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My favourite loser scientist (we are legally married)
Handplates!Gaster by @zarla-s (thank you so much for this AU it has given me life for the past 6 years)
#handplates gaster#gaster#undertale#art#wd gaster#I'm sooo in love with him it's not even funny#anybody who can recognise the formulas on his tie gets points <3#and no they aren't random scribbles >:)#I'm picturing either the goatparents or Alphys gifting him with this stupid science tie#And Gaster was like “Why would I need a tie with basic thermodynamic equations a skeleton of my caliber obviously has them memorized”#(he absolutely does not)#Gaster trying to remember what the equation is for the thermodynamic process of work done by an expanding gas : :/#The tie: hold my threads#Tried to draw him as babygirl in a suit but he just ended up looking cripplingly depressed (as always)#promise i'll make him cuntier next time#my stupid skeleton wife#my favourite is the one on the couch he just looks so cute...gah my heart#gushing hours#I had Ukagaster opened while painting all three and it made my entire life if only you knew bbgirl#my art
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Meet the people of Woodward Ranch! To most West Virginians, the place is just a normal animal sanctuary, but to those in the know, it’s a cryptid conservation ranch :)
Wyatt Woodward is the grandson of the man who used to own the ranch (I haven’t figured out that guy yet so…). His grandfather passed and left the ranch to Wyatt in his will, despite Wyatt only having met the man once or twice when he was little. Now he’s tasked with running the place, as well as grappling with the reality that monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural are very very much real
Lucy Lovejoy is a farmhand / wrangler on the ranch. She grew up living there and is miffed that Wyatt was given ownership. She believes she’s entitled to it because she actually knows the place and Wyatt didn’t even believe in the supernatural until he came to the ranch
Dr. Herschel Finch is the ranch’s science boy (that’s probably not the official title) and he does his magic + science stuff to keep the ranch safe as well as be the resident cryptid expert. He’s very chaotic neutral and would probably kill someone…yknow…for science! Nobody really quite knows his history, despite him telling lots of strange backstories about his past.
Denny is a feral little orphan werewolf girl that lives on the ranch and has deemed it her home. She causes trouble for Wyatt because he’s easy to mess with, but she’s also the one (other than the Mothman) who sees him as family the fastest
The Mothman is one of the cryptids who regularly stays at the ranch. He was Wyatt’s grandfather’s favourite, and so Wyatt quickly becomes the new favourite of the Mothman. Just look at him 🥺 he’s so,,,🫶
Bonus:
Cryptoria is Finch’s ex-wife. Nobody on the ranch has actually met her, but Finch’s reasoning for why they got divorced was that “she was evil”. They question why he didn’t take that into account when marrying a literal demon, and also why that was the dealbreaker, seeing as he’s not one to be opposed to some evil from time to time, but he doesn’t elaborate. He does explain, however, that she tried to kill him. Despite that, he also actively laments the relationship, clearly missing his hot demon wife. Cryptoria divorced HIM because she found him annoying. They’re soooo toxic for each other. They’re the kind of exes that simultaneously hate each other but would totally make out again if they had the chance.
#doctorsiren#siren’s oc#woodward ranch#mothman#wyatt woodward#lucy lovejoy#dr herschel finch#denny#cryptoria#digital art#my art#oc art#procreate#finch and cryptoria are ‘me and the bad b I lost by being autistic (i was annoying)’ /silly#wyatt and mothman are very much like hiccup and toothless I’m realizing (this was an accident)#also yes finch is my favourite type of character: square autistic nerd man 😍���#see. he’d be the type of guy to summon bill and build the portal and then learn his true intentions but go along with them because science!!#idk what species finch and lucy are quite yet haha still workin on those#but yeah these are some rough concepts I’ve been cookin the last few days#finch fumbled cryptoria so badly dude WTF you had a hot demon lady as your WIFE and you still messed it up#…okay well she did try to kill him but he was kind of into that-#the name cryptoria literally came to me in a dream#anyways YEAH some OCs! 🫶💥
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brought to you by the genius tags via @dannyric333 <3
#max is a baby science prodigy graduated from oxford at age 15 on track to win some genius nobel when newey pulled him into the world of#motor racing. red bull keeps worrying about max getting poached by (gestures vaguely) idk stanford to start his own lab but for now max#seems content on the pitwall and it absolutely has nothing to do with daniel ricciardo's wife shaped b🍑🍑ty <3#thanks for coming to my ted talk!#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#maxiel#f1#*#**
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had a conversation last week with a 10 year old girl about the s5 finale and i can’t stop thinking about it. she said nathalie is the best because she loves adrien enough to lie to him about his father so that he stays happy. completely convinced that emilie was resurrected at the end and shocked when i suggested otherwise. i’ve been dying to know what the children think happened and it’s so interesting
#anna rambles#ml s5#ml season 5#ml#i personally don’t think that adrien’s gonna find out anything in future seasons#which to me feels unsatisfying#but it’s interesting that (from my sample size of one child) maybe the kids would see that as a good thing#it felt to me like the show was framing it as a good thing at least#so it would be interesting to find out how more of the (young) target audience perceived it#bc i feel like most of the adult fans i’ve seen online assume that adrien will find out or at least would find it unsatisfying if he didnt#when i asked if she thought it could’ve been amelie at the end her jaw dropped and she said ‘no because he’s always down there talking#about how he’s gonna bring his wife back! he says it all the time and that’s what he did!’#& i was like. girl yeah you’re right😭 that is also what i thought when i saw it😭#anyway I need to talk to more kids about ml. for science
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My favourite bit of Bridgerton Season 3
Kate: Anthony, you know eating me out won’t give you an heir
Anthony: Just because it hasn’t happened YET doesn’t mean we should stop trying to make it happen, Kate!!!
