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Lost, but Not Forgotten
The guild was quiet for the first time in a while. With the chaos erupting around the realm, whether from negligence or not, death and destruction was still a normal occurrence for the people. Lian has been doing her best to keep the majority of the common folk under control with promises of safety and shelter from the Abyssal threat, word spreading about a lost house was rejoining the Magistrate adding to this. Inara, Imani, and Furia have also been very active as of late, trying to help out the people in their own right. Everyone united to fight against an ever growing threat.
Everyone but the Ascended.
Zhin sighed, exhaling smoke from the pipe heâd sucked on. He watched it form into a feint cloud as it was carried away by the wind. The same wind that carried the smell of abyssal decay and corruption from a once beautiful mountain top. He frowned, his gaze absentmindedly on what used to be Ascension Peak. The mountain top was still aflame in that hellish purple, a reminder of what was lost. How many people died in the explosion? How many were left wandering around aimlessly, looking for a new life? Homelessness can drive one to do drastic things. Zhin knew this too well.
He snuffed out the pipe and retreated back inside his study. Sitting on his desk were a few stacks of papers, mostly just reports from his followers about the status of various locations. Ever since Lianâs sudden promotion to Head Magister, heâs asked his most trusted agents to keep tabs on her progress, this included wherever the Primus and her armies were sent to. With Talus training under Vatu, Zhin knows keeping the Skaâdrin safe will help improve the overall look of the Thousand Hands, especially during this trial.
Other sheets were from folks with nowhere left to turn, applications to join the Thousand Hands Guild. They were already warned how dangerous and unforgiving the trials were, how theyâll throw away their life for a life of crime. All the warning signs were there for all to see. Yet some still crawl to their doorstep, begging on their hands and knees for a chance to do something. Anything. Zhin sank into his chair, pulling himself to the table and grabbed a feather pen.
He started off with the reports, reading through them thoroughly. Signed off, paper shifted, next page. Every now and again, his progress would pause by the occasional commotion or a knock at the door, but it was mostly unimpeded. The reconnaissance reports were finished within an hour and a half, nothing too crazy stood out aside from Khanâs usual antics. The attention moved to the recruitment papers. Many of which were denied through Zhinâs scrutiny, but he held onto some of the sheets. There were a few oddballs, some being Tau-Kor monks. Others were people who lost everything after Ascension Peakâs downfall.
Zhin sat back in his chair, running a hand through his tangled hair. He couldnât allow those people to join his guild. Not because they werenât cut out for that lifestyle, no, they were faithful to the Ascended. Or, were. These people mustâve lost faith in him, Zhin thought with a slight grimace. Why else would they try their luck here? It was rough, but he still had a job to do. The Tyrant straightened himself up and went back to finishing up the paperwork. Another 2 hours had passed before he could officially say he was finished for the time being. The moonlight pouring into the study was gentle to the eye, a reminder of how late it truly was for Zhin. He rose from his chair, cleaned up a bit, then heading out towards the kitchen.
Whilst heading there, Zhin was surprised to bump into Ying. He expected her to be sleeping, especially with how late it was. According to the elf, she and some of her illusions were running amuck trying to take care of some of the injured that woke up due to pain. The main reason she was still up was due to some tea she intended to make for Jenos to help him out, but got sidetracked when some folks began to complain. Already running herself ragged and the new day hasnât even begin, Zhin shook his head. âYou should try to rest, youâll make yourself sick and join the rest of them if you let them.â
âBut, thereâs no one else here to help-â Zhin raised a hand, cutting her off silently.
âPlease, go rest. You can tend to them when youâve taken care of yourself. Iâll ask Buck and Shalin to help out in your place.â
Ying opened her mouth to argue, yawning as a result. She accepted her loss and began to make her way to the bedrooms, thanking Zhin in the process. He wished her a good night, watching her as she left. She was a kind soul, much too kind for someone like him. The pang of guilt he felt as she hovered into the shadows will be a constant reminder for him. He remained in place for another minute or two, making sure she wasnât coming back before continuing towards the kitchen.
The Tyrant did stop by their makeshift hospital ward to check in on the folks there, true to Yingâs word, some of them were awake and in agony. He fetched clean gauze and bandages, disinfected and stitched up others, even using his sword to help cauterize some of the more severe injuries. When they finally began to calm down and, eventually, fell asleep, Zhin moved towards the kitchen. It was extremely late by the time he entered, grabbing a tea pot and a pair of cups. He searched the cabinets for a specific herbal blend he was taught, snagging it and tucking it away before swiftly retreating.
