#hinano kurahashi

[anime-as-textposts]

[couldtheycatchkira]

[fumiko-matsubara]

Marker doodle spread of the girls 🩷

[anzulvr]

Hinanos birthday! the cutest assassin to ever assassin, she is THAT girl

[its-to-the-death]

Battle of the Gingers Wave 1 Preliminary Round #5

Whoever gets the most votes moves onto the next wave

[aritsukemo]

Our Home | Prologue - The New Assignment! | AssClass

Summary: After another dead end in their current assignment, three assassin siblings are given a new assignment. One more deadly and much more interesting than any mission they've experienced!

Warnings: Reader is referred to with genderfluid pronouns throughout this story, but for this chapter, they're mainly referenced/called using he/him pronouns. That said, any references towards their gender is left purposefully vague as for all to enjoy! Torture scene ahead so possible gore ahead! ( Reader uses their gun as a torture weapon and their captive is shot numerous times ). Codenames are thrown around a lot in this. ( None of the main characters shown this chapter go by their actual names ).

A/N: Hey ya'll! Sorry I went off the radar for a bit..I got sick, heh- 😅 I'm still recovering plus my Thanksgiving break is filled to the brim with me working so anything new after this probably won't come til closer to Thanksgiving Day ( if at all ). On a more positive note, me transferring this old, mainly abandoned fanfic has got me wanting to rewatch Assassination Classroom. Maybe if I get the motivation, I'll actually continue this, who knows..

Tagging: @nursedflowers ( Because I love their commentary ) + Anyone who wants to be tagged! <3

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Third Person Pov, on the 57th floor of Mirai Hotel

 "Oh you're so funny, Mr. Kobayashi! Who knew you could be such a charmer?" A small giggle slips past the woman's cherry red lips as they gently curve upwards. The businessman who's arm she hangs on seemed completely enthralled as his eyes darted from her glossed lips to her chocolate brown hair that was pinned up by a jeweled hairpin.

  "Please, call me Takashi." He says as he brings one of his hands to his hair. The callous skin of his fingers sliding through his sliver locks with ease. The woman nods her head, her smile widening only to drop at the sight of the man's sudden frown.

 "What's wrong?" She asks, but he doesn't respond. She stares at him for a moment, waiting for his response but when he continues to remain silent, she follows his gaze and looks behind them to see her bodyguard dressed down in a black suit and matching sunglasses.

 "Does he bother you?" She whispers, her cool voice sliding into his ear which manages to recapture his attention and makes him finally pull his eyes away from the boy to look at her.

 "Huh?" He blurts out rather dumbfoundedly.

 "Does my bodyguard's presence bother you?" She repeats, her eyes narrowing a bit as she keeps steady eye contact with him. Takashi stiffens. The woman notices and moves her hand to touch his tense shoulders where she gives him a gentle squeeze and a golden smile that deserves one hundred awards.

 "Don't be so nervous. I was simply asking a question," She cooed. Her hands begin to trail upwards, her cold fingertips tickling the skin of his neck as they slide up until they reach his face where they cup the plump of his cheeks.

 "How about we go somewhere? Although this hotel is nice, I'd much prefer to go somewhere more..romantic," She leans against him, her breast jiggling a little as they collide with his chest which doesn't go unnoticed by the older male, "Do you know of any place like that?" 

 He gulps, trying his best to smile off the butterflies in his stomach. Alas, all he managed to do was present her an awkward smile, "Oh, uh.. I- I know a few places.."

 With a mental smirk forming in her head, the woman pulls away, her award-winning smile stretching in glee as she claps her hands, "Excellent! Then let's not waste any time," She moves to stand a little behind him, her smooth, soft hand touching his back and giving him a gentle push. He looks back at her, beginning to raise his eyebrow as she gives him another push.

 "Go on ahead without me and I'll join you in a bit. I need to send him off," She gestures towards her bodyguard, "What I plan to do with you..heh, let's just say it's not something a kid like him should see."

At her comment the wealthy man's entire face flushes, his mind creating all types of scenarios as he nods dumbly and turns, walking away without any further compliants.

 "Don't have too much fun without me!" As the man boards the elevator at the end of the hall, one of his last sights is her side profile. Her sparkling eye, a polished, perfectly stretched smile, a cherry blush painting her porcelain skin, and her hand waving goodbye to him. It's a shame the doors closed before he could wave back..

As soon as those steel doors closed and that waste of space was out of her sights, the woman saw no reason in keeping up her act. As quick as a snap of a finger, her apple colored lips twist into a rotten frown and her smooth skin is wrinkled by her eyebrows as they scrunch to form a deep v. It was like watching a beautiful butterfly transform into an ugly slug.

..But in her bodyguard's eyes, she seemed pretty much the same.

 "Alright, listen up brat. You needa' scram," She snapped, her voice once soft and tender now grating like a knife scratching against a chalkboard, "I originally hired ya' ass because I thought you were decent enough to do ya' job and stay in the background but I seemed to be wrong."

 "Now, if I see you hangin' around me anymore, I'll make sure yer never able to find a job in this country again."

And with that final warning leaving her lips, she resets. Her pretty mask returns and she smiles at the boy. Although to him, her smile seemed rather oily, "Now, a very wealthy man..whatever his name was..is waiting for me right now so I musn't waste anymore time on you," And without so much as a goodbye, she turns on her heel and walks off in the direction of the elevator, completely unaware of her now fired bodyguard's earpiece buzzing to life.

 "Shifting to plan b, you must secure the target's location before pursing any further actions. She's is approximately five meters away and is increasing the distance between you two every fifteen hundred milliseconds."

 "I will disable the elevator shortly after she boards it. Based on my calculations, she will end up on the seventeenth floor in roughly five minutes and fifteen seconds and counting. I trust that you'll be able to descend forty floors in that time."

Oh they'll manage. As he was continuously being fed information, the bodyguard decided that the obvious way down was to take the stairs. Running the opposite way the woman went and taking a sharp left, he wasted no time in grabbing the knob, twisting it, and opening the sliver door that led to the winding staircase. And without so much as a second thought, they jump over the railing and begin their freefall down.

..What? Surprised? Running down all those steps would take too much time and energy. Plus, as long as he doesn't die, this way down should be fine.

Twenty-nine, twenty-eight, twenty-seven.. Second by second he passes by floors until he finally catches a glimpse at the steel plating that reads '20'. He waits for another second to pass before he decides to act, reaching his arms out and grabbing onto the railing.

After let himself dangle for a moment, the bodyguard tightens their grip on the railing, they swing forward then back then forward again, steadily building up momentum until his body eventually swings back enough to flip completely and he's able to swing over the railing, landing silently in front of the door that reads the number '17'. Perfect.

 "As expected, you arrived early. The target will be arriving on the floor in another three minutes and thirty-nine seconds and counting. All the necessary cameras have been disabled and I've already gained access to all of the vacant deluxe rooms on this floor. When the target steps on the floor, the closest room will be '128' however, rooms '131', '133', and '134' can also be used if the situation calls for it."

Opening the door and walking down the hall, the bodyguard leans against a dim corner that gives him the perfect view of the elevator. He then leans back, crosses his arms, and waits.

About two minutes pass and the dinging of the elevator signals to the entire floor that a new visitor has arrived. One that seemed rather confused by her destination.

 "What the hell," She mumbles under her breath, her hand coming up to click the floor button that reads '1', mumbling a slew of curses under her breath when nothing happens.

 "Damnit.. Whatever. I'll just take the stairs," Stepping off the elevator, the woman walks right past her now fired bodyguard as if she never noticed him standing in the corner at all. She walks without a care in the world, her hips swishing left then right then left in a rhythm as she passes each room, completely unaware of the eyes that watch her.

When he's gained a comfortable distance away, the bodyguard straightens his posture and follows after her. His steps slow. Left foot then right foot, then left again, making sure to walk just behind her. His hips begin to sway left then right then left in a rhythm and just like that he's made her presence his own, going completely under her radar with ease.

And just as his unsuspecting prey passes the room with the golden plating that read '134', he strikes. Like a hungry viper ready to feast, he quickens his pace in an instant and closes the distance. Arms snake around her neck and right under chest where they latch on with a tight grip. Her eyes widen but that's the only thing she can manage to do before her body gives in and falls limp. She can't panic, move, or speak. It's like some imaginary poison has entered her system and has managed to immobilize her entire being. What's more is that it spreads to her consciousness, wrapping it's toxin around in a suffocating embrace and causing her to finally slip into complete unconsciousness..

