SWEAR DECKER-"

He adores making you mad. Best part of his day ngl.

"Oh come on, love. I just want to talk to your client! Just for a second Ms. L/N." He pleads and your eye twitches as you lean in close.

"... I will shove these heels so far up your ass they come out your mouth, got it?"

"Clear as mud, my love."

Ella loves it. All of it. Her and Dan talk about yalll all of the damn time oml

Stage 3: Bargaining. "If i sleep with you will you shut the fuck up?" You plead one day, he looks disgusted and offended, and you don't understand.

He stops for a while after that. He's afraid that you think he just wants to fuck you.

Stage four: Depression. You can't help but miss it. He stressed you out, and made you embarrased and mad.

Your both quiet for months, three to be exact.

Then one day Chloe and Ella lock you in Ella's lab

Stage five: Acceptance.

"I've liked you for a year and a half." You blurt.

He's staring at you.

"Oh."

Ella screams with delight and is already planning the wedding.

Lucifer hates hugs, but you grew up with 5 older brothers. you were surrounded by love and sometimes lucifer just loathes that.

He doesn't smoke around you. But he does drink together with you.

You help cut his wings (you kinda knew all along, your mother was catholic)

he loves the fact that maze loves you

He loves the fact that he loves you

[gethooked]

Here's my thoughts from tonight's dynamite

Hook vs Samoa Joe main event, ok I'm totally not nervous at all. This video package feels like it's a ppv. Ok but Hook's voice 😍 he needs to talk more. His slow walk oml.

Christian Cage vs Dustin Rhodes where did this match come from. I hate how Christian walks and I don't know why. Nick Wayne though 😍. Dustin's theme reminds of his Goldust theme. I honestly think Christian is going to win. Christian got yeeted over those steps oml. I feel like Dustin has been wrestling for 100 years, but I might actually cry when he retires. Hopefully he has a match for his retirement match. Not Nick trying to cheat. Yes Dustin, yambag jones, yambag city like Taz said. Dustin beat Nick's ass. Yess, get Nick out of here. (I love you Nick) Christian taking Adam's move 🫨 what did I say Christian was gonna win.

Who's house? Swerve's house! The way Swerve laughs is so weird to me. Renee looks sooooo pretty tonight. Did Swerve quote Harry Styles or am I going insane. Swerve's house!

Just looking at S🤮mmy passes me off. From what I've heard about Jericho recently I don't like him. A pizza cutter? Maybe he will cut your hair. Sydallllll!!!! Sydal beat Jericho before? Never knew that. At least we get to see Sydal.

Orange Cassidy and Trent with Chuck say whatttt... since when was he back. Hopefully OC and Trent win. Oh wait Penta and Komander... this match is gonna be a banger. Trust me I know bangers. Cero Miedo! I love that Rey's back too. Classic OC. I think my dogs like wrestling because whenever wrestling is on they have to wrestle to. They even do their own promos. Ok sorry back to the actual match. I hate picture in picture I get distracted by the commercials. So far I've been right about the winnings for 2 matches. Let's see how many more I can get. Bruh the undisputed kingdom can suck a fat one. Roddy shut the fuck up. Why are YOU trying to tell him what to do. Belongs to you? Bitch what? I agree with the other fans. OC another match?

Hangman you look different, did you dye your hair? Grow a mustache? Again Renee is sooo pretty. He doesn't think about Swerve? Yeah right. Hangman never threaten HOOK like that again.

This might make me cry. Rip Jay. Rest in Heaven. Poor Mark, he already looks emotional. #DemBoys period girl!! Good for you! The love Mark has for his niece is so cute. Now I'm gonna cry for real. The fact that Jay was a family man breaks my heart.

The bucks? What the hell happened to their faces. Nicholas and Matthew is crazyyyyy. Hypothetical he's using that word to much fr. Stiiiiiiiinnnnngggggggg. #changetheworld the shade towards cm punk is my favorite thing. Sweetheart is crazy.

Bullet club gold. Honestly I only like Jay. Mogul embassy? This match is gonna go crazy. I loveee Prince Nana. I think Toa missed. BCG won, knew that was gonna happen. We love Bowens btw. Scissor me Daddy Ass.

Wardlow? Adam Cole? Get off my screen sellouts.

Toni on commentary? Oml i love her but her gimmick gets irritating after awhile in my opinion. Deonna vs Anna? Deonna has to win. If I see anyone make comments about Deonna I will personally beat you the fuck up. What does virtuosa even mean? Yes Deonna as you should. Toni's faces are sooo funny bro. Poor Luther. Right in the what? Poor Taz. They must have been watching a telenovela. (I'm mexican I can make that joke)

Top Flight vs Private Party? I want Top Flight to win, butttt I think PP is going to win since Marq Quen is back. Idk I just hope both teams have fun. I loveeee PP's theme. Aww he gave away his durag. Same thing with TF's theme. I've been loving Darius' hair braided. What did Taz call them? I love when Zay does that little scream. Wasn't Darius on the ropes? Andretti? We love him too.

Hook vs Joe? Bae's gotta win this. Come on Hook. Hook looks so majestic. I'm gonna cry my poor Hookie. Joe you didn't have to actually have to kill him.

[pancitmousse]

Thoughts on Holostars Tempus (New Members)

Gavis Bettel

First Impressions: honestly his design doesn’t really appeal to me. my friend said he looked like a TWST chara but honestly i can’t see it based off what I know about that game. also his name makes me think of betel nuts. that said i like the little skits he did for his pre-debut vids.

Debut: he has a very… “bro-ish” voice lol. also he’s talking really fast. idk if it’s bc of the nerves or not. pulling out the slide out of his hat was very creative ngl. betel nut man confirmed. idk what to make of his comedy, it’s good but not really to my taste. he’s really loud so i probably wont watch him much or my ears may explode. mascot is cute tho ig. purple likers based. also… this guy laughs at his own jokes? at least he loves himself so good ig? actually nvm he doesn’t RIP. fuck cockroaches tho. he plans to do drinking streams? oh god i can’t imagine how chaotic he’ll be on alcohol. also he can’t cook?! dear lord. omg that catwalk is pretty af. also his design has grown on me, bro jumped out of an otome LMAO.

Machina X Flayon

First Impressions: he looks like a tiny little apple 🍎. baby boy, baby (or is he? i didn’t follow these guys on twt so i wouldn’t know). but lmao at that edgy-ass name 🖤🥀⛓. then again one of my oshis also has a chuuni name (but its in japanese so my monolingual ass can ignore it kek) so i can’t really judge. it seems the name was chosen to fit with the design as it is more overt abt the sci-fi stuff than all the others. friend said he looked like an edgy und3rt4le oc and while i get the edgy oc part i don’t get the und3rt4le part. his skits were frankly amazing and i don’t think anyone can top them.

Debut: that intro screen is so cute oml. also the logo bounces around like a tv on standby thats really neat! music is cool too! omg he did a “behhh” i like him alr! his lore video was nice and funny too. if im not mistaken he’s the first tempus member to have a dedicated lore vid right? now that i’m hearing his natural voice it sounds really pleasant! must protecc. i may be shorter but im calling him short anyways for lols. he looks cute when he’s angry www. his layouts are pr creative i love this man. he screams loud but its okay he is babi. vegetable dislikers are based and no one can tell me otherwise. if this is him at low energy, how would he be at high energy? headpats tskr. outro is cool.

Banzoin Hakka

First Impressions: pretty boy. purple is my favorite color + most of my oshis are associated with blue so his indigo color just makes me mesmerized. and because of that it would be funny if his voice was deep as hell. my friend said he looked like a jenshin chara and while i do understand that bc jenshin is many people’s first exposure to this kind of fashion… okay yeah he kinda does look like a jenshin chara. instant roll lmao.

Debut: his intro is pretty dope, especially with the music. omg he can do metal screams?!? his voice isn’t deep as hell but its still not what i expected. weirdly enough it still fits. i really like his sense of humor the most so far. he talks at an average speed to me but ppl have said i talk fast so im probably not the best judge i retract my statement he actually does talk fast. OMG A VOCALOID FAN B A S E D. i think i can hear an accent, a pretty thick one at that. yknow what, shinri has competition when it comes to who’ll get demonetized first. my boy drawing with ms paint lmao. probably gonna become my oshi for this wave (?).

Josuji Shinri

First Impressions: the boing boings are on full display. pec nation has won. now we must prepare for the ultimate battle, the battle against demonetization. jokes aside his design is kinda generic imo but if it works it works. also he actually looks slightly older than everyone else so thats a plus. friend said he looked like a himbo and tbh i get that. but from what ik he doesn’t seem like one so far? he’s giving off more “father figure” vibes to me.

Debut: the intro bgm is chill which makes me hope he’ll be chill too. holy shit his voice is really deep, like probably the deepest out of the vtubers i’ve seen so far. i think his laugh is cute. so far the chillest of them all, which admittedly isn’t a hard bar to clear. i do appreciate the simpler debut this time, the other guys production values and ideas were good but this one will definitely age gracefully. daddy (platonic). mans has his priorities in order. the little JRPG section was neat, my friend called it when they said “jrpg vibes”. yet another league player, nobody is perfect. probably won’t watch him much if he goes ahead with the horror stuff bc its not my genre but i appreciate him carving out a little niche for himself.

OVERALL:

I like most of them, but I’m worried the group dynamic may be a bit unbalanced this time around. We got three loud guys and one chill dude, which will be an… interesting combo. These guys seem to have lots of cool ideas and potential, so I would be interested in seeing how they could improve. 8/10 stars, mostly enjoyed the relay.

[socheckitout-mikey]

aaaaa!! i lov ur work sm ,... can u do hc for enjoying colder weather with dallas?

heya birdie! i love dally sm. he's a big shit but he's highkey hilarious dfjsfjs i hope you enjoy these! - mae

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Enjoying Cold Weather with Dallas Winston Hc's:

° Alright imma say it- stiff nip central™ on Dally's side of things asujfsdfghjsdfsj

° He's freaking mean, man! Deadass destroys your ass with snowballs djfjsdfjsd

° But you're no pussy! You hit him straight back!

° Your snowball fights are intense! But if Dally hurts you, he actually feels so bad-

° This one time he whipped a chunk of snow at your face and busted your lips. He ran over to you to wrap you in his arms whilst he tried not to laugh sjfdfjhds he kissed your lips after cleaning them up. he teased you about that for awhile, but all in good fun! he never whipped snow at you again.

° He called you fish lips for the next two weeks

° You kinda play dirty too, like the amount of times you've just shoved snow down the back of his shirt and the absolute SCREAM Dallas let's out- It's magical haha!

° You make the two of you hot chocolate and Dally loves it because you make it the best. Buck's hot chocolate tastes like ass, according to Dally.

° "Where's my candy cane? This thing usually comes with a candy cane."

° "Up your ass, Dal-"

° "What was that you little shit?"

° Y'all go ice skating istg it's actually cute- Dally holds your hands and it's one of the most mushy things you guys do in public.

° Rip to the guy who called you guys a bunch of pansies- Yeah... he doesn't have any teeth left dfdsjfsjfs

° When y'all go on walks and you're alone, he'll take your hands in his, rub them and blow hot air on them. He even let's you put your hands in his pockets it's so wholesome oml :'(

° In private Dally will cuddle up to you, especially when it's cold in his room at Bucks. He literally puts his cold ass feet on your calves and he laughs so evilly wtf

° "DALLAS!"

° "Damn babe, we haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet and you're already screamin' my name! If you keep at it we'll get our asses thrown outta this dump."

° This one time you wanted to make snow angels with Dally. He obliged, but only if you sat on his lap whilst he did one lmaoo

° You always put your cold hands under his shirt and Dallas hates it despite being from New York. He deadass get's so mad about it and won't let you near him till your hands are warm again. You're crying of laughter, chasing him around the house. It always ends up making him crack a grin.

° "Eh, stupid! Quit chasin' me around- I'm tryna stay mad at you!"

° "You do this to me when you wanna grab my ass, Dal. Pay back's a bitch."