He made his way through the various hallways, being careful not to wake up anyone. Approaching his room, Zhin knocked on the door to announce his presence. After a few moments, the door opened and Zhin stepped inside, closing it with his foot. Setting the tea supplies onto a small table, he looked up and saw his temporary guest, Jenos, gazing outside. The god had definitely seen better days; he was wearing some clothes Zhin had outgrown, his hair laid limp against his body, the mask resting on a bedside table, and the orb he usually carries was no where to be seen. There were visible bandages loosely hanging off Jenosâ neck, old blood staining them. The Tyrant swallowed, somewhat uncomfortable.
âYouâreâŚawake, for once.â Zhin started, keeping his voice hushed. Jenos didnât look at him. âI do hope your wounds havenât caused you too much pain, those wrappings will need to be replaced if you want to keep recoveringâŚâ Still no reaction, Zhinâs eyes shifting towards the bed subconsciously looking for any visible blood stains. He awkwardly began to change into something more comfy, seeing as the other wasnât in the mood to talk. Jenos wasnât usually a talker to begin with, it was pretty evident within the first week he was brought here.
The Ascended, along with panicked familiar faces, were brought to the Thousand Hands guild as a last ditch effort to get Omen off of Jenosâ ass. It worked so far, but Zhin fears itâll only be a matter of time before the Abyss realizes where the godâs been hiding. Jenos was pretty fucked up when they brought him in, barely conscious enough to respond before feinting from blood loss. Buck looked ready to take on the Abyss himself for the damage that factionâs caused, Ying and Furia were doing all they could to keep Jenos alive while Shalin, Talus, and Koga scrambled to get a room ready for the god to rest in. Unsurprisingly they thought the best place for god to rest in was Zhinâs room, which was mildly annoying at first until the Tyrant learned to live with the decision.
It was a bit of whiplash seeing all these people here, especially after everything thatâs happened between them all. Kogaâs still bitter about his exile, Buck and Shalin give Zhin cold glares occasionally, Talus was getting along with Vatu surprisingly well, but Ying was the first to notice Zhin actively trying to help. It was almost painful to the man when she smiled at him for the first time in who knows how long. They were all working together under the same roof once more, for a different purpose this time. The Ascendedâs life was in danger and they were the last line of defense.
A cough caught Zhinâs attention, he glanced over at the god and froze. Jenosâ pupil-less eyes were locked onto him, not so blinding in his current state. The Tyrant couldnât help but meet his gaze, unable to try and brake eye contact. An agonizing minute of silence passes before the Ascended sighs, shifting his attention back towards the world outside the window. Zhin let out a long shaky breath he didnât realize he was holding. Whatever Jenos wanted to say wasnât important, he thought, reaching for the tea pot with a slight tremble in his hand.
Zhin grabbed the tea pot and was ready to begin to prepare the pot, but quickly excusing himself to leave temporarily due to forgetting the water. After returning, nearly spilling the water after a freak scream pierced the silence and causing a scare, the Tyrant returned to his room and set the pot up onto a metal frame. He lit his sword ablaze and propped it underneath the pot to boil the water as he added the herbal mix into it. After a while, the water began to boil, Zhin sheathed the weapon and poured them both a cup. Getting a whiff of the tea, the aroma was nice and soothing enough, Zhin hummed. It wasnât his preferred flavor, but according to Buck, this was the blend Jenos usual made himself. He got up and went to hand Jenos the first cup.
âI donât know if I made it exactly how youâd like it, but Buck told me this was your, er, favorite blend?â He was genuinely surprised when Jenos took the cup and gave it a taste. His heart sank when the other furrowed his brows. A scowl. âDoâŚyou not like it?â Zhin asked, legitimately worried. He was trying to help the god feel better, why was this so nerve wracking? His heart was racing and all he did was give Jenos bad tea! The Tyrantâs heart leapt into his throat when those eyes were locked onto him again. He could see the god trying to think about his words, considering the circumstances, but it still worried him.
ââŚtry not to hold the sword so close to the pot next time.â Jenosâ voice was unlike the voice Zhin was used to hearing. It was powerful and resonant, with different tones, you couldnât really hear what the god sounded like before ascending. But now? He definitely sounded mortal, the godâs true voice. The Tyrant didnât even process what heâd said until a few seconds passed.
