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howtobeamagicalgirl · 1 year ago

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1. I am sick and my throat hurts so bad and my voice is all scratchy and rough, and unfortunately I am obsessed with my new sexy sick voice and I keep talking just to hear myself talk and believe it or not, this makes it worse.

2. What was Popeye the Sailor's baby's name. Horseradish

3. When I was a child, I thought the word "arithmetic" was pronounced "arth-uh-mat-ic." For some reason.

4. Today at work a little girl was screaming and crying bc she was scared of another child (for no reason I can discern), and she was trying to climb my leg screaming "DADDYYYYY DADDYYYYY" bc she doesn't know how to pronounce my name and "daddy" is basically a second-person pronoun to her, and the classroom assistant in the room with me at the time was like "why daddy and not mommy. is she. motherless." And I said "yeah, she has two dads" and she looked at me blankly for a minute before asking "how is that possible."

#anntics #5. I'm going to eat a while pizza tonight. or over the course of a weekend. more realistically #*whole #6. I tried to google it just now but I just typed ''his name was horseradish'' into the search bar #and then glanced up at it (the search bar) and said ''oh I was right''#before realizing that it was just what I had typed. and I had not. in fact. googled ''what was popeye's baby's name''#his name was swee'pea. I cannot emphasize enough how sobwr and lucid I am right now.#*sober #misspelling the word sober in your sobriety claim never looks good but I really am

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