Softness floods the senses, wrapping around the body and threathening to swallow it whole in it's comforting embrace. At the same time, discomfort cages the body, suspending it and robbing it of that comfort. As eyelids twitch and flutter open, dark brown eyes are immediately met with a blurred sight due to it's tears acting as a semi-transparent wall that impairs their view. As the senses flood in slowly, there's a quick realization that the softness felt was beneath in the form of silk sheets. Furthermore, as the body stirs, a stinging pain quickly takes over, rooting from the arms and legs.

..Wait, are these..ropes?

 "Are you awake, Ms. Aiko?" A voice calls. One that tingles the senses from the familiarity of it and in a way, helps finally ground the woman. Fluttering her eyelids and blinking away the teary wall that blurs her vision, she cranes her head slowly to the side and the sight she's met with sends a chill down her spine.

Sitting in front of the large windows that align the walls and provide the only source of light through a crack in the black curtains sits a shadowed figure who's eyes gleam in the moonlight and stare down her tied up figure with eyes of a hungry predator that's ready to consume it's meal at any given moment.

 "Wh.. Who are you?" She squeaks out, voice shakier than an unstable bridge ready to give out which she takes note of and in turn, bites her lip in an attempt to calm her nerves.

 "Shouldn't you be worried about other, more important things, miss?" The figure asks cooly as they cross their legs over the other and clasps their hands together, "I have some questions for you. Answer them honestly and—"

 "I don't care—!" With a squeeze of a finger her words die in her throat as a gun briefly shatters the silence of the room. On instinct, the woman's eyes slam shut and her mind shoots to the worst case scenario. However as the silence returns and nothing seems to happen, her eyes crack open and she looks up, her heart skipping a beat when she does. A bullet had slammed into the delicate woodwork of the headboard just inches above her head, cracking it's beautiful form and making her heart drop.

"You shouldn't interrupt others. It's rude," The figure scolds, but their words fall upon deaf ears. The woman seemed more interested in the fact that she was almost shot in the head rather than the person who almost shot her in the head, if her refusing to look away from the hole in the headboard was any indicator of that.

 "As I was saying, I have a few questions for you. Answer them honestly and you won't have much to worry about," The figure holds up two fingers, their other hand continuing to keep their gun pointed at her and their finger on the trigger, ready to shoot at any given moment.

 "I'm only giving you two more chances. Interrupt me again or refuse to answer and..well you understand, right? Nod your head if yes," Finally, the woman forces her eyes away from the bullet-pierced bedpost. She looks over, ignoring the clammy feeling she gets when she locks eyes with the figure, and nods her head.

 "Good.. For the past month, you've been kidnapping children and selling them off to someone. I need you to tell me who that is."

 "Huh?" The noise the woman lets out is rather exasperated but she quickly closes her mouth when the figure's eyes narrow. There's her opportunity, she thinks. Although risky, a small chance to get out of this situation is better than having none.

 "I don't know what you're talking about," She begins, her voice softening as her lips begin to stretch into a sheepish smile in the darkness, "I feel a tad bit insulted that you would assume I would do something so degrading--"

 "I have photo evidence that says otherwise," And just like that, the thread of opportunity snaps, "Embezzlement, first degree murder, aggravated assualt, extortion, the list goes on.." With each crime that leaves their lips, the woman's smile gets smaller and smaller until it was nowhere to be found, "I have enough evidence of your crimes to get you life in prison. However, if you comply and answer my questions honestly, I'll convince the police to reduce your sentence to.." A pause, "..Half that long."

 "Are you..threatening me?" As the words leave her lips, her teeth clench and grind, "Are yer' seriously threatenin' me? Do you have any idea who I am? With one phone call I could ruin yer' entire life! I--!"

 "If you don't have a name, it would help to describe their attributes, mannerisms, and or any ticks they may have. If you can't give me that, describe their voice and dialects--"

 "I'm not givin' you shit!" The woman shouts, "'Little brat thinks they can command me? Do you know what I'm capable of, I can—" With another squeeze of a finger, white hot flashes obscure her vision and a sharp, blood-curlding scream forces it's way out of her throat. Crimson drips from her shattered kneecap, the red liquid pooling out and staining the expensive bedding below.

Good thing these walls are soundproof.

Amidst her shrieks of pain, the figure seems completely unfazed. As if having done this countless times and as if her screams were some sort of familiar tune, they don't jump or tense up. They simply sit there and wait for her screeching to die down, silently hoping that she doesn't pass out like the last one did.

But it's no worry really. Although a bit inconvenient, they'll admit, they have ways of waking her if something like that does occur.

Lucky enough for them, that doesn't seem to be the case. Although big, clumpy tears roll down her cheeks and her body trembles violently, she's remains awake. A little out of it, yes, but conscious nonetheless.

 "That was strike two," The figure's voice rings out, speaking a tad bit louder so that their voice could hopefully be heard over the ringing that's probably going on in the woman's ears from the pain of being shot, but also remaining calm enough not to come off as aggressive, "I'll ask you one more time.."

 "Who is the person you've abducted kids for and what do they plan to do with them? 

 "Oh, you're done?" As the bodyguard enters an alleyway that's a few blocks from Mirai Hotel, a bouncy, almost honeyed voice is what he's greeted with, "You took longer than usual. Did you get anything useful out of her?"  

 "No, I did not," He answers simply only for a groan to be heard immediately after. As the person steps forward into the light, revealing a girl who's hoodie serves to conceal the majority of her appearance aside from her fringed bangs which poke out and covers her forehead.

 "Damn, so another dead end? And here I thought you took so long because you were gathering intel or something.." She grumbles, her lips beginning to form into a pout.

 "Without the necessary distraction from you, it took longer to get her in a secluded area where I could make my move," The bodyguard speaks, crossing his arms.

"Don't blame everything on me. I did my part and distracted that perv' she was with and even managed to get him to leave the hotel. Plus, even if things didn't go exactly as planned, you still managed just fine," Despite her words, the bodyguard didn't seem all that happy with her straying from the plan. Although to others, his face seemed relatively neutral.

 "Stop glaring at me like that," The girl said, waving her hand in a carefree manner, "You're alive aren't you? I don't know why you're getting so worked up."

 "..Moving on from that, why are the higher ups making us of all people play detective and investigate the abductions? Shouldn't the police be doing this?" She asks.

 "I don't know."

 "Would it kill you to be give more than a one-shot answer every once in a while?"

 "( Assassin Codename ), are you there? Did you succeed in gathering intel on the kidnapped children?" A familiar voice rings in the bodyguard's— er, assassin's ear, successfully pulling him away from the conversation at hand.

Bringing a hand up to signal to the girl to be quiet, the assassin brings his other hand up to hold down on the small button on his earpiece, "I couldn't get anything useful out of her."

A sigh is heard, "I thought so.. Someone will be arriving shortly to pick up both you and Inari. They will be escorting you to Rei's office."

 "Does it involve another assignment?" He asks which immediately catches the other assassin's attention and causes her to look at ( Assassin Codename ) with a rather exasperated expression.

 "Another assignment? We literally just finished one! I know we're the higher ups' favorites, but would it hurt them to give us a break before putting us on another exhausting mission?" She asks, waving her hands around in all types of directions to better show her distress.

 "Why are you complaining? You barely did anything," ( Assassin Name ) says flatly.

 "How can you say that? I'll have you know I was working very hard.." As Inari begins her rant of all the things she has done to help out, and occassionally slipping in the times she's helped in past operations, ( Assassin name ) eventually tunes her out. As a black car slowly pulls to a stop in front of the alleyway, the assassin turns on his heel and walks off. Promptly ignoring the curses that are thrown at him as Inari follows after them. 

"This is ridiculous! What kind of scenarios ran through my seniors' minds to make them think that we would be compatible enough to work together?" The male grumbled as he took another once over at the information on the papers he was given.

 "Oh c'mon, don't get so angry, Kazu'," The pink-haired hitman drawled, walking over to his counterpart's desk which had the nameplate that read 'Kazuhiko Rei' standing tall in the center front.

With a lazy smile on his face, he swings his arms around the hazel-eyed male, "You get to work with your best buddy and the world's greatest hitman! You should be jumping with joy!"

With a scoff, the suited agent pushes him off with a forceful roll of his shoulder which causes the younger male to chuckle.