° "Try that again and I'm gonna rip your teddy bears head off-"

° "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

° Y'all have so much fun istg but the cold makes Dallas even more cranky than usual.

° But lucky for him, he's got you to warm him up!

° Istg I can't believe I actually wrote that... fuck that was super cringe-

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[katsuumi]

 # ! EYES ONLY FOR YOU . ❞

// MASTERLIST ! //

STARRING — KOZUME KENMA ; IWAIZUMI HAJIME ; TSUKKISHIMA KEI + OIKAWA TOORU .

SOLILOQUY — KENMA IS MY BOYFRIEND, BUT ANYWAYS, LET ME BE A REMINDER FOR YOU TO DRINK WATER AND TOUCH GRASS .

EPS. DESC — IN WHICH THESE HAIKYUU BOIS ARE JEALOUS OF SOMEONE HITTING ON THEIR S/O MAKING THEM REALLY POSSESSIVE 😻‼️

RATINGS — PG-16 ;; GN!READER — CURSE WORDS + A BIT SEXUAL WITH TSUKI IF YOU SWINT REALLY HARD, BESIDES THAT NONE .

## — K3NM4 ! !

↳ i would hate to be the guy hitting on you right now ↳ as soon as he sees you getting catcalled or get uncomfortable from some person flirting with you he will drop. every. fucking. thing. ↳ the sounds of someone hitting on you will definitely send chills down his spine ↳ after coming up to you and the person talking, he would come and just stare at them ↳ tell me he can’t literally kill you just by staring at you. he’s scary as hell ↳ his stare causing the person to stutter and tremble over their words, already feeling their stomach shrink ↳ as if that wasn’t enough to stare at them, he immediately comes and hugs you from behind crushing the others confidence completely

not many things could pull kenma away from his game, but no, this- this definitely could. “do your twitter dms work? if so, can i have your tag? i would love to hang out sometime” kenma perked up from his slouchy position in his seat. the questions asked by the currently faceless deep voice made him uncomfortable in his skin. he stood up and made his way to you two. his feet tapping the tiles of the store, catching your attention. “oh, h-hey, ken.” you nervously chuckled, acknowledging his presence. the mood of the entire room seemed to change as his eyes became fixated with the man in front of you. “um, a-anyways, you don’t have to - um - you don’t have to give it to me, that’s fine.” the stranger said, scratching his neck. you watched as he started to fiddle with the cotton fabric of his shirt, glancing at kenma’s stare and then back to the floor. “oh-“ kenma cut you off, finally seeming to be able to remove himself from his trance. “yeah, you don’t have to give it to him, babe.” he reassured you as a smug grew on his face, “uh, i guess-“ your boyfriend refused to let another word come out of the mans mouth. “anyways, i was making sure everything was alright over here.” he placed a kiss on your neck, “i wanted to be sure you were alright.” another kiss made it’s way on your jaw, you couldn’t help but melt into his embrace, completely forgetting about the guy who was hitting on you. the guy walked away, with no confidence to take with him. “are you alright?” kenma said, his soft golden eyes staring so intently into your own. “yeah, thanks. he was a pretty smooth guy.” “not better than me, though?” “yeah,” you chuckled, “no ones better than you, kenny”

## — 1W4ZUM1 ! !

↳ the possessiveness is unreal oml ↳ if he catches someone flirting with you- don’t expect a good ending ↳ he won’t let someone go after he knows they were/are trying to get with you

you weren’t ready to hear the question pop out of the strangers mouth, the conversation was so innocent until… “hey, can i have your number? you’re cute and i would love to hang out sometime.” you perked up, praying to god iwazumi did NOT just hear that shit. “oh, i-“ you were cut off by the touch of your boyfriend on your shoulder. you slowly gazed up at his face, scared to see what expression he was wearing. you watched as the veins on his neck popped out as well as the veins on his balled up fist. “iwa-“ “hey, they have a boyfriend - which is me - and i think you would be very happy if you left them alone right now because if you don’t, i will make sure that your life flashes bef-“ “ok, iwa, thanks i appreciate it, but it’s fine.” you nervously chuckled looking at the man in front of you, who somehow did not seem too threatened by iwazumi’s dark demeanor. “let them speak for themselves, can i have your number?” you felt iwazumi’s hand quickly remove from your shoulder, causing a fight or flight response in your body. you didn’t know if you should look the other way from the guy about to get his ass beat, or stop iwazumi from beating the guys ass.

## — T5UK15H1M4 ! ! ↳ tsuki isn’t going to get really jealous ↳ this bitch ↳ first of all, this boys pride is just 📈 no way he has any doubt in your relationship, he knows you’re his ↳ he would scoff at you getting hit on, but act like he doesn’t care ↳ but when he does get really jealous, it’s because the person hitting on you has no chill ↳ he would call them out, but won’t make a scene because again- my guy’s pride is up their with the eiffel tower ↳ he would become more affectionate, however ↳ so, when you get home, expect cuddles 

you walked slightly pass your boyfriend sitting on the couch to grab the remote, but you were thrown off course when tsukishima grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you into his embrace. you groaned, uncomfortable in the position you were in. “tsuki.” you said bluntly, hinting that you were uncomfortable. you felt his grip loosen, allowing you to adjust yourself. he leaned down to you resting on his chest and kissed your forehead and then your neck. a light moan escaped your lips “why are you so touchy? i mean, i’m not complaining, but…” he kissed your neck again, “because you’re mine.” huh? you sat up and turned towards him. you stared at him with confusion in your eyes with your eyebrows furrowed. “elaborate.” he rolled his eyes at your demand, becoming irritated just from recalling the situation “i didn’t like that guy flirting with you.” you couldn’t help but laugh at his blatant jealousy as you turned back around, sitting in his lap, missing that moment where you were being drowned in kisses. "you know i love you," "yeah, but that doesn't give him a right..." "yes, tsuki, i know." you turned your head to face him, "you're the only one i have eyes for. now, can you hold and kiss me again? i like that." you had to ask, who knew when the opportunity would present itself once again?

## — 01K4W4 ! ! ↳ just like tsukishima, his pride is unreal, he KNOWS FOR A FACT you’re his ↳ but you best believe he gets jealous ↳ and oh this dramatic ass boy- he’s kinda cute tho ↳ pretty hypocritical if you ask me, always with those damn fangirls, but anywho- ↳ get ready for him to cause a scene

the obnoxiously loud sounds of someone’s feet hitting the concrete caught your attention, but you were more caught off guard by the aggressive feel of arms pulling you in for an unnecessarily tight hug. “hey, kawa.” you mumbled into your boyfriends chest, “HEY, Y/N, I’M DONE GETTING THAT THING I NEEDED!!!” his scream scratched your ears, causing a chill to run down your spine. “seems to me, i’m the only thing you’re holding.” you felt cold hands caress your face, “ah, yes, because you’re more important than that.” he cooed, whilst placing a thousand kisses on you face. you felt his gorilla grip lossen as he turned his body to the man in front of you. you looked up at oikawa, feeling frightened by the calm murderous stare he was wearing, but then the corners of his mouth rose up, as if he were done planning something. “ooo, who’s that, y/n?” “oh, that’s-“ “anywho- nice meeting you we’ll be leaving now.” he cut you off, obviously not caring to know the identity of the stranger who was in front of you, he carried you two away “you should let me take you out on a date later, y/n”

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[modernstoner]

Grey Hair| P.Parker

(a/n): Hola bitches, sorry for not updating I wasn’t too motivated lately. THIS IS SO BAD BUT TRY TO ENJOY IT OML

Summary: While Peter was playing with your hair, he finds a grey hair and you have a quarter life crisis.

Warning: none. (Y/n) is bit dramatic lol

w/c: 687

~*~

You were tired. Like very very tired. You just wanted to relax in your dorm with your boyfriend, Peter. 

“How was school today?” Peter asked you, positioning himself so you and him could cuddle.

“Horrible. I witnessed Mr. Carson getting a blowjob under the desk.” You gagged thinking about it while Peter snaked his arm around your waist.

Peter’s eyes widened. “Seriously? Isn’t he like 60?”

“He is kinda hot.” You teasingly watched as Peter got jealous and threw a nearby pillow at you.

You dodged, getting up from the couch, getting into a fighting position. “Are you seriously going to fight me? Spider-man? A superhero?” Peter smirked at you.

You rolled your eyes. “You might be spider-man but I grew up with my grandma throwing slippers at me.” You got the pillow that Peter used it on you and you yeeted at him with all of your strength combined. 

Peter pretended to be hurt by yelling ‘ouch’ and fell on the ground, softly. “Oh my god. My girlfriend is stronger than me! Please, tell my family I love them. Our saviour and god, Lord Farquaad shall take me to the heaven.”

You were laughing your ass off at Peter’s dramatic but yet, ridiculous speech. “You’re saviour and god is Lord Farquaad?”

“Yeah, why not? He looks like Noah Schnapp when he was in the first season of Stranger Things.” He shrugged, fixing his messed up hair.

“Netflix really did him dirty with that hair.” You agreed, deciding to sit on the floor, your back against the couch.

“Your hair looks like shit.” Peter commented as you dramatically gasped.

“How dare you insult my gorgeous hair.” You flicked your hair as Peter rolled his eyes.

“Literally. It looks like shit. Let me fix it.” He said, siting on the couch and you sat between his leg.

His finger started to brush your tangled hair making you yelp in pain. He mumbled a sorry. You started to relax, Peter always did an amazing job comforting or relaxing you. You sighed, starting to fall asleep when Peter said; “Oh. My. God.”

“What?” You questioned, eyes closed, refusing to open them.

“I just found a grey hair.” He said. Now that has caught your attention. 

You opened your eyes, quickly getting up, looking down at Peter who was siting on the couch. “What?” You asked, carefully not to scare him.

Peter gulped, beginning to feel his palm sweat. “Grey h-hair in your h—”

“Oh my god!” You screamed in pure agony.

“(Y/n), baby, I — “

“I’m old!” You cried, kneeling down, putting your hand on your hair, rocking yourself back and fourth.

“(Y/n), It’s not a big deal. I—”

“Not a big deal?”

Oh no.

“Not a big deal? Really, Parker? I am becoming old. I—I’m dying.” You cried even more.

“You’re 22. You are not dy—”

“I can feel myself dying, Peter. I can see my grandma from Heaven.” 

Peter sighed, obviously regretting to mention about a one strand of grey hair. “Peter.” You said in a very warning tone.

Peter hummed in response, just observing your tears coming from your eyes. “If I die, Peter...you’re coming with me.”

Peter already knew you were going to say that but he couldn’t understand if it was a joke or not. “O-Okay. If it makes you happy.”

He watched as more started to come from your eyes. “No, you stupid simp. If I die, you find someone better—” You were cut by Peter kissing you.

You kissed back, a single drop of tear coming from your eyes and Peter wiped it off. “Find someone better? I guess I’ll die alone because I rather be dead with you, (Y/n).”

“Awwwww. Peterrrr.” You snuggled up to his chest. Both of you ignored the fact that you two were on the floor.

The rest of the night was more calming, little jokes here and there, talking about the future. You two slept on the floor, just cuddling with each other. Was it uncomfortable? Yes but both of you didn’t care because as long as you two have each other, everything is perfect.

[mercur1e]

Saw your Father’s Day post and I knew I had to ask for it:

Dilf!Jean x Teacher!Black reader fic

I’ll let you pick whether it’s sfw or nsfw, I just need some Jean content rn😌

YES OML

Contains: Modern AU, female anatomy but no pronouns

Jean has had his eye on you for a while now. You're his kid's teacher, he know he shouldn't be feeling this way. But he can't help it. You're so kind and beautiful. You're great with the kids, and always patient with them. And god, your smile. That pretty, pretty smile. When he dropped Julia off at the first day of school, you had smiled and introduced yourself. Nothing unusual, it's just common courtesy. So why was he acting like a teenager in love all over again? He brushed it off thinking it was just because he hasn't dated in a while. Ever since his divorce he hasn't really been interested in dating.