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton incorrect quotes#bridgerton#incorrect quotes#bridgerton memes#my man was willing to defy science and make a baby purely out of love of eating his wife out#and i think that's beautiful
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I just watched ep 3 of tadc but I can’t stop thinking about the similarities between Kinger and the guy in the tapes, he says that his goal was to protect his wife and hypothetical children but he ended up shooting his wife instead thinking she was the monster
Kinger says that the dark is what calmed his wife down but he’s the one who gives off light, also I can’t help but think of Kinger and Pomni when he says hypothetical children
We don’t actually know what lead Kinger’s wife to abstraction but it would be devastating to find out it was him
#maybe since he mentioned doing 7 years of computer science he spent his time in the circus trying to find a way out#and pushed his wife away to the point of abstraction#tadc#tadc spoilers#tadc kinger#tadc pomni#tadc queenie#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus spoilers#tadc episode 3#tadc ep 3#beetle rambles
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A lil obscure spoovy/engiemedic comic i made from an idea that has been rattling around
Yknow yada yada something about moving on and finding someone else
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#science party#spoovy#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#0art0#heavy and his future wife
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i know it's late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARREN GODBY
#warren godby#red valley podcast#red valley#Warren Godby the man that you are#Casually s*icidal middle aged/retirement age man who has 0 conflict resolution skills#a tendency towards violence#A love of retro games#And the diet of a toddler#Horrendously dysfunctional elder millennial with brain damage who is in love with his best friend#Popsicle man who'd rather not deal with it right now thank you#He can eat so much ice cream and never get a brain freeze#Captain shit#Somehow managed to land an incredibly intelligent and well adjusted wife oh wait nevermind#Is pretty sure tortoises will never love you back#Is he neurodivergent or is it just the trauma + brain damage#The most horrendously avoidant man of all time#Needs a lot more therapy than he ever ended up getting#Like if the frozen feeder eats you find in a pet store were also lab rats#Guinea pig of all time#Semi-willing recipient of evil science experimentation#Ok I think I'm done#I do love him
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HC- Jack like people with long curly hair.
#hachi doodle#danny phantom#so this is kinda base on a joke my science teacher used to tell us#where the husband really love his wife long hair but got super devastated when she style it into one of those short modern bob
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my favourite thing is how my computer science teacher gives me feedback at 11:17 pm on a saturday. like YES your sleep schedules are fucked too!! he's in his 30s, has a wife, yet still gives me dumb feedback like "what register is used in this process" at midnight and i respond right away!!!
#soupyx#computer science#love u mr ali#teachers#soph talks about i dont even know any more#like...#his wife NATASHA#is in bed like#“kamran... get off ur phone let's sleep”#and he's like “sorry babe i'm marking sophy's work :/”
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brocedes stepford wife type marriage. could be het, or not
i love your fics btw!
Not really stepford wives but robot nico???
"I've updated his language model and increased his audio processing speed," says Lewis, gesturing at the cracked-open shell of electronics on the table. It doesn't really look like Nico now, but as soon as his circuits get stuffed back inside where they're supposed to be and his titanium ribs are snapped shut, he'll look just like the boy Lewis followed to MIT when he was eighteen years old. He's not nearly as smart, or as funny, or as insufferable, but he seems to charm his customers just the same.
"And what is your progress on removing the accent?" says Toto. "I understand modelling a convincing human voice can be difficult but--"
"Zero percent progress," says Lewis. "I'm not doing it, just like I'm not designing a fucking companionship mode, because he is a state of the art robotic assistant, and not a robot girlfriend."
"At the going price," says Toto, arms crossed, "you could double your revenue by adding a companionship mode."
"He can affect politeness. That's the best I'll do."
