#his name is Saul

[yakowo]

did some doodles with my cowboy OC 🫶

[seefasters]

KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and mike

[kjoadrien]

Everybody Wins

[deepseaspriteblog]

FARRAGOTOBER DAY 17 - SAULEM BATRAZ

Call someone else

Needs all his co-workers to know that he hates his job

It’s all so very pointless

Meet Saulem, Alternia's most unenthused lawyer. He famously hates his job but is also absurdly good at it, so if you need someone to get you out of trouble you can try to find a way to get this guy to help you. Please note that death threats are ineffectual against him, so try something else.

[t3ooc]

“I’d bite myself and take my feelings out with my teeth.”

[idyllphile]

gonna tell my kids this was the clown from It

[v7n5]

Is it controversial to say that Howard Hamlin was in fact raised by two evil parents, and the evil parents in question were George Hamlin and Chuck Mcgill?

[aeaeaexxzd]

the way his eyes glimmer with murderous intent really does something to me

[queenofthequillandink]

Sexualities of the original Ocean's crew, as decided by me and my partner while watching Ocean's 13:

Danny: Straight, but has fucked Rusty. Liked it well enough, but decided that he wasn't into men. Would still do it again.

Rusty: Bisexual, but in denial. Liked fucking Danny way more than Danny liked fucking him and doesn't know what to do with that information.

Basher: Pansexual. Has never once cared what was in someone's pants, unless it was explosives. And then he was even more excited.

Livingston: Too anxious to have a sexuality. Would pass out if put in a situation where he was expected to have sex. Homoromantic.

Linus: Genuinely does not know. Is trying to have whatever the coolest sexuality is, mostly by copying Danny and Rusty, but is getting signals that he doesn't understand due to the "will fuck men platonically" and "deep repression," respectively.

Frank: Straight. I'm sorry, my guy just has very straight energy. Highly vocal ally though. Dated a lot of girls that turned out to be lesbians and loves hanging out with them.

Yen: Slut. The rest of his sexuality doesn't matter. The most important thing is that this man fucks, and he fucks often.

Turk: Straight, but has somehow only managed to ever date trans women. It's not a fetish and he's genuinely not doing it on purpose.

Virgil: Queer. If it happens, it happens. Will only date people who annoy his brother.

Saul: Straight, but only has gay friends. Lived through the hippie 60s and the AIDS crisis. Threw a Molotov cocktail on Reagan's White House lawn.

Reuben: Are you fucking kidding me? Gay.

Bonuses:

Tess: Demisexual. Will become attracted to both men and women, but she has to know them well first. Does not know this about herself.

Roman: Gay and isn't hiding it, but isn't flaunting it either. He'll tell you if you ask, but you do have to ask. Greco is his ex and the guys at boarding school made a LOT of GrecoRoman jokes.

Benedict: Considers having a sexuality a waste of time and energy. Only gets off as a bodily function like any other and doesn't understand why no one else treats sex this way. Has not considered that not everyone feels this way about sex.

[internetpersonality]

Primal Fear (1996) if it was a really funny movie

[white-boy-bracket]

[desktopmermaid]

Who is rods face claim ? 👀👀👀

A bit of John goodman in the flintstone movie idk his smile reminds me of Rod and I like the way his eyes slope a bit!

[norma-jean-monster]

bob's twitter got hacked today and i hope david was the one who told him

[cowboykind]

COWBOYKIND // original character Saul (short for Salamander) the cowboy / temporarily dash only / non-selective / medium activity // written by Andy! about / rules / Stan Pines blog / icons drawn by my friend Undy !

[papa-evershed]

[hauntingblue]

Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible