#him: i'm so lucky that i have you babe 😊

[robotsandramblings]

lmao yeah actually she is thinking about other men 🤷💀

[theostrophywife]

azúcar.

pairing: mattheo riddle x reader.

song inspiration: baby by madison beer.

author's note: benjamin being active on tiktok is dangerous for my health. i actually feel like i'm about to crawl on the ceiling from how badly i want this man. literally tweaking. anyways, enjoy 😊

There were a lot of quidditch related superstitions you were willing to put up with. 

Wearing the same socks during every match. Kissing your boyfriend good luck before every game. Even the rowdy common room parties that you and Mattheo often snuck out of to have a celebration of your own was a tradition you welcomed with open arms. 

But this was not one of them. 

“It’s absolutely absurd,” Pansy huffed, her sleek black hair grazing her chin as she tucked her legs underneath her on the velvet couch. “Blaise has lost his mind.” 

“Sounds like you’re the one losing it, Pans.” 

Pansy rolled her eyes. “You would too if your boyfriend suddenly announced a sex ban as part of some weird quidditch superstition.” 

Since the start of the season, the quidditch team had taken a few hits. Usually, the boys dominated the other houses, but they barely won against Hufflepuff and came to a draw against Ravenclaw during the last game. Ending in a tie was apparently the last straw because the day after the match, Blaise told Pansy that the team had taken a pact of celibacy. 

For some deranged reason, the boys believed that abstaining from sex for a week would help them secure a win for the rematch on Friday. For the next five days, they intended to sleep, breathe, and eat quidditch. Apparently, your feminine wiles would have to be set aside for the meantime. As if sex were the problem and not their constant drinking and partying, which probably contributed to their lack of focus as a whole. Not that the boys would listen to common sense at this point. 

You scoffed. “Please, Mattheo wouldn’t last a day without sex let alone a whole week.”

“Don’t be so sure,” Pansy said rather bitterly, picking at the cushion in her lap. “The lot of them are taking this entirely too seriously. Blaise won’t even allow himself to be in a room alone with me.”

”Well, Zabini has a surprising amount of self-control. Mattheo, on the other hand, is perpetually horny. There’s no way that he agreed to such a ridiculous pact.”

“Lucky you,” your best friend said with a long suffering sigh.

You nudged her knee with your foot and smiled mischievously. “Don’t worry, babe. I’m more than willing to help. Blaise may be disciplined, but he’s also just a man. What do you say we pop into the village? I think I saw a lace emerald lingerie set that had your name all over it.”

Pansy perked up at that. “I knew I came to the right person.”

Your best friend smiled as you hooked your arm through her elbow. “Of course you did. Now come on, let’s bring Zabini to his knees.” 

Sprawled out on Mattheo’s bed, you flicked through the pages of your novel and waited for your boyfriend to return from practice. The trip to Hogsmeade had been a complete success. Just as you suspected, the little set you glimpsed through the lingerie store window looked absolutely stunning on Pansy. Blaise didn’t stand a chance. 

As a matter of fact, you’d given the two of them privacy tonight. They were due for a study session at your shared dorm tonight, but you quietly slipped out in the midst of their heated argument about the Goblin Rebellion and happily skipped off to your boyfriend’s room. 

Given the late hour, Mattheo was due back any second now. As if summoning him from your thoughts alone, your boyfriend sauntered into the room, looking sweaty and sexy from running though drills all afternoon. Mattheo grinned the second he spotted you on his bed. 

“Hi, princesa,” he greeted, his voice low and husky. 

”Hi, Matty.” You propped yourself up on your elbows and smiled. “How was practice?” 

“Absolutely fucking brutal,” Mattheo grunted as he pulled off his shoes. “Theo clobbered the fuck out of me, but I suppose it’s better him than the Ravenclaws. Mark my words, we’re going to beat those twats come Friday.” 

“I don’t doubt it, babe.” You pushed off the mattress and scooted closer to him. 

Mattheo licked his lips as you neared, breath hitching as you brushed his damp curls off of his forehead. You smirked and leaned in for a kiss. At the last second, Mattheo turned sharply, causing the kiss to land on his cheek instead of his lips. 

“I’m all sweaty,” he explained. You quirked a brow. Sweat, dirt, and grime had never stopped the two of you before, but you brushed it off. He was probably just wound up about winning. Mattheo smiled apologetically and kissed your temple. “Let me shower first and then we can cuddle, okay?’ 

You made the mistake of looking into those big, brown eyes. Damn him and his chocolate eyed gaze. The twat knew it was your weakness. 

“Fine,” you said as you crawled underneath the covers. “But hurry up, I’m getting tired.” 

Ten minutes later, you were fully engrossed in your book again. Just as it reached a particularly steamy scene, the door swung open, revealing a half-naked Mattheo. The white towel wrapped precariously around his trim waist gave you a perfect view of his toned chest and ripped abs, beads of water clinging onto his glistening skin like rain drops. You bit your lip as he tugged on a clean pair of boxers over his legs, cocking your head to appreciate the curve of his arse before he slipped into his sweatpants. 

Unaware of your ogling, Mattheo climbed into bed and wrapped his arms around you. “What are you reading, mi amor?” 

“Nothing that can’t wait,” you murmured, leaning in to kiss your boyfriend.

This time, Mattheo gladly accepted the kiss. His lips slanted over yours, sighing softly as you melted into him. Your kisses were soft and sweet, punctuated by cute little pecks that had your boyfriend smiling against your mouth. You took the opportunity to slide your tongue against his, making Mattheo groan as his fingers slipped through your hair. 

“Damn, mami. You missed me that much?” 

You rolled your eyes at his cocky smirk while you climbed into his lap and straddled him. Mattheo gripped your hips, moaning as your lips latched onto his neck. His pretty brown eyes rolled back as you left a trail of kisses along the column of his throat. You raked your nails along his chest, dragging red lines down to his abs, and tracing his happy trail as he captured your lips once more. Mattheo let out a choked groan as you tugged at his waistband. To your surprise, he grabbed your wrist and blinked up at you. 

“Y/N…” Mattheo said breathlessly. “Maybe we should…maybe we should go to sleep.” His Adam's apple bobbed up and down as he tried and failed to swallow his own words. 

You raised a brow and settled over his lap, squirming against his hard length as Mattheo bit his lip. “You want to go to sleep? Right now? While I’m on top of you and willing to do whatever you want?” 

Your boyfriend looked pained. Conflict was evident on his face. Without a word, Mattheo nodded. 

“Oh my god,” you blurted in disbelief. “You agreed to that stupid sex ban, didn’t you?”

Mattheo groaned. “Only for a week, love. We really need to win this match.” 

You scoffed. This was absolutely ridiculous. “I know you, Mattheo. You aren’t going to last a week.” 

“Hey! Have a little faith in me.” 

Rolling off of him, you crossed your arms against your chest. “First of all, you didn’t even ask me if I’d be okay with it.” 

That seemed to be the wrong thing to say. With a shit-eating grin, Mattheo cocked his head at you. “It sounds to me like you’re the one who can’t last a week, princesa.” 

“Please,” you said with an eye roll. “I have my book boyfriends to keep me company. I can channel all my sexual energy into reading smut. You, on the other hand? You can’t even make it through class without dragging me into a broom closet.” 

Faster than you thought possible, Mattheo flipped you onto your back and pinned you to the mattress. A cocky smirk curved against his lips as he trailed them down your neck. “Oh?” he hummed, kissing the sweet spot just below your ear, his hand gripping the inside of your thigh, making you press your legs together to suppress the need. The bloody bastard. “But can your book boyfriends touch you like I can?” 

Channeling every ounce of self-control within you, a calm and unbothered expression clicked into place like a mask. You tugged at his curls, forcing him away from your neck. “Don’t worry your pretty little head about me, Matty. I’ll be just fine.” Mattheo released a choked groan when you palmed the front of his boxers. He twitched at your touch, his cock painfully hard. “Looks like you’re not doing too hot, though. Let me know if you need help. You know I’d be more than happy to give you relief, baby.” 

Mattheo cursed under his breath as his own plan backfired on him. Blood rushed down to his cock as you squeezed gently, making him harder and hornier than ever. You chuckled darkly as he grinded against your hand. With one last squeeze, you kissed his cheek and peeled yourself away from his bed. 

“You know where to find me, papi.”

He watched in disbelief as you gathered your things, cute little ass swaying farther and farther away from him as you hauled your bag over your shoulder. “You’re seriously leaving?” 

You smirked and waved at your boyfriend as you pulled the door open. “I have a hot date with my romance novel. Good luck with your pact, babe. You’ll need it.” 

Merlin, Mattheo was going out of his fucking mind. 

For Salazar’s sake, he was starting to get the shakes and it had only been two days since he last had sex. Granted, it felt like an eternity since you were more than determined to get your boyfriend to break. Could lack of sex actually drive a person to the brink of insanity? Mattheo was pretty convinced that the answer was yes as he gaped at the lacy red bra peeking out under your white blouse. 

Had your clothes shrunk in the wash? Mattheo could’ve sworn that your shirt hadn’t been that tight before. You were nearly bursting out of it and the view of your tits pressed together as you leaned across the table to steal a blueberry off of his plate made his mouth water and his dick hard. 

“Stay strong, Riddle,” Theo whispered beside him. “We’ve got this.” 

Never in his life had he wanted to throttle Theo more. The only thing Mattheo had at the moment was a painful fucking boner. Three more days. That’s all he had to endure before they called off this stupid sex pact. 

He could make it. Couldn’t he?

As he looked up at you sucking on a strawberry, Mattheo’s confident wavered. You were truly testing what very little self control that he possessed. You were right when you said that your boyfriend couldn’t last a single class without dragging you into an empty broom closet. You were just so pretty and sexy and hot and that was when you weren’t trying. 

Now that you were determined to tease the fuck out of him, Mattheo didn’t stand a chance. 

All day, you focused on making his life an absolute living hell. Perching on his lap, fixing his tie, smiling prettily while you brushed his curls back and left glossy kiss prints all over his cheeks. His hands were in permanent fists, fingernails digging into the flesh of his palm so deeply that he wouldn’t be surprised to find himself bleeding. This was torture. Cruel and unusual punishment. 

The final straw came when the two of you were studying in the library later that night. Bouncing his leg, Mattheo forced himself to pay attention to the Ancient Runes textbook in front of him instead of ogling you from across the table. It wasn’t working though. Every few minutes, he caught himself glancing up at you. Your lips, your eyes, your hair. There was nothing sexual about you taking notes yet he was so turned on that he felt dizzy. 

Mattheo lowered his head, trying to keep cool. When he looked back up, you were no longer in your seat. Instead, you were reaching for a book on the shelves behind you. Whatever you were looking for was on the lowest shelves, so you bent down to retrieve it. When you did, your skirt rode up, revealing that you weren’t wearing any underwear. Mattheo hissed, scrambling to pull your skirt down. 

”What in Salazar’s name are you doing, Y/N?” Your boyfriend gripped your elbow, anger and frustration radiating off of him in waves. 

You blinked up at him, putting on an innocent smile. “Oh!” you exclaimed, placing a hand on Mattheo’s chest. “Did I forget to wear underwear? Silly me.” 

Your boyfriend groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. He muttered something under his breath repeatedly. Breathing exercises. You bit back a smirk. 

On his third count to ten, Mattheo finally opened his eyes. Without a word, he gathered your belongings and hauled you out of the library. He didn’t speak until the two of you were back in the dungeons. 

“I’m going to study in my room,” Mattheo declared as he handed you your book bag. “You’ll study in yours.” 

You grinned. “Oh, Matty. We both know the only thing you’ll be studying is your cock in your hand.” Mattheo tensed as you traced a finger down his jawline. “What a shame. I’d be more than willing to put an end to your misery if you just admit that the pact is stupid.” 

For Salazar’s fucking sake. Mattheo was so close to calling this whole thing off. He wanted you. Screaming underneath him. Crying from pleasure. Moaning his name. But he couldn’t. He had to stay strong. 

Mattheo sighed and kissed your temple. “Good night, mi amor. I love you. Even though you’re determined to drive me fucking mental.” 

You smiled before pulling him in by his tie. Mattheo groaned as you placed a sweet kiss on his lips, barely giving him a taste of what he wanted. “Love you too, Matty. Sleep tight. I hope you dream of me tonight.” 

With that, he watched you saunter off in the direction of your dorm, skipping through the common room without a care in the world. Mattheo stared up at the ceiling and counted to ten again. 

Friday could not come any fucking faster. 

You had to admit that you were impressed. Your boyfriend had miraculously survived an entire week without sex. 

Despite your best efforts to thwart the stupid pact, Mattheo stayed true to his word. A pretty impressive feat given the fact that you’d practically thrown everything you had into seducing him. Sitting on his lap, licking your lips while he talked, kissing that sweet spot below his jaw, wearing your clothes shorter and tighter than ever, and even sleeping in his favorite silk red set, which you knew was particularly hard for him if the erection pressed against your back all night was any indication. 