Toto throws his hands in the air. "Frankly, I don't understand your hang-ups about AI companionship. It's the done thing now, and your models are the best on the market. You could change the game, if you weren't so--"
"I said no," says Lewis.
Toto lifts an eyebrow. "I suppose your gifts are reserved just for you? Your prototype--" He points in the direction of other robot-Nico, the prototype Lewis is always tinkering with, sitting placidly on a rather avant-garde armchair in the corner of the lab. "--behaves awfully affectionately, don't you think?"
Lewis frowns, assessing proto-Nico's idle seat. The cycle of his breath is so natural Lewis could almost be fooled into thinking he was real, if he didn't feel the swell of pride in his chest at the fact that he made proto-Nico, made him almost as good as the real thing. "He's experimental. Not--not ready for the market."
Toto crosses his arms, assessing. "I'm sure."
#i must credit misa blorbocedes who pioneered a much better nico is a top of the line purchaseable robot au in the dms... my queen#save me brocedes asks save me#the backstory here is that while at mit nico embarked on a project to preserve human memories/personalities etc. and then abandoned lewis#when he met his wife and moved to some future earth colony for wealthy people and completely gave up the sciences#but he had left his BRAIN downloaded in some organic circuitry... lewis took it and combined it with his ability to build robots to create#a nico bot that he sold to big robot investor toto wolff as an assistant... but clients only get a dumbed-down version. The real original#copy of nico exactly as he was when he downloaded his brain is lewis's personal assistant and lives in his house and provides him with#companionship and sometimes lewis has to open him up to remind himself that it isn't really nico#and to be clear lewis does not have sex with robot nico because he feels guilty even though robot nico reminds him that he still retains al#of nico's original thought processes so it wouldn't be coercive#ANYWAY#i wrote this#brocedes
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I'm sure people are already saying this but kinger is definitely the one who programmed the digital circus
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#7 years of computer science? this guy did it#which is fine by me ive been a kinger girlie since day 1#also tracks with the idea of him being in there the longest and his wife going in with/after him#thinking out loud
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It’s so perfect that Lucanis doesn’t sleep much, because Nöa is a nerd who can’t shut up, so she’s absolutely going to nudge him at weird hours of the night to talk about her latest Fade Physics theory, and she won’t even have to feel bad because he’s already going to be awake.
#Lucanis: doesn’t understand what his weird magic science wife is on about but he’s happy to be included anyway#Lucanis Dellamorte#DA4#Dragon Age#DA:TV#Samwise says stuff#Rook#Nöa notes#Panöwen
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Sorry to the "Fiddleford is a saint who did nothing wrong and the things he did wrong were because of that big fat meanie of Stanford/because of anxiety/because of others" crowd I actually find very interesting that he basically founded a cult and gaslit his colleague (and sure said colleague didn't treat him right but come on he did actually tell Fidd "Um this gun thingie is a bad idea have you considered destroying that, doing meditation and going outside" he didn't tell Fiddleford to do all of what Fidd then did) and the concept of him being a bit problematic in general.
#And the fact dude was an OBJECTIVELY SHITTY HUSBAND#Like you can justify leaving his wife and son behind FOR SCIENCE#but forgetting presents? making a giant destructive robot when said wife left?#yeah no#journal 3 spoilers#bob spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#let's not forget: probably Ivan life would have been different if the two had never met#before being accused of possible character hate or having bias: Fidd is in the Top 3 of my fave GF charas
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one of the things i miss the most about 90s and 00s sci-fi (tv) is how much the casts were all appearing in each other's shit all the time
#like. michael shanks literally met lexa doig (his wife) while guesting on andromeda#and the star trek casts?? don't even get me started on how many of those guys were all over the place#scifi#science fiction#star trek#stargate#andromeda#farscape#dcau#lost#firefly#etc etc
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Reading about William Herschel and his sister Caroline, an accomplished astronomer in her own right. All interesting, but I found particularly of note that, apparently, Caroline and William's wife did not get along and Caroline felt horribly sidelined when her brother married. She felt left out and disappointed that she was not the one running his household anymore, and then even moved out (in anger) because she could not stand the situation.
No idea what/if any of this is true, but boy, does this remind me of someone (and how she is talked about).
#caroline had diaries that she destroyed#so we don't know her thoughts on the subject#but i swear something something the expectations of women and how they perceived their place in the home#and unmarried women running their brother's household feeling rejected when a wife arrives#william herschel#caroline herschel#18th century#btw i also learned that herschel was actually pro frev#but idk how reliable it is#he met naps in 1802 and according to the reports it went well enough but he was not impressed by naps' scientific knowledge#nor his conduct because apparently he only asked herschel to sit while everyone else was standing#and herschel refused to sit#but again no idea what of this is true#history of science
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