ââŚOH, oh. Ok, yeah, right Iâll get it better next time. SorryâŚis, is it not-â
âIâll drink it, just cook it slower next time. These herbs need time to sit in the water before it becomes a boil.â
Zhin gave a nod, he shouldâve listened to Buck when he offered to teach him how to properly brew this tea. He heard a soft chuckle and saw the faintest smile on Jenosâ face before he went back to looking outside, taking another drink. âI think I was wrong about you Zhin. You may have been a Tyrant in the past, but youâre actively changing your fate in a more positive light.â Jenosâs comment caught him off guard. The god continued, âI do appreciate all you and the Guild are doing for my followers, they deserve better than what I can do for them currently. Though, I also apologize for being stationed in your private chamber for the time being.â Zhin batted a hand, downing his cup entirely before setting it aside.
âOh please, itâs nothing. My people were already deployed to look over your followers and the mountain, some of the monks paid quite nicely for our protective services. Itâs a shame it wasnât enough to prevent, well, that.â Zhin gestured to the ruined mountain. He knew his words meant very little to the god, but it seemed Jenos appreciated hearing the truth. âWeâll do what we can to help, really, itâll just take a lot of time. Hopefully Lian doesnât fuck around and cause more issues, weâve got more than plenty on our plate.â
ââŚthank you, Zhin AicoâŚâ Zhin barely reacted in time, catching Jenos just before he fell off the bed. Zhin immediately checked him for any issues and found the god was running a fever. The Tyrant tucked Jenos back into his bed, sprinting to the closest water source with a cloth. He came back swiftly, putting the cold rag on the Godâs forehead and unwrapping the bloodied bandages around his neck to clean the wounds. Some of the wounds had reopened due to the head movements, Zhin figured as he disinfected and wrapped Jenosâ neck in new wrappings. He sank to the floor, nearly knocking over the tea pot stand. He closed his eyes, the exhaustion finally catching up to him. Jenos can have the bed to himself tonight, Zhin thought with a smile before finally falling asleep.
#paladins champions of the realm#paladins jenos#paladins zhin#pcotr#Iâm back but not really#i havenât posted anything in such a long time#i only did this because they havenât dropped a new lore story yet#this is my little headcanon about Jenos and Zhinâs current situation since HiRez wonât give me more story bits#lowkey zhinos but not really#i just like them a lot
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i think the new artemis remodel looks objectively better but she looks more like a generic fantasy archer than ever before
#the new headdress is cute though#and i liked old artemis hair#it was a strange cut but it slayed#they tried to lean a little more into the moon thing but its still not really there. would love to see a blue/purple recolour tho#tusky looks super cute tho#people are complaining about the animations not being changed#i guess that's fair but i never really cared about the animations myself lol#its hard being a greek remodel hater#look i like ares remodel!! but apollos new face is sooo ugly i miss the goatee where is his personality.... hirez hates twinks
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Well this is really bad
I logged onto Paladins for the first time in months today, I played the new dawnforge map and afterwards I feel like Iâm gonna vomit or have a seizure or both /srs
it was 5-10 minutes of a total mindfuck that made me feel as if I got legitimate brain damage, Iâm not even photosensitive that I know of and the bright colors and everything looking the same made my mind go numb and lose all ability to differentiate anything on the screen, needless to say we lost
If to my control I would never play that map again, it made me feel horribly sick even after a super short game /also srs
#pcotr#paladins#paladins game#Hirez paladins#Hirez studios#the first new map in years and itâs a violent assault on my brain#I hate it#such effects should not be happening
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Mistigram: in addition to reminding us of some of his favourite musicians, @blippypixel kindly took us on a guided tour through the history of synthesizers in the new music-themed MIST0224 artpack collection, reminding in #teletext and #BBCMicro hirez graphics that behind every epic synth track there's a wicked little machine.
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Cataclysmic Mixtape 2024-05-05 (The Next Level Catastrophe)
Brand new mixtape, taking this series of #Cataclysmic #Mixtape to a new level of #catastrophe ...