Still, Mattheo withstood all of your attempts. 

You would’ve been upset had it not been for the fact that Mattheo looked absolutely pained by the whole ordeal. This entire week, his fists were permanently clenched at his side, his jaw locking and unlocking with every suggestive comment you threw his way, his eyes flickering over your body, groaning in frustration as he tortured himself by looking at what he couldn’t have. 

It was amusing to watch your boyfriend twitch at your every move. As you predicted, you fared better than Mattheo had. After all, you had a wild imagination and a collection of toys to hold you over. That wasn’t to say that you weren’t needy and aching for him, but you had ways of coping. 

“I’m so fucking glad it’s Friday,” Pansy grumbled beside you as she took a swig from her flask. 

After the whole bring Zabini to his knees plan failed, she’d been crankier than ever. Neither one of you expected either of your boyfriends to even make it this far without caving at least once. 

“Me too, babe. As much as I’m rooting for our boys, I can’t wait for this bloody game to be over. Win or lose, I know the sex is going to be insane.” 

Your best friend smirked as she handed you the firewhisky. “I’ll cheers to that, babe.” 

Surprisingly, the tension and frustration helped the boys play better than ever. They were ruthless on the field. Theo and Enzo were vicious as they defended the goalposts, giving way for Blaise and Mattheo to chase after the opposing beaters, nearly taking some poor bloke’s head off with a bludger. You almost felt bad for the Ravenclaws. 

When Draco caught the snitch, you cheered loudly. You and Pansy screamed until your throat felt raw and hoarse by the time the game was officially called. The two of you swayed as you descended from the stands, slightly inebriated from your generous swigs, but you didn’t mind. The liquor kept you warm and served as preparation for a night of drinking and debauchery for the common room party. 

Blaise wasn’t at all surprised that you and Pansy pregamed. In fact, he took the flask and downed the rest before tugging his girlfriend towards the castle. 

“Have fun, you crazy kids!”

Zabini chuckled. “Oh, we will. By the way, your boyfriend’s waiting for you in the locker room.” 

With a conspiratorial wink, Blaise wished you good luck as Pansy grinned from ear to ear. You chuckled before making your way over to the locker room. The doors opened, revealing a very smug looking Theo. With a frown, you swatted the back of his head. 

“Ow!” The brunette exclaimed, rubbing his newly acquired injury. “What was that for?” 

“For encouraging my boyfriend to agree to this stupid sex ban.” You crossed your arms and glared at your friend. “I know it was your idea, Theodore.” 

“Hey! We won the game, didn’t we? So obviously, my idea was brilliant.” 

“It was just dumb luck,” you replied with a scoff. “Honestly, I didn’t think you guys would take it so seriously. Especially you. You’re even worse than Mattheo. Celibacy for a week must’ve been hell, huh?” 

Theo shifted his weight, looking abashed. You narrowed your eyes at him as you read the guilt in his body language. “You little weasel! You caved, didn’t you?” 

“There was this really hot Ravenclaw…” 

“With the opposing team, too? You’re shameless, Nott.” 

“Please don’t tell the guys.” He looked genuinely contrite as he pleaded with his eyes. “They’ll murder me if they knew that I couldn’t even stick to my own pact.” 

You rolled your eyes. “Fine, but you owe me big time.” 

Theo smiled before leaning over to kiss your cheek. “You’re the best. I’d say see you at the party, but with how tense and insane your boyfriend has been, I probably won’t see you two for the next few days.” 

“I wonder who’s fault that is.” 

“The pact was my idea. Teasing him was yours. Honestly, he almost stabbed a fork through my hand because you bent over in front of him.” He smirked as he held the door open. “You’ve got that man on a tight leash.” 

You fought a smile. “Leave before I get the urge to hit you again.” Theo nodded, making his way out. “Oh, and congratulations on the win.” 

After a cheeky wink, Theo was gone. Leaving you to find your boyfriend on your own. When you rounded the corner, you could hear the sound of water running echoing off the tiled walls. You ventured farther in the stalls and found Mattheo standing underneath the scalding hot shower, tipping his head back against the spray. With a smile, you leaned against the wall and admired your boyfriend. Merlin, he really was beautiful. 

Mattheo was a sight to behold; biceps flexing, abs taut, and back muscles tense as he washed away the sweat and grime. Your gaze trailed down to his trim waist, licking your lips as your eyes snagged on his backside. The longing sigh you released gave you away. 

Water glistened on his skin as Mattheo looked over his shoulder, a playful smirk tugging at his lips as he surveyed you. Your boyfriend didn’t bother covering himself as he sauntered over to you. His chocolate brown eyes roamed over your body, smiling softly when he saw that you were wearing one of his jerseys. Mattheo traced over his surname embroidered right above your heart. 

“The Riddle name looks good on you, mi amor,” he whispered huskily, backing you against the tile. “I can’t wait to make it official one day.” 

You hummed while you tangled a wet curl between your fingers. “Oh? That won’t be happening any time soon, Matty.” Mattheo frowned as you caressed his cheek. “Not with the way you’ve neglected me this week.” 

“Don’t be like that. You know it was hell for me, princesa.” 

“I know,” you said with a grin. “I’m just teasing you. In reality, I’m kind of impressed. You didn’t cave once even when I threw everything I had at you. You were so good, baby. You crushed those Ravenclaws too.” Mattheo groaned as you kissed his jaw, nipping at his sweet spot. “Maybe the pact wasn’t so stupid after all.” 

Your boyfriend groaned as he gripped your hips and pinned you against the wall. “Oh, I won’t be doing that shit again.” Mattheo rested his hand on the base of your throat, eyes black and filled with lust as he squeezed. “It was torture not to touch you.” 

When you spoke, your voice sounded husky and seductive thanks to his possessive hold. “Could’ve fooled me. You seemed perfectly in control. So much so that maybe we should extend it another week. Abstinence really helps clear the mind, doesn’t it, baby?” 

Mattheo chuckled darkly. He knew you were baiting him. You weren’t used to not getting what you wanted in your relationship. Your boyfriend was well aware that he spoiled you rotten. You were going to make him work for it tonight, but he didn’t mind. In fact, the idea thrilled him. He wouldn’t have been dating you if he wasn’t up to the challenge. 

Without warning, Mattheo tugged you into the shower, making you squeal as the water soaked your clothes. He wasted no time before crashing his lips onto yours, claiming you in a starved and possessive way that had you gasping for breath. Your boyfriend was frantic as he hoisted you up and wrapped your legs around his waist. 

Mattheo sucked harshly at your flesh, his dark chuckle a seductive caress against your skin. You groaned as he grinded his cock against your clothed pussy, which was already throbbing and aching for him. “Brace yourself, sweetheart. We have a whole week to make up for and we’re not leaving here until you’re properly punished for teasing me like the little brat that you are.” 

You flashed him a saccharine smile. “Do your worst, baby.” 

“You’ll regret that, mami.” 

With a wicked grin, Mattheo slid your panties to the side and teased along your folds. He hissed when he felt how soaked you were, practically dripping down his fingers as he eased one into your pussy. You bit down on your lip as the delicious pressure awakened a familiar heat in your core. 

“Not so brave now, are you?” Your boyfriend taunted as he slowly fingered you. After going without, you were embarrassed to find that a simple touch was enough to set your teeth on edge. “This is payback, baby. Wearing those tiny little shirts with your lace bra peeking out. Bending over in front of me knowing that you had no panties on. Grinding on my lap and making me so fucking hard that I almost sprained my wrist wanking off in the restroom like a madman.” 

“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.” You rasped, groaning as Mattheo picked up the pace. “Not if this is what I get in return. I like when you’re rough, Matty. It makes me wet.” 

Your head lolled back as he added another finger, curving them inside of you and reaching that spongy spot that had you seeing stars. 

“Good,” Mattheo whispered as he nibbled at your earlobe. “Because I’m about to fuck you until you can’t walk.” 

The filthy words sent you over the edge. Mattheo flicked his thumb over your swollen clit and you clenched around his fingers. “I can feel you squeezing me, pretty girl. So fucking greedy, hm?” 

You let out a choked moan. Mattheo grabbed your wrist and slid your hand down his front. “Do you feel that, princesa? I’ve been hard as fuck for you all week. Are you gonna be a good girl and help me out?” 

“Yes,” you breathed out. “Let me take care of you, papi.” 

Mattheo twitched in your hand as you gripped him, tugging as he watched you with lust blown eyes. The intensity of his stare made butterflies erupt in your stomach. 

“I thought about this while getting myself off this week. Your hands. Your eyes. Your voice.” 

“I thought about you, too,” you confessed. “But it doesn’t compare to the real thing. God, you’re fucking sexy.” You rubbed your thumb over his tip, rubbing his precum over his head. Mattheo whimpered against your neck. “I missed you whimpering for me.” 

“I don’t whimper,” Mattheo countered. 

You raised a brow and picked up the pace, working him until his eyes rolled back. Despite his denial, Mattheo whimpered even louder this time. 

“You’re playing dirty, baby.” 

“I thought you liked it dirty, Matty.” 

“I do,” he said with a smirk before curving his long fingers inside of you. You shuddered as he hit that sweet spot. “Now come on, pretty girl. Come with me.” 

You nodded, picking up the pace and groaning as Mattheo pulled you in for a sloppy kiss. He licked the roof of your mouth, shuddering as he bucked into your hand. You tugged at him, coaxing him to cum as he panted against your neck. 

“Fuck. Don’t stop, baby. I’m so fucking close.” 

“Me too, Matty,” you whimpered, grinding against his fingers to take more. 

The orgasm crackled over you like a lightning strike, singing your veins with heat as your boyfriend continued to fuck you with his fingers. Mattheo wasn’t satisfied with one orgasm. He coaxed another out of you, laughing as you greedily bucked against his hand, biting into his shoulder while the second wave hit. 

By the time your third orgasm rolled around, you genuinely felt as though you’d left your own body. Mattheo only relented when your eyes rolled back and your legs trembled, cries of his name falling sweetly from your lips. 

“Tú eres dulce como el azúcar.”

You opened your eyes slowly and found Mattheo lapping up your cum, swirling and sucking his fingers clean with a smirk. You’re sweet like sugar. Though the words were seemingly innocent, Mattheo was anything but. Your boyfriend knew exactly how much it turned you on when he spoke Spanish and he was definitely using it to his advantage.

“That was just the appetizer, baby. Got you all warmed up for my cock. Think you can take it, Y/N?” 

“I’ve been waiting all week,” you responded hoarsely. 

“It’s worth the wait,” Mattheo declared cockily as he flipped you over. He stripped you of your clothes, carelessly tossing them behind his shoulder while he positioned your hands on the tiled wall. You groaned as he bent you at an angle, smacking your ass before he lined up behind you. “I promise to fucking ruin you, mi pinche puta.” 

Anticipation coiled in your stomach as Mattheo sank in slowly. Both of you groaned as he slid all the way in, twitching as he stuffed you full. It was familiar yet new at the same time. It had always been a tight fit, but given your involuntary break, you could feel yourself struggling to adjust to his size once again. 

Mattheo gripped your hips, leaving bruises in his wake as he slid all the way out. You whined at the loss, but it wasn’t long before he thrusted all the way back in, knocking the air out of your lungs as he set a punishing pace. You braced yourself against the tile as he spread your legs further apart, allowing him to hit an even deeper angle. 

“Oh fuck, how do you always feel so good?” Mattheo grunted as his hips snapped against your ass, brutally burying himself inside of your pussy over and over again. “You were made for me, princesa. We’re perfect together.”

”Matty, baby, please…”

You keened as Mattheo tugged you by the hair, kissing you sloppily as he continued to ruin you. He cupped your tits, flicking his thumb over your nipples as he squeezed your flesh between his rough, calloused hands. Mattheo kneaded your breasts and used the momentum to drive deeper. His palm trailed down your torso, pressing against your stomach to feel himself moving with each thrust. 

Tears streaked your cheeks as your eyes rolled back. “Oh gods. Fuck me. Right there, baby. You fill me up so good. I love being full of you.” 

“Yeah?” Mattheo drawled as his hand crawled up your throat. “You like when I fuck you rough? Deep down, you just want to be treated like a slut. Don’t you, princess?” 

“I do,” you breathed, groaning as Mattheo squeezed your neck. “But I’m only a slut for you, Mattheo.” 

“Damn fucking right, baby.” He said proudly. “This pussy is mine. All fucking mine.” 

You clenched, squeezing him so tightly that Mattheo felt like he might cum then and there. “So greedy. Milking me fucking dry. God, you’re perfect. Mi princesa, mi vida, mi amor.” Your boyfriend shuddered as you grinded against him, picking up the momentum as the two of you neared euphoria. “That’s it, baby. Just like that. Fuck, I’m gonna cum—“

”Cum inside me, Matty. I want to feel you. I want all of it.” 