Everytime Jean would pick up his child he made small talk with you. About his daughter, about your jobs, anything that would get you to talk to him. Jean would subtly compliment you, telling you that you look pretty or that a color looks good on you. Hell, he pointed out when you changed your hair up for a day, even if it wasnt anything major. Every once in a while he would lightly flirt with you, questioning how you're single and asking if you have a s/o. You'd always reply that you haven't been interested in anyone around here.

And it wasn't one sided, no. You'd glance at him when (you thought) he wasn't looking, looking as handsome as ever. His slicked back hair and style would make anyone swoon. A million dollar smile, great personality, and he was a good father? You wanted to be with him, you really did. But as a teacher you know you shouldn't. But the school year is almost out, you wish he would make a move.

Today was just like any other day, Jean came to pick up his kid and he was making small talk with you. Talking to you about your plans for the summer, and where you would like to go. Meanwhile Jean was was worrying about how to ask you out. "Do I just say it? Do I slip it in? Shit. Fuck it I'll just say it."

As you were talking about your summer plans, Jean interrupted you. "I..I was wondering if I can take you out on a date? If not I'm sorry that-"

"I've been waiting for you to say that." A smile forms on your lips. "I thought I'd become a corspe before you asked me out!" You poke in a joking manner.

Jean chuckled at you. "Well how about as an apology for making you wait so long, I take you out to dinner tonight?" He says while smiling at you. God, he's got a nice smile.

"I would love that. Is 7 o'clock good for you?" You ask Jean while writing your number on a slip of paper and handing it to him.

"Works for me. It won't be hard finding a babysitter for Julia for the night. I'll see you then sweetheart."

The rest of the school day went by fast. Happy to be home, you search through you closet to find something to wear. After digging in your closet you found your perfect outfit. Putting it on and standing infront the mirror you looked damn good in it. Going into the bathroom to finish up your hair and getting the look you wanted, you were almost done. Now you just had to find the right fragrance and any other additions. And with that, you were ready for your date. Hearing a knock on your door, you go to answer it.

You're met with Jean, looking as handsome as ever. He has on a dress shirt with some slacks, paired with a nice watch and shoes. Eyeing you up and down, he shoots you a smirk.

"You look amazing."

"And you look handsome, which is a shocker for you." You play, he knows he looks even on his worst days.

Jean guffawed at your comment. "Uh huh, like I don't notice you checking me out almost everyday at school."

Locking your door behind you, you two begin walking towards his car. "Guess I'm not as sneaky as I thought."

"Nope, you're shit and trying to be sneaky."

"Oh shut up!" You giggled as you slapped his arm lightly. He opens the car door for you and you get in.

"So, where are we going?" You ask once he gets in the car.

"It's a surprise, but I think you'll like it when we get there."

As he was driving, you two talked and joked together. It wasn't a very long ride, maybe about 15-20 minutes until you arrived to the destination. It was a popular steakhouse that had recently opened up, and it wasn't cheap either.

"I've always wanted to go here, I've heard good things about this place." Looking around the parking lot, you could tell it wasn't a super busy night but they had business, that's good.

"Me too. I've heard good things about the place and its owned by a local chef." Holding out his hand to you, you take it as you're getting out of the car. To his pleasant surprise, you hold on to his hand until you two are seated at the table he reserved. The rest of the date went wonderfully, you both thoroughly enjoyed dinner and had fun getting to know each other more. And of course taking playful jabs at each other and eating dessert.

Pulling up in front of your house, Jean helps you out the car and walks you to your front door.

"I really enjoyed tonight, I loved every bit of it. Thank you for treating me to dinner."

"Of course." Jean replies, secretly hoping you'd you'd kiss him.

You two sat in silence for a few minutes until you looked him in the eye. His eyes were shining, hoping that you'd make a move. Finally, you broke the silence.

"Can I kiss you-" You didn't even finish your sentence before his lips landed on yours. He pulled back though, the kiss ending as quick as it started. You kissed him again. And again, until it turned into a full blown makeout session. "Do you want to go inside?" You asked once you finally caught your breath. Jean nodded at you, eyes now clouded with need. Opening your door, you barely have time to register what happened. Jean's got you pressed against your door, lips back on yours. Running your hands through his hair you let his tongue roam your mouth. He sucks on your tongue while trying to take your clothes off. "Mm, not here, my bedroom." While hurrying towards your bedroom, articles of clothing litter your hallway as you both rush to take off your clothes. After you get into the bedroom Jean motions for you to lay on the bed.

Laying between your legs, he leaves kisses on your navel and thighs, avoiding where you need him the most. Taking a long finger and swiping up your slit, he feels just how wet you are for him.

"Fuck, I've been waiting to do this for so long."

You hum in agreement. "Me too, I've wanted you for so long"

Licking a stripe up your pussy, you shiver under him. He kitten licks your clit before sticking a long finger into you. Your vagina clenches around the digit, adjusting to it after a minute.

"Another" you mewl, wanting more of him. He listens, putting his index finger in. He moves his fingers in a scissoring motion, loving the way you feel around him. His fingers are coated with your juices, creating a wet sound every time he thrusted them into you. Sucking on your clit, you moan and twitch under him. He speeds his fingers up, and starts sucking at your clit more harshly.

"Ah! Ah! M' gonna cum!"

"That's right, come for me baby. Cum all over my fingers."

Your body shivers from your orgasm as your hole convulses around Jean's fingers, creaming around him. He takes his fingers out of you, and you whine at the loss. He takes his fingers up to his mouth and sucks on them.

"You tatse so good baby. So good for me. Can't wait to have you screaming for me."

He looks so hot like this. Hair disheveled and out of place, lust filled eyes just waiting to devour you. He takes his dick and strokes it a few times before pushing your legs against your chest. He lines himself up at your entrance, and slowly pushes in. It stings at first, he's so big. You already feel full, before you look down and see that you've only taken half of him. Jean slowly eases the rest of himself into you, before he's finally buried to the hilt. You swear you can feel him in your throat.

"Y-you can move baby, I can take it."

Jean smirks at you. "You sure?"

"Mhm..keep going."

Once Jean knew you were okay he started roughly thrusting into you. Leaning down to suck at your nipples, your hand grabbed at his hair. Tugging lightly at it, you wrangled a low groan out of the man above you. He can tell you're close because your moans are getting louder and he can feel you tightening around his dick.

"You gonna cum for me baby? Want me to fill you up?"

"Mm Mhm!"

"Say it."

"Cum in my Jean, please!"

He smirked. "Anything you want baby."

Slamming his hips into you, Jean's abusing your poor g-spot at this point. He flips you over so you're face down ass up and you can tell he's close too by the way his dick is twitching inside of you.

"Fuck! Fuck! I'm cummimg, I'm cumming-"

"That's it baby, come all over me."

Jean doesn't let up even after you've come. Your overstimulated pussy fills the room with sloppy noises. Jean gives a few more rough thrusts before coming inside of you. You both simultaneously groan out, you feel even fuller than before. He pulls out of you, feeling a sense of pride as he watches some of his cum drip out of your pussy.

Rolling over onto your back, you gaze up at Jean. A fucked out grin makes its way onto your face. Jean smiles back down at you before he lays down onto your chest.

"Is it selfish if I say I don't want this to end?" He mumbles in between the valley of your breats.

"Mm no. Because I don't want it to end either. I really like you Jean, I mean it." Your hand runs through his hair, its original style long gone.

"I really like you too, you think we could make something outta this? Maybe even a relationship?"

You giggle. "Is this your way of asking me to be your s/o?"

"Yeah...pretty shitty way huh?" Jean let's out a small laugh.

"Hmm yes, but I accept. I'll be your s/o."

"Guess it's not stupid if it works hm?" Jean leans up to plant a kiss against your lips.

"Oh shut up you!"

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS DONE YESTERDAY BUT I FEEL ASLEEP! Anyways I hoped you liked it! Thank you for requesting and feedback is appreciated!! Have a good day! <33

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[binniesthighs]

multifandom soulmate aus ✨

soulmate (n): a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.

✨ a/n: hello hello!! today on, “Ro’s self indulgent fics” ehehe i’ve been thinking a lot about some of my favorite kpop besties and how i feel like sometimes in a group, there’s the members who just stick like glue and it’s kinda like they were destined to meet that way! anyway hehe this concept is so fkn cute to me so i wanted to make some poly r-ship headcannons with some of my favorites! 

➛ disclaimer: the pairings that i use are def not all inclusive of all “soulmate” pairings out there, just the ones i know of atm! also, i know some of these groups better than others, so some will be more specific, and others a little more general! 

✨ groups included: stray kids, ateez, the boyz, monsta x, seventeen, txt, bts 

✨ feedback is always appreciated! who’s your favorite?✨

➛maybe if we’re feelin’ spicy i can do a part 2 with the ones i haven’t done yet ;) 

Pairing: idol x female reader x idol (see fandoms above!) 

Genre: fluff n’ smut

Tags: established r/ship au, poly r-ship, sexual content (the usual stuff also including unprotected sex-please stay safe!) comfort ahhh, mentions of food alcohol  

*all photocreds go to ops :) 

both sfw and nsfw under the snip snip! 

♡ chanlix ♡

sfw

omg where the hell do i start with chanlix we love our cannon soulmates 

arguably the softest fkn pairing on this list; being soulmates with chanlix is like meeting your other halves (thirds?). there’s some serious destiny at work here!! 

the three of you understand each other on a spiritual level--almost to the point where you could likely read their minds if you wanted to try haha. there’s also a really, really strong type of emotional intimacy that you share with them that’s out of this world. 

this soulmate bond is so fkn strong, the three of you could go through any hardships and come out of it stronger than ever! 

the three of you have cute lil nicknames for eachother that you thought up yourselves! 

 your families are close as heck! it’s really pure how by the three of you so many people can get close ahhh 

i think that chanlix would be really into more outdoorsy dates? camping, swimming, hiking, sightseeing, stargazing, picnics etc! felix also loves taking you on food tours! 

bc chan is chan, he really takes on such a protective role over you and felix, he would quite literally do anything for you two: forgot your notebook or documents on the way to work/school? he’ll drop everything to bring them to you. sad? he’ll get you your favorite food, tons of blankets, his hoodie to wear and your favorite movie/tv show to watch with you! if anyone hurts your feelings too he will square tf up. 

felix is the world’s most adoring boyfriend in so, so many ways. not only is he such a cuddle bug, he shows you that he cares with tons of acts of service similar to chan! this comes in the form of his baking of course and other silly little gifts he sees that reminds you of him. he isn’t the best at words sometimes, but will soothe you by giving you a little massage or by playing with your hair! 

nsfw 

okay...😏 damn i’ve been wanting to write some poly chanlix so fkn bad ahhhh 

once again i really see chan taking the lead in more intimate situations. he really likes giving directions and seeing both you and felix carry them out! honestly he gets a bit of an ego boost seeing the both of you all whiny and fucked out ahhh 

here i come with my softsub!felix agenda oops hehe but this boy is frickin’ angelic for you and chan oml, he always asks for permission before he does things and eats praise up with a fkn spoon. praises alone really get him off: “does lixie like it when i play with his cute cock like this?” 

there’s something that gets the three of you ridiculously amped when you do all kinds of roleplay scenarios FRICK some favorites are pet play (you and lix being the kitties) teacher/student, roleplaying strangers, sex slaves, artist/muse, oh my god there was a halloween where you once did vampire roleplay you still think about it 🤤 

since the three of you are so comfortable with eachother, experimentation feels really safe! for example, the suggestion of shibari came up and now....let’s just say lix looks really pretty tied up ;) 

chan’s got a huuuuge (cock) and size kink!! he really likes topping both you and lix and seeing a bulge omg.... also when he can bulge your throats mmmhm! 

felix loves it especially when you ride his face, and he cold do it for hours! he looks so cute between your legs when he licks over and over your clit. he’ll ask you too if he’s doing good and you better say yes ;) 

favorite position would be all cuddled up and cozy with the two of them double penetrating you real nice and slow with tons of kisses and just touchin’ all over 

cockwarming cockwarming all day, every single time, without fail, it feels wrong if you finish without it! 

