#his ass is not working 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[fictionalreads]

9-1-1 Season 8 Episode 1

Buck

Oh Buck is suffering. He misses Bobby BADLY

🎶BOBBY COME BACK🎶

Wouldn’t having them run make them too tired when an emergency comes through?

Buck has never done well with authority like that, but also Gerrard is an ass. I support his wanting to fight back.

He saved them and you’re punishing him cause you didn’t think of it first?! Bullshit.

YAY THEY HAVEN’T BROKEN UP🥳

Why does he hate Buck so much?

Buckwad?! That’s harrassment. Report it.

Oh shit did he kill him?!

Athena

Who are they? What do they want?

SAY IT LIKE IT IS ATHENA THEY R*PED THOSE GIRLS

Oh that’s dirty, making her escort the man who killed her fiance.

Oh Jenkins asked.

Oh shit what does he know that we don’t.

DAMN SHE QUICK WITH IT!

Don’t tell me it was her plane that bee guy hit!!

Bobby

LMAO Bobby is working on a tv set?!

Oh yeah their house burned down.

😂 I don’t think following his eating patterns is gonna help.

Eddie

Eddie this mustache is killing me.

Why is Chris still gone?! I hate this storyline.

Emergencies

OOOOHHHH THATS A LOT OF BEES

OH NO ANOTHER PLANE

Back the car up or something! Why are you just sitting there?

I hope this little girl ends up okay.

OH I did not need to see those bees coming out of his mouth.

Oh shit the mom is allergic too.

So glad they made it.

Oh shit these bees are about to go insane when she sprays this perfume.

Oh God her face is so swollen!

Miscellaneous

Before we begin, I really hope they didn’t break Tommy and Buck up between seasons. I’m a fan of Buddie, but Buck deserves some fun/happiness in the meanwhile.

Ew. Gerrard.

I am not a fan of bugs. This episode is not for me. I keep jumping.

THATS HOW IT ENDS?!?!

[synthfagz]

i had 3 weeks to do this essay but im starting it now when its due in 3 hours im speedrunning it because im a true gamer 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 cant stop the grind 💯💯💪💪💪💪

[hagenwo43]

Off season Pt1

[good-beanswrites]

My translyrics for Salamander, written out under the cut :D

This one was much more difficult than the last, but I'm still very satisfied with it! 😤 I'm both sad that my version lost a lot of the fun soundplay of the original, and also waaay more impressed with the lyrics and vocals after digging it like this! I tried to keep it balanced between the original and Fuuta's version, though maybe it ended up leaning more toward the cover, idk. Leaving my specific notes in the tags 👍

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I want a taste, but all this spice may prove more than I can take, (eh?)

Something's on your mind. So spit it out and tell me, don't waste my time, kay?

I'm hooked on this, pass me a dish.

The way I'm starving here without you -- it's a crime

A spicy treat, put on repeat,

Can I get seconds with the same heat? One more time!

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I can't stop anything, although I wouldn't want to stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

I want a bite, I can't help giving in to this new appetite.

Again, again, I want to be on fire when I get to the end.

We live too fast, we burn to ash,

I never handled spices well and it's a crime.

A spicy treat, put on repeat,

Can I get seconds with the same heat? One more time!

I want to burn bright red

I want to burn bright red

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

Tell me I'm not alone in my mind!

Salamander~ Look what's happened to me. This pa- passion's crazy

Tell me I'm not delirious, I'm being serious.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I can't stop anything, although I wouldn't want to stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

I want to leave I want to go, but I can never stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

[franeridan]

the whole one hour and forty minutes of op stampede are worth it even just for that half a second of interaction between mihawk and zoro actually thank you and amen 🙏

[rexscanonwife]

Grrggh...good morning everypony = w = I rewatched the episode of the ppg reboot where Utonium gets a girlfriend...

[fuzzyunicorn]

Tryin’ a lil experiment today but I already know my hypothesis is correct

[the-alan-price-combo]

Alan's Bread was Burnt to a Crisp 🍞🤯

[shinayashipper]

Remembering that time a customer said I "look like might be Cursed" just because I was coughing and my family said "it might be true" 😭😭😂😂

Sir... it might be just the Depression you're seeing 😂😂 but thx for the concern i guess

[eebie]

my FUCKING LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES

[my-blooming-darling]

don’t let him fool you, he totally squeezed you after you took this photo (and he didn’t give the cardigan back)

also here’s the leech twins together bc it would feel wrong to separate them

[teekays]

hi stars fans... we are holding hands rn 🫂🫂🫂

[good-beans]

Okay I actually have to buckle down and do work rn but someone remind me later to make goofy milgram edits of the fire emblem critical hit banner -- every time I open up my playist on mobile this happens and it's all I can think about asfggbh

[rexscanonwife]

Ough I've been fighting for my fucking LIFE today as usual but I can still think about...the he 🥺💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖

[humanmorph]

You knooowwww I think lemfero is real and true but my favourite bit about it is how messy and awful they are and the way it doesn't work but possibly could and etc etc but

Ferol in any shape or form just gets to me sometimes because it's sooooo. 2 people who genuinely care about each other and enjoy each others presence when that's also genuinely rare for both of them. Fero having someone Give a fuck about him and not angry at him or to be angry with and they listen to each other and and it's all on borrowed time because samol is dying and fero has this obligation he never wanted but samol makes him want to try. Ok. Whatever

[fuzzyunicorn]

Hmm yes I’ll explain. So y r Scientologists so fuckin’ weird? Well first of all their dumb cunting asses fell for the trick that aliens r Gods, so what does that tell u about them? They’re foolish af. Dumb as hell. Absolute bafoons. It should say a lot the god they pretend to worship has literally put out a fuckin’ hit on them. How bad do u have 2 b to get ur own god to order ur deaths??? lol god is siccing his own Angels onto people who worship him…. You have to be pretty fuckin’ henious for this to happen. Let that sink in for a min their own god has commanded they all die screaming. 😬🫠 that’s bad! So y do they have an obsession w torturing their victims dogs? Every woman who rightfully accused Dany Masterson of raping her, all those women’s dogs have died in super cruel & unusual ways… y? I’ll tell ya: evil Satanic aliens who come from the Orion star system… okay? The good aliens who r helping me all come from the Sirius star system. The Orion fuck faces GOT House sigil equivalent is a (human) Hunter like the tale of Orion the Hunter; the Sirions GOT House sigil equivalent is a dog and what is dog spelled backwards????? Yeah that’s why evil aliens love torturing & mutilating dogs. So that is why Scientologists who serve & actually worship the evil Gray aliens (who live under da sea!) torture & mutilate the dogs of their victims. Oooouoh & this mad dog (me) has been sicced on the Orinions and their groupies :) ur all fucked fucked fucked! This little doggy (me) just ate her cocain & gunpowder & pounded the slaughter water in my doggy water bowl :) ruff ruff stupid cunts :)