#his concubines are ocelot
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bigusbossus · 10 days ago
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bb's concubines getting rug burn on their face when they make out with him bc his beard is like sand paper
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bigusbossus · 9 days ago
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HIS CONCUBINES 😭😭😭😭 monarch BB au when
right now if youre brave enough
i know his concubines get their own special rooms in his palace but that dosnt really matter because hes got a super big bed so they can all sleep together. also not a day goes by where they arent competing for his love and attention. his concubines are also actually just his employees except for ocelot and eva who are still spys but are loyal to him for whatever reason, they engage with other monarchs and report back to BB with their findings. Kaz would be BB's strategist and advisor, V would be the palace doctor whos also BB's stand in for meetings he dosnt want to attend bc they look freakily alot like each other. campbells just there.. he probably helps kaz or trains the guardsmen
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