♡ woosan  ♡

sfw 

idk why but the first thing that comes to my mind is that in certain settings, ya’ll are loud as fuck AHA i guess what i mean to say as that as a trio, you are all super, super unapologetic and confident when around each other! this might have lead to you getting kicked out of a couple bowling alleys and karaoke places before... 

there’s a type of unspoken understanding that the three of you have that makes your bond so special. while you love eachother so dearly, it isn’t something that you really feel needs to be said out loud, it kind of just is! 

woosan are already really clingy on their own and when you come along?? you all can’t keep your hands off each other!! ya know how in movies there’s the whole “hand in the back pocket of your jeans???” woosan!! 

their energy together is so fkn chaotic but that's why you love them! they never fail to make you laugh and this is also the best way that they know how to cheer you up! 

Bc the three of you are a bit unbridled, it’s a bit hard to be serious at times when you go on dates/hang out with friends together so often you get some affectionate eye rolls haha 

wooyoung is someone that will try anything with you! hehe even if he knows that he mind not be that into it, he’ll still go with you! of course, he might say something snarky but he really does love just spending time with you! wooyoung also shares you with all his friends (changbin, yeonjun) so lowkey it feels like you’re one of the bros at times LOL 

san is a big fan of giving you gifts! oh also! words of affirmation too, san is someone who knows your insecurities well, so hypes you tf up all the time!! he especially loves buying things for you that he knows you’ll look pretty in just so he can compliment you ahhh 

at the end of the day however, there’s nothing more more that the three of you love than the tightest cuddles ever as you fall asleep! honestly, sometimes its a little too tight haha 

nsfw 

THESE BOYS FKN RAVISH YOU LIKE YOU’RE A FIVE COURSE MEAL 

and of course they expect the same from you as well! i mean....can you blame them??? these boys are sexy as hell and they frickin’ know it!! 

i have this super clear image of both of them stripping you down and rubbing massage oil all over your body and then giving you the turn to do it to them my lord...

sort of along this line, temperature play makes these boys feral. wax, ice, blowies with popsicles you name it 

both of them really just like being touched all over because they have the prettiest dancer’s bodies and just feeling hands on their muscles makes them loose it. 

wooyoung loves to mark the hell out the both of you in a really territorial way: all over your chests and necks even on your thighssss 

san, while he often does find himself in sub space, really easily can switch to dom you in the most beautiful way. everything with him is really intimate and raw: if this wasn’t already obvious haha he would like have a hand kink and loves seeing the way that his fingers look pumping in and out of your entrance and how your juices look as well. 

back too wooyoung, he’s the king of oral. whether it’s going down on you and sucking at your clit or deep throating with master level skill...foreplay is never boring with him! 

in my brain, i can see the both of them filling nearly position so this makes for an interesting dynamic to say the least AHA 

every once and a while, they’ll let you take complete control of the both of them while they just sit back and watch you with the most smug-ass grins that you’ll see in your life! 

AH another thought: woosan fkn love when you squirt on them, in any way this might look: when you’re nearly screaming in your overstimulation they want it all over them. 

favorite position would be 69 threesome style with all of your sloppy moans in-between <3 

♡  moonbae  ♡

sfw 

HEAR ME OUT the king of soulmates that know that they are soulmates but don’t take it seriously in the slightest istg this is my most favorite dynamic ahhhh 

there is not one dull day with these two boys, they’ll have you laughing in stiches until you can barely breathe like, the best kind of wheezy, silent laughter ya know what i’m talking about 

INSIDE JOKES literally so many inside jokes with the three of you 

Kevin is never scared to call your ass out, but that’s bc he knows you so well!! it’s all just jokes don’t ya worry ;) 

Along this line, your groupchat like has some random-ass name that’s also an inside joke

Jacob on the other hand is the biggest sweetheart when it comes to you, boy frickin’ melts. There is not a day that goes by when he hasn’t told you he loves ya morning and night. 

Also the best listener in the whole world, you can tell him anything and everything and he’s just sit and listen and give advice. 

Kevin loves you a ton a ton but just shows it differently! He remembers all the little things about you that you tell him to the point it’s scary how he does it so well 

Meme king Kevin would send you memes that remind him of you and Jacob

Lowkey i can see the both of them getting into the cutest petty arguments like which one of them you love more or think is more talented AHA again it’s all in good fun hehe 

it goes without saying but...it’s cuddle central up in here. 

THEY WOULD SERENADE TF OUT OF YOU oh my god it’s literally heavenly, Kevin would play piano and Jacob would play guitar FRICK 

You have oddly specific dates?? Like they would pick a movie to go see that the three of you would all hate just to meme the whole time. Jacob would still get invested accidentally tho. 

The way to both of these boy’s hearts is their stomachs so when you cook for them they would quite literally do anything for you 

nsfw 

ok ok so i’m a baby deobi so this is the gist of what i’m getting (i also did a little research LOL thank you @ deobi smutblr hehe) 

firstly i would like to say that i’m manifesting thigh riding with Jacob and i literally can’t think of anything else for some reason just p h e w and BOY does he love it too he thinks its so fkn cute to watch you! 

i get heavy, heavy switch vibes from Kevin with maybe some sub leanings??? either way, jacob def has soft dom vibes (oh god and occasional soft sub) to me but also has no problem with you taking control and doing what you like to him if that’s what you desire! 

kevin is impatient impatient and does not do well with your teasing. also...loud as hell, like, sometimes you have to tell him that he needs to calm tf down hehe (but of course you love it when he gets like that) 

separately, both of them are very different experiences i think: kevin is a fan of hard and fast, kitchen counter over the sofa type stuff sloppy toppy in risky places, and he loves to experiment too! 

jacob is also really different where he likes much, much more slow and intimate stuff like missionary, shower sex, real atmospheric stuff like candles and nice scents ahhh BIG fan of really fluffy pet names too like baby, princess, angel etc. super visual too omggg gets hard when you strip for him i think ;) 

together it’s a fkn whirlwind i’ll tell ya that. its like, honestly the most unique experience i can think of on this list because the two of them are so different. i will say that it can end up being really giggly and sweet tho! 

when it’s the three of you, kevin’s dom side comes out a little more so you’re left with these two lovely boys who want to give you all the attention! it’s lowkey a competition lol 

favorite position is when you’re sucking jacob off and kevin gets to do literally whatever the hell he wants with your pussy...i imagine that it might have to do a lot with edging if you ask me ;) 

♡ jookyun  ♡ 

sfw

oddly, i find myself soft af for jookyun and idk how to describe it haha (considering that they can often be hard as hellll) 

the three of you are also really nonchalant, but this is really in the way that you just feel as if you’ve known eachother for a really long time! 

as we know, jookyun were a bit of an enimies to lovers arc (AHA) so with the time that they’ve spent building their bond, it’s strong asf! 

i like to think that jooheon and changkyun would really get a ton of artistic inspiration from you for their music. since both of them write and often reflect bc of this, you’re totally their muse! (they’ll write some nasty as hell lyrics thanks to you too LOL) 

while our lovely thicc mx boys have unbridled confidence at times, really, they are babie. and they are frickin weak for your pampering. 

because of this, the two of them would become flustered as all hell when you do lil things for them!! this could be making them some lunch or just giving them the off compliment that they look a lil extra handsome that day. 

your safe place is with them!! ahhh i would also like to add the number of slick ass grabs when you’re in public is a bit off the chain at times ahah 

the duality of this r/ship is really something to note LOL when you go out and about when the two of them you certainly get some stares bc they look a lil intimidating at times but when you and your boyfriends cuddle up on the subway you give all passerby's whiplash haahah

Kyun is someone who is insanely romantic. almost to the point that it is cheesy haha he’d treat the both of you to expensive ass dinners, beach vacations and maybe even matching couple’s jewelry like rings or bracelets! 

jooheon on the other hand is a little more toned down haha but has another side to him that fkn swells with pride knowing how breathtaking you both are...frankly, his ego skyrockets knowing that he’s got you both for arm candy if this make sense teehee 

the three of you call eachother “babe” interchangeably, so it can get a bit confusing when you’re all in the same place and someone says “hey babe?” you need a new nickname ooP 

nsfw 

hello and here i am to push the sub!changkyun agenda. first and foremost i would like to explain how this man is such a pillow princess with the most lovely bratty edge *sighs* all that kyun wants is for you to fkn use him and do literally whatever the hell you want!! this man daydreams about you riding him right then and there wherever the hell he is. 

also, kyun is the king of toys, both using them on you and on himself! need i also say breath play as well in the same giving and receiving form? more than anything he loves it when jooheon wraps his hand around his neck hooooly ahhh he prefers it when you tease his tip with a vibrator until he’s angrily red and begging for you to give him a break just for you to bend down and give a kiss to his pearly head which makes him jolt 

jooheon is often more of a soft to hard dom if you ask me and takes care of both you and kyun really well. also... he will manhandle the hell out of you if you feel up for it (cough cough your arm kink for him ) oh shit and his thighs....don't’ even get me started 

while the three of you often opt for the hard and fast (even in some more risque places--such as in the recoding studio) there are really some more intimate times that you share too! 

on one of changkyun’s vacations, in the middle of the night, when no one was in sight and the hot tub was free for use...it started out as a bit of making out but then turned into something else when you decided to straddle jooheon and he let his hands creep under the straps of your swimsuit...needless to say you were bouncing on both of their dicks while you were warmed by the crackling bubbles 

at times, jookyun can get a little needy and impatient without you, so this has lead to a couple situations where you walk in on them letting out their frustrations ;) of course, immediately then they’d love for you to join! 

kyun has an oral fixation too, sooo he may or may not love cockwarming with his mouth or sucking your fingers lightly when you go to suck his dick~ 

♡  junhao  ♡

sfw

here me out with this one...but...there’s something really intimate about this relationship?? oh how to put this into words LOL junhao also have an insanely deep bond that really transcends if ya ask me haha 

while they both can be really goofy around eachother when comfortable the soulmate vibes are just...immaculate! this is all i can say? all three of you are just so connected in the way that you accept each other for all that you are and just kind of naturally gravitate towards each other even before you really knew that there were romantic feelings involved! 

first, i would like to say that out of all the pairings on this list, you three are classy as FUCK. seeing the three of you next to eachother is like seeing literally three models in the flesh. the way that you dress (sometimes even to match a little) is unbelievable bc you all just look so good? 

hand holdingggg wherever you go! holding hands across cafe tables, playing with each other’s hands absentmindedly hehe 

TRAVEL BUDDIES you would go anywhere with them and take tons of pics!! i mean the prettiest pics 

hao shows his love for you in the form of so many things, all of which he makes himself!! you inspire his physical art and drawings which he shares with you and he also loves to take clothes too and personalize them for you! 

jun on the other hand would take you to the studioooo and you could watch him danceee oh my gosh he’s literally so breathtaking and he would be dancing just for you with every curve of his body he’s so magical :’) then he’d ask you for feedback and you’d just be speachless...also loves to make you smile!! just being his goofy self he’s the best at it and thinks you’re so cute! 

there’s a ton of adoration in this relationship! tons of cute little displays of skinship that might look like a poke in the cheek or the fluffing of their hair ahh 

still, i feel like you would have kind of silly little nicknames for them that match their personalities and perhaps...you could have matching phone cases with these nicknames.... 

in this relationship there’s a ton of quiet moments that are really peaceful and indulgent such as watching sunsets, drinking wine together, just talking about life n stuff like that! 

nsfw 

hellz yeah we’re in for some more intimate-ass fuckin! but also....😏

this boys are kinky as shit but in like a really classy ass way lolll this is so hard to put into words. 

well, i’ll start with junhui catboy agenda so there’s that hehehe he would most def be into pet play: that could be like ears or pretty collars and of course calling you (or him) kitten. 

minghao is really versatile and doesn’t really like labels of dom and sub, he just does what he wants and what feels good to him! bc we’re talking about how intimate everything is, the kind of sex that you share with them is often never rushed but really purposeful and even planned sometimes! 

i also see there being TONS of sensory items that would come into play with junhao such as flowers, fragrances, aphrodisiacs, all kinds of fabrics for sensory deprovision such as velvet, silk, hemp rope, and so much more! 

