#him reminding athena of buck 1.0 is killing me

[epiphainie]

ok, so anyway, imagine if u will: a world where bobby nash gets injured on a call, they place him in a medical coma, he recovers, but when he wakes up he is CONVINCED his name is nate fisher and he died 15 years ago. the 118 have to take care of their on-leave captain who completely lacks the ambition and integrity that he once had, him crashing at all their places, because athena is like i do NOT want that strange man in my house, because nate fisher inhabiting bobby's body is kind of this horny puppy that reminds her too much of s1 Buck and seems a little too focused on sex in all the wrong ways. when the 118 find themselves on a call where Bizarro Bobby was exploring, a former funeral home, they find that Bizarro Bobby has zero emergency instinctual muscle memory but is great at comforting victims. the worst part is that Bizarro Bobby finds this picture of the guy he claims to be in an online obituary from 2005, and it looks exactly like him. "Crazy what you can do on the internet these days," he says. "Hey, have you guys heard of wikipedia?"

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF WIKIPEDIA

bizarro bobby, tho seemingly christian, is so much of a miserable nihilist in his soul that experiencing the lack of sincerity that could only be found in the 2024 internet becomes suicidal (dw tho he has a fear of death)