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[dreamingonmyown]

T-DOG. DESERVED. BETTER.

[ninjafuuzz]

im going batshit insane over these twos,,,, god bless

[aquarines]

he can go from playing a soft bisexual socially-anxious disaster to a bisexual insane serial killer cunt all in a span of one year... sam reid's range

[creativelycomplex]

One thing about Sam Reid is he is not afraid to get ugly with it.

The way this got me soooo hyped for season 3 of interview with the vampire! Season 3 Lestat might kill me.

[sophsun1]

The Newsreader – 1.02: Once In A Lifetime

[circusk]

can they be cute and domestic for TWO seconds?

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

my favorite