BOTH OF THEM WOULD SOUND ANGELLIC i see hao as letting out really pretty soft moans that kind of trail on his tongue and jun sort of choking out gasps with a bit of a rasp to them when they cum or they feel turned on

oh god MIRROR SEX that's what i have to say about this 

it doesn’t happen often, but sometimes when any one of you would be feeling needy or pent up they can certainly do hard and fast with you between the two of them. especially when this happens, oh my god hao loves it when you moan really breathily into his mouth when you’re pressed against him ooooh shit 

and jun loves it when you bite into his shoulder too when he fucks you it just makes him feral 

actually, i could really see the three of you recording yourselves, or even taking pictures when you have more intimate moments to look at later, just for your own enjoyment or to get off when you’re without the others 

favorite position: hmmm mirror sex with you on top of minghao literally just kissing him and marking his body as jun eats you out until you’re dripping down to minghao’s cock which he jerks off too~ 

♡  yeonbin  ♡

sfw 

DON’T TOUCH ME IM SOFT  

admittedly i don’t know too much about this pairing but i do know a lil so i wanted to add them!! i also did a lil research hehe 

FIRST i would like to say that the three of you would without a doubt have the cutest puppy together, if not one, then two!! they would be little dogs with perfect haircuts and likely have their own instagram account which the three of you would run! they’d be instragram famous of course 

LITERALLY EVERY DAY ITS A FIGHT OVER WHOS CUTEST i kid you not this is an ongoing battle you’re all just...so weak for the other ahaha 

being in a relationship with them is like being in a relationship with your bestfriends! 

dates with the two of them can really range all over the place bc you just like having fun together! movie dates, breakfast dates, ZOO OR AQUARIUM DATES, taking little trips to places you haven’t been before or stay at home dates like having a little indoor picnic! 

soobin is really low energy, and would often opt to hang out with you at home or at a cafe while the two of you do your thing together! he lovessss when you bake or cook for him, literally whatever it is he’ll eat it! 

his smile is instant serotonin and the reason why you fell in love with him! the two of them together all smiley is your lockscreen! 

yeonjunie prefers going out with you clothes shopping and would DEF enable you to dye your hair a color that you’ve always been dying to do! he also loves showing you new music and blushes like heck when you tell him that you like the songs that he picks! 

in their own playful ways too, they’d always call you out on your bs LOLL but they just wanna motivate you! they’re your biggest cheerleaders! 

Deep down though, both of them are quite cheesy and would love to shower you with alll the stereotypical romance that you can take even if it makes all three of you cringe ahahah 

nsfw

NEEEEDY and literally so mf horny on the dl like it’s comical to how soft and shy they can be in real life situations 

oh my god this is a godly thought but i see both of them being both switchy as heck but not really bc they like how it feels to be in those different postions but literally....bc no matter what it is they are getting off lolll 

i see both of them having sub leanings but can get real bratty if they’re feeling it. 

yeonjun does have a dom side to him that just comes with his general confidence that he gets around you! when either of you beg from him he’s ready to let himself loose. 

im so sorry but they literally handed pet play to me on a silver platter with cat & dog and there is no going back for me. SO you’re in for puppy, kitty and bunny play (shhhh yeonjun’s got his fox ears too) 

WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT HOW ALL OF YOU WOULD LIKE THIGH HIGHS

both of them love being edged to high hell by you...no matter if it hurts...they kinda like it? 

at the same time, both of your boyfriends also love giving you all the attention at times too! i’m talking about one of them playing with your breasts while the other trails kisses down your body all the way down to your pussy aching for attention too

FUCK this might be just me but soobin eating you out>>>> a GODLY sight. 

i have this other fantasy of yeonjun with either lip piercings or nipple piercings or even a dick piercing someone plz tell me to calm down 

oh please...bubble bath with the two of them holy shit baby pink bubbles all around you while you take turns givin’ each other cute kisses ahhhh 

one more thing to the pile here would be hella mutual masturbation soo much of it. the three of you get off just simply watching eachother too and dirty talking how much you love the way the others look with hands rubbing themselves away with cute whiny moans~ 

♡ taekook ♡

sfw 

omg! this is my first time remotely talking about bts on my blog hehe this is so exciting!! i don’t really read too much bts ff so this is going off of my own perception! 

i just wanna say....there’s so much to unpack here LOL but like many of the soulmates on this list, these boys are ~whipped~ for you and eachother!! its so stinkin’ cute 

another thing about these expensive boyfriends is that they loooove to sing for you too! they’d sing you to sleep, when you’re sick, sad, or just had a hard day allllways hehe 

the three of you have sickeningly adorable nicknames for eachother, the kind that honestly make heads turn LOL 

jk would without a doubt get tattoos with you!! and wine drunk lollll he’s also a huge enabler so if there’s anything that you’re considering buying or doing he’d hype you up so bad you barely have to think twice heheh 

kinda like junhao they’d also make amazing travel buddies but less for the aesthetic, but for the luxury. you’d stay at amazing hotels and eat at Michelin star restaurants wearing luxury brands that they bought for you

i feel like this goes without saying, buuuut in this r/ship, its alll about the adoring glances from afar or even just right next to you bc they love you so much!! 

i also get a very protective vibe from them as well, you’re very special to them, and they never wanna see you in harms way or disrespected by anyone! this could even look like having their arm around you on the bus or on the small of your back in a crowd 

together, they’re the biggest jokesters and flirty as HELL they think that it’s so funny when they flirt out in public AGRESSIVELY just to make you a lil embarrassed hehe  

forehead kissessss and kisses on the back of your hand! 

nsfw 

luxurious in this area tooooo 

they would rent out the penthouse or presidential suite to make an evening for you and pull out all the stops: expensive champagne, lingerie selected just for you, a breathtaking view of the city ahhhh 

ya all know how much i love my soft and intimateeee body touching and there would be plenty of this! they take their time undressing you and eachother and would plant kisses into the nape of your neck and shoulders as you do so! 

i would like to contribute to this conversation sub!jk bc this is something that ahhhhh i really like to think about as well as soft dom tae bcccc why not heheh 

these boys are utterly gorgeous under soft lighting and prowling all over your body too tho ahhh 

BUT! imagine teasing the hell out of jk, barely letting him feel your mouth besides fleeting kisses while tae drives his hips into you from behindddd 

in fact, these boys actually don’t mind a little voyeurism with the wide windows in your suite, opting to leave them open so there's a bit of thrill in the way that they fuck you too~ 

tae has a bit of...dare i sayyyy a power kink, so when you call him names such as sir, daddy, master etc oh boy 

jk himself is bit into sensory dep specifically with blindfolds especially when its your hands travelling all around his body making him shiver. 

both of them just looove cuming all over you as well: face, ass, thighs, belly, literally anywhere, they just think that you look amazing like that! 

there are a couple times here and there when the three of you also do a bit of cam work together for other people to watch--although it isn’t often, you rake it in when you do so. the three of you are a perfect fantasy! 

sex also can happen in odd places with you three too since you can just start feeling it and don’t really care ;) strangest place....hmm i’d say when you joined the mile high club with them~ 

~🌹~

Bunch of (Ro)ses! 

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[lizzienaut]

WAHHHHH IM HAPPY U LIKE THEM I WILL GLADLY SEND MORE BC THESE KIDS MAKE ME VERY HAPPY TOO SOB

No bc. Hero absolutely learned the hard way that feet are Kel's worst spot and now he always makes sure to like pin his ankles or avoid being hit some how bc this boy CANNOT help his fucking kicking

Like how Aubrey most definitely will accidentally punch you if you catch her off guard (and if she's just not comfy with you obv bc ew)

But like. Kel has very quickly developed into my second favorite (Basil being first bc. I am also a funky little kinnie....) He's so fun to write tickle stuff abt oml

Dude just. Kel and Hero being silly little playful siblings and Hero loves to use any excuse (usually more so in private/at their house bc he's a bit more reserved around everyone else. Shy man) to just get Kel laughing, especially when he likes to annoy him and run or refuse to go to sleep or something

Teasing doesnt really get to Kel either but. Something about the way Hero does it is so HDJDBDHD like he knows exactly how to get Kel laughing even w/o the tickles and it's usually by making stupid ass jokes

I HAVE MORE BUT. YES ~🌸

SCREAMING

LITERALLY IN LOVE W ALL THE HCS YOU WRITE FOR THESE BBYS AWAWAWAAAAAAA

kel my still beloved. just a funky lil squirmy goofball, my sweet summer child

sobbing screaming punching the air becos i crave the rest of ur hcs they’re always so GOOD AWAAAAA

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 1

karasuno 2nd and 3rd year edition

❤︎ hey guys this is my first writing work and it’s basically full crack and who is more crack that the boys of Karasuno. I’m also taking requests and making this a mini series so if there’s a boy you want just send his ass my way❤︎

i reposted this from my old account and i might have changed the gifs around don’t kill my okay love u bye

~Karasuno 1st year edition~

hinata, kageyama, yamaguchi and tsukishima

- “If he doesn’t send you a video of him shaking his ass he’s cheating on you”

(gifs not mine)

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Hinata

you were bored scrolling on tiktok until you came across the challenge

you knew never in a million years that Shoyo would cheat on you but the thought of the orange haired cutie shaking ass for you was too good to pass up. So you texted him

“she wants you to what?!” “SHAKE SOME ASS IF IM NOT CHEATING CANT U READ KAGEYAMA?!”

he SPRINTS to the corner of the court keeping his phone up with a water bottle. Getting straight up weird looks.

“Hinata what are yo-“ “hold on daichi i need to do something it’s urgent”

stares.... everyone just stares totally confused. It was shown directly to kageyama but he’s still confused.

doesnt even bother to put on music he has no time he needs to prove his innocence

you get a notification from your phone 10 minutes later from Hinata and yes, it’s a video.

You see his team mates circle behind him with the most confused faces ever made. Hinata steps back from the camera and just...let’s it loose.

hands on his knees

his ass, his legs, his back everything wiggling

has no idea how to shake ass but baby is trying

You DIE laughing seeing whats unfolding before your eyes: Your boyfriend. terribly shaking ass with his teammates behind him, ALL sorts of confused with Tanaka and Nishinoya screaming of laugher in the corner. a sight to see

you shoot your boyfriend a text.

“Thank you i believe you but it was just a tiktok challenge”

“ANYTIME BABE” he texts back

hes just happy that your happy and you know he will never cheat. hes so precious oml

Kageyama

looks you dead in the eyes...”you want me to what?”

“shake ass if you’re not cheating on me”

“how does that prove i’m not cheating on you?” he looks at you with a eyebrow up.

“cheating men are physically unable to shake ass that’s how we always know when a man is cheating”

he just stares at you and ya know what

he believed you.

he really actually believed you bcs he nodded and said “okay that makes sense”

he gets up from his bed that you’re both currently sitting on.

“wait” you says and he stops to turn and look at you.

body by Meg thee stallion starts playing from your phone

“continue” you say with a cute smile on your face.

he just stands there, juts out his butt and just wiggles side to side. completely off the beat. After a couple seconds he stops

“Happy?” he asks. slightly annoyed

you look him up and down. “Your arch sucks but this will do”

he sits back down on his bed next to you, sighing, happy to know he can shake ass and he’s not a cheater.

“btw what i said about cheating men can’t shake ass is a lie”

“i hate you” he says quickly after you finish before kissing your forehead. You pout at him, earning him to kiss your pouty lips.

he would do anything to prove he will always love you. even if he looks stupid.

Yamaguchi

another soft babie 🥺

He was walking back home with tsukishima when he got a video call from you.

“hey babe what’s -

“that’s not important right now” you interrupt him.

he stops completely in his tracks. Tsukishima looks at him on his phone confused.

“what’s wrong y/n”

“i’m gonna need you to shake some ass if you’re not cheating on me”

“what?”

Tsukishima covers a laugh with a cough. You texted him minutes before you called your boyfriend to let him know your plan.

