#his cheek bones = ^^

[no-mercy-bby]

Was anyone gonna tell me Walton Goggins was in The Next Karate Kid or

[frenchublog]

[ruporas]

thinking about wolfwood (ID in alt text)

[donutfloats]

I have insane respect for 3d modellers who do this for a living

[j00stkl31n]

⚡️ugh ⚡️

[evilkaeya]

Dazai softly kisses his hands post corruption send post

[leclercskiesahead]

f1 The story so far 📖🌶️

[greasy-night-rat]

Von Kaiser: "Danke" [Thanks]

[faunandfloraas]

Ughgghhhhhhhhhh

[ghostlycod]

any of yall ever had an antagonistically flirtatious thing with a coworker before? because that’s the only dynamic I can imagine for Soap and officeassistant!reader

you see each other every day and he’s the bane of your existence. he gives you the ick, from his stupid hair to his stupid mouth to the stupid way he stands so tall above you. like he’s just one of those guys that just knows how handsome he is and he’s expecting you to fall at his feet like all the rest of them. utterly repulsive. and the way he torments you, it’s like he knows how much you hate him and he’s doing it on purpose just to get a rise out of you. he started this whole thing, really. you would’ve been happy to be a quiet hater, but he just had to instigate.

now every day is like a new exercise in how much of a bitch you can be to him, and you relish in it. it’s absolutely fucking delightful, like an outlet for all the anger you’ve been holding onto all of your life. he didn’t know there were so many different ways to be called an idiot, but you find a new creative way to do it nearly every day. why is he so obsessed with annoying you? maybe it’s enriching for his simple mind. if you ask him directly, he’ll say it’s because you’re like an annoying little sister. then he’ll try to grab you and lick your face, sending you running away gagging. he annoys you to no end. every opportunity that opens up to punch or slap him, you take. every opportunity to gross you out and make you make that scrunchy face, he takes. you two are a match made in hell. you even hate it even when he makes you laugh, because fuck him for being funny when you’re trying to be annoyed.

despite all of this, the synergy between you two when working together is unmatched. shit just gets done when you two are on the same team, even if you spend the entire time quipping back and forth, biting at each other. but when you both crack down and focus, it’s like you don’t even need words to communicate. you can read the other’s thoughts and know exactly where you’re needed, bouncing off of one another effortlessly.

people start to point out how as much as you say you hate each other, you two have become glued at the hip. constantly working together. talking to each other by the water cooler. eating lunch together, laughing and arguing interchangeably. someone suggests you two should start dating, another says he thought you two already had a thing going on. you both scoff.

“if I dated her, I’d ruin her life”

“yeah well if I was dating you, I’d ruin your self esteem”

“cunt”

“dickhead”

and then he’s trying to grab your sandwich from you and you twist his arm until he yelps

[aleksanderscult]

My roman empire is when Alina said she had a taste for aleksander once and I think about how he was definitely destroyed the moment she said that lmfao 😭😭

My man was flabbergasted 😭:

Alina: "I had a taste for you once 😏😚"

Aleksander:

[nyxi-pixie]

in an interesting turn of events, it appears kunikida has lost his ass. with him assless, we must now rely on atsushi, our barely caked up hero, to save the day

[peachy-doodles]

guy who files ur squid taxes

[ecto-stone]

Second Prototype Head is a A little Narrower then what i wanted But

I like that it behaved exactly like how his hair supposed to look from all angle in canon. confirm my Vlad in 3d theory completely.

[uvegotafastcar]

this is what they posted don’t look it up

[thaliasthunder]

and to think these motherfuckers all saw him as some creepy weirdo they needed to keep a safe distance from and debated to just LEAVE HIM TO DIE. i am trembling with rage i will burn them alive i will fucking stab them open i will feast with their guts i will