"As always, your arrogance knows no bounds, Ryūji."

As if he had been shot in the heart, Ryūji clutches his chest and staggers back. His expression morphing into one of faux agony as his brows knit together and his hand comes up to fall dramatically over his forehead.

 "I can't believe you can be so cruel to me! Help me out here, Rina!" At the call of her codename, the girl sitting on the lush couch pauses, her hands stilling above the keys of her laptop as she looks over, her lips stretching into a smile.

 "Well logically speaking, I can't provide an accurate estimate since I don't know the details of this assignment yet. However, I can give you my educated guess based on your compatibility in past operations you've had together as well as the statistics of your own individual skill sets," She said, already beginning to type the numbers into her computer when Rei signals to her to stop.

 "That won't be needed, Rina. Please, do not insult your own intelligence by humoring this fool any longer," He says.

Retracting her hands from the keyboard, Rina eyes fall closed as she nods her head, "Very well then."

 "Huh.. Why do I feel betrayed all of a sudden?" Ryūji asks no one in particular.

With a sudden burst pulling everyone in the room away from the conversation, the doors to Rei's office swing open and Inari comes running in, her straight-faced colleague walking in shortly after her.

 "We're here!" Inari says in a sort of sing-songy voice, getting a mixture of different greetings as a response. Initially her smile widens, but as her eyes fall on Ryūji, who was now splayed out on the couch parallel to the one Rina sat on, her mouth falls open slightly and her eyes widen as if she couldn't believe what she was seeing.

 "Ryūji?" As she nears him, the hitman stretches his arm out, his hand balled into a fist as he waits for her to reciprocate the action.

 "Long time no see, kid," He says and her smile quickly returns. Balling up her hand, Inari eagerly fists bumps with the pink-haired hitman and in response to that, he laughs and throws his arm around her shoulders, pulling her down so that he could ruffle her hair.

 "Why are you here?" ( Assassin Codename ) questions.

 "First time seeing me in three years and that's what you ask me? And here I thought you'd be running into my arms," He jokes, but the assassin doesn't laugh nor roll his eyes. He doesn't react much at all really. 

 "The government has, for some odd reason, hired Ryūji to work alongside us on this operation," Rei says, his deep, mellow voice capturing everyone's attention.

 "Us?" Inari repeats, "You're going to be involved too? What, are aliens taking over the world or something?" She jokes. Her brow raising when she spots Ryūji making a face at her comment.

 "I'll explain the details in a moment. Firstly, would either of you like some tea? I've just restocked yesterday," Rei asks, sliding his chair back so that he can stand up and walk out from behind his desk.

( Assassin Codename ) walks over to the couch where Rina types who knows what into her laptop and sits down, "I'll have ( Tea of Choice )," He says, as the long haired girl beside her halts and glances up at Rei.

 "May I have a refill?" She asks, having long finished her chamomile tea before the other two arrived. Rei nods his head, "Of course."

 "Peppermint for me!" Inari exclaims which gains a few sideways looks from her two partners in crime.

"What?" She inquires as Rei walks out of the room to fetch the tea.

"It's nothing really," Rina says, "..but I thought you would've grown out of this phase by now.."

Inari brow quirks up, a vein flexing on the corner of her face, "Like that flowery bullshit taste any better."

"It does taste better. Research shows that—"

 "—My research shows that it tastes like watered-down grass," Inari interrupts.

As the two began bickering, Ryūji pouts. Not due to their pointless argument, but because of the blonde-headed agent who walked out a few moments ago.

 "How come he didn't ask me if I wanted anything?" He asks which only catches ( Assassin Codenames )'s attention, the other two being too indulged in their dispute to hear him.

 "You don't like tea," They answer simply and like some moody teenager, Ryūji's pout deepens, a small 'hmph' slipping from his lips as he crosses his arms.

 "Yeah but he could've still offered me some."

 "Hey, ( Assassin Codename )!" Inari calls, "You have taste. Set Rina straight already so that we can move on from this."

 "Both teas possess a distasteful flavor. I'm not partial to either."

 "Ugh! You're hopeless!" Inari shouts. Rina looks at her with an almost disappointed look.

 "It was immature of you to try and drag a third party into our conversation in order to win an argument," She scolds, using an almost motherly tone. Inari rolls her eyes.

 "Yeah, yeah whatever.." As that grumbled comment leaves her lips, Inari chooses to plop down on the small space left on the couch that Ryūji was laying on. Shortly after doing so, the doors to the office open and Rei comes rolling in with a small cart.

As the light smell of different teas fill the air, Rei hands ( Assassin Codename ) and Inari their cups of tea before grabbing the gaudy-looking teapot and pouring Rina some chamomile tea in her matching teacup. He then wheels the cart over to a corner before walking back over to his desk and sitting down.

 "So.. Don't keep us in suspense, what's this new assignment about?" Inari says after a while.

 "Yes," Rei clasps his hands together, his eyes narrowing, "We're all aware about the incident that happened two months ago? The one involving our moon being turned into a permanent crescent seemingly in an instant?"

 "How could we forget?" Inari said, leaning back against the couch, "Those stick in the mud higher ups of ours have been losing their shit over it ever since."

 "Well a week or so after that happened, we captured an alien-like being who we have reason to believe is responsible for that incident. Unfortunately, we're having trouble with destroying it."

 "Are these details relevant to the assignment?" ( Assassin Codename ) cuts in. Rei nods his head.

 "Yes, you see, about a month ago the creature made the odd request to teach a class of poor-preforming students at Kunugigaoka Junior High."

 "And our superiors agreed to this arrangement?" Rina asks, her brows beginning to knit together, "Having civilians come in such close contact with this creature will increase the difficulty of killing the creature and tremendously decrease our success rate. And, that's not counting the possible causalities that could happen."

  "I understand your concerns. I myself was skeptical of the idea of allowing the fiend around defenseless children, however the creature has sworn not to bring any harm to the students and is completely fine with them attacking as they see fit. Plus, government officials will be there to oversee everything so in that aspect, we have nothing to worry about."

 "But what's stopping it from attacking them? You said it yourself that even with the government's advanced technology and resources they were unable to defeat it so what's preventing it from doing whatever it wishes to?" She retorts.

 "We don't understand it's reasoning behind this nor can we one hundred percent guarantee the kids' safety but regardless, we don't have much of a choice. You see, when the creature proposed this idea it also made the proclamation that it will blow up the earth within a year's time."

 "So they're panicking.." Inari mumbles, referring to her superiors, "Heh.. How pathetic," She sneers, "..But I guess it's not all bad. Think if we take it's head they'll actually pay us for our efforts?"

 "Actually, they will. If we manage to succeed, they're agreeing to pay us a rather hefty sum of money—ten billion yen, to be precise," Rei explains causing everyone, aside from a certain monotonous someone, to gape in shock.

 "You serious?" Inari is the one to break the silence, her gaze seeming almost skeptical as she awaits for him to answer.

 "Am I one to joke about something like this?" Rei asks only for Ryūji to follow up with, "Yeah, is he one to joke at all?"

Rei continues, "We would, of course, split the ten billion among ourselves, but I'm sure none of you mind having two billion yen to keep for yourself. If you do, I can divide Ryūji's share among you three."

 "Hey, how come I'm gettin' a pay cut and we haven't even got the ten billion yet?"

Ignoring him, Rei focuses his attention on the three assassins' before him, "So, do you believe you all can handle this task? As you already know, there is no room for failure."

 "Not like we have much of a choice," Inari says, "And even if I did, I wouldn't want to leave the fate of my future to a buncha' punks."

 "That's rich coming from you, Inari," Rina quips. She then turns to look at ( Assassin Codename ) who seemed more or less unfazed by the entire situation as he sipped his tea.

 "What do you think would be the right course of action, ( Assassin Codename )?" Rina asks and suddenly everyone's eyes are on him, not that he cares.

Slowly, he lowers the teacup from his mouth, "Isn't it obvious?" He asks, and as if everything revolved around him in this moment, the atmosphere seems to completely change.

Upon first glance, it goes unnoticed, but as the assassin looks up, his gaze sharper than any dagger he may have hidden and more dangerous than any murderous fiend or wild animal, the bloodlust that exudes them becomes all the more apparent.

 "I'll make short work of it." 

A whistle of amusement breaks the silence before it even has the time to begin, "Well then it's settled! Team Pink is in business!" Ryūji cheers. Inari following up with a similar noise of glee.