“do as she says if you’re not” his best friend tells him with a straight face.

“ ok ok ok” Yamaguchi frantically looks around for a place he can set his phone and decides on a brick fence ledge.

y’all know how squidward shaked his ass to boys who cry?

yeah

just like that

you and tsukishima DIE upon sight of your boyfriend trying to prove his innocence on something he didn’t even think about doing

“please stop my eyes are hurting oh my god” tsukishima says covering his eyes, walking away laughing. “dude it’s a challenge stop oh my god”

your boyfriend freezes. “it’s a challenge?” he asks you

“ yes i know you would never cheat on me i just wanted some ass” you tell him laughing. “i loved it tho and i love youuuu” you coo to him

he smiles. hearing your laugh melted at least half of him embarrassment. “i love you too, i’ll be by your place in a bit” he says kissing you through the phone.

Tsukishima

“not gonna happen”

“so you’re cheating on me”

“no”

“so prove it”

“i’m not shaking my ass infront of you to prove that i’m not cheating on you. it has no correlation”

you sit your head up from his chest in your cuddled position.

you give him puppy eyes. “pweeasee Keiiiiii”

“i might as well cheat” he says with a breathy laugh

you lightly hit his chest. “so you hate me”

“never said that out loud”

“soooo shake some ass” you beg. He shoots you a bored look “you better not record this if i’m gonna make a fool out of myself”

“you have my word my love” he smiles and kisses your forehead before jokingly pushing you off him. “fine” he mumbles

he gets up and as soon as he turns around to face you, you play juicy by doja cat.

“definitely no-“

“YOU SAID U WOULD” you yell over him.

he sighs.

turns so his butt faces you and does a lil dancy dance.

much to his luck mid booty shake...Akiteru walks in.

“Hey Kei mom said din- what are you doing?”

“GET OUT”

you’re rolling on the bed dying of laughter. Never in your life did you think the stars would align so well

“Next time i’m cheating on you” he says walking out leaving you to laugh at what you witnessed.

❤︎hope you guys enjoyed my mediocre writing! ❤︎

[barney-james]

Provoked || Chris Evans x Reader SMUT

Warnings: spanking, choking, hair pulling, breeding, unprotected vaginal sex, oral sex/face fucking (female and male receiving), dom/sub relationship, dirty talk fuuuuuuuuck

A/n oml this idea won’t leave me alone i’m in such a cevans mood ugh

*not my gif*

With his comforting warm arms wrapped around you, and his chest pressed to your back, there is no place in the world you would rather be. You’re passing time with your boyfriend between dinner and the party the two of you are expected at in about two hours. You had found some random movie on cable to watch while you waited for it to be time to get ready.

Chris sat against the headboard in the middle of the bed, and you sat between his legs with your beck pressed against his bare 0chest, his chin naturally sitting on your shoulder as he holds you against him with his arms around your waist.

Neither of you are paying much attention to the movie, but blankly staring at the screen just enjoying each other’s company and warmth. A loud sound comes from the movie, breaking both of you out of the trance. The two main characters had just barged into their apartment with their lips attached and hands roaming, knocking over a lamp in their wake. You watch the scene as the couple removes their clothes and falls onto the bed. Being a movie aired on television, it didn’t show any of the interesting parts, just faces, sounds, and kisses. But that was enough to get Chris stirring behind you.

You feel his hips push against you slightly and his new semi pressing into your lower back. His hands roam your body, and you feel him leaving wet, open-mouthed kisses down your neck and over your shoulder. You tilt your head to the side with a smirk on your lips, giving him better access to attack your skin. Chris’s hands leave your waist and slowly venture down slower to between your legs. Each hand on your inner thighs, spreading your legs. 

You chuckle and push yourself away from him and off the bed. You head to the bathroom without glancing back at your boyfriend. “I have to start getting ready,” your smirk evident in your voice. 

“Y/n,” he calls after you, and you turn around to look at him before reaching the bathroom. You see his hand stoking his hardening member through his low hanging grey sweatpants and you know there are non boxer briefs under those pants. The sight sends a tingle to your apex, and you bite your lip as you subtly clench your legs together. But to your dismay, the action does not go unnoticed.

Chris cocks an eyebrow at you and sits up, one leg hanging off the bed as he faces you. “Did you just look me up and down,” he smirks, “and then bite your lip?”

You don’t respond, just keep staring at his perfectly sculpted body, still biting you lip.

“’Cause if you did -” he slides his other leg over the edge of the bed “- we’re having sex.” He stands up, still feet from you, yet still towering over you. “Right now.” He says sternly.

“Shut up,” you roll your eyes and turn back to the bathroom. 

“Why don’t you come over here and make me?” he torts from behind you, a seductive tone in his deep voice. 

You slowly turn back to him and take a few steps towards him, just out of arms reach. You let your stare wonder down to hid obvious bulge. “No,” you begin, looking up into his lust heavy eyes. “No, I don’t think I will,” you tease.

Right as he launches himself forward trying to grab you and pull you to him, you turn and run into the bathroom, playfully screaming and laughing. Chris is right on your heels, but you manage to close and lock the bathroom door before he can get you. 

A loud bang fills the bathroom, and you know Chris had just pounded his fist against the door. You loved seeing this sexy, playful angry side of him. A pool began to form in your panties as you thought about how far you can push him. Your aching core was craving attention. You knew your unspoken rule to no truly touch yourself, and you were fighting the urge to go out and jump into his massive arms and let him have his way with you. But you were having fun, pushing him little by little.

“Your ass is going to be eight different shades of red after that stunt, baby girl,” you hear your boyfriends rough voice muffled from the other side of the door. Pretending you didn’t hear him, you play your shower playlist loudly and turn on the shower, waiting for it to reach the scorching temperature you love as you remove your cropped t-shirt and biker shorts that you wear around the house. 

Just as you’re about to remove your silky thong and matching bralette, you feel a big pair of hands roughly grab your waist and pull you backwards. You squeal at the sudden contact. 

“Chris!” you yelp, jumping slightly. “How’d you get in here? Did you pick the lock?”

He presses his lips back to your shoulder and hums against your skin. “Nope.”

“What did you do?” you push your butt against his hard cock. 

He hesitates a moment, then says, “Got impatient. Ripped the door nob off.”

“Chris!!” you yell. “What the hell?”

He shushes you. “Not important, baby. What is important is the situation you left in my pants. You know you wanna fix it for me.” His hands wander up from your waist and grip your breasts tightly.

“Bite me, Chris,” you moan teasingly. 

“You better watch that pretty little mouth before I put it to work,” he growls in your ear. 

“Baby,” you whine as his hands fall from your breasts and rest in the waist band of your thong. “They’ll be expecting us.” You are incredibly turned on, and definitely want Chris to have his way with you, but you just love seeing how far you can drive him before he snaps.

“They won’t notice,” he starts sucking harshly at the sensitive spot on your neck, knowing exactly where it is. 

You let out a breathy whine. “Chris stop,” you giggle as his fingers ghost up your bare stomach, tickling you in their path. “i’m going to this party,” you try sternly but fail. 

Chris’ strong hands tightly grip your hips. “No. You’re not,” he says with his lips against the shell of your ear, his voice deep and demanding. He spins you around by your hips so your chests are only centimeters apart, and you look up through your eyelashes at him as innocently as you can. “Tsk, tsk,” he clicks his tongue. “Innocence isn’t going to work tonight, sweetheart.” His hands leave your waist and come up to your shoulders, gently resting there. “Down,” he demands.

At first you’re taken aback. Of course you’ve seen this dominant side of him, but you love it so much your left dumbstruck every time.

Chris becomes impatient and pushes down on your shoulders roughly, making you fall to your knees in front of him with a small gasp. You look up at your boyfriend with doe eyes, wanting him to instruct you. 

“Go on,” he says harshly.

Your hands slide up his legs a couple times while you graze your lips over his covered erection teasingly before carefully pulling him out of his cotton pants. You softly grab his length, your small hand barely fitting around it, stroking it while you kiss around his aching member, avoiding it for the time being. You still your hand at the base and lean down, licking a strong, slow, wet stripe over the vein on the underside of his cock, and flick your tip over his leaking, red tip and collect the salty precum with a small moan. You kiss his slit and wrap your lips around his tip, barely sucking. 

“Stop teasing, doll,” he groans, and you pull back from him completely, looking up at him pleadingly. Of course he knows what you want, and he wants it to, but he loves making you beg and ask him for what you want in dirty words. He hums a chuckle as he strokes your hair. His hand leaves your hair and caresses your face, this thumb lightly pulling on your lower lip, and you gladly let it into your mouth and suck it sensually. “Say it,” he growls down at you. You cock your head to the side in a clueless manor. He pulls his thumb out of your mouth and grabs the back of your head by your hair, eliciting a whine from your parted soft lips. “Say. It,” he says with his teeth clenched as he looks at you with hard eyes, pulling your head back to make you look at him. 

“Fuck my mouth,” you say quietly, just above a whisper.

“What was that?” he grips your hair tighter and you moan. “I couldn’t hear you.”

“Fuck my mouth, Chris,” you whine, wanting him to seriously have his way with you now. No more teasing. 

“Hmm, good girl,” he praises, releasing your hair and swiftly pushing his sweatpants down the rest of the way and stepping out before taking hold on your hair once more. You lean your head back into his touch and open your mouth, sticking your tongue out flat against your chin as you wait for him. Chris grips his throbbing cock and slaps it against your waiting tongue several times, moaning softly, before straightening out your head and pushing himself into your mouth so far he hist the back of your throat, a making you gag around him. He only stays there a second before pulling out and roughly pushing back in. When your jaw tries to instinctively close, his hand leaves the base of his length and grabs your face, forcing your jaw to remain open for him. You moan over him while fighting your gags, just wanting to please him as obscene wet sounds fill the bathroom space and drool drips down your chin, your pussy getting wetter by the second. Chris thrusts so hard into your face that you’re almost falling over, and your hands grip the back of his thick thighs to steady yourself. Only a few thrusts later, your tap your hand against his thigh, telling him to stop, and he pushes himself all the way into your mouth one last time, and you feel him twitch in your throat before he quickly pulls himself out, leaving you gasping for air, looking up at him.

His thumb wipes the drool of your chin before holding hit in his hand. “So hot, baby. And so good,” he commends you. His hand in your hair pulls you up to your feet and drags you out of the bathroom and over to the bed. He sits down on the edge of the bed and pulls you over his knee, roughly spanking you a countless number of times, leaving you moaning and slick dripping down your thighs after soaking through your panties. He rubs his hand over your ass cheeks, soothing some of the pain before pulling you up again and pushing you on the bed.

He grabs your ankles and drags you down towards him at the foot of the bed. He admired your flushed state and feels himself throbbing, but ignores it for the moment so he can treat you. He kneels down in front of you and pushes your legs apart, leaving your soaked thong on display for him. “I haven’t even touched you yet, baby,” he teases. “Awfully needy for someone who would rather be at a stupid party, aren’t we?” He leans down, blowing hot air over your clothed core, and licks a stripe up the material between your legs, placing a kiss to your covered clit when he reached the top. His hands slid up your thighs, and he hooks his finger into the small waistband, pulling your thong down your legs. He doesn’t remove it fully, but rather leaves it at you knees as he pushes them up to your chest, your bare glistening cunt now fully exposed. 

He surprises you, not teasing you and just diving right in. His beard tickles and burns your sensitive skin in the most delicious way as his tongue moves through your folds and pushes against your hole, lapping up everything you have to offer. Your head throws back against the mattress as you moan loudly, and your hands grip the sheets. They’d much rather be in his hair, but your legs are pushed against you and you can’t even see the beautiful man between your thighs. Your neediness makes the warm knot in you tummy form a lot faster than normal. Chris drags his lips up your clit, flicking his tongue over it, the sensitivity making your hips jerk involuntarily. One of his hands leaves from under your thighs, his adjacent forearm now holding both your legs down. His hand slides down your soft thighs and his thumb presses teasingly at your entrance. It disappears, and not a moment later you feel him thrust two of his long fingers into you roughly, not letting your tight pussy adjust at all as he pumps them in and out and curls them against your perfect spot. 

