#his OTHER character trait is that regardless of all those self-defeating traits this motherfucker will stubbornly soldier on haha

[birchbow]

Is it true that Travye don’t got an ass. Asking for research purposes 👀

(The group chat title [blessed by the messiahs with everything but ASS] refers to his lordship the Grand Highblood, whose reign is widely held to be blessed, but who also has only managed a B- ass at best after a ludicrous number of sweeps lmao.)

Travye DOES have ass as it happens, because the contradiction of his character is: "X thing about him would be amazing, if Y didn't ruin it for him". His body/horns/appearance would be widely considered hot as fuck, if his personality wasn't so solemn, standoffish, and blunt. His faith in scripture would be socially commended, if he didn't neglect most other fields of faith, especially capital-M-Mirthful ones. His matespritship would have been devoted and loving, if his own self-sacrifice and bad read of other peoples' emotional states hadn't tanked it. Big sad self-defeating clown man.... U_U

(I'll transcribe my handwriting under the cut again lol sorry about my scribbling)

Travye: It would be well beneath my dignity as a-- Kurloz: Motherfucker's caked up. T: Sir. K: I brought the "M-esprit" and he brought the T and A. T: Sir. K: That what you wanted to hear? We done talking on it now? Fuck's sake.