Rei lets out a long sigh, his hand coming up to prop his head up, "I can already feel a headache coming on.."

Dividers were made by me, pictures used are from Pinterest, post formatting is inspired by @xxsabitoxx

[heyhellohihowareyou]

You’d think they get along?

I’d think they’d get along!

[pyropsychiccollector]

Irina: Right! Now that Kayano-chan's back with us, we can get to that special training I promised last week. (❋•‿•❋)

Kaede: … What's Professor Bitch on about? >_>

Yukiko: Nobody knows. (✿◠‿◠);;; During our English lessons last week, she made some giddy announcement about training that none of us could get her to elaborate on…

Rio: She DID say we all needed to be here for it. (✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)

Nagisa: … I have a bad feeling about this… ಠಿ_ಠ

Karma: Aw, don't say that! (❋•‿•❋) Bitch-sensei must have a grand idea if Kayano-chan needed to be here~

Kaede: Why are you saying that so ominously?! (╬≖_≖) Now I see where Nagisa's coming from.

Rio: You WOULD. (✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)

Karma: (❋•‿•❋) shows pic of Nagisa kissing Kaede from last week

Kaede: Will you DELETE THOSE ALREADY?!?!?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Karma and Rio: No. (❋•‿•❋)

Irina: (✿◠‿◠)*** If the peanut gallery would kindly shut up, I would be glad to give you your instructions. Be good brats and take out a sheet of paper. You only need to write down the names of three classmates you would prefer to practice seduction lessons on. That's it.

Everyone: … ಠಿ_ಠ WHAT?!

Hinata: Seduction lessons?!?!?!

Okajima: You mean like taking babes' clothes off?! __

Isogai: (✿◠‿◠);;; This doesn't sound kosher…

Meg: Because it's not. (╬≖_≖) Who authorized giving Junior high kids seduction lessons?!

Irina: I did. (❋•‿•❋) Stop being babies and sack it up. You wanted to learn to be kickass assassins, and one of the tools you'll have is seduction~

Rinka: We're training to kill the Octopus, not drag him into bed. (╬≖_≖)

Irina: Yeah, well, you know how he gets all orgasmic about you kids pairing off. (❋•‿•❋) There's a good chance you can distract him with lovey-dovey shit, and the rest of you can go in for the kill~

Touka: Well… I guess that makes a weird sort of sense…

Hinano: Can we put down teacher names?! _

Irina: Meh, sure, why not?

Kaede: ……… This is because of last week, isn't it? (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Irina: (❋•‿•❋) The inspiration hardly matters. What's important. You don't have to worry about advanced techniques yet. Right now we'll only be practicing kissing.

Itona: With three people of our choosing?

Irina: Yup. Gotta be fair and spread the love around~… Well. It's more practice than anything else. Get you used to kissing fast. (❋•‿•❋)

Kaede: (╬≖_≖) Three names, you said?

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; … Why me…?

Irina: The only rule is NO BLANK PAPERS! Everything else goes! (❋•‿•❋)

Yukiko: … Oh. Okay. (✿◠‿◠)

Rio: I like this. (❋•‿•❋)

Yuzuki: Loopholes are great. (❋•‿•❋)

Irina: … Eh? Why do you brats look so smug? (╬≖_≖)

Kaede: ≖‿≖ Just because YOU'RE a bitch, doesn't mean the rest of us are.

Irina: Will you all cut that cheeky crap out?! Turn your papers in if you're done!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

~*~

an awkward hour of kissing later, end of the day

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; Not to sound ungrateful, Professor Bitch, but why can't I go home?

Irina: pinches his cheek Because, my dear sweet Casanova, as you might have noticed you didn't get any action during that practice session. (❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: Well, yeah. I mean, I was hardly the only one. Okajima only got to kiss the three he wanted to. A lot of the guys were like that. ಠಿ_ಠ

Irina: (❋•‿•❋) Ah, but they DID get kissing. YOU didn't even get the ones on your list.

Nagisa: … I just figured we were out of time. It's not that big of a deal. (✿◠‿◠);;;

Irina: On the contrary, it's a very big deal. ≖‿≖ Turns out you were quite popular on the surveys. Some smartasses even listed you thrice. ≖‿≖*** Well, it was my fault for not considering repeats as a way for people to get out of spreading the love around. Oh well. You got a long afternoon ahead of ya. (❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: You could list repeats?!?!?! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Irina: (❋•‿•❋) Thank YOU for being a better sport and listing three different girls~ Gave me plenty of data. (❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: ……… I need an adult.

Irina: I AM an adult. (❋•‿•❋) slides open the classroom door, hauling Nagisa back in Okaaay~ Everybody here? counts off … Yep, all nine of you. Fantastico~… (❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) staring … H-How many of you guys listed…me…?

Kaede: head buried in arms to hide her crimson face, raises hand

Yukiko: shyly raises hand

Rio: shamelessly raises hand

Rinka: awkwardly waves hand

Yuzuki: proudly waves hand Loopholes! (✿◠‿◠)

Touka: chirps brightly, waves hand After seeing you put Kayano-chan out of commission, I just had to know! (✿◠‿◠) ignores Kaede's indignant squawk

Hinata: meekly raises hand

Hinano: waves hand guilt-free I didn't know about the loophole, but Mister K said I only got one chance anyway! (✿◠‿◠)

Ritsu: raises hand with a dead serious expression No one else struck me as attractive with kissing.

Nagisa: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) All of you…?!

Irina: (❋•‿•❋)*** Yup. And just about all of them listed you three times. Kurahashi only gets the one, Hayami twice, but everyone else was a smartass. Though if this training goes well, you might have a promising future ahead of you. (❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: P-Promising future?! (⊙▂⊙✖ ) doesn't want to hurt any of their feelings, he's nervous as hell

Irina: Let's get that hit rate up, okay? pinches Nagisa's cheek No excuses this time~

Nagisa: … mutters I'm so dead by the end of this. ಠಿ_ಠ

~*~

Hinata: D-Don't get any weird ideas!! >////////<* I picked you because you and Isogai were the least troublesome boys, and I figured Isogai was gonna have a line a mile long… I never pegged YOU as a womanizer! >///////////<*

Nagisa: I'm not!!!!!! (⊙▂⊙✖ ) God's honest truth, I didn't even WANT to put names down, but Professor Bitch said no blanks…!

Hinata: … huffs I guess that's true. You're like the opposite of that idiot Maehara… >///////////>*** Let's just get this over with. Can't believe I had to put you down three freaking times……..

one lengthy session later

Irina: Alright, break it up~ You can go home, Okano-chan. You're done. (❋•‿•❋)

Hinata: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) Wh-What do you MEAN done?! W-We only just got started!!

Nagisa: ಠಿಠ zoned out after three kiss sessions went by in a barely lucid haze Tha… ಠಿಠ struck speechless at how much he liked it

Hinata: Youuu…! >///////////////<* F-Fine, but we're practicing later, you big perverted j-jerk!!! @/////////////@* runs out the door, steam whistling out of her ears, beet red face

Nagisa: ಠಿ_ಠ

Irina: Ufufu. Seems Kayano-chan wasn't an accident. (❋•‿•❋)

~*~

Hinano: I don't expect too much from you. Mister K will always be my #1! (✿◠‿◠)

Nagisa: Th-That's fine, Hinano-chan. (✿◠‿◠);;; We only have to do it the once.

Hinano: Just pucker up already. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

a couple minutes later

Hinano: Wha?! It's over?! Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Irina: You had to come up for air sometime, sweetie. (❋•‿•❋) You can go home.

Hinano: Σ('◉⌓◉’) looking very conflicted at Nagisa

Nagisa: ಠಿ_ಠ I-Is it over yet? glad he only had to kiss Hinano once, but it was a kiss sessions he didn't want to end

Irina: Not even close, dear. (❋•‿•❋)

Hinano: Σ('◉⌓◉’) nudged out the door and questioning whether she liked kissing Mister K or Nagisa more

~*~

Ritsu: I have performed the necessary research while awaiting my turn. I am reasonably confident practice will be a nonissue. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Nagisa: … (✿◠‿◠);;; You…studied? Like, watched clips or something?