Mattheo cursed, his body seizing as he came with a loud cry. The sensation of him filling you to the brim, his hot cum dripping out of you and coating the inside of your thighs was enough to send you over the edge. You trembled as the orgasm hit you all at once and nearly passed out from the sheer force of it. 

Fortunately, strong arms wrapped around you before your legs could give out from underneath you. Mattheo pulled you against him, holding your trembling body as you came down from the high. You leaned into him, resting your head on his shoulder as he cleaned you up. Your boyfriend took his time washing your body, taking great care when it came to your sensitive core. 

You smiled up at him as he lathered shampoo into your hair, letting you return the favor and sighing in satisfaction as you scratched his scalp. Mattheo grinned, flashing you a lovesick smile as you rinsed the product out of his hair. 

“I love you so fucking much,” he whispered softly. 

“I love you more,” you countered.

”Impossible.” 

After the two of you dried off, you leaned against the wall and allowed Mattheo to clothe you in his hoodie and sweats. He tied your shoes before giving you a sweet peck. 

“Ready, princesa?” 

You nodded and took his hand. Without the support of the solid wall, your legs wobbled as you struggled to walk. Mattheo caught you around the waist, a smirk tugging at his handsome face. 

“I warned you, Y/N.” He looked entirely too smug and satisfied for your liking. “Told you I’d fuck you until you couldn’t walk.” 

Your boyfriend chuckled as you rolled your eyes. “Poor baby. Don’t worry, mi amor. Let your Matty take care of you, hm?” 

“I take it back. I kind of hate you right now, Mattheo.” 

You squealed as he picked you up bridal style. He didn’t even break a sweat as he carried you across the field. “No, you don’t. But you can fuck me like you do.” 

“Deal.”

[yuyu1024]

