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marzipanandminutiae · 1 year ago

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Apparently the illegal Hamilton church does a Jesus-ified show like that every year. Beauty and the beast where the beast gets saved is a memorable one

at first I thought this was a mixup with a different church that does an Easter play every year, that Jenny Nicholson did a video about, and which also did a Christian BatB recently

(I watched that breakdown too. I don't think they get what "string him up" means- it's specifically hanging, not just "affix a guy to any thing up in the air")

BUT NO. ILLEGAL HAMILTON CHURCH, TOO, PUT ON A JESUS-IFIED BATB

INCREDIBLE

they also apparently did "The Greatest Conman," which. while I agree with that title on the surface, I doubt their objections to glorifying P.T. Barnum are the same as mine

#ask #anon #but also my guy it's a French story. the Beast is Catholic.#him finding god would involve like...crawling on his knees to Lyon after an ecstatic vision of St. Whoever #(meaning he goes to Lyon normally with a huge retinue and crawls on his knees the last six feet to the cathedral steps but)#(potato potahto)#then he endows an abbey and changes absolutely nothing about his life

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