Ritsu: nods sagely Clips. Read up on specific techniques. I am certain I will "wow" you, Nagisa-kun. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Nagisa: ……….. doesn't want to be hearing this right now Let's… just get this over with. (✿◠‿◠);;;

three lengthy, dizzying rounds later

Ritsu: Over? (☉_ ☉) This cannot be. I swear to you, we only just got started. (☉_ ☉)

Irina: (✿◠‿◠)** Yeah, well, hate to break it to ya, computer junkie. But you were about to go for Round 4. I can't let you do that… Wouldn't be fair to everyone waiting.

Ritsu: Impossible. (☉_ ☉) My mind went blank and I forgot everything I learned. I merely reacted to Nagisa-kun… This is troubling. Nagisa-kun seduced me. (☉_ ☉)

Nagisa: I'm telling you, it was as much of a blank for me!! ಠಿ_ಠ

Ritsu: Untrue. You were singularly focused into overwhelming my senses. (☉_ ☉) Do not lie to me.

Nagisa: twitching violently, unable to deny that he was…focused…on the exercise after Ritsu promised she'd studied up ಠಿ_ಠ I was hoping to learn a little bit more than that… You said you studied! DX

Ritsu: (☉_ ☉) We will have to save it for…next time…

Nagisa: ಠಿ_ಠ twitching

~*~

Rinka: I did kiss Chiba earlier, just as a head's up… >///<***

Nagisa: That's…okay? ಠಿ_ಠ I mean, if you like Chiba, I'm not going to tear you away from him…

Rinka: huffs It's not like that. >///<* I mean… He's a good friend. But I don't honestly know anything about this lovey-dovey stuff. I put you down twice cuz you obviously had the skills, knocking out Kayano… But I didn't know if Professor Bitch would allow that. So I put Chiba down as a fallback. >///<* Should have just went with my gut.

Nagisa: … ಠಿ_ಠ Everyone keeps bringing that up, but I was just saving her life… Anyone would have done the same.

Rinka: groans Just come here. I'm tired of hearing you all down in the dumps. >///<***

couple rounds later

Rinka: >///////////////////<*** Just blind luck, my ass.

Nagisa: ಠಿಠ I'm pretty sure you were pretty… experienced… Yourself. ಠಿಠ

Rinka: No. >/////////////////<*** I'm a damn greenhorn, and I just refused to roll over for you. That's all. This is supposed to be practice, so I have it my all, too. Thanks for not holding back, but I've got a long way to go.

Nagisa: ಠಿ_ಠ I don't think that at all… W-We can try again later?

Rinka: Goes without saying. @/////////////@***

~*~

Yuzuki: Fufufu. My time to shine! (＾ω＾)

Nagisa: ಠಿ_ಠ I'm surprised you wanted to kiss me, Yuzuki? I mean, I'm not even that good.

Yuzuki: That's not what Kayano-chan's starstruck face said. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I'll have you know I came prepared! I rewatched a bunch of lovey-dovey anime that featured this very type of scenario!! You have no chance! (＾ω＾)

Nagisa: huffs out a sigh I keep telling you guys, it was no big deal… (✿◠‿◠);;; But if you think you're prepared, I'm…happy for you? I'll try and learn from you, Yuzuki-sensei.

Yuzuki: Don't patronize me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll have you roll over and beg me for more!!

A few heated sessions later

Irina: Alright, break it up, you two. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuwa-chan, you look sweaty~… Your shirt is not doin' so hot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuzuki: It's…….over? (☉_ ☉) No. No, no, no!!! It can't be over!!!!!! (☉_ ☉) shakes Nagisa like a ragdoll Gimme back my three lives, damn you!!! I didn't get to show you anything!!!!! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; still kinda spacey I think you showed me p-plenty, Yuzuki-sensei… G-Give yourself more credit. (☉_ ☉)

Yuzuki: @~~~@*** Unacceptable!!! It can't be over…! getting yanked by Irina to the exit I-I still have my Ace to play! J-Just gimme one more chance!! DX

Irina: Nope… (✿◠‿◠)*** swats Yuzuki's hand away before she can strip off her soaked, sweaty jacket Advanced techniques come LATER. What part of that do you not understand?!

Nagisa: watches them go, shivering (☉_ ☉) Can I go home yet? doesn't know how much more he can take

~*~

Irina: (✿◠‿◠)*** Touka, dear. Clothes stay ON, you got that?

Touka: (＾ω＾) Of course, Sensei! I am a professional!

Nagisa: (☉_ ☉) I know you're besties with Kaede, Touka… But you wanted to kiss me, too? Seriously??

Touka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) After seeing the mess you made of Kaede-chan, I just had to see how I stacked up~ You're pretty formidable, Nagisa-kun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; You guys give me too much credit… I have nothing to offer…

Touka: We'll just see about that! (＾ω＾)

a few steamy sessions later

Irina: ………… (✿◠‿◠)*** Right. You guys are done. Touka. Go home.

Touka: was prevented from removing her sweat-soaked shirt every time throughout the sessions >:[ Mean, Sensei. It's getting hot in here. Just let me-

Irina: I SAID GO HOME!!!!! (✿◠‿◠)*

Nagisa: (☉_ ☉) feeling sooo conflicted about Irina interfering in Touka's attempts at "cooling off" Actually… It is p-pretty warm in here…

Irina: (✿◠‿◠)*** Nagisa, don't think I didn't notice how you kept groping where your hands didn't belong.

Touka: Pshaw. They were right where they were supposed to be. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Let's meet up later, Nagisa. Alone. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nagisa: (☉_ ☉) hardly has willpower to refuse such an invitation

Irina: For the last time, you knuckleheads…! Advanced techniques…….ARE FOR LATER!!!!!!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

~*~

Yukiko: (✿◠‿◠);;; I didn't think my turn would ever come…

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; I'm pretty sure Professor Bitch was always going to make us see it to the end… B-Besides, I did put you down on my list…

Yukiko: Really? (❋•‿•❋) I-I was afraid I'd be too…plain for you… >w<*

Nagisa: N-Not at all!!! (✿◠‿◠);;;;;;; You're amazing, Yukiko… I know probably every guy in class had you on their list…

Yukiko: Well… I suppose there's some truth to that… (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) But even if I'm considered… popular… I don't think that about myself at all. >//////////////<* A-And besides, I was curious why you never got a turn… I'm glad you ARE appreciated, even if that means a wait time for me. >///<*

Nagisa: Honestly, this is surreal for me… I'm not that special at all… >///<***

Yukiko: Not true!!! ٩(๑ `н´๑)۶ You're VERY special!!!

Irina: Could you two lovebirds get to it already? (╬≖‿≖) As much fun as this is, I'd like to go home, too. (╬≖‿≖)

Yukiko: L-Lovebirds?! Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Nagisa: B-But Yukiko's way out of my league!!! (⊙▂⊙✖ )

Irina: Just shaddup and pucker up already!!! (╬≖‿≖)

a few dreamy sessions later

Nagisa: (☉_ ☉)

Yukiko: short-circuiting from how happy she is (✿◠‿◠)

Nagisa: unable to tear Yukiko off from her adoring hug she's got him trapped in (☉_ ☉) … Not sure if he wants to be free

Irina: Time to go home, Yukiko-chan! (✿◠‿◠)*** picks her up by the back of the neck like a kitten and scootches her to the door

~*~

Rio: (❋•‿•❋) Myyy tuuurn~

Nagisa: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) B-But I got done with Touka…! I was supposed to be safe from hereon. Σ('◉⌓◉’)

Rio: Oh, I'll keep you safe, hubby. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll blow all those others away~…

Nagisa: staring horrified at Irina (⊙▂⊙✖ ) N-No crossdressing allowed, right?

Irina: (❋•‿•❋)*** Clothes stay on, Nagisa. You know the drill by now.

Rio: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm cool with clothes on. We can get nice and oily just like this~… rubs up against Nagisa sensually

Irina: Advanced techniques…LATER. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

a few steamy sessions later

Rio: standing over Nagisa faceplanted on the floor I'm the best~ (＾ω＾)

Irina: sighs Yes, yes, Rio darling. You can continue your kissy obsession later. (╬≖‿≖) Nagisa still has one more to get through.

Nagisa: …

Rio: I'll wait outside~ (＾ω＾)

Irina: HOME. (╬≖‿≖)

~*~

Kaede: >////////////<*** I was hoping Professor Bitch would get bored by now…

Nagisa: sighs (✿◠‿◠);;; She's not. She's filmed each one.