Lettuce

Pairings: Mingyu × y/n

Genre/tags: non idol, dating

Warning: 🔞 fluff but still smut, pet names (babes, baby, love, honey, sweetheart etc.), cursing, unportected/protected sex (always be safe), kinks (size, breeding, tits, etc), mention of small age gap, mention of low self-esteem/confidence and insecurities

~~~ [lmk if i miss anything]

Words: 2.6k

Disclaimers:

- this story is just made up

- english is not my first language, please be nice 😊

A/N: been away. I didnt know if I should post this or delete but then... I dont want effort to go to waste so.. 😅 i hope this is an okay one.

Have a nice day.

Masterlist

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"Are you still waiting for your ride home?"

You look at the group of girls standing a few feet away from you. They are from the department across your office.

"Is your boyfriend late?" She adds a follow up question

You smile, "I am." You cautiously answer.

They are not your friends so you are not comfortable to share more than that. And also they are known to be the gossipers in the officr so, any details about your personal life would be the next topic for the next few weeks if you share anything with them.

"It's already late... are you sure he's still coming?" One girl asks.

Luckily, the bus arrives just in time for them to hurry in. No time for you to even chat with them anymore.

"Thank goodness..." you sigh feeling relieved.

*pings*

🐶: sorry, im late. 😭

🐶: i helped an old lady cross the street.

🐶: didn't know she would ask me to also help her get boxes of soju in her shop.

🐶: she admitted to pretending to struggle crossing the street so she can ask anyone to help her and his son 🙃 and then made me buy a whole bunch of lettuce.

🐶: like a whoke bunch😶

🐶: you like lettuce right babe?😚

You smile as you read your boyfriend's text. You don't know if its you imagining him pouting because he feels sorry he made you wait or its because he felt used and scammed.

💖: you're so silly.

💖: its still a good deed so its okay 😊

🐶: but i am 10mins late.

🐶: i cant let my princess wait for me.

💖: i can wait. As long as its you... ♥️

You see him read the message and then not reply.

"Hello stranger..."

You got startled when Mingyu embraces you from behind and kissed you on the cheek.

"Yah! You scared me." You slap his arm

"Sorry..." he giggles and kissed you again. This time on the lips.

"Stop..." you say, blushing. "We are outside."

"So...?" He grins and then puts his arm around you. "We are a couple. Who the fuck cares?"

You roll your eyes. "You know people judge..."

"No... they are just jealous because I am dating a wonderful woman..."

You shake your head. "No... they are not jealous because of me..." you push him away. Forcing a laugh. "Probably because you look good in that double denim look."

Here you go again with your self pity and self judging. You always do this. 'This' notion that you are way below over any other girl and that you are just lucky Mingyu is your boyfriend. You always make an effort to put yourself down without even noticing that Mingyu does not like it.

He fucking loves you. Inside and out. From head to toe. From front to back. He even loves it when you are not at your best behavior nor position. He just... loves you. Period.

But on your end, even with a million reassurance, you always doubt yourself for him.

***

Arriving at his apartment, the first thing you did was announce that you are going to take a shower. You didn't even looked at him when you said it. You're not mad at him or whatever. You are just guilty and feel sorry for being down out of the blue. You didn't even talked that much during the ride home.

"Hey..." he takes you by your arm and pulls you close for an embrace. He kissed the top of your head and then forehead. "Take your time... I'm going to cook dinner."

You smile with no teeth showing. "Okay..." your voice sounding almost a whisper.

"Anything in particular you want? We have meat, fish and vegetables... like a lot of lettuce..." referring to the whole plastic the old lady sell him. "You want something with soup or fried? Ramyun or pasta?"

"Hmm... I like pasta... and a salad on a side?"

"Okay... as you wish my princess..."

The whole apartment smells like a five star restaurant. The fragrance is to die for and makes your mouth water. When you got out of the bedroom, hair still damp, you got suprised by how extravagant Mingyu arranged the dining area. Fancy plates, lit candles, wine glasses and a bottle of his favorite red win. All of a sudden, iy felt like you entered an Italian restaurant wearing your baby pink pajamas and hello kitty slippers.

"Hi, babe." Mingyu is a ray of sunshine while putting on a few more finishing touches on the table. "Ready to eat?"

"Aww..." your heart is aching with pure joy. He is the sweetest man alive.

You stumble your way to him, caused by your own feet. He managed to catch you giggling with you. You look silly but he find it cute. And then as your eyes met he immediately captures your lips for a kiss. Small pecks that got deeper and more seductive. The kisses are loud that it echoes and bounce off the walls of the apartment. He can't also stop touching every curve of your body. From your hips, to your ass and to your tits. He even lifted your shirt so he can access your bra and yank one side down exposing you boob.

"M-mingyu...." you giggle as you try to pull away from the kiss. He does not want to let you go. He keeps on chasing your pink lips whenever a gap starts to build in betweem his. "We need to eat... the food will get cold..."

He didn't answer. He leans lower so he could give love on your exposed bud. He suck it first before he lets his tongue lick it and make your squirm.

"M-mingyu..." you inhale. "The food...?"

He finally lets you go, smiling. "Fine." He chased one more kiss. "But after we eat..." and another one. "I'd like to go straight to dessert." And another one. "You know I love my dessert." He says, bitting his lower lip while grinning like a mad dog.

"You're crazy!" You pinch his nose.

"Crazy over you..." he growls and suddenly picks you up off the floor. He puts your legs around his waist and you automatically hang your arms over his shoulder to hold on.

"Yah!"

"I can't wait. I think I want to begin our dinner with dessert first." His eyes is filled with desire and he is ready to wreck you.

Kicking the door open to your bedroom, Mingyu lays you down gently but in a hurry at the same time. He is on a mission. He is not going to make love to you. He will FUCK your brains out tonight. You know that look in his eyes.

"No condoms... I need to feel you... skin to skin..." he pulls his shirt off and throws it, hitting the wall, then begins to unbuckle his belt and pants. "And I'll like to fill you up until it leaks out of your pussy." He adds, grinning

"Oh God..." you try to get a hold of yourself. Not ready for what is coming

He pushes down his pants and underwear in one go. His length springs free and is up, steady and hard. It's tip glistening with pre cum.

"Turn around..."

You do as he says and go on fours on top of the bed. He pulls your pants down, revealing a bare and wet pussy ready to be torn.

"No panties huh..."

You blush. "Well... I know we'll have sex today... I just didn't know its going to be this soon..."

Mingyu hovers on your back, hand sliding up and down your curves. "Do you want me to stop and just go on with dinner?"

You lower your heard, embarassed, even though he's not seeing how turned on and red you are. "No... I would never say no to you..." after a few breaths in you look back, cheeks red and warm. "You know sex with you is my only addiction."

"Fuck yeah it is..." he says proudly and satisfied

He eases himself in, slowly but deliciously. He skipped prepping you. He can't wait anymore. His dick is aching and wanting to feel your walls.

"I'll be a little rough to you today, babe." He smacks your ass and a moan escapes your lips. "I didn't like what you did earlier..."

"Ughhh!" He slams strong and consistent. It's driving you insane how he could hit the very back of your cervix. Actually he could hit every thing inside you. Thats how long and thick he is. "W-hat... what did... I do?" You arch your back and pushed your upper body up so he can embrace you and touch your body as he thrust your brains out.

"You know..." he grunts as he adjusts and tries to go deeper, even though he is already at the deep end of your insides. "I don't like it... when you don't appreciate yourself..." he inhales and exhales as he feels you clench and make it tighter. "Fuck! Babe!" He kisses the curves of your neck and bites on your shoulder when he feels the tightness thats make it fucking sensational for him

You ubotton your top to give him access to your chest. You didn't unhook your bra though. You just pulled the ladies out and the bra helps give them a push up.

"You are beautiful... sexy... and a wonderful woman..." he pushes your hair out of his way so he can kiss your neck. "Love yourself... the way I love you."

He then pulls out, almost making you cry and beg. But them makes you turn around to face him.

"Can you?" He asks with the most loving eyes

You crash your lips to his. Pushing your tongue in him. You didn't stop until you hear a moany cry from your boyfriend. His brows then creases when you playfully bite his lower lip. "I want to..."

"But what?" He carries you off the bed and pins you to the wall, beside the window of your bedroom. Your one leg touching the ground while the other is hooked over his forearm. "Answer me, babe."

He slams back in you. Stronger and much deeper. Which confused you coz how? Its not like your cervix can expand. But thats what it felt when he slammed you. It didn't hurt. It felt insane actually. Insanely goodm

"You are kind... sweet... caring... hardworking... knows what you like and dislike... respectful..."

You are catching your breathe in your throat. Its like you are choking from excess pleasure. You try to speak but you can't let go of the high. So instead of speaking, you just shook your head.

"You don't agree?" He asks. Mingyu looks at you with his puppy eyes and showered you with kisses. Then he kept repeating all the good qualities you have as a person and even physically.

He really is telling you every bits about you. Everything that he loves and dislike but accepts coz it is you. It is part of you. He really do love you.

"What can I do... to reassure you?"

You put your hand over his mouth. Not to shut him down but to hush him for a second. Just for a moment until you get it all out for him.

"Fuck me!" You cry as you can't help but  cry more of his name. You are so close to your orgasm. "Nggghhhh...!"

You shut your eyes ready to explode but then Mingyu pulls away from your hand, takes you back in bed to finish, when he suddenly says the two words you didn't expect him to say while he's fucking your brains out

"Marry me..." he says.

Your eyes opens, looks at him in pure shock and bliss. "W-wha..." you can't finish your words. He was hammering you. You can't answer. "Mingyu!" You moan his name so loud when your world spun around.

"I love you." He grunts as he see you melt and when he pushed into you a few more times, he finally begins release himself you. All the warmth and every drop of him in you. "Fuck!" He exhales, dropping his body on you but not his weight. "I love you..." he says again. "So much..." he kisses your shoulder and then your cheek. "So... what do you say?" He smirks

"Suddenly?" You look at him, confused.

"Hmmm..." he scrunches his nose, still wearing the smile on his lips. "Not really..."

He then gets up, pulling out of you, which felt like you got more naked than what you are now. More exposed.

"Wait lemma clean you first."

He runs into the bathroom and takes a towel to wipe you clean. Just clean enough to be presentable but not totally wipe his seeds off you. He wants that in there.

And then he runs out of the room.

"Where are you going? Babe?" You are confused. Why is your man running outside the bedroom ass naked

Giggling as you see him comeback in and carrying the plastic bag of lettuce.

"Huh? What's that for?" You sit up and wrap the thin white blanket to your body.

"I lied. Well... we still going to have salads and all..." he is mumbling. "This should be over dinner... but... I could not help myself earlier so..."

"Mingyu... what is going on...?"

Laughing but still trying to pull a serious face. "It was true that an old lady sold me this but... as I was helping her she took the paper bag the came wit this... and I panicked." He sits down beside you. "I didn't want to put it in my jacket or pocket coz... it will be obvious... and when we walk and your cold you always put your hand in my jacket's pockst so..."

"Mingyu!" You grab his face and kissed him. To make him focus. "Just say it..." you are giggling now too.

"Okay..." a soft smile spreads to his lips. "I know... you may think... I'm still young and naive."

"No you're not..."

"Yeah but... still... anyways..." he nervously laughs. "Like I said... you are an amazing woman. Anyman who you choose to love will be the luckiest. And thankfully its me..." he then goes down to his one knee and pulls out a black box from the plastic of lettuce. "I said I didn't like what you did earlier... you looking down at yourself... but that does mean I hate you or mad at you for it... I just say that because I care.. I want you to feel... assured and happy." He opens the box and shows the most brightest ring you ever saw in your life. "If I have to always reassure you for the rest of our lives... I don't fucking care. I am up for it. I love you and I can't live a day without you." Pulling out the ring and taking your hand. "Please marry me... I will serve you and love you forever..."

You watch him put the ring on your finger.

"So...?" He looks at you with doe eyes

Letting go of the blanket covering your body, you launch yourself to him, making you guys fall on the floor. "I love you Kim Mingyu..." you say first before kissing him. "Forever is not a bad idea..." you kiss him again. "Of course I will accept."

"Sorry if I proposed to you after sex... at diner would've been fantastic"

"Don't say sorry... I do love your way..." you get up from embracing him. "It brings back to how we started."

He sits back up. "Right."

Then you stare at your ring. "Who could've guessed that... I will be marrying the guy I met and fucked at a friend's birthday?"

[cockkette]

be mine?

lando norris x famous!reader

warnings - set after lando’s win in miami, down bad lando, a bit short, some swearing, i think that’s it xoxo

face claim - girls on pinterest

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n: thank you so much mclaren for inviting me to the paddock this weekend i had the most fun! i can’t wait to see how the rest of the season goes 🧡

comments

mclaren: we hope to see you back in the paddock again soon 👀

y/n.l/n: thank you admin!

oscarpiastri: great to meet you y/n 👍

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lilyzneimer: you look so gorgeous! (you need to come to another race asap)

y/n.l/n: ahh ily (i really do it was so fun)

user1: a duo i never knew i needed

yourbestfriend: gorgeous gorgeous girl 😮‍💨

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landonorris: you must be my lucky charm

user2: this is painful to watch

oscarpiastri: tell me about it 🙄

user3: OSCAR PLEASE 🙏

landonorris

liked by oscarpiastri, y/n.l/n and 1,765,282 others

landonorris: WE FUCKING DID IT P1!!!

comments

oscarpisastri: well done man 👏👏👏

liked by landonorris

davidbeckham: well done mate

liked by landonorris

user4: rip lando nowins you will be missed

user5: at least we still have lando norizz

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y/n.l/n: what a race!! papaya 4eva🧡

landonorris: glad you could see it 🧡

user6: i bet he's hyperventilating

user7: he aint fooling nobody

alex_albon: congrats!!! 💪💪

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goergerussell63: congrats mate!! 👏🙌

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y/n.l/n

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tagged: yourbestfriend

y/n.l/n: in paris with my favourite girl <3

comments

yourbestfriend: i’ve missed you babes 😘😘

y/n.l/n: you mean you missed me being your sugar daddy xoxo

yourbestfriend: shhh 🤫

user8: i swear lando is in paris rn

user9: omg what if they are there together

user10: ur reaching so far rn

mclaren: 🧡

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user: i need her to come back to the paddock

liked by landonorris

user11: patiently waiting for lando’s comment

user12: not him liking the comment about her 😂

landonorris: pretty girl in a pretty place 🧡

y/n.l/n: that’s so sweet thank you 😊

liked by landonorris

maxverstappen1: bet he’s giggling and kicking his feet

oscarpiastri: probably blushing too

alex_albon: he’s definitely twirling his hair rn

landonorris: actually stfu

user13: i can't-

f1gossip

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f1gossip: lando norris has been spotted outside a paris bar getting close with a mystery woman

comments

user15: lany/n truthers rise

user16: i have been summoned

user17: now why is george being messy in the likes?!

danielricciardo: idk he’s an odd guy

user18: ariana what are you doing here 🤣

user19: it has to be y/n there are too many coincidences like they are both in paris and the drivers other have been getting involved

user20: i’ve connected the dots

user21: you haven’t connected shit

user22: people are so strange he deserves some privacy (i’m praying it’s y/n)

y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n: lazy days are the best days ☀️

comments

user23: she is so pretty

yourbestfriend: damn somebody stole my bitch 😞

y/n.l/n: you're the only one for me pooks

yourbestfriend: i wonder who that is 🧐

liked by y/n.l/n

user24: lando crying and throwing up rn

oscarpiastri: finally maybe he will stfu about you now

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user25: lily is in the likes i still have hope

user26: idk i think they got close after miami so its probs just from that and lando hasn't even liked

user25: WAIT OSCARS COMMENT

user27: i might have to join the lany/n truthers after that

user28: y/n soft launch?!?!

landonorris

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landonorris: osc ruined her soft launch but look at my pretty girl 🧡

comments

y/n.l/n: you're so cute

landonorris: stop i'm blushing in a meeting

mclaren: 🤨

y/n.l/n: oscar when i catch you oscar

oscarpiastri: please forgive me i'm so sorry i didn't know what a soft launch was 🙏

y/n.l/n: you're on thin ice piastri

lilyzneimer: we need a double date and i'll work on educating oscar

y/n.l/n: we should just go on a date xx

liked by lilyzneimer

alex_albon: SIMP 👉

georgerussell63: SIMP 👉

maxverstappen1: SIMP 👉

danielricciardo: SIMP 👉

landonorris: you're all just jealous