Cataclysmic Mixtape 2024.05.05 Set List:
Operation MOVE - Leftover Crack #LeftOverCrack
Touch Red - #Chromatics
FATAL REWIND - Wavygenesis #Wavygenesis
You're So Lame (Ft. Rose Erin) - Afruxx
Rest in Piss - Brotha Lynch Hung
Jah No Partial (Original Mix) - Major Lazer, Flux Pavilion
Jah No Partial (Heroes x Villains Remix) - #MajorLazer, #FluxPavilion
Big Boss -Doctor P - Getter
Fabrication (Original Mix) - Emalkay
Painkillers (Original Mix) - #BrownandGammon
Voscillate (Flux Pavilion) - #Roksonix Remix
When I Look At You - #Emalkay
Jah No Partial (Yellow Claw & Yung Felix Remix) - Major Lazer
SECRETS - #LOSTMANE
Desire - #Desire
46 and 2 - Tool #Tool
Whispers In The Hall - Chromatics
Locc 2 da Brain - #BrothaLynchHung
This Is War - GAWNE/ Tech N9ne/ Atlus
Forsaken (dabin-kai) - Apashe
Kannibalen - #Apashe
Big Boss - Doctor P (Afruxx Remix) - #Afruxx
Jah No Partial (Skream Remix) - Major Lazer, Flux Pavilion
Jah No Partial - Major Lazer feat. Flux Pavilion (Run DMT Remix) - RUN DMT #RUNDMT
The System - Tom MacDonald #TomMacDonald
Come As You Are - Nirvana #Nirvana
Kingdom Come [feat. Iggy Azalea] - Demi Lovato
The Sound Of Silence - Chromatics
Slide - #Brothel & #BarnacleBoi
Seventeen Years - RATATAT #RATATAT
Talk Is Cheap - Shanin Blake #ShaninBlake
Cool for the Summer [Explicit] - #DemiLovato
Fire feat. Solosam (Instrumental) - UZ #UZ
Pawn Shop - Sublime #Sublime
Burning Bridges - Chromatics
Welcome To The Revolution - Hi-Rez & Jimmy Levy #HiRez #JimmyLevy
Lullabye (ft. Akacia) - #Moss
Sunshine the Werewolf - The Dillinger Escape Plan #TheDillingerEscapePlan
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Paladins players: writes a 42 page dissertation about how badly the cards system is currently balanced and how to remedy it followed by 250 hours of real world examples of how the bad cards system was applied and how the new one would fix it
HiRez: Yeah thats cool and all but you know what'd be even better? If we nerf Drogoz again and put Skye in an even smaller skirt.
Overwatch players critiquing heroes: Such-and-such hero isnât properly balanced, this ability is too powerful, there are barely any counters to this ultimate, etc.
TF2 players critiquing classes:
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#anyways yeah new blorbo who dis#this grandpa scarecrow is living rent free in my mind now#like sure itâs league and iâm still not gonna play it but mAN talk about putting the âworkâ in rework#Hirez wants what riot has when it comes to vaâs tbfh
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INDEX: All builds so far
Welcome!
Feel free to walk around the library, peruse to your heart's content! If you're looking for anything specific, here's a nifty little list of what you can find
SMITE: Battleground of the Gods
Achilles, Hero of the Trojan War (Greek)
Agni, God of Fire (Hindu)
Ah Muzen Cab, God of Bees (Maya)
Ah Puch, Horrific God of Decay (Maya)
Amaterasu, The Shining Light (Japanese)
Anhur, Slayer of Enemies (Egyptian)
Anubis, God of the Dead (Egyptian)
Ao Kuang, Dragon God of the Eastern Seas (Chinese)
Aphrodite, Goddess of Beauty (Greek)
Apollo, God of Music (Greek)
Arachne, The Weaver (Greek)
Ares, God of War (Greek)
Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt (Greek)
Artio, The Bear Goddess (Celtic)
Athena, Goddess of Wisdom (Greek)
Atlas, Titan of the Cosmos (Greek)
Awilix, Goddess of the Moon (Maya)
Baba Yaga, Witch of the Woods (Slavic)
Bacchus, God of Wine (Roman)
Bakasura, The Great Devourer (Hindu)
Baron Samedi, Loa of Life and Death (Vodou)
Bastet, Goddess of Cats (Egyptian)
Bellona, Goddess of War (Roman)
Thor, God of Thunder (Norse)
Sun Wukong, The Monkey King (Chinese/Journey to the West)
Susano'o, God of Summer Storms (Japanese)
Miscellaneous:
Adrian 'Alucard' Tepes (Castlevania)
Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow (Marvel)
Doctor Strange (Marvel)
Gambit (Marvel)
Jason Blood / Etrigan (DC)
Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)
T'Challa, the Black Panther (Marvel)
The Gentleman Ghost (DC)
Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)
Vlad 'Alucard' Tepes (Hellsing)
Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
Requests:
Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Chris Lightfellow (Suikoden III)
Claude von Riegan (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Conan the Cimmerian (Conan)
Cole, Ghost of the Spire (Dragon Age)
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Echo (Overwatch 2)
Edelgard von Hresvelg (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Elizabeth (Bioshock: Infinite)
Erin Solstice (The Wandering Inn)
Futaba Sana (Magia Record)
Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice)
Harry Dresden (Dresden Files)
Haurchefant Greystone (Final Fantasy XIV)
Kassandra (Assassin's Creed: Odyssey)
Kratos (God of War)
Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)
Madame Xanadu (DC)
Malenia, Blade of Miquella (Elden Ring)
Sayaka Miki (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat)