Kaede: WHAT?! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Irina: (✿◠‿◠) For feedback purposes~ Relaaax~

Kaede: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; L-Let's just get this done and go home, Kaede. I won't let her humiliate you.

Kaede: E-Eh…? @///////@*** W-Well… If… If you don't mind, Nagisa…

Irina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) starts filming

a few hot minutes later

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; Professor Bitch, Kaede passed out… Again…

Irina: I saw. (❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋)(❋•‿•❋) You were a real stud~… All that practice paid off~…

Nagisa: (✿◠‿◠);;; Can you…take her home?

Irina: Nope! I've got business to attend to. Don't worry, you can ask Karasuma where she lives. (❋•‿•❋) Don't do anything I would~ leaves a deeply disturbed Nagisa holding a limp, unconscious, but content Kaede in his arms

Nagisa: Professor Bitch!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) Grrr… walks into teacher's lounge … (☉_ ☉) does an about face when he sees that Mr. Karasuma has gone home for the day, and instead all the other girls are sitting in there waiting for him

Rio: You're not getting away that easily! (❋•‿•❋)

Nagisa: gets yanked back into the office with Kaede in tow, door sliding shut (⊙▂⊙✖ ) I need an adult…!

[orquideasrojas]

There are fewer and fewer characters missing 👀

[assassination-socks]

Kidnapper: We have your student.

Korosensei: OH NO

Korosensei: OHNONONO WHICH ONE?!

Kidnapper: It doesn’t matter which one, You have 24 hours to–

Korosensei: IT’S KURAHASHI ISN’T IT, I CAN TELL BY HER BREATHING DON’T WORRY KURAHASHI I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE

Kidnapper: …

Kidnapper, to his partner: He says he’ll be here in 5?

Kidnapper 2: Or what, the kidnapping’s free?

[pureanimosity]

Sleepover Time! -3E

*Hall time*

Kurahashi: "Karasuma-Sensei can we please have a sleepover! Plus it helps us interact with each other more and we can discuss assasination plans!"

Karasuma: "Fine, but you'll be under supervision, Isogai and Kataoka I'll leave you in charge of them."

Isogai/Kataoka: "Yes sir."

Fuwa: "WOO FINALLY!! WE SHOULD WATCH ANIME I KNOW A GOOD ANIME TO WATCH!!!"

Karasuma: "Remember your aim, and please behave."

Kurahashi: "You guys can stay at my place! My parents are in a vacation tomorrow!"

Kataoka: "Alright, Thank you Kurahashi."

Kurahashi: "No problemo! >:D"

the next day *insert Spongebob*

Kayano: "Eeeee!! I'm so excited this is the first time ive had a sleepover!!"

Kurahashi: "Hey when are you guys coming?!"

Nagisa: "I'm with Hara and Muramatsu were getting baking supplies for the sleepover. :)"

Okajima: "WAIT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BAKE?!! HARA'S CAKE MURAMATSU'S RAMEN AND NAGISA'S CUPCAKES ARE THE BEST!! DUDE I'M GONNA HOG ALL OF THE FOOD!!"

Kayano: "Especially nagisa's cupcakes!! There the best!"

Nagisa: "Thank you Kayano! 💗"

Kayano: "brb gonna cry an angel just sent me a heart"

Nagisa: "???"

Kataoka: "You better not. There needs to be enough food for everyone."

Sugino: "Hey Nagisa look to your right!"

Nagisa: "Oh Sugino! Your there! Let's walk together. :)"

Isogai: "Kurahashi I'm at the door with Maehara!"

*When everybody's there*

Kurahashi: "Hi welcome!!"

Maehara: "Woah this place is huge!!"

Okajima: "Can we sleep together in the same rooms? ;)"

The Girls: "NO!!"

Nagisa: "Kurahashi-Chan me Hara and Muramatsu will be using the kitchen were gonna start baking now!"

Kurahashi: "Oh alright! Make sure to add a lot of sugar!!"

Fuwa: "I CALL MIDDLE!!"

Okajima: "HEY NO FAIR THAT'S THE WARMEST PART OF THE CARPET!!!"

Terasaka: "GOD WHEN WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!"

Fuwa: "What did you just say to me? :)"

Terasaka: "Tch, You don't scare me!"

Fuwa: *pulls out sword*

Terasaka: "HOW THE HELL DID THAT EVEN FIT THERE!!"

Kataoka: "NO FIGHTING!! AND CERTAINLY NO WEAPONS!!"

Fuwa: "Awe.. boring!! *whispers to Terasaka* your lucky or else you'd be dead meat."

Takebayashi: "Okuda, have you brought your chemical equipment?"

Okuda: "A-ah! Y-yes!!"

Takebayashi: "Alright let's start at the table."

Okuda: "R-right!!"

Kayano: "YOU BROUGHT YOUR CHEMICALS?!?"

Okuda: "I-I never leave home without some!"

Kayano: "😨"

Kayano: "Should I be concerned??"

Karma: "Nagii did you know theres a new Sonic Ninja movie released?? Let's watch it in Wednesday!"

Nagisa: "Oh, sure! I'll make room for schedule!" *grins*

Hara: "Okano please stop eating the dough we still need it and it's uncooked!!"

Maehara: "Ooh let me try!"

Hara: "PLEASE NO!!"

Muramatsu: "Isogai a little help here??"

Isogai: "Maehara and Okano please stop eating the dough they need it and it's uncooked!"

Maehara+Okano: "Awh.. okay.. *murmurs* party pooper.."

Isogai: "What. was. that? :)"

Maehara+Okano: "N-NOTHING SIR!!!"

Isogai: "Good. :)"

Maehara+Okano: "😨"

A few hours later.. *insert Spongebob*

Kurahashi: "Alright! Time to watch a movie!!"

Kimura: "But what movie will we watch?"

Hazama: "Horror movies."

Kimura: "AHH WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!!!"

Hazama: "A few minutes ago."

Karma: "Great idea Hazama! Let's watch Jigsaw or Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!"

3-E: "NO!!!"

Kayano: "A Disney movie??"

Kurahashi: "Oh yeah I definitely could settle for that one!!"

3-E: "Meh."

Nagisa: "Here's the snacks! :)" *walks over to the living room with a tray of the food*

Okajima: "BARK BARK BARK!!!"

Kataoka: "What the.."

Takebayashi: "We're back." *walking over with Okuda*

Kurahashi: "Alright! Everyone pick your places!!"

Sugino: "DIBS TO SEAT BESIDE NAGISA!!!"

Karma: "NO FAIR!!"

Kayano: "HEY CHEATER!!!"

Nagisa: "•-•"

*after everyone picks there seats*

Mimura: "Alright can we please pick a movie to watch?!"

Kayano+Kurahashi: "Disney Movies!!"

Karma+Hazama: "Horror Movies!"

Maehara+Terasaka: "Action Movies!!"

Kayano: "WHAT?! DISNEY MOVIES ARE BETTER!!"

Kurahashi: "YEAHH!!"

Nakamura: "LET'S CROSSDRESS NAGISA INSTEAD!!"

Nagisa: "NO WAY!!"

Karma: "HORROR MOVIES ARE EXQUISITE AND MOST HIGH QUALITY GORY!!"

Hazama: "I shall curse this TV to play horror movies."

Terasaka: "FIGHTING MOVIES ARE WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN YOUR TRASHY PICKS!"

Fuwa: "ANIME IS MORE BETTER HOW DARE YOU!!"

Isogai: "Alright Stop!!

Kataoka: "STOP!"

Nagisa: "EVERYBODY STOP!!"

*silence*

Nagisa: *sighs* "How about we pick a movie by majority rules?"

Kataoka+Isogai: "Great Idea Nagisa!"

Kimura: "I'll get a bowl.."

Mimura: "I'll get paper.."

Nagisa: *sighs* "Finally.."

Sugaya: "CAN WE PLEASE HAVE ONE NORMAL DAY?!?"

Sugino: "Sorry bro but I don't think that's possible here!"

Sugaya: "True true.. Just have to face reality.. 😔"

Okajima: "There there buddy.." *pats sugayas back*

Kimura+Mimura: "We're back!"

Muramatsu: "Thanks you guys!" *grabs bowl and papers from them*

Hara: "I'll write down the genres! Anybody say there genre now!"

Karma: "Horror!"

Hara: "Alright"

Kayano: "Disney!!"

Hara: "Sure!"

Maehara: "Action or Fighting!!"

Hara: "Nice!"

Fuwa: "ANIME!!"