y/n.l/n: SIMP 👉

landonorris: y/n you're meant to be on my side

y/n.l/n: i don't want to lie though

user29: she's so messy

user30: lando has... rizz

user31: this can't be

oscarpiastri: i'm just as surprised as you

landonorris: i'll tell y/n you're being mean

yourbestfriend: she's still mine 🩷

liked by y/n.l/n

landonorris: nuh huh

user32: never beating the babygirl allegations

liked by y/n.l/n

user33: 'my pretty girl'

user34: if you look closely you can see me crying in the background

a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed any feedback is appreciated <3

[cutielando]

when in vegas | l.n.

social media au

synopsis: in which they shouldn't be left alone when in Vegas

my masterlist

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landonorris Vegas baby tagged: yourusername

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yourusername i love traveling with you <3

landonorris i love you 🫶🏻

mclaren Let's go!🧡 liked by yourusername and landonorris

mclaren also, please, BEHAVE - PR team

landonorris we'll try

yourusername i'll keep him under control

landonorris you'll be too busy to think about that 😈😈😈😈

mclaren LANDO

alex_albon please be good

landonorris not making any promises

yourusername sorry alex 🫣

oscarpiastri ...my room is next to yours...

yourusername 🫣🫣🫣

landonorris i suggest earplugs 🤭

oscarpiastri ...

charles_leclerc someone should watch over you two

yourusername not you, that's for sure

charles_leclerc why not?

landonorris you're worse than we are

charles_leclerc ...true

adam_norris_pure_electric good luck, my boy!!

landonorris thanks dad ❤️

ciscanorris take care of him yourusername

yourusername i will!!! ❤️

user1 you just know they are going to be WILD

user2 I cannot wait for the content abut these two

user3 THE COMMENTS

user4 they’re spending his birthday in Vegas together i’m not well 😭😭😭

user3 my man is getting LUCKY

maxfewtrell you seem to have lost my invite. again

landonorris nah, i just didn't want you here

yourusername babe, be nice please

maxfewtrell this is him being nice.. some friend you are

landonorris ;)

user5 max and lando bickering like siblings will forever be my favorite thing in the world

user6 NOT MCLAREN LITERALLY SCOLDING HIM HAHAHA

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yourusername being by your side and watching you do what you love the most has been my greatest accomplishment. i am so proud of everything that you do and i'm forever thankful that you chose me to be a part of your journey. happy 24th birthday baby, i love you so much and i cannot wait to see what the future holds for us ❤️ tagged: landonorris

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landonorris i wouldn't even think about doing life with anybody else. i love you so much 😩❤️

yourusername ❤️❤️

landonorris can’t wait to party with you tonight 😈

yourusername BEHAVE

landonorris 😈no

mclaren Happy birthday, Lando! We are proud of everything you do and we hope to continue being your family for many more years to come. Cheers! 🧡🧡

landonorris thank you 🧡

oscarpiastri happy birthday, mate. take it easy tonight

landonorris never 😈

oscarpiastri 🥲

yourusername i’ll keep him under control, don’t worry

landonorris you’ll be too busy to do that 😈😈

oscarpiastri THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP

georgerussell63 happy birthday, mate! 🥳 can’t wait to crush you on the track

landonorris thanks mate. you wish you had my pace

georgerussell63 your ego is through the roof

yourusername so is yours

user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE DRIVER 🧡🧡🧡🧡 WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

user2 he’s all grown up 🥹🥹

user3 i remember when he was just a little guy starting out in F1 and now look at him 😭😭😭😭

user4 he’s so fine and talented and just UGH SO PERFECT 😩😩😩 happy birthday king 🥳🥳

user5 i love their relationship so much ❤️❤️ she keeps him grounded and he’s so much happier now

maxverstappen1 happy birthday 🎉 can’t wait to get drunk tonight

landonorris 😈😈😈😈

yourusername oh Jesus

kellypiquet we’re in for a very long night

charles_leclerc i heard there’s a party?

landonorris you’re not invited

charles_leclerc :(

yourusername don’t listen to him, you’re invited and we’d love it if you came 😊

landonorris we would?

yourusername shut up

charles_leclerc yay!! 🥳🥳

mclaren if someone could please keep an eye on them, we would really appreciate it - PR team

carlossainz55 consider it done

landonorris we’re not children, you know

mclaren you certainly act like children

yourusername they’re kinda right, you know…

landonorris shh

maxfewtrell happy birthday mate. looks like you made it another year

landonorris thanks. you know you can't get rid of me

maxfewtrell no matter how hard i try

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formula1gossip MARRIAGE ALERT⁉️⁉️ Reports are saying that Lando Norris and long-time girlfriend Y/N Y/L/N have tied the knot last night during his birthday bash in Las Vegas? What do you guys think? 👀

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user1 tbh i hope it's true, they're amazing together😩

user2 i saw yoursister in the likes 👀👀👀👀

user3 yoursister GIRL WHAT DO YOU KNOW🫣

yoursister i know nothing

user3 SUCH A LIAR HAHAHA I LOVE IT🥲

mclaren sigh...🥲

user5 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING

user6 this is basically the confirmation we needed

user7 i suddenly understand why everyone keeps saying they are the biggest PR nightmare 😭😭

user8 this is the most Lando thing ever

user5 for real, like this seems the kind of wedding Lando would have

user4 i can just imagine the earful Cisca is probably giving the both of them for doing this 😭😭😭

user2 she is so gonna tear them a new one hahahaha

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yourusername & landonorris we got married last night. we don't remember much, but it was the best decision we have ever made. grateful to be starting this journey together ❤️

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mclaren Congratulations!!🧡

landonorris thanks admin 😊

yourusername also, we're sorry for the nightmare we've caused the PR department 🫢

mclaren you're cute, we'll let this one slide - PR team

georgerussell63 wild night, but happy for you guys ❤️ liked by yourusername and landonorris

maxverstappen1 i don't even remember this happening

yourusername you were drunker than everyone, you couldn't even remember your name 😂

maxverstappen1 that's not true 😠

kellypiquet you danced naked in front of the wedding venue singing "Viva Las Vegas"

alex_albon for 20 minutes straight

landonorris not the sight I wanted to remember from that night

georgerussell63 me too

alex_albon me 3

charles_leclerc me 4

carlossainz55 me 5

maxverstappen1 OK I GET IT

ciscanorris my children ❤️ you're lucky i love you

yourusername we're sorry ❤️❤️ we promise to have a proper wedding when we get back

landonorris anything for the Mrs.

yourusername 🤭OH

oscarpiastri congrats guys, thanks for taking it easy on me last night with the noise 🥳

landonorris we were too drunk

yourusername you got off easy, pastry

oscarpiastri a win is still a win

user not both of them bullying poor oscar 😭😭

alex_albon never thought you would be the first one of us to get married

yourusername we didn’t either

landonorris what can i say, i love surprising people

maxfewtrell you guys getting married was definitely not on my bucket list for the year

yourusername but you loved it nonetheless

maxfewtrell i'm just grateful you got him to settle down

landonorris she is something else

yourusername 🤭

user1 YAYAYAYAYAAY 😩😩😩

user2 MY FAVORITE COUPLE GOT MARRIED 😭😭

user3 they are so precious 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

user4 CONGRATS ❤️❤️❤️

user5 our favorite WAG is officially HERE TO STAY ❤️❤️

yoursister mom is mad you got married without us

yourusername i’m sorry :((

landonorris kinda my fault, but don’t worry. we’ll have a proper wedding soon!!

yourmother you better.

yourusername MOM, be nice to your son-in-law

yourmother don’t push it, young lady

landonorris yes ma’am 🫡🫡

francisca.cgomes a truly wonderful night 🥳 CONGRATULATIONS DARLINGS!!!❤️❤️❤️

yourusername we love you !!! ❤️

lilymhe i’m sorry i couldn’t be there, but i’m really happy for you guys !! ❤️

yourusername don’t worry, you’ll come to our other wedding ❤️

user6 imagine saying OTHER WEDDING 😩😩

user7 i cannot wait to see their wedding 😭😭❤️

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mclaren Mr. and Mrs. Norris everyone! Even though their wedding came as a surprise to us as well, we could never be mad at these two! 🧡 tagged: yourusername and landonorris

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yourusername we love you guys !! 🧡🧡

landonorris thanks for the papaya post-wedding cake

mclaren was it delicious?

yourusername it was 🤩

user1 not McLaren posting them 😭😭

user2 they are just one big happy family🥹🥹

user3 MY PARENTS😩❤️❤️

charles_leclerc you're so milking this wedding

landonorris fame is fame

yourusername excuse me? 😠

charles_leclerc great job making her mad from day 2

landonorris you know i didn't mean it like that babe !!

yourusername you're treading on thin ice, mister

georgerussell63 how did y/n, the down-to-earth one, agree to this?

yourusername vodka might have been involved in my decision making process 🤐

landonorris and my good looks also played a part

georgerussell63 good to know that's all it takes

carmenmmundt don't get any ideas

maxfewtrell where is my slice of cake?

landonorris lost in the mail

maxfewtrell ...

yourusername don't worry max, i saved you a slice

landonorris i thought that was extra for me :((

maxfewtrell get your head out of your arse for once, mate

mclaren we'll get you another cake landonorris

user4 the way he has the McLaren staff wrapped around his little finger amazes me 🫣

user5 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND😭😭😭😭😭

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yourusername & landonorris due to popular demand, we present to you, again, Mr. and Mrs. Norris

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mclaren Congratulations guys!🧡🧡 liked by yourusername and landonorris

ciscanorris beautiful wedding, we love you so much❤️❤️❤️

yourusername we love you guys too !!!! thank you for making our day special🫶🏻🫶🏻

maxfewtrell great wedding, glad to see i was invited to this one at least

landonorris don’t be condescending

yourusername sorry maxie :)) you know we love you

charles_leclerc beautiful wedding, well done y/n 👏

yourusername thank you charles <3

landonorris i helped too...

charles_leclerc sure you did

carlossainz55 very beautiful ceremony, i loved the cake particularly 🫣

landonorris you thought bringing a Ferrari-themed wedding cake to my wedding was a good idea?

yourusername i thought it was delicious

carlossainz55 i rest my case

user1 SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I’M SOBBING 😭😭😭😭🥹😭🥹🥹🥹

user2 seeing him so happy makes me want to cry 😭❤️❤️❤️

zbrownceo Congratulations to my boy Lando, I hope you and Y/N have a wonderful life together!🧡

landonorris thank you zak 🧡🧡

yourusername we appreciate everything you’ve done for us Zak!!🧡

zbrownceo Thank you for taking care of our boy 🧡

user3 ZAK CALLING LANDO “HIS BOY” 😭😭

user4 YOUR HONOR, you don’t understand how in love i am with them 🥹🥹🥹

maxverstappen1 thankfully i remember this wedding

yourusername thank you for making an effort max

landonorris surprising on all fronts

francisca.cgomes OMG YOU LOOKED SO GOOD 😭😭😭 so grateful to have been by your side on your special day ❤️❤️

yourusername OH MY LOVE ❤️❤️❤️ thank you for everything you did for me ❤️❤️❤️

lilymhe truly such a magical night ❤️❤️ so happy for you guys

yourusername thank you lils ❤️❤️

alex_albon i still can't believe you're married

landonorris bro, we've had 2 weddings, you better start believing

yourusername stop living in denial, alex

yoursister ❤️❤️❤️ if he hurts you, i will fight him

yourusername he won't. if he does, i'll fight him myself

landonorris ...so much violence...

user5 i can now die happy❤️

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[w2soneshots]

Accident -KSI

words: 0.7k+

warnings: angst, skiing accident, hospitals, recovery.

summary: when abroad skiing for a sidemen video you have an accident and everyone’s worried about you.

notes: I love this request and I feel like JJ is such a cutie so he would definitely react like this💞. I hope you enjoy my loves!!😊🫶🏼

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y/username: how it started vs how it's going😭

-comments-

ksi: ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

freyanightingale: my poor girl🥺

y/nfanpage21: omfg what happened? Are you ok?

user31083649: isn't she filming for a sidemen vid?

-> user29736105: yea. I'm not sure if they'll post it now tho🤷‍♂️

"Shit! Babe, are you okay?!" JJ shouted, racing over to me. I could barely hear him. My ears were ringing and my head hurt. "y/n? y/n can you hear me? Answer me!" He scrambled as I began to come back into consciousness. "I'm ok." I croaked. My voice coming out much more quiet than I thought it would. "Fucking hell! You scared the shit out of me." I tried to sit up, a sharp pain spread through my leg. I hissed. JJ started to panic for a second time. "Don't move! What is it? Your leg?" I nodded. "Ok I'm gonna call an ambulance."

It felt a little bit like a blur after that. I was rushed to the nearby hospital where they completely checked me over. Almost an hour after we arrived the doctor came back with the results of their tests. "So, you have a concussion which is most likely from the impact of the fall and is the reason you blacked out. Your leg is severely bruised since that was what you landed on but nothing is broken. You are very lucky." She explained sweetly. A weight lifted from my shoulders. JJ let out a relived breath. "Thank you." I smiled. "You'll need to rest and take it easy for the next few weeks but you should be just fine."

We flew home the next day and I was treated like a complete princess. JJ cancelled everything in order to take care of me. I slept, watched reality tv, cuddled with our little dog and ate the food JJ brought to me, which mostly consisted of uber eats since I'm usually the cook. Yinka (JJ's mum) came round to bring me some home cooked food and to make sure that I was okay, which was really sweet. I got many texts from all of my friends along with the boys who were really concerned when they saw I'd had an accident.

I wasn't initially supposed to be going on the trip but Vik became Ill so they asked if I could step in last minute, since every time I go on there channel the video does really well. I agreed and we left for the airport the next day.

I spent the first day on the bad team with Simon and Harry which they both felt bad about but I'm really close with Simon since I've known him for so many years so I wasn't that bothered. I had to spend the night in a tiny room with them, me on the top bunk. Then JJ and Harry swapped so I ended up remaining on the bad team with Simon and JJ, I wasn't really mad though because I can't ski and I'd rather have the funny experience with JJ.

Then only one hour in I lost control and practically rolled off of a small snowy cliff. I landed in the snow after only falling about three metres but I was going full speed, doing something I wasn't familiar with. They asked if I wanted the video to be cancelled and I told them that was ridiculous. I fell on the last day and wasn't injured that badly plus the whole thing was caught on camera so it was great content.

"I'm seriously so glad you're ok. I was really worried for a second." JJ said quietly as he gently ran his hand through my hair. I yawned as we were about to go to sleep. "Could you imagine if I had died? I can see the headlines now, 'KSI's girlfriend dies while filming sidemen Sunday'" I played it out with my hands. He chuckled. "I love you. Good night." He kissed my forehead. I nuzzled closer into his shoulder. "I love you too." I whispered as I drifted off to sleep.

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y/username: thank you for your lovely messages but I'm ok, just realised I'm shit at skiing😘

-comments-

miniminter: committed to the content

-> y/username: a little too committed😂

taliamar: side note: you look stunning!

y/nfanpage21: I'm glad she's alive x

user71209374: the puppy🥹💕

[socialfakes]

the devils in the details- luke hughes

chapter 2; part 4: ziggy & copacabana

nhl x platonic!fem!reader

eventual luke hughes x fem!reader

nico hischier x fem!reader

the masterlist

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yourinstagram | as promised, here is proof that i still have ziggy 😊 and to make sure he’s not lonely, we got stardust (his new brother) ❤   tagged: lhughes_06, trevorzegras

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trevorzegras i never had a doubt 😊 and did you say ‘we’ then tag luke? 🧐  | yourinstagram yeah he was with me when i bought the polar bear  | trevorzegras so that would make him the father?  | yourinstagram if he’s the father of stardust, does that make you the father of ziggy? 🤨  | trevorzegras you’re damn right it does!😏 | yourinstagram i have full custody ❤

nicohischier ziggy has bed privileges & it’s insane 😂  | yourinstagram someone sounds jealous 😉❤

jackhughes ziggy & stardust? really?  | yourinstagram yeah. got a problem? 😂

lhughes_06 we agreed on shared custody, right?  | yourinstagram luke, you live in the room across from mine. there's no point in shared custody 😂

_quinnhughes guess i'm gonna have to get you a stuffed animal so you won’t forget me 👀  | yourinstagram i could never forget you ❤

user14 are you back with luke and jack?  | yourinstagram yes. got back today

user07 what’s it like living with 2 of the hottest guys ever?  | yourinstagram it’s chaotic 😂 just kidding. they’re literally the best 😊

bboeser we miss you already over on the west coast 😔

user05 these are the cutest stuffed animals i have ever seen 😍

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yourinstagram | alexa, play copacabana 🎶🥥   tagged: jackhughes, _quinnhughes

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jackhughes can’t tell if you like the picture or if you’re making fun of us  | yourinstagram always making fun of you specifically jack 😉

lhughes_06 where was i?  | yourinstagram inside the whole time probably  | lhughes_06 right 🙄

elblue6 I love that song!

bboeser a lake house memory?  | yourinstagram yes sir

user03 they’re so cute omg  | yourinstagram for real

user12 please post more hughes content. It seems like you have the best pics of them 😊  | yourinstagram lucky for you I have a whole folder on my phone filled with blackmail pictures of not only them, but some of our friends as well 😉

colecaufield this was my first summer at the lake house 😊

jamie.drysdale you’re lame  | yourinstagram well ouch 🥺😔💔