“Oh god!” you yell, whining. “Chris! I’m gonna cum, baby,” you warn him. 

He removes his mouth from your clit just to utter a quick “Do it, baby girl” before his lips wrap around you and suck your clit into his mouth harshly, quickly breaking the knot. You reach your favorite euphoric state, moaning his name loudly as your legs shake against his hold. He sucks you and moves your fingers in you, ridding out your high. Chris laps his tongue through your folds one more time, then drops your weak legs. 

He kisses over your thighs, across your hipbones and up your body. When he reaches your barely covered breasts, he swiftly removes the silk material, leaving your peaks to harden in the cold air. He takes on of your nipples into his mouth, sucking and nibbling on it. You arch your back, pushing your chest into his mouth as his other hand massages your other breast. He moves to the opposite side and repeats, until he’s happy with the erectness of your nipples. He continues kissing up your chest, leaving wet kisses and sucking the soft flesh. His hand finds its way between your legs, and he lightly rubs circles over your your still sensitive clit, your hips jerking up into his hand. He presses down on your sensitive bundle as his lips love up your neck and across your jaw. As his lips attach to yours in a hungry kiss, and his tongue forces its way into your mouth to explore the familiar space, his finger falls from your clit and through your fold. He chuckles against your lips at how wet you still are and you whine into his kiss.

He removes his lips from yours, pecks you one last time and stands up. His strong arms wrap around your upper back and pull you farther up the bed, giving him room to kneel on the mattress in front of you. He runs his hand through your wet folds, collecting your juices on his fingers and rubbing it over his cock, getting himself ready. He thighs again, pulling them over his own and your pussy up closer to his cock. He leans over you as he aligns himself with your entrance.

As rough as Chris can be, and as much as you love the rough side of him, he always enters you slowly at first, giving you both time to adjust as to not hurt you. And of course he does that now. He presses his lips to yours passionately as he bottoms out and you moan loudly as his thick cock fills you up perfectly. He groans at the feeling of you wrapped around him. 

“Fuck, baby girl,” he moans, leaning his forehead against yours. “Always so tight for me, fuck.” He pulls out most of the way, only his tip left inside you, and pushes back in slowly, he picks up the pace, setting a steady rhythm. “Hmm, so good wrapped around me like this.”

Your hands grab his cheeks kissing his lips softly. “Chris,” you plead as your lips detach.

“Hmm?” he responds. 

“Harder. Faster, baby,” you coax. “Please.”

He chuckles. “As you wish.” He straightens his back as he stands up, his large hands grabbing hold of your hips. He looks at you with a dirty look before relentlessly pounding into you. He groans at the quick pace of your tight walls compressing his cock. You moan loudly as he thrusts up, hitting your g-spot every time. 

“Oh, fuck,” Chris moans, throwing his head back for a moment. “You like that, baby? You like it when I pound my cock into you?”

“Oh, fuck, yes,” you moan, fingers gripping the sheets again. “Fuck, Chris! Don’t stop.”

He continues to pound into you with a force that shakes the bed with every thrust. You moan each other’s name in strings of profanity. But then a phone starts ringing and buzzing on the nightstand next to the bed. You ignore it, knowing it’s not yours, since yours was still in the bathroom. 

Chris stills inside you and reaches for the phone but it is just out of his reach. “Help me,” he pleads, looking at you sweetly.

“Really?” you scoff. “Now?”

“Just get it please.”

You huff and stretch you arm to grab the ringing phone and hand it to Chris.

“Hello?” he says, answering the phone as he removes one of your legs wrapped around your hip and leans it on his shoulder. “Oh, sorry, dude. We’re not going to be able to make it tonight.” You conclude he is talking to the host of the party, silently priding yourself for having been right about them noticing the two of you weren’t there, but your thoughts were broken when Chris’ massive hand closed around your neck. You through your head back, loving the pressure he’s applying. “Why cant we? Oh. Uh,” Chris smirks down at you, puts the phone on speaker and puts it beside your head. His hand leaves your throat and rests at the base of your neck.

You look at him with wide eyes and mouth agape, astounded by when you know he’s going to do. He grabs your hip tighter with one hand and leans ever so slightly on the one resting on your chest. He pulls his hips out of you, and thrusts up, hitting your g-spot even better with the new angle.

You cover your mouth with your hand, trying to stop his plan, but he pulls your hand away from your mouth, cocks an eyebrow at you as if to tell you to be loud and pounds into you even harder than before, making you moan his name so loud it was almost pornographic.

“Good girl,” he says and kisses your forehead. “That’s why,” he says into the phone and hangs up, then throws it off the bed. He straightens back out slightly, leaning above you once more and his hand slides back up to your throat, applying the perfect amount of pressure. 

Sure your arms would not be able to hold long enough to stay in his soft hair, your hands wrap around his wrist as he fucks you into the mattress and your moans waver with the harsh rhythm. The knot in your stomach is exponentially reforming with every thrust and Chris can tell from your pussy clenching around his cock. His hand on your hip slides down to rapidly rub your clit. 

“Fuck, Y/n,” he moans. “I’m close, too, baby.”

“Chris,” you pant, trying to form words. “Don-don’t ruin th-the sheets,” you struggle out.

Chris looks you in your eyes, his crystal orbs clouded with lust and love. “I’ll just have to cum inside you then, doll,” he groans.

The knot swells with those words, on the brink of breaking. “Yes,” you plead. “Please, Chris. Fill me with your cum.” You continue to moan, Chris’ pace is faltering as he gets closer to his edge with your encouraging words. He drops your leg off his shoulder, removes his hand from around your neck, and leans down over you completely, his sweaty body hanging over you. “Please,” you moan. “Fuck, I wanna feel you cum inside me, Chris. Please, cum for me, baby.”

“Yes, baby,” he kisses you. “I’m so close.”

His fingers rub at your clit faster pushing you farther as he stares down at where your bodies connect. 

“Chris!” you scream as you cum around him, your pussy throbbing around him. 

You feel his cock twitch inside you as it had done in your mouth, but he doesn’t pull out like he did then. He looks at your face in the state of pleasure he gave you. His lips connect to yours in a loving kiss as his hips jut forward, jerking as he bottoms out and covers your walls with streams of his hot cum, him moaning into the kiss the whole time. The feeling alone adding to your sensitivity making you cum all over again and you moan into him, too.

He stays still inside you as you both come down from your highs. After a moment, he begins to soften inside you, and he pulls out slowly, both of you groaning at the loss of contact. He pecks your lips one last time before he stands off the bed, and goes into the bathroom to get you a warm washcloth as always. 

You can feel his cum starting to drip out of you, and as he turns off the water and comes back into the bedroom, your fingers slide down your body and push it back into you as stare at him, shocked from the sight as he brings his bottom lip between his teeth. 

“What?” you say innocently. “I don’t wanna ruin the sheets.” You give him a cheesy smile as he walks over to you, gently cleaning you with the warm cloth. 

“Fuck, Y/n,” he sighs, looking into your eyes lovingly, his having now faded back to their usual sky blue. “I love you, so much.”

You smile and sit up, gently placing your palms on his cheeks and pulling him into another sweet kiss. “I love you, more, Chris,” you giggle after breaking the kiss before falling back onto the bed. 

Once he finishes cleaning you up, he goes to throw the cloth into the laundry basket, and you adjust yourself, laying your head on the pillows on your side of the bed.

When he comes back again, his hand softly grazes your hips. “I may or may not have left some.. marks,” he frowns.

You look down at your hip, and see a faint hand shaped bruise starting to form. You gasp at it and look at his sad expression. “Hey,” you say to get him to look at you. “You didn’t hurt me, Chris. I’m fine,” you assure him. “I’m better than fine.” You pull his arm towards you and he gets the message and crawls back onto the bed. You hold your arms out for your post coital ritual, and he collapses on top of you with his head on your chest and his body crushing yours in the best way. 

“Baby?” he says, lifting his head to look at you.

You hum a ‘yes’ as your fingers slide into his soft hair as they’d been wanting to all night. 

“Don’t cover up the bruises and hickeys. Let everyone know I’ve marked you as mine.”

You kiss him again. “I won’t cover up,” you assure him. He smiles and lays his head back onto your chest. The two of you stay like that until your both asleep in each others arms. 

----

A/n holy fuck I about bust a nut writing this (not proof read)

[machinegunbun]

I mean, I wouldn’t mind an expansion of Spit kink!Colson on stage ...

Okay, so

Colson tends to get worked up on stage, in a multitude of ways. It’s a huge adrenaline rush and with the lights and shit he’s all hot in sweaty, so basically Colson on stage gets both of you going.

Plus, we all know he has a control thing. When horny repressed stage Colson meets dominant claiming Colson things get can get...  Horny

So he’s been on tour for the last few months and you’ve both resorted to facetime sex and masturbation when he begs to fly you out to his next show because he needs you

“So fucking bad, baby.”

You have to take some time off work and move your schedule around a bit, but you eventually cave and allow him to buy the tickets. The only problem being that from the second you get off the plane he’s busy, either performing or meeting fans or attending to some other sort of business, you can’t get more than a few seconds alone.

You begin to worry that your whole trip would consist of small moments together, I mean of course you were grateful but it was all a little disappointing. 

One night you’re sitting just off stage and watching them do their thing when Colson motions you to come over. You nervously rise to your feet, slowly making your way over to him, unsure of what exactly is happening. The crowd erupts into (somehow louder than before) screams as you appear on stage, stopping beside your boyfriend, looking up at him nervously. He provides a small introduction, encouraging more cheers and lets you mess around on stage with him for a bit. 

Maybe he’s drinking~ something and you ask for some since you’re nervous and he’s like yeah sure and takes a sip of whatever it is and pulls your hair back and spits it in your mouth. 

Can you imagine if you were just a fan tho? Like Have yall ever seen him do that thing (im sensing another video we wont be able to find) where someone is on the stage and like bending over and he thrusts them off? Like thrusts into them (with clothes on obviously) and bumps them into the crowd? 

It’s supposed to be sexy but I lowkey kinda find it funny Like imagine the amount of thrust power this man has. Can you imagine how much y

our thighs and ass would hurt by the time he was done with you oml god forbid you did something to earn a spanking along the way. But honestly at the same time I dont think you even have to earn them with him I just think he likes doing it, he said he prefers ass.

FUCK anyway

He pulls you up and spits the drink in your mouth with his hand around your neck and is flirting with you on stage like hmm

“Oh my god you literally own me.” or something like that in your own words, just telling him how hot he is to you or like “Fucking rail me.”

“I own you?” He laughs “You’re mine?”

“Oh, all yours, daddy.” and he asks to spit the drink in your mouth and youre like fuck yeah and he does it and everyones screaming. I couldn’t see this happening now but I could totally see it happening in the past. Like, dr. cockpunch era. When he acted stupid before he got the swarm of attention yenno.

Or maybe with either scenario you’re like on stage and hes pouring the alcohol on you cause you’re like twerking while he raps just dancing around and hyping your man and so he pours it on you and pours some in your mouth. Just very cute fuckin around on stage vibes. 

That is cute right? Haha right guys... thats cute? 

Guys.

[nightowlfandom]

Yandere! Jeon Jungkook- You’re My Prey

Why Hello there! ANON ASKS

Greetings! I hope all is well with you! Could I please request a smutty angsty predator Jungkook x Prey Reader with sprinkle fluff at the end? like jk is the readers bully and realizes that he likes her but she avoids him like covid lmao. so he protects her from someone or something and she starts to trust him? oml that sounds like a lot🤣🤣 U are an amazing writer!!

BRUH YOU HAD ME AT ‘AVOIDS HIM LIKE COVID LOL’ 

Sooooo I didn’t touch on the smut part, and I’m very sorry! Tbh I was a bit overwhelmed writing this one and I kept getting stressed because I hated every draft I made before the final draft.

So this contains a bit of sensitive material, proceed with caution

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Leggo!

...

You sat in front of the vanity as your mom styled your hair. She hummed as he took your strands in her hands.