Hara: "Was expecting it!"

*a moment of silence*

Hara: "Oki-Dokies is that all?"

Okano: "Action!"

Hara: "That's already there"

Okano: "Oh, okay!"

Hara: "Okay time to mix the papers!!"

*shuffling noises can be heard*

Kataoka: "Alright Everybody one by one line up!"

*everybody lines up*

.

.

.

*a few minutes later..*

Nagisa: "Alright is everybody done?"

3-E: *nods in agreement*

Nagisa: "Alrighty! Everyone show there papers in 3.. 2... 1..!"

3-E: *flips the paper and raises it*

Nagisa: "Alright that's one.. two.."

*a few minutes later*

Nagisa: "Alright it seems that.. Horror won! Wait.. God were doomed.." *nagisa grimaces*

3-E: *sighs defeatedly*

Kataoka: "Hey Nagisa thanks for helping out."

Isogai: "Yeah you did an amazing job!"

Nagisa: "Oh, thanks but I really didn't do much!"

Nakamura: "Gisa' accept a compliment will you?" *ruffles his hair*

Nagisa: "H-hey!" *blushes in embarrassment*

Karma: "Awe look who's red!"

Nagisa: "S-shut up Karma-kun!"

Karma: "Haha!"

Kimura: "Alright let's pick the movie!!"

Mimura: *opens Netflix's and moves to horror category*

Karma: "Eh.. Em... Seen that one.. Boring..."

Hazama: "That one."

Karma: "Oh hey! Didn't see that but heard it's creepy!"

3-E: *shivers in despair*

Terasaka: "Cmon just play it will you!"

Mimura: "Alright! alright! Ritsu can you play that movie with speaker volume up to 50?"

Ritsu: "Aye Aye captain!"

Itona: "Terasaka move your squishing me."

Yoshida: "Move buff guy your squishing all of us!"

Terasaka: "HEY WATCH YOUR WORDS!"

Nagisa: *brings blanket up to shoulders*

Karma: "Aww is little Nagi scared?"

Nagisa: "No you big idiot! I'm just cold!"

Sugino+Kayano: "I AM HERE!!! WE'LL HELP YOU!!"

Nagisa: "Oh- uh okay!"

Nakamura: *whispers to karma then giggles*

Karma: *chuckles and whisper backs*

*both put there iconic grin and devil horns and tails start visibly showing*

Nagisa: "H-hey what are you two whispering about!"

Nakamura: "Ohh nothing... Hehe.." *smirks*

Nagisa: "Your acting really suspicious.."

Nakamura: *giggles*

*the movie starts*

*the intro shows a jump scare*

Most of the girls: "GAHH!!"

Nagisa: "AHHH!" *embraces sugino and kayano for support*

Sugino+Kayano: *clenches their shirt/dress tightly where there heart is and melts in the embrace while a tear drop glistens and falls*

Karma+Nakamura: "HEY NO FAIR!!" *embraces nagisa*

Okajima+Half of the class: *hogs the food hara,muramatsu and nagisa made*

Hayami: *tenses up a bit and is visibly a bit scared*

Chiba: *hugs hayami*

Hayami: *blushes out of embarrassment and melts in the embrace*

*a few hours later because I'm lazy to write their reactions*

Nagisa: *asleep in suginos shoulder*

3-E: *asleep*

*visible crumbs on trays and plates where the food was formerly shown*

*tv visibly off and ritsu also sleeping*

Time-skip to tomorrow because I'm lazy! 😍

Kurahashi: "That was tons of fun!! We should do it some time!!"

Kataoka: "Yeah I agree it was nice hanging out with the class."

Nagisa: "It was a lot of fun I enjoy everyone's company!" *flashes his adorable smile*

3E -itona: *clenches their shirts/dresses and a tear drop glistens as it falls and they murmur* thank you..

Nagisa: "Eh?"

First mini fanfic :D

[maeiso-trash]

Please drawing Hinano x Yada, thank you for reading me :)

Sure :D

This made me realize I haven't drawn kurayada in such a long time i miss themmm

[lucario765g]

【Assassination Classroom: Honkai Star Rail AU】

Class 3-E:

Lore Path (in general): The Hunt

*Note: Combat Paths and/or Types are subject to change

Combat Paths via gameplay description (I'm sorry for not adding Remembrance for anyone in Class 3-E as of yet) (Destruction, The Hunt, Erudition, Harmony, Nihility, Preservation, Abundance)

Seven Combat Types (Physical, Fire, Ice, Lightning, Wind, Quantum, and Imaginary).

Combat Paths + Types:

Teachers Koro-sensei: Erudition+Wind / The Hunt+Physical Karasuma: Destruction+Physical Irina: Nihility+Ice Students [1.] Karma: Nihility+Fire [2.] Isogai: Harmony+Ice [3.] Okajima: Preservation+Imaginary [4.] Okano: Destruction+Physical [5.] Okuda: Erudition+Lightning [6.] Kataoka: Erudition+Quantum [7.] Kayano: Harmony+Wind / Destruction+Fire [8.] Kanzaki: Abundance+Wind [9.] Kimura: The Hunt+Wind [10.] Kurahashi: Abundance+Imaginary [11.] Nagisa: The Hunt+Ice [12.] Sugaya: Preservation+Imaginary [13.] Sugino: Destruction+Lightning [14.] Takebayashi: Erudition+Wind [15.] Chiba: The Hunt+Imaginary [16.] Terasaka: Destruction+Physical [17.] Nakamura: Nihility+Wind [18.] Hazama: Nihility+Quantum [19.] Hayami: The Hunt+Ice [20.] Hara: Preservation+Fire [21.] Fuwa: Harmony+Imaginary [22.] Maehara: Destruction+Lightning [23.] Mimura: Harmony+Imaginary [24.] Muramatsu: Abundance+Fire [25.] Yada: The Hunt+Lightning [26.] Yoshida: Destruction+Fire [27.] Ritsu: The Hunt+Quantum / Harmony+Quantum [28.] Itona: Destruction+Ice / Erudition+Ice

[fumiko-matsubara]

"That adorable smile of hers... you see that one right there? I swear that smile carries so much menacing energy, I'm scared of it. Just look at her! Laughing while Puey-kun is close to dying from embarrassment!"

My very specific headcanon that I want everyone to ingrain at the back of their heads is that Hinano treats Puey the same way she treats the whole Terasaka Gang, where she fondly puts them in pride-shattering embarrassing situations but they couldn't do anything about it at all because it's Hinano.

So they'd just accept their fate while stiffly trying to hold onto what bit of dignity they have left in them 😭

[dreamywander]

❗AI-art❗AssassClass - Hinano Kurahashi🍀

«Education is the key to unlocking the golden door of freedom» ©George Washington Carver

More of my picturs you can find in my profil ✨

[thequietkid-moonie]

TW "sεwsεrslιdε" thoughts

Would you be comfortable to write this request? Girls of assassination classroom realizing and helping y/n about mental health problems?

You don't have too, I have feeling really bad recently but talking to you is making me feel better. Also thank you for taking my request about s/o with panic attacks❤️

Helping S/O with their mental health problems

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Kaede, Kanzaki, Kurahashi, Nakamura, Hazama ]

[ Assassination Classroom / Anatsu Kyoshitsu ]

⚠️ Mention of differents mental health problems

I'm so happy that i'm able to help you feel better dear ❤️ and don't worry, I have any trouble to write this kind of things (also, don't be afraid to request something more specific like anxiety or depression). Hope you like it and that you feel better soon 🧡

Also, if you want someone I didn't wrote feel free to request it!