Sun Wukong, the Monkey King (Journey to the West)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
The Songbird (Bioshock: Infinite)
Thor, God of Thunder (Norse Mythology)
Vi, the Piltover Enforcer (League of Legends)
Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)
#d&d 5th edition#d&d build#fictional characters#dnd#dungeons and dragons#SMITE#hirez smite#marvel#mcu#castlevania#netflix castlevania#fire emblem: three houses#fire emblem#doctor who#new who#ranger's apprentice#horizon zero dawn#dc comics#puella magi madoka magica#league of legends#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#final fantasy 14#ffxiv#mortal kombat#bioshock#hellsing#assassin's creed#bioshock infinite#the wandering inn
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my favorite part of the new roco event having chapters and a plot is the fact that there is no fandom/rpc for this game so like. shrugs
#shoutout to the apex rpc losing their mind every time there was a new quest#hirez is trying to pull the same stunt but there's like#no one here to care i'm#LKDJFHGLKJDFGH#this is literally so funny i'm losing my MIND#hirez is finally attempting to actually write these charcters after like#two fucking years#this is the peak of comedy for me personally
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prepare your computers....the ping will start to cry
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i mean i couldn't play smite for ixchel even if i wanted to on aus servers, for the birthday celebration the aus servers were dead all night
#and i was there around like 8pm or something#sad! well theres other games#i also want to see how theyve gutted healers#i saw the changes and some of them were so silly#but you have to give healers something else#like the attack speed buff on hel#girl what#whatever its probably helpful but still dumb#and keep antiheal on my girl chang'e!!!#anyways i hope they actually got rid of the annoying ass healing on characters like achilles#bc he was the bane of my existence#look i know im biased from my healer days but isnt it 10x more annoying to be hit by a tyr cc chain#than for aphro to heal someone#ah well its fine#and look reducing healing is for the best and i know it but still -_-#also why are there so many new fucking items hirez stop it#i can't imagine what its like for a new player dealing with all this#ah i missed complaining about this game<3#except i didn't really but still#oh and ill write it here but ixchel is cool#but is she actually fat? shes fat in a hourglass plus size model way#not that thats a bad thing blah blah blah insert nuance here#but yall know what i mean#its fine! but still đď¸đđď¸#oh and i liked in the closer look they were like 'somewhat common goals for a goddess being young expressive and attractive'#well at least we admitted it now lmao
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i have a newfound appreciation for Revenant Achilles. his model might be ugly, at least heâs not Nautical Legionnaire
#alys.txt#i hate fish bf achillesâs voicepack so much akshdjfj#revenantâs model is ugly but at least his vp is nice#never thought revenant would be dethroned as my least favorite achilles skin but hirez really outdid themselves with nautical legionnaire#i love unbearable egotistical bastards but i Cannot like nautical legionnaire#heâs not charming at all#just sounds like heâs trying to sell me a new vacuum cleaner
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Mistigram: the name of this #BBCMicro hirez illustration by @blippypixel is also the punchline to the old joke about how you get to Carnegie Hall: "practice". This piece was included in the new music-themed MIST0224 artpack collection.
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back from the grave to say that THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY
Her arms are thinner, her waist is thinner, they made her eyebrows lighter, thinner, and more âfeminineâ... and this is a direct quote from the news page: âLots of research was done on the weapons and armor of the Northern Wei. This was used as a foundation for her kit and appearance. We took this as a foundation and added strong fantasy visual elements to create armor fitting for a new goddess."
HiRez... know that I will make a Mulan cosplay. I will learn how to make armor out of EVA foam just for this. And I WILL BE MAKING THE ORIGINAL BREASTPLATE. And I WILL GO TO HRX TO STARE YOU ALL DOWN WITH SHAME IN MY EYES.
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YALL I CANT BELIEVE COPYCAT IS CANON
#equishit#MY GIRLS#finally a good battlepass#hirez is spoiling me <3#my girls are getting cute matching skins and i couldnt be happier#ying's getting her mermaid skin in the main game :'D#not as nice as the strike one BUT STILL#i need........to draw them...#ugh adding MORE stuff to the list#i have like 5 wips at the moment :(#BUT ANYWAYS#MY GIRLS.................#im die#i need to make a new banner now for my blog once this battle pass comes out :D
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