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yourinstagram | trying to figure out how to become a palm tree 🌴🤔

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bboeser i'm sorry, WHAT?!?

_quinnhughes tf? should we be concerned?

jackhughes you know i support you in everything you do but i think i need to draw the line somewhere 😂

lhughes_06 i'll join you in this journey 🌴

nicohischier your humor is top tier, babe ❤

user12 we should be concerned, right?

tdemko30 what are you going on about now? thought you were trying to figure out how to become a leprechaun 😂

trevorzegras wow that’s wild y/n

elblue6 you okay sweetie? 😲

user08 love how luke supports her and ellen is genuinely concerned 😂

jamie.drysdale all that coconut water has gone to your head darling 🙃

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[nahoney22]

Honeybunch, my beloved 💚💚💚

Congratulations on your 4,000 followers!!! That's so amazing, and you deserve so many more for your talented writing 🥰

You were one of my earlier moots when I joined Tumblr and entered The Clone Wars fandom. You've been so kind to me and helped me get started writing my first reader fic! I'll always be grateful for your advice and encouragement you gave me 🥺

So, here I am, super excited to be part of your 4,000 follower celebration 🤩

I'm sending in my first request! I restled with this one because I couldn't decide which clone I wanted, so you may see me again in your ask box 😁

I have to choose my beloved Fives for this one 💙 He will always be my favorite.

SFW, please, and I'm thinking of some super fluffy vibes, but not overly sappy.

I don't know if you've seen the movie Elemental, but the way Wade looks at Ember with just this awestruck and dumbfounded face is what I'm thinking. He just thinks everything she does is amazing and that she is amazing.

A couple prompts that I saw that fit this are: "You're a beautiful person, inside and out", "sometimes I look at you and wonder how I got so lucky", "everytime I see you, I fall in love all over again", and "you take my breath away".

I hope this is enough information to evoke the vibe I'm thinking of 😅

As always, feel free to toss out my ask if it's not vibing with you! If it is a vibe, then I can't wait to see what you come up with 🤩 Take all the time you need! I'm in no rush 😊

Please and thank you, with love 💚

@the-bad-batch-baroness

4000 Prompt List Celebration

Fives X F!Reader

word count: 682

SFW

prompts:

“You take my breath away.”

“Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.”

warnings: none, fluff! Established relationship, female reader.

authors note: BESTIE! Thank you for sending this request in. It’s a little short but I hope it’s sweet enough (not too smushy)

Wiping the sweat from your brow, the noonday surge of customers had hit your cozy little bakery with the force of an oncoming train. As patrons snatched up every delectable morsel you had to offer, you swiftly replenished the counter, meticulously tidied the tables, and swept the floor in anticipation of the next wave of customers.

With a sigh of relief, you stretched your fatigued muscles, but a knock at the window immediately seized your attention. A wide smile graced your lips as you locked eyes with your boyfriend, Fives.

You signaled for him to enter, and with the shop now relatively tranquil, housing only a couple of patrons tucked away in a corner, you leaped into his arms. He spun you around, both of you enveloped in joyful laughter.

"Hey, babe," he chuckled, gently placing you back on solid ground and leaving a tender kiss on your lips. "Are you busy?"

"Not anymore," you beamed, moving back behind the counter, and gesturing to the array of delectable confections. "Just survived the lunch rush. Hungry?"

"That depends," he said with a mischievous grin, "is it on the house?"

"For you? Never."

He rolled his eyes and playfully leaned his arms on the counter. "Oh, how you wound me, pretty girl.”

Responding with a mischievous smile, you swiftly turned around and fetched a bag of treats that you had thoughtfully prepared in advance. You were well aware that Fives had been spending a lot of time patrolling the streets of Coruscant lately (whether it was to escape duty and visit your workplace was a matter of speculation). So, you had taken it upon yourself to assemble a bag of sweet delights for him.

Placing the bag on the counter, you folded your arms smugly across your chest as he raised a curious eyebrow and peered inside. Instantly, a grin lit up his face, and he leaned closer to you. "Have I ever told you that every time I see you, I fall in love all over again?"

Matching his stance, you leaned over your side of the counter. "All the time."

"And my point will forever stand," he declared, stealing a quick kiss before straightening up and tucking the bag under his arm. "I see you've even packed something for Jesse... should I be jealous?"

"Not at all," you laughed, sensing his feigned offense. "It saves you two from getting reprimanded if you're caught coming in here. Again," you reminded him with a knowing look.

Sheepishly, he rubbed the back of his neck, his mind drifting back to the memory of Obi-Wan catching him and Jesse indulging in secret snacks in the back corner of the bakery. They had received an earful, but if it meant seeing you, he'd willingly go through it all over again. "In that case, I should shoot off."

You walked around the counter and approached him, extending your arms, and he didn't hesitate to pull you into a warm, tight embrace. After a moment, he released you, cupped your cheeks, and sighed almost dreamily.

"You take my breath away," he cooed, playfully squishing your cheeks before sharing a gentle kiss with you. You couldn't help but giggle against his prolonged and unbroken kiss, pushing on his shoulders until he stumbled back, acting dazed and spinning around like a lovesick character in an animated holofilm. Idiot.

"I'll see you soon," he called from the door, giving you a quick wave.

Before he completely departed, he turned to steal one last glance at you, his gaze filled with unmistakable affection. His feelings were genuine; he had never adored anyone as deeply as he adored you. Your presence made his heart race uncontrollably, and a constant smile seemed to have taken residence on his face. Even during work, his thoughts were consumed by you.

You caught him staring and asked, "What are you gawking at?"

"Someone beautiful," he replied with a heartfelt sincerity, his eyes locked onto yours.

As he eventually disappeared from sight, you couldn't help but think that you should probably prepare another bag of treats, just in case.

Masterlist

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[sky-casino]

off the beaten path

pro hero!bakugo x journalist fem!reader

genre: fluff

wc: 613

a/n: requested by anon yesterday! hope you like it 😊

it's getting late into the night and you're reading a book on the bed that you share with your boyfriend-of-5-years—the pro hero dynamight—bakugo katsuki.

you flip a page as you enjoy the aromatherapy emanating by your lavender-scented candle, when you hear the door to your apartment open and close. he's finally home.

after quickly bookmarking page and putting down the book, you excitedly welcome bakugo home.

"woah. you look rough, as expected. i saw the news." you help him take off his coat.

"yeah. fucking villains took that entire cruise ship hostage."

"i wanted to go there and cover the incident so bad, you have no idea."

"absolutely not. you've been tirelessly working with almost no rest since i met you five years ago. we agreed that it's finally time for you to get a full rest for at least a year. you know that, babe." bakugo said, having to interrupt himself from removing his shoes to look you in the eye.

"yes, sir. i know that. but you have to understand, i'm a journali-"

"you're a passionate journalist who have put her own life at risk to cover and report happenings in real time. that's what made me fall for you, after all. remember when i had to save you a couple of times because you overstepped boundaries?" he smirked at you before sipping from his can of beer fresh from the refrigerator.

"yeah, i perfectly remember the times when the grumpy pro hero dynamight had to rush and save me." you say dreamily with your hands clasped on your chest, mimicking how disney princesses act and earning a chuckle from bakugo.

"come here." you pat the couch in front of you.

bakugo obliged without a word, only a smile. he knows it's his favorite part of the day.

you massage his shoulders slowly and with just the right amount of pressure, firm but gentle. the mesmerizing sensation causing bakugo to close his eyes.

he then took your left hand and brought it to his lips, holding it there for a full minute as he kissed it, inhaling its vanilla scent that came from your favorite hand lotion that he bought for you.

"you know i'm not the only one here who's been overworking. i listened to you when you told me to take a break, it's now your turn to listen to me. you should also take your own advice."

"pro hero work can't afford breaks, you know that." sleepiness evident in his voice.

"i'm not saying to take a long and complete rest like what i'm having currently, even just one week away from the city and the chaos would immensely rejuvenate you. i'll plan everything, don't worry. just tell me when you're free."

he gently taps your hands, wordlessly telling you that you can already stop the massage, he knows your hands are already starting to ache.

you snuggled next to him on the couch, reveling in his warmth and musky scent.

"hmm.. alright. okay. let's go to a beach next week."

you squeal and embrace him tightly. honestly, you didn't expect that he'd oblige so easily hence your excitement.

"great! leave everything to me. i'll pick the best beach for us. we'll go somewhere off the beaten path."

"i'm so lucky to have you."

you're taken aback by his words and you can't help but think that you're lucky too. lucky that you're the only one in this world who gets to see this soft, loving, and smiley side of the wild and loud pro hero dynamight.

"i'm lucky to have you too." you say before snuggling into his broad and sturdy chest.

[naivesilver]

Heyooooooo I've come to pester your ask box tonight 😊💖 Feel free to pick one of these but could I perhaps request either 2. from the father and son w/ the Marco/Leona fam (whoever the characters are from those guys is up to you <3) or ❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜ from 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 w/ either Pierrot and Eugene or Lampwick and Pinocchio? Have a lovely dayyy 🫶

OH WOW WHAT A SURPRISE 🙃🙃🙃💗💗💗 tyyyy

Father And Son Prompts

2. B falls asleep on A and A doesn't want to move, because moving when you have a sleeping kid on you is like moving when you have a sleeping kitten on your lap, right? (Bonus points if someone else comes in an teases A about it.)

"You sure you don't want to head to bed with me in a few minutes?"

"Leona," Marco laments, straining to keep the laughter out of his voice, "my heart, I can't move."

She scoffs good-heartedly, by all intents and purposes still bent to her knitting. "Excuses, excuses. They're not babes- you can shake them off and they'll be fine, those big oafs."

"That would be very rude, wouldn't it?"

Leaning against his shoulder, Pierrot mutters in his sleep, blissfully unaware that they're talking about him. The TV program the boys agreed to mustn't have been as entertaining as they'd hoped - they dozed off not long after it started, one pressed to his side, the other, Marco's own son, with his head pillowed on his father's lap. They are resting so peacefully, the idea of moving them almost feels like a heresy, even though it's a school night and they would be much more comfortable in their own beds.

And Marco doesn't really want to move them, besides. They won't be this young and at ease around him forever, after all - they'll be grown before he knows it, running after their own dreams, too old and big to cuddle up to their father in this fashion. Better he soaks in the attention now, before it's too late...or before Pierrot starts snoring, at least.

When he breaks out of this wistful thinking, however, he finds Leona looking at him for real this time around, her eyes soft over the rim of her reading glasses. "What?"

"I love you," Leona says, with disarming simplicity, so much that Marco's heart skips a beat at the sound of it, though it's hardly the first time he's heard those words. "And I'm glad they feel the same as well. You're good to them, dear."

"I love you too," Marco replies, a hand on Pinocchio's hair and the other arm still tucked in Pierrot's loose grip. He has never been among the wealthiest of men, but in this precise moment he feels rich as never before. "And them. I'm very lucky."

"As am I. But that still doesn't mean you should let them use you as pillow and leave me in a cold bed, you silly man."

"Oh, I would never dare."

[zukkaart]

may i request red (2012) with sokkla? i’m hoping for the lucky ones hehe😊

Hellooo my lovelies I apologize for the delay. Unfortunately the government shutdown directly affects me so I was dealing with that, but I'm back! Lucky ones would be cute but as fate would have it - the shuffle decided on none other than "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" (Taylor's Version) for the prompt game! (Deciding if I wanted to do Sokka or Azula as the narrator was a very hard decision)

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"That's it! I've had enough Sokka! I asked you for space and you can't even give me that!" Azula screamed in her boyfriend's face. She still called him that even if it was in the absolute loosest sense of the word.

"Space? Babe, it's been months. How much space do you need? I showed up here because I'm worried about you." "I'm fine. Now get out-" "'Zula-" "Out!"

Sokka knew that she wasn't going to let him get another word in. So, he followed her finger back through the still-open doorway. He sailed for weeks and now he was turning back around, having been in Caldera for less than an hour at this point.

Well, if he was there he thought maybe he should get some advice. So he set off to find Zuko's room. He knew the last few years since being crowned had been busy for Zuko, but he was his closest friend. A friend who would surely flambe him if he found out that Sokka came and left without so much as a hello.

He followed muscle memory deep in to the heart of the palace, and placed a sharp rap upon the familiar door.

"Zhu, I told you to tell my uncle I don't need and 'special tea'-" Zuko opened the door with an exasperated expression on his face. One that instantly melted to a mix of relief, shock, and excitement upon recognizing the darker boys features.

"Sokka!" The Firelord all but threw himself in to Sokka's arms. Sokka was happy to oblige. It had been almost a year since he'd seen Zuko.

"Wha-what are you doing here?" He asked, pulling away but still hanging on to him loosely, as if he couldn't believe he was actually there.

"I had to see Azula. Zuko she's driving me insane! I love her but... Agni I don't know anymore." Zuko dropped his hands then with a knowing smile. He then turned on his heel and beckoned Sokka to follow him back in to his room. They walked through all the way to a small balcony with a small table and tea set for one. Zuko quickly pulled out another cup and gestured for him to sit.

"So what started it this time?" Zuko inquired, picking up his tea nonchalantly. Sokka leaned forward and placed his face in his hands, groaning in frustration.

"She sent me a letter," He reached down and pulled a piece of paper from his pocket, it was worn along the creases and soft on the edges from where Sokka had taken to rubbing it as a nervous habit at sea. He tossed it to Zuko.

The older boy examined the letter before quickly reading it. He crinkled his nose and scoffed. Sokka lifted his head then.

"What is it?" "I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change?" Zuko read the line mockingly in a weirdly accurate impression of his sister. "What's wrong with that?" "Azula never changes. She learns sure, but never changes. She is who she's been for her entire life, and if you're still wallowing under the assumption that she can- I think you should manage your expectations,"

Sokka took a long sip of his tea, unsure of how to respond to his friends emotionless assessment of the situation. Maybe the fire siblings were more alike than he thought.

"What happened then?" Zuko broke the silence. "I radioed her that night, we talked and it seemed like she actually did change. Then the next night I called her again, which I guess is like noon here? She freaked out on me! Told me I was smothering her and had no respect for her schedule blah blah blah-" Sokka got so frustrated explaining the situation that he had to stop.

Zuko gave him a carefully contemplative expression, but gave him room to continue when he was ready.

"She told me she hated me, I said the same. It was a mess. Then the next morning she calls and tells me she loves me for the first time. I got on a ship that afternoon, and here I am."

"Honestly it seems like all you guys do is fight, break up, call it off, rinse and repeat" Zuko said while pouring the both of them another cup of tea.

"Ugh I know!" Sokka basically slammed his forehead down on the table in frustration, and left it there, staring blankly at the blurry wood. "I don't know what to do Zuko. I know long distance is hard but even when we're together it's the same thing. Only instead of hanging up the phone she slams her door and turns up her record player as loud as it will go."

Zuko winced slightly in understanding. That's how Mai was when they were younger, but the two women's motivations were in no way the same so that wasn't a helpful thought.

"Sokka. I'm just gonna level with you." Sokka didn't lift his head. "This thing between you two is never going to work. I know you want to protect and take care and help her, but she's not that type of person. She wants to be able to just call on you when she feels like having a relationship, and that's not the type of person you are."

"Never say never" Sokka grumbled, but didn't entirely disagree. Zuko huffed.

"Sokka, promise me that if you guys get back together that it will be the last time. I can't take seeing both my best friend and my sister miserable. Especially because of each other."

The water tribe man lifted his head finally to look his friend in the eye. "Okay. You've got a point. I'm practical, I know this isn't helping either of us. Maybe if we lived together, but that's not feasible," Zuko nodded in agreement. "Okay," Sokka resolved "This is the last try, if I can't make her see the reality of the situation then I'll end it."

"Good," Zuko settled back into his chair with a small triumphant smile.