Kaede Kayano

Kaede is someone who try to stay optimistic in life and, despite everything, she is really caring to those she apreciate, as a lover she gets a little clingy with her partner, wanting to share everything with them

Also, may doesn't seem like it, but Kaede is really observant and intelligent so at the smallest hint of you don't feeling too well she notice it, but she doesn't say anything at first, she prefer to wait and watch close in hopes to find out herself what is causing you troubles, she even start to rethink all that have been happening in the past in case is something that happened what cause you troubles

If you don't say anything she will be the one who confront you about it when she either find out what is bothering you (or at least have an idea) or when she notice that you start getting even more stressed for it

She will start for tell you that she noticed that something is bothering you and that makes her worried, she will like to know what is happening to be able to help you out, no matter how much you try to deny it she will insist on knowing it, in case you don't deny it then is a relief, that makes easier help you out

She will hear all you have to say paying a lot of attention, and she doesn't interrupt you, not ever once (just nod to make clear that she is hearing you), after she will make sure to reasure you that you doesn't have to try and handle all the problems all by yourself (you have her and a lot of people that cares about you) before offering you to try to find a solution for whatever you are struguling with

If is something like too much stress or anxiety she offer you to try something to help you relax and even search about techniques that will help you handle anxiety, if is something about your self-esteem (maybe having a bad imagine of yourself) she will give you a lot of compliments and remind you how everyone in the class cares about you too, also she can give you some tips about dressing and make up, she is actually into the world of fashion. In case is more like feeling depress, without energy or not wanting to do anything she tell you that is okay not feeling well, and its okay not wanting to do anything sometimes (if you want you can not do anything together, but if you want to be alone is fine too)

She will probably try to make a plan to hang out with all your friends to cheer you up

Yukiko Kanzaki

Kanzaki is a really sweet and gentle person, and she is super supportive towards her partner, she wants you to know that you can always relay on her when you need it, even if is just to heard you vent of whatever you are having troubles with she is happy to do it

Whenever she sees you sad or worried she doesn't confront you about it right away, she likes to thing that if you have a problem you will tell her, or that if you don't say anything about it is becouse you don't feel ready or comfortable to talk about it, but if she is specially worried she will remember you that you can count with her for everything while hold your hand gently

If after a while you seems to still have some troubles but didn't say anything to her yet, then she will decide to confront you about it, but when she do she will prefer to be alone, just the two of you, that way she will make sure to have all her attention on you (one of her ways to show that she cares for you), and even if you where the one who bring it out she will prefer to talk in privite so she can focus on you

She will hear patiently and with a lot of attention all you have to say, you can take all the time you need to express yourself, and if you feel like you don't want to talk anymore is fine, you two can take a break, also if you start crying is okay too, she is here by your side to wip your tears

She is ready to comfort you anytime you need with a soft smile that never leaves her face

If you are suffering for a lot of stress, anxiety or even feeling depress she offer you to have some dates where you can relax and forget about the rest of the world (at least for a while). If you are suffering for self-esteem, dysphoria or someting across those lines she will give you some compliments mixed with soft kisses. In case you are feeling like you aren't doing enough or that your efforts are in vain, then she will remind you all the things that you have done for her, and not only to her but for others too

It doesn't matter what is bothering you so much, she wants to help you find a solution. She knows what is like having so much preassure in your shoulders and she wants to be able to help you with it

If you prefer don't talk about it she will offer you to try and do other things to distract yourself, maybe you two can play some videogames together, or maybe you to can go and eat your favorite food, whatever you want to

The only thing she doesn't want to do is leave you all alone, she wants to make sure your mind won't play you some tricks and makes you feel bad about yourself (not anymore) so she will give her best effort to help you, even if the only thing she can do is be by your side

Hinano Kurahashi

Kurahashi is a really energetic and cheerful person, she is always going out in little adventures and she loves draging you into them

She may not be the most observant person but she is really caring and she will notice your change in your behavior. She notice how you seem more distracted and even decayed, even when you go out, or how you start making excuses for not to go in her adventures, she understand that you may not want to go all the time, but when is more frecuent she start to worries

She doesn't want to force you to talk but she can't help to worry, so she decide to wait until you bring it up while she gives you small hints of her worries, saying thing like "you know you can count with me, right?" or "if you have a problem you would say me, don't you?"

When you finally go to her to talk she is really happy, sitting down to talk she will hear you and even try to don't interrupt you. But if you don't go to her, she will end admiting that she had been really worried about you and she wants to know what is bothering you

She may not have a solution for whatever you are struguling with but that doesn't mean she will leave you all alone, she wants at least be able to be by your side

Her main solution will probably is talk about whatever you are struguling with and distracting you of it, also if your mind is make you think bad things about yourself she will inmediatly refute them, saying that you aren't actually like that and even will make a list of all the good things she sees on you

She will never stop inviting you in her adventures or in dates, mostly so the two of you can have some time just to distract yourself from everything else, especially if she had saw you more stressed or anxious than normal

Also, Kurahashi will never judge you neither underestimate your feelings, she can see how much this is affecting you, and she decided to approach this problem by giving you hope, she is always reassuring you that everything will be fine and that you can always rely in her, she isn't planning on leaving you anytime soon (she even jokes about you being stucked with her now)

She doesn't have any trouble to approach Koro-sensei to ask for help, either becouse you wanted his help or just because she wants advice of how to help you or what else she can do

Rio Nakamura

Nakamura will be the kind of person that will be your partner and your best friend, she have a carefree and caotic personality, she loves to play around and is always cheerful, but she's really intelligent and observant too so she will notice when you start feeling not too well

Nakamura knows that life isn't exactly easy going, you can encounter some troubles or just feeling a little down some times so she prefer to not say anything about it and wait, either until you say something or you feel better, meanwhile she will try to cheer you up

Nakamura isn't exactly the type to talk about feelings, she is more caotic and direct, but still she will be gentle whenever she talk to you of that, she could tease you about a lot of things but she knows when she has to be more serious

When she confront you about it (in case you didn't tell her something already) she will be really straight foward and say that she knows something is bothering you, you can't hide it from her forever. She will force you to talk if you don't want to, but just because she worries about you

She will heard you vent if you want, and, maybe she doesn't have an answer for everything you are worring about but that doesn't mean she will let you all alone, Nakamura will remember you (while she rest her head in your shoulder and hold your hand) that you have her by your side and have a lot of friends in class 3-E who will happy to help you, you are not alone, if you feel like you can't continue you just have to rely in her, you two can rest together

She will help you fight against whatever your mind is tricking you with, if you are feeling too stressed or anxious she will makes you rest and distract your mind before go back to search for a solution to the problem you are struguling with. If you are feeling like you aren't achieving nothing or not doing enough then she will kinda scold you for devaluing your effortds and hard work. If you having problems with your self-esteem she will start telling you all the good things she sees in you, highlighting the ones she like the most, giving you a lot of compliments and praises too (if she had to do a written list so you never forget them she will)

She could go as far as asking the rest of the class about their opinion of you, and she will (is a double-edged sword since she can use it to tease you later when you feel better)

Whenever she help you she never lost her cheerful attitude, and when you start to feeling better (a least a little) she congratulate you, you see! everything will be okay! She may even offer you to go on a date to celebrate, mainly becouse she doesn't want you to forget that you are loved and apreciated but she won't say it at loud

Kirara Hazama

She is seen as a weird and creepy person, but that never bother her, also she isn't too affectionate but that doesn't mean she doesn't love you, she do and a lot, she just express her love in her own way. Hazama isn't a clingy person neither cheesy, but she can pretty romantic in her own way

She is the type to express her love more by quality time, she likes spending time with you, so it will be on this moments that she start noticing that you aren't feeling well

The moment she notice you aren't feeling well she will ask you right away, she has no problem with it and doesn't see a point on waiting, if you decide to don't tell her about it (or even deny it) she will let you be for now but not without first telling you that if you have a problem you can count in her for everything, you are her partner after all, but if you decide to actually tell her what are you struguling with she will heard you out

She can wait until you feel more comfortable with the topic to talk about it, but when she notice that you start feeling even worst and still doesn't say nothing then she will confront you and make you talk about it, if she has to force you she will (will take advantage of her intimidating look), is her way to show her worries

She will heard carefuly all you say, she doesn't interrupt you and just let you vent all you need, also she isn't going to judge you for it, you are free to say all you want and need (except insult yourself, in that case she will stop you)

She will scold you for hidding this from her and trying to handle everything all by yourself, you don't have to do that since you aren't alone (she isn't mad, though)

When it come to help you she doesn't focus to much on what cause it but in how help you out, Hazama will invite you to try differents activities to handle all that stress and frustation. Venting and coping with all that feelings aren't the same for everyone, and it hasn't to be just talking about the problem, that is why she wants to try all kind of things to help you until you find what makes you feel better (you can try with talking about it, drawing, maybe some excersice or even just screaming)

Besides, she always can recommend a good book where they deal with a situation similar to the one you are going through

If you had problems with self-esteem she will remind you that everyone is different, you just have to find your own quirks and talents (she can help you with it too, don't worry), besides, you don't have to be a perfect person, you owe nothing to anyone so they don't have the right to demand nothing from you, and she loves you just the way you are