“I saw this style in an issue of Vogue...I know you’ll love it.” she commented.

Tonight was perhaps the biggest event of your mom’s career. She has been a avid participant in the entertainment industry for years and she was invited to some crazy event with her celebrity friends and wanted you to come as her plus one. People knew she had a daughter, but they had never really seen you before. You stayed out of the spotlight when you could.

Except for tonight. Your mom had stared as the lead in a huge show, and a party was being thrown to celebrate it’s popularity and final episode. You were honored but nervous.

“Look at you!” she winked at you in the mirror. “Come on, we’re running fashionably early.” she ushered you out the chair.

...

Ugh, how much longer was this gonna last. Your feet were killing you! Your mom seemed to be having the time of her life though. She was drinking and dancing and carrying on as if she was a young college student.

“She seems to be having fun.” a voice said from behind you. 

“Don’t get any ideas. That’s my mother.” you seethed. You were protective of your mom, going as far as to curse out anyone who set their sights on her whether it was positive or negative. While people didn’t know you as a celebrity, they knew you as the one who knocked the living daylights out of an ex idol who tried to touch your mother’s ass on a variety show backstage.

“Don’t worry, pet. I wouldn’t dream of it.”

Once you recognized the voice, you froze. Of course he would be here! You slowly turned around, seeing Jungkook standing there with a sick smile on his face. “Missed me?”

“No!” you said a little to swiftly. You should have asked if anyone you knew was gonna be there. You felt like an idiot. Jungkook literally sang half the soundtrack for her show, of course he’d be here!

“Oh how rude.” he cooed. “I thought you’d be happy to see me.” he shrugged. 

“You though wrong.” you looked him up and down. “I swear it’s like you’re following me sometimes.”

“You could say that...but just know I’ll always be there for you...watching.”

 “J-just stay away from me!”

To say he had some sort of infatuation with you as an understatement. Everywhere you went, he somehow turned up. It was like he could smell you from miles away. 

“Dear Y/N, don’t make a scene.” he stepped forward just so he could whisper in your ear. “Wouldn’t want to cause a disturbance.” you could feel the smirk on his face and all you wanted to do was slap it right off.

“Stay back.” you stepped away. “Leave me alone.” you pointed warningly. You attempted to walk away, only to feel him grab your hand. 

Tingles shot up your spine as you touched. You shuddered, his skin was hot. You took one look at Jungkook. He seemed to be in a trance, he was staring at your hand, following it up your arm, passing over you shoulder and up your neck to stare at your face. 

When you finally came to your senses, you yanked your arm back. “Don’t touch me.”

“Okay alright.” he rolled his eyes, seemingly going back to normal as well. “Just don’t get into any trouble, pet.” he scoffed. “By the way, you look good in that dress.” he drank you in. You felt exposed, very exposed. You could almost feel a draft. You glared at his back as he stalked off. That’s how it was, Jungkook was nothing more than an arrogant tease that made you wanna strangle somebody. 

“Alright, I’m done.” you groaned, holding your head. You looked for your mom in the crowd. She was busy laughing with a whole bunch of her friends. You didn’t wanna leave without telling her. You’d just leave her a message.

From across the room, Jungkook watched you leave. He hated to see you leave, but watching you walk away was so gratifying. He knew you didn’t really hate it. In fact, it was amusing to watch you lie to yourself. You were lying about not wanting him, about hating him.

He knew you were lying because he would feel if you hated him. Just like he could feel the want dripping off your body. You were simply lying to yourself.

... (A few days later)

Your mom had left for another show, which left you home alone for a while. She would be filming in Japan, which meant you would have the house all to yourself. That meant you were left to your own devices when it came to fending for yourself. You hated calling your mothers assistant, he had his own family and your mom to worry about. You could handle going to the convenience store by yourself.

“Thank you for shopping with us!” the cashier waved you off as you left the store. You threw your trash in the nearby bin and began walking back. It was cold out, which prompted you to hug yourself.

What you didn’t know, is that you were being followed.

You were walking on the empty street. It was late and all the major shops had closed for the night. Your only source of light were the dimly lit tiny restaurants that were still open, and street lights that flickered as you passed. 

You kept walking, ignoring that feeling in your stomach that told you you were in trouble. You just had to speed up, it was like something in you was screaming at you. A few seconds passed and you couldn’t help but turn around.

A man was standing a few feet behind you. It was way too dark to see.

“Wha-...” you began walking away, praying it was just a coincidence. You turned a corner, he followed. You turned another corner, he followed.

You were now certain he was following. You couldn’t help cut cut through the street to get to the other side, but he followed then and there. You couldn’t help but begin to run, now scared out of your mind.

You turned behind you one more time to see him speed-walking. In your haste you didn’t see Jungkook walking out of an alleyways. You rammed into him, only to scream bloody murder.

“Y/N?” Jungkook grabbed your shoulders. You were practically crying. This was the first time you were actually happy to see Jungkook of all people. “Babe, what’s wrong?”

“Someone’s following me!” you pointed down the street. Jungkook took one look in the direction where you were pointing.

You were way too scared to see his gaze harden into a glare. His blood practically boiled. 

“Stay here.” he grunted, storming in the direction towards the man. “Hey buddy!” he barked, strutting over. 

Jungkook glared in the direction of the sorry idiot who dared try and apprehend his catch. 

...

Jungkook took you back to his place, your home would be empty for the night and you didn’t wanna be alone in that moment. You sat on the sofa, hugging yourself. 

If he hadn’t been there, something bad would have happened, you knew that much. It was the first time you were grateful. 

Jungkook had to gather himself. Rage shot through his body in his attempt to protect you. His senses were still in overdrive and he was sure he looked crazy. He watched you as you got comfortable, still hugging yourself.

“T-thank you.” you said for maybe the third time that night. 

“Y/N. You really don’t have to thank me.” he laughed. “I told you I’d be there for you every minute, or every day.”  He walked over and sat down next to you.

You finally studied his face. His smile that never reached his eyes looked very different now than it ever did. His eyes were dark with something you couldn’t really read. 

“Even after I’ve been so horrible to you?”

“You may think of it that way, but I don’t.” 

“How do you think of it?” you tilted your head to the side. You were genuinely interested in how Jungkook perceived your declaration of hatred towards him.

“You shouldn’t make that face.” he giggled, glossing over the subject. “I might have to ruin your innocence.” 

“Ruin my-” you trailed off. It was only then you realized how close he was. Jungkook towered over you, so it was easy for his body to cast a shadow over yours. “You’re really close.” you mumbled.

“Hm, isn’t that the point?” he winked. “Your skin is so soft.”

To Jungkook’s delight, you didn’t pull away when his lips ghosted over yours. You shuddered at the mere tickle of his touch. It was like a batch of pheromones had gone out into the air because all you wanted in that moment was him. In some way or another. However it surprised him when you were the one to go for it, pressing your lips gently against his. 

A low growl ripped through his throat as he rested his hand on the side of your neck. He returned you affections just as quickly as you gave it. 

You tasted better than he thought. Your innocence was like a drug. It was heavy. He hummed with delight as you reached your hands up to run through his hair. He was happy, you didn’t know it in that moment, but you were accepting it. Your fate as his. After tonight it would be set in stone. 

As you pulled away from Jungkook, you inhaled sharply. “W-woah.”

“Surprised, babe?” he began crawling over you, sending you back against the plush surface. “I knew you’d fall for me sooner or later.” 

You were too consumed by the sight of him above you. The lights casted a halo over him. He almost looked like an angel. “I could eat you up right now Y/N.” he whispered. “Your soul is exposed to me right now.”

He drew his tongue down your neck. Leaving opened mouth kisses along your skin. You were warmed up in an instant despite being cold moments earlier. You practically squeezed your legs together in an effort to ease what you were feeling, but Jungkook was no fool.

Finally he’d get what he’d been yearning for. After so long.

...

It was the dead of night when you woke up. Your naked body was flush against Jungkook’ in what you assumed was his bed. Jungkook was practically atop you, laying his head on your chest. You tried to shimmy out of his grip and when you successfully did, you sat up.

Aches and pains shot through your body as flashbacks of moments before flooded your body.  You could hear his shallow breaths in your ear telling you how much he adored you. Every bite and scratch he had left burned, but in a good way. 

Words couldn’t describe how it felt enough. 

“You weren’t thinking of leaving me, were you?” You looked down at Jungkook who tiredly wiped his eyes. “Fuck.” He glossed over your naked body. You were practically marked from head to toe.

“No.” you replied. “My arm was falling asleep because you were laying on me.” you replied, laughing dryly. He sat up himself, only to trail his fingertips up your arm. He shifted behind you and began placing kisses along your shoulder. He wrapped his arms around you and practically pulled you back down onto the bed with him. 

...

[theocanread]

A MAP OF DAYS- MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN

Page 89, chapter 3

YES JACOB, GO STUPID. GO APE. GET PISSED. SCREAM. GET UNREASONABLY ANGRY AND SAY THINGS YOU DON’T MEAN. I SUPPORT. This fucking guy, that’s such a moment honestly. He cursed?? In the presence of Miss P?? Amazing. Iconic. Go hog wild. Sometimes I don’t like protagonist characters, but Jacob? He is very honest, very true, and very good. He is angry and IT IS VALID.

We love Millard’s invisible chaos and blatant autism coding. He wins so hard. Thanks for teaching me the word “svelte” I will never use it XOXO

Horace is such a male wife. AND HE DRESSED MILLARD WHICH IS GREAT. The outfit described? Iconic. AND HORACE’S BEACH OUTFIT? GAH, it sounds perfect. It was described as preppy, which fits. And he hates denim, which is so accurate to his character. 10/10

Enoch, my beloved. Get out of the trunk, silly! Oml what are you doing in there, Enoch!! Enoch get out! “Sweepy sweep” Enoch you dork!! Hush funny lad! ….in all seriousness he’s a little shit and I’m living for it. He was always my favorite character, but I think he’s taken a step up. He feels less disconnected from the group, more of a friend to Jacob than a rival. He’s just an ass in general, and it’s been quite entertaining thus far. The fact he could do the bare minimum and everyone would be like “wow, Enoch! Great job! We’re so proud!” Is frankly, entertaining. I’ve started to be “GRRR BARK BARK BARK I HATE YOU” in the way that also means “xoxo, my favorite character. Your relatability factor is off the charts and I pay attention to your existence”

Also everyone being confused and upset about not being allowed to commit murder or steal killed me. Maybe it was mostly that I was reading it in class and if I laughed people would be confused, but I had to try very hard several times in the last 50 pages not to look weird in my art class. (I would look weird because I have no friends there and I’m mostly silent in that class)

Fiona is not dead. I refuse. ALSO LET THEM GO SHOPPING I GOT SO EXCITED. LET THEM SHOP FOR CLOTHES PLEASE THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. LET THEM GO TO SCHOOL. IVE HAD 3 BOOKS OF INSANITY, PLEASE I WANNA SEE THEM EXIST AND DO MODERN THINGS. JACOB HAD TO ADJUST, DONT JUST TALK ABOUT TEACHING THE PECULIARS TO BE NORMAL, RANSOM RIGGS YOU TEASE. Someone make Horace wear denim and then immediately set him free if he has sensory issues. Please <3

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ENOCH NO NO NO DONT NO ENOCH. YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW MANY PEOPLE JACOB TACKLED IN THE LAST BOOK ALONE. HES GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. SHUT YOUR MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU. HE JUST CURSED AT MISS PEREGRINE. HE IS READY TO DISOWN HIS PARENTS. HE JUST REVISITED THE TRAUMATIC EVENT OF HIS GRANDFATHER’S DEATH. HE IS UNSTABLE AND WILL KILL YOU. I’m dramatizing this, but I’m very ready to watch a fight unfold between Enoch who was established to be 5’3 in book one and Jacob is established to be taller than that. Go Jacob, sorry Enoch.

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….or Bronwyn could stop him…yeah that’s probably for the best.

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YES PUT HIM IN TIMEOUT. HES BEEN BAD. PUT HIM IN A CUP, EVEN. BAD ENOCH.