~~~

"Azula?" Sokka made his way back to Azula's room later that night. She opened the door right away.

"Sokka," Her smile was timid but surprisingly open. Sokka opened his arms for her to fall in to. She did. "I'm sorry" Azula murmured in to his chest. "I know," He stroked her hair gently, "Let's go sit down. We should talk."

So they did. The odd couple talked late into the night. Sokka was up front and honest with her about everything, he told her about his 'last try' resolution. She agreed, but he couldn't tell if she was also being fully honest with him.

"So, tell me what I can do to make this work. You have to communicate with me," The pair were now eating a late dinner that to some could be considered breakfast.

"You know I have a hard time communicating Sokka," "I know. But if this is going to work then you have to tell me what you need, and I'll tell you what I need. We can move forward from there."

She reluctantly nodded her concession.

"Okay," Azula started. "I'm still working through my mental health, I need space sometimes. Especially if I'm doing a lot of trauma work, I don't always have the energy to talk or write."

"That's fair, but 'Zula you can't do that for months at a time. I need a radio, a letter, something so that I know we're still together and you're okay. I help Katara and the others with theirs, I can help you too if you let me... or at least talk to me,"

A look of rage passed across her face and Sokka knew he had said something wrong, but he wasn't sure what.

"That's the problem!" Azula stood from the table and threw her hands in the air. "I don't need your help Sokka! I don't need you to save me! I can take care of myself!" She was pacing now. Sokka stood too.

"Baby I'm not trying to save you. I'm trying to be there for you- that's what people in a relationship are supposed to do. Be there for each other, support each other."

She said nothing, but her shoulders rose and fell as though she was breathing heavily so as to not flip out. She calmed down after a few moments.

"Maybe I don't know what a normal relationship is supposed to look like," Her eyes were trained on the floor but her words didn't waiver.

"Then let me teach you," Sokka stepped forward and reached for her hand. Her rage returned as her hand became wreathed in flame.

"I don't need you to teach me! I'm not stupid!" "Azula that's not what I-" "I don't want to hear it! You're just like Ty Lee. 'little Azula', 'broken Azula', 'Azula that has to be taught everything about how normal people are supposed to act'. Well what if I don't want to act like that?!" Her volume and fire heightened with every phrase.

"Then you're going to keep hurting the people who love you," Sokka answered honestly. He was always honest with her. This only seemed to enrage her more. The flame guttered and went out, but as quick as she did- she grabbed the steak knife off the table and threw it at him.

He dodged, he knew it wouldn't have hit him even if he hadn't, but it didn't matter at this point. He turned on his heel and strode directly toward the door, not bothering to take his half-eaten dinner with him.

"That's it? You're just going to give up?" She snarled. That made him stop. He didn't fully face her but he turned his head slightly as he spoke, one hand on the doorframe.

"No Azula, I came here because I didn't want to give up, but if you're graduating to physical threats then there's nothing her for me to save," She said nothing in response. So he left.

~~~

The next morning Sokka had said his goodbyes to Zuko after telling him what happened. Zuko had looked mad but not surprised at his sister's actions. He didn't bother asking if Sokka was okay, he knew they had both survived much worse.

So, Sokka was walking up the final gangplank that would take him back to the South Pole. The next time he returned it would be for diplomatic reasons only. The direct heat of Agni was beginning to make breathing normally difficult. One more reason for Sokka to leave as quickly as possible.

He heard the plank being unhooked behind him when- "Wait!" A familiar voice shouted, he spun to see her so fast it almost hurt. She was sprinting up the plank and planted herself directly before him, not quite standing on the deck.

"Sokka. Please don't go." His face hardened into a scowl. "And why shouldn't I?" He crossed his arms "Because I still love you," He weighed her words for a moment, then her expression. There wasn't an ounce of regret in them. Sincerity? Maybe. But unfortunately that wasn't enough.

"Azula, this is exhausting." He told her honestly. "This relationship- if you can even call it that- had drained me emotionally and mentally, I have no more to give you if you aren't going to give in return," His words surprised them both.

"What are you saying?" "I'm saying we are never getting back together...ever. Now get off the plank before you fall."

He was going to pay for that last comment when he told Katara about it. Zuko and her would undoubtedly be frantically corresponding about this whole event long before he reached home. He decided that was none of his business. He knew that at least for now- he had made the right decision.

The plank was brought aboard. The sails dropped. They began to sail away. He went to the edge and looked back at the shore against his better judgement. Azula was still there, getting smaller and smaller.

He thought she might have said something, but he couldn't hear it.

"ever"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wow ok this was way more emo than I meant it to be lol but I hope you enjoy anyway. I have one more Sokkla request in my inbox so I promise to make that one cute. Much love

[evansbby]

I'm so late but I just have to talk about my DILF story because I need y'all to know while many (maybe most tbh) DILFs are trash, there are some good ones out here!!!!

Okay so first of all you gotta meet the DILF organically and not on any dating app! Obviously my friends and many women have had bad experiences with even the DILFs they randomly met IRL but you still have a better chance than on Hinge so remember that babes <3 Put yourself out there and pray hard 😭

I met my DILF through friends of friends. I'm lucky enough to be friends with rich people who are popular and know everyone soooo I'm always meeting and interacting with all kinds of people. My friends are also freaky AF so meeting old men is a norm 😭 Atp, I don't even ask how tf they know these people lol. I'm just here for a good time!!!!

So a few years ago, I met this one DILF and he was unlike any guy I'd ever met (I never expected to meet a guy so amazing, seriously). First, I quickly realised he was autistic like me (my friends don't agree because they been hurt but autistic men do it better 😌). We automatically clicked and we became really close friends instantly. I was 21 when we first met and he was 39.

He has triplets but his ex wife (here's where I kinda got the ick: they were childhood sweethearts and dated their whole lives and I have dealt with too many men like that to not know better 😖) has full custody of the kids and are raising them with her fiancé at the time (they've been married a long time now), one of the men she had been cheating on him with and the one who got her pregnant 😗.

Anywayz he had been divorced for a few years already but I was sooooo scaredddd. We had insane sexual tension between us from day 1 that we tried to deny but we also had this friendship and bond..I didn't know what to do. And my friends weren't helpful 😒 They just wanted me to hop on his dick and get over with it smh.

One day a horny demon possessed me and I just started kissing him while I was chilling at his house 🙈 (I also stopped having sex when he entered my life sooo there's that). He kissed me back really hesitantly. Like he would kiss me passionately for a few seconds and then just stop as I kissed him all over his face and neck. After some time of him doing that, he pushed me off of his lap and said he doesn't wanna take advantage of me I'm much too younger than him etc (I was 23 and he was 41). Girlllll the horniness was really in control cause I really told this man "You can take advantage of me all you want" 😭 which left him speechless lmao

We ended up talking it out though haha and after centuries of me telling him "Yes I want this I want you the age gap isn't a big deal" we scheduled a date. The first date happened and he wasn't gonna have sex with me until a while after to show how much he respects me (his words) but I begged him like crazy 🙈 and after the first few dates where I was a huge tease hehe we made love in his bedroom. TMI but he was the first man I've ever met (didn't know they even existed....) to spend most of the time eating me out front and behind 🏃‍♀️ He worshipped my body and the foreplay was insane he really kissed all over my body so slowly and gently I came by the time he was making out with my thighs🏃‍♀️ He focused on me the entire time I knew I had to wife him up 😊😚

So we're married now. Really betraying my people for this beautiful white man 😖 We recently agreed that we wanna have kids soon 😌 So remember girlies you gotta manifest and believe in yourself. You can and will find a good DILF 🧚‍♂️

Your high standards will bring good things 💞 I have had the worst experiences with men you could ever think of and I was still able to meet my soulmate 😚 It will happen for you all I promise!!!!

WELL DAMN

Yeah, I think you hit the lottery with this rich and thoughtful dilf who sounds like he’s AMAZING in bed too 😭😭😭 OKAY WERK MISS Y/N

Also I’ve noticed so many of y’all are the ones who make the first move! I love that for you guys! Personally I’ve never made the first move bc I have the crippling fear of being rejected !! 🤠🤠 BUT MAYBE I SHOULD START MAKING THE FIRST MOVE SINCE IT HAS WORKED FOR SO MANH OF YOU 😂🥹

[fangirlstorycreator]

I was the one to request John liking us when we are married I meant in like he's in love with us

Of course 😊 thank you for the request 💚

Kk3: ever since you got married to Terry, married life had been better than you thought it could be. He was always so happy to be around you, constantly calling you wifey, and showing off his wedding ring. One day, you visit him at work to give him a packed lunch he forgot at the house. "Babe? Are you hear?" You call out when you enter the dojo. "Baby!" Came Terry's voice as he happily bounds over to you, giving you a big hug. "What brings you hear baby?" "I was just about to do some shopping when I saw that you left your lunch in the kitchen. So I thought I'd drop it off for you" he kisses you happily, you can even feel his smile through the kiss. "You are the best baby, or should I say wifey" "you call me that all the time terry" "because your my wife! And I love it. I will be right back, I'll just pop this in the fridge around the back. Kissing you on the cheek, he quickly makes his way out of the room. As you wait for him, John walks in. "Hey Y/N" "hey John, how are you?" "Yeh I'm good thanks. You hear to see Terry?" "Yeh I just popped in to give him the lunch he forgot. I'll be out of your hair in a moment" he starts walking towards you. "Ah, there's no need to go yet, I missed your company" "oh, that's nice to say" he is now very close to you, but it makes you uncomfortable. "You know Y/N, I never knew what you saw in terry" "uhh, what?" "Hes so childish, and immature. Someone like you deserves a man...like me..." you cant belive your ears! Is John really coming on to you? "What the hell John? I'm married to Terry! YOUR best friend!" Your now backed up against the wall as he gets closer. "Come on Y/N, let me show you what your missing..." he tries to reach out to you, but you smack him right in the face, just as Terry walks in. "John! Are you seriously trying it on with my wife?!" He shouts as he storms over to us and stands infront of me, blocking me from john. "She slapped me Terry! And your angry at me?" "You tried it on with my wife! You deserved that slap! Dont you ever come near her again" Terry puts his arm around you and guides you out of the dojo. "I cant belive him! How dare he do that to you! I'm sorry he did that baby" "Terry it's alright. He got what he deserves, and I would never ever do that to you" "i know baby, i love you" "I love you too"

CK: you and Terry had just got back from your honeymoon, and had spent 2 days relaxing at home before either of you had to go back to work. One afternoon, John popped around for a chat and coffee. You were reading in your room at the time and didnt realise John was there, so when you went to the kitchen to grab a drink, your surprised to see Terry and John chatting with a coffee. "Oh! Hey john, I didnt know you were hear" "hey Y/N, yeh I just wanted to come by and see how the newlyweds weds are" "oh were great. The hotel was right by the beach and the sea was so beautiful. I spent so much time swimming in the sea and watching all the wildlife" Terry then says "it was a struggle getting her out of the water most of the time" "I love the sea, what can I say" you both chuckle, you kiss him on the cheek and proceed to make yourself a drink. "Oh John, I was going to show you the photos, I'll be right back" Terry leaves the kitchen and heads to the bedroom, leaving you and John on your own. "So Y/N, did you enjoy yourself?" "Yes I did. The honeymoon was so lovely. But it's even nicer knowing that I married my best friend. I dont know how I got so lucky. I love him so much" John just frowns and looks to the table. "You know something Y/N....things could have been a lot diffrent" "what do you mean John?" He looks you right in the eye. "I could have given you everything" your very confused, why was he saying this? "John? What are you talking abou-" "it should have been me Y/N! It should have been ME sharing my life with you" he stands up and walks very close to you, you take a step back, not liking this side of John. "John, this is crazy, your not thinking straight-" "it's not crazy Y/N, I've wanted you for so long, why? Why did you have to marry him?!" "John, please stay away from me, I dont like you in that may. I love terry" "why?!" The room is silent, as Terry walks back in, standing right behind John. "I really thought I knew you John. It seems I was wrong" "Terry, listen i-" "your seriously trying it on with my wife? How could you? You know she means the world to me and you betray mine and Y/Ns trust but doing this?" "Terry...you dont deserve her!" As quick as a flash, Terry gets John in a headlock and leads him to the front door. Opening the door, he kicks him through and out onto the path. "If I ever see you, or witness you speak or approach Y/N again, I will show you no mercy! Get away from our house!" John stares you both down, then gets up and storms away from the house. Closing the door behind him, you pull Terry in for a hug. "Terry I'm so sorry that happened. I honestly didnt know John was going to say that. Hes unbelievable! I love you and I would never-" your cut off by Terry pulling you in, and kissing you very passionately. When you both take a breath, he looks deep into your eyes. "I love you with all my heart Y/N. I know you would never do anything with john, or any other man. I trust you with my life and would never distrust you. John really over stepped the mark tonight. I hate him for how he spoke to you and mad you feel. I will never let that asshole back in this house again"

[lokisgoodgirl]

Babes! I have returned to show you the results!

Behold...my "ritual shrine of Loki Funkos" and marvel posters behind it (I collected the Funkos overtime, it's part of a hobby)

I put Loki and mobius together of course (LOKIUS ALL THE WAY KIDDOS THEY BETTER END SEASON END TWO WITH MOBIUS GETTING HIS GOTDAM JET SKI)

But don't ignore Jotun Loki. He's currently the superior smeggsy man in this shrine👀🥭🔪

My birthday Loki merch!!!! I got the hoodie and even though it's not Loki, I have the night manager to read! I hope it's as spicy in some parts just like the show 🥭🥭

The Loki horns I bought online a year ago and I have cosplayed as him, ( psst👀 I even won a costume contest once as him when I was still in school)

But the best part? 😈

I'm engaged to him, bitches. It's over 😂 See you SAS members and horny bitches at the wedding, LGG can be the maid of honor and @lokischambermaid can be the wedding planner. .😂😂😂😂

@lokischambermaid @lokisgoodgirl

Aaaaaaaa!!!!! What a treat this is!! 💁🏽‍♀️😂🥰

I lovvvvvvve the funko line up! The Avenger 1 Loki is AMAZING!!!!

I bet that full cosplay is incredible, I'd love love love to see a pic if you want to PM 😁😁 when I saw @liminalpebble s cosplay my brain exploded with joy 😂

And finally..... CONGRATS!!!! I wish you and your Loki variant every happiness ❤️❤️🥰would that we are all so lucky!! I'd be HONOURED to be your MOH. I give a great speech 🤫😉

Thanks so much for sharing this it's made me smile so much!!! I'm so so happy you had a great birthday, you deserve it ❤️😊

[jj-stay]

So I know we haven't talked in a While but I love your writing style and (also hi 👋) I want to know if you can do chan introducing you to his friends or other idols he is friendly with outside of skz but still in the industry (like at music awards) and you get really shy when u meet your bias form another group and like chan makes fun of you but still gets a signed photo card

Idk if it's too much but I might see enhypen in public soon and I need the mental support 😭

I had multiple ideas for this prompt, so I decided to: "you know what here you go multiple." congratulations you now have the option to pick choose and refuse what you like. sorry for the late reply exams have been kicking my behind... but at least I'm free now... whoever told me that college was fun ...llllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeed

Title: A Night to Remember

Hey there, Tumblr fam! It’s your girl [jj-stay] bouncing onto your feed with some fresh fanfic flair! 🌟

Today, I’m serving up a heaping spoonful of love and fluff with my latest creation, starring the one and only [bang chan] and a very lucky [reader]! (Yeah, that could totally be you. 😉)

📖 Word Count: 527 (A perfect bite-size for your daily dose of drama!) 📚 Age Suitability: 16+ (We keep it classy here!) 💌 Request Status: Open (Hit me up!) 💑 Romantic Pairing: Chan x Reader (Get ready for butterflies!) 🌈 Genre Vibes: All the fluff, all the romance, all the feels!

🚨 Trigger Warning: Expect some light teasing. Chan’s got jokes! 🛑 Disclaimer: Total fiction alert! Any resemblance to actual events, or locales or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Get cozy, grab your favorite snack, and dive into a story where romance is just a page flip away! And hey, if you love what you read, don’t be shy—drop a comment, send a reblog, and make this writer’s day! 😊💖

As we all know, Chan from Stray Kids is not only a talented artist but also an incredibly sweet and caring boyfriend! So, here's what went down at the recent music awards when he introduced his significant other (aka, the luckiest person on earth) to some of his famous friends from the K-pop industry! 🎶🏆

It was a glamorous night, filled with incredible performances and the brightest stars of the industry. Our precious Chan was all dressed up in a dapper suit, looking ethereal as ever. And by his side, his s/o, who couldn't help but feel a mixture of excitement and nervousness, was adorned with a stunning outfit that perfectly captured their unique style. 💫

As they entered the venue, Chan held their hand tightly, giving reassurance and comfort. He wanted this night to be perfect for both of them. Amongst the crowd of idols, they noticed some familiar faces, some of Chan's closest friends outside of SKZ. The room was buzzing with energy, but our s/o started to feel shy and overwhelmed.

Just as they were trying to gather their thoughts, their eyes locked with none other than the idol they have adored for so long - Nishimura Riki of Enhypen. It felt like time stood still for a moment, and their heart skipped a beat. They couldn't believe they were standing face-to-face with their ultimate bias!

Chan, being the playful tease that he is, couldn't resist noticing their sudden shyness. A smirk crept upon his lips as he squeezed their hand subtly, sharing a knowing look with their friends who found the situation utterly adorable. 😏

But our sweet boyfriend immediately put their mind at ease. He leaned closer and whispered, "Babe, don't worry. Riki is just as excited to meet you. I told him all about you, and he genuinely can't wait to get to know you better. You're amazing, and everyone here knows it!" His words melted away their nervousness, replacing it with a feeling of warmth and utmost affection. ❤️

Soon enough, they found themselves engaged in delightful conversations, laughter filling the air. The nervousness that once occupied their heart was now replaced with a sense of belonging. They realized that in this industry, relationships can thrive and grow, bridging gaps and building friendships between fans and idols alike.

As the night drew to a close, Chan surprised them with a small and thoughtful gift - a signed photo card of their beloved bias, Riki. The look of sheer joy and love on their face was worth a thousand words. Chan wrapped his arms around them, holding them close, knowing that this night would forever be etched in their hearts as one of their most treasured memories.

And that, my lovely followers, is how Chan and his s/o shared a cute and fluffy moment at the music awards, showing us just how magical and heartwarming love can be in the K-pop community

Until next time,

jj-stay

taglist: @kflixnet

[anyathefandom]

❄️The liason diaries❄️

So I'm currently taking the liason journey because I'm curious about them (I've never watched their story and out the blue I was tempted to🤷)

So the year is 1999 to the first month of 2000...

Him listening intently and being there for her as she grieves lucky. I'm just really loving their friendship right now because he's the only one that's not trying to get her to cheer up and expecting her to put on a facade. He's just allowing her this space to be honest about her anger and anguish over someone she deeply loved. Like it's so great how he's basically like "I will never tell you how you should feel" and she greatly appreciates that.

Liz loving bike rides because it makes her feel like she's flying so that leads to Paint the wind which also leads to Jason explaining how he doesn't really connect to art and seems to connect more with photographs because it's more realistic and it's really sweet how she takes the time to explain her painting to him and what the colors are and how proud she is that he gets it after she explains it.

Also her going Jason isn't just Emily's older brother to her anymore because she's now getting to know him as her friend.😌

Sidenote: Just saw the CarSon sex scene (which I have seen before) and Whew the chem is the chem. Their toxic but hot🤷 I mean sonny is pretty terrible with the way he speaks to Carly which is why I find that pairing to be so yikes. Note: It just feels like he hates that he's attracted to her and tries to combat his attraction to her with tearing her down every time they speak to each other.

Also sonny's scenes make me go "Your trying to act like sleeping with Carly was for Jason's benefit but be for real...You just wanted an excuse to fuck Carly didn't you?😂"

The dance scene made me hurt for Liz because all she wanted to do was close her eyes and pretend she was dancing with lucky.😔

Let me add that the CarSon sex scene/Jason getting shot montage was everything.👐

Her finding him in the snow and not wanting to leave his side and with all that snow it had to be freezing outside but Liz gave him her coat to keep him warm and Later why bobbie is working on him he tells her to put her coat back on because he doesn't want her to get cold.

Sidenote: Listen Sonny was sooooo terrible yet sooooo fine.🌝

Jason: You smell like snow. Liz: Snow doesn't have a smell. Jason: Yes it does. Me:🥺

These hurt/comfort scenes with Liz taking caring of Jason in her studio is hitting and the fact that people tried to compare Jex to this is an abomination. Like naaah Jex can't touch them. I'm sure Jex wished they had their substance.

Carly stalking Jason right now is taking me out. Girlie is creeping around corners and sneaking in when Liz is gone and pulling fire alarms and Jason still ain't trying to give her the time of day. She left her gloves once and he threw them bitches out. Like she don't understand that man is hurt and can't stand her right now😂😭

And we got Nikolas lurking around too and even going far as to busting in her studio because he thinks their sleeping together. Like babes are you serious right now???

Not grandma Audrey trying to get Jason up out of here.🖐️

Liz really declared her independence from Audrey because she refused to be cowed about Audrey wanting her to stay away from jason.

Liz talking about how she isn't fit to be taking care of anyone because she has the patience of a gnat had me giggling because irony.🤭

Liz getting a Charlie Brown tree and them decorating it together is the cutest.😊

These writers back then knew what they were doing because the dialogue slaps.

Sidenote: Jason's late 90s fashion was actually pretty diverse. I mean it's the same pallet of colors (Grey, black,and dark green) but at least it's not always a black t shirt and jeans like further down the line.🥴

Another sidenote: Liz's winter wardrobe makes me want to go into her closet and steal everything she has. The fashion was on point.💅

The globe scene made me realize the writers have done such a disservice to Jason's character because the minute he started to describe a country from the globe I went "Wait a minute this man reaaaads???" It's not that I thought Jason was dumb I just didn't think he had time to find these things out because he's character is basically on call to CarSon later on and we don't see him have hobbies.🙈

Okay Jason and Liz was just having a cute friendly moment at the hospital with him teasing her about her Santa hat and Nik really took this as Jason harassing her.🥴

Like my goodness I now understand why most liason fans don't like him. I used to think it was just because of how dirty they did Becky's character during the niz affair sl because the writers were trying to fire her but damn nah it goes waaaay back.😂

Also what I'm suspecting is Nikolas seemed to develop feelings for Liz during this time or maybe he's just a very overprotective friend.👀

Okay but it literally be like this: *liason minding their business* Carly or Nikolas:🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

Everybody to Liz: Listen Jason isn't someone you should be hanging around. Let him go girl. Liz: y'all don't know him like I doooooo🥺

He gave her a leather jacket!😌

It's crazy how I'm actually invested in Jason's character right now. Like his character back then vs who he was in later years are like night and day to me.

Liz calling Jason her safe place. We love to see it.

Liz literally just broke it down to Emily on why Jason is her island and Emily is still like "Okay and what about ME?!" Like girl this is why Liz felt like she couldn't talk to you.🙈

Liz to Emily: Why does everything have to be about you? Me: Girl I'm glad you asked because I was wondering the same thing.🥴

*liz minding her business*Carly: and I took that personally🤷

Sarah joy brown's Carly doesn't make me hate her it just makes me go "Oh girl your down bad tremendously and kind of reek of desperation. Seek help."

Not carly calling Liz pathetic🥴 and the way she's constantly trying to tell Liz Jason doesn't want her just got me going "I guess Carly believes if she reiterates that so many times maybe it'll be true😂" no but seriously I think it's kind of pathetic on Carly's part that she can't understand men and women can be just friends.🤷

Okay but Sonny and Carly really are kind of similar. The way they speak about women who they deem unworthy of breathing is a choice.🥴

Now mobsters are plotting on my girl because they think her and Jason are together. Leaving bombs at her studio and shit😭

Jason really started to confide in sonny about Liz but then stopped because he remembered who he was talking to. Like mans is still hurt over what happened with him and Carly.😔

Sidenote: Something I been noticing is the more time liason spend together the less she mentions lucky which I chalk to meaning she's healing from her grief and just seems to be happier again due to jason. ✨Wow the power of friendship ✨

Just when I said "The power of friendship" here comes the friendship break up because of danger😩. I feel really bad for Liz right now because you can tell this friendship with him had become important to her because he provided a safe space for her that she didn't feel like she was getting from her other friends at the time. She could be as angry and bitter as she wanted to be around him without feeling any pressure to fake a smile.😔

Liz to Jason: The only time I don't hurt is when I'm with you. Me:😭

Nah this friendship break up is hurting my feelings. Jason wants to keep her safe understandably but all she wants is for him to stay in her life because she really could use a friend like him right now.

Jason standing in the snow thinking about her. Oh yeah the angst is about to hit.😌

Liz: I care about you Jason stop asking me to pretend like I don't. I spent all last year pretending. I can't do it anymore. Especially with you.

Liz: Do you miss me? Do you? Jason: Yes. Me: oh I know people died that day because I'm dying right now.🥹

Them going for a ride and drinking hot chocolate on the docks after admitting they miss each other. I planned this.😌

Okay but now I got to start a petition for Liz to get a motorcycle because girlie loved to ride.😂

This montage currently has me in a chokehold:

My thoughts on 99 through first month of 00 is: The build up of their friendship was everything. Liason in this period can be summed up as: Compassionate, Sweet, and tender. I'm really surprised it took me this long to check them out.🙈

Sidenote: I'm thinking about continuing on this journey because they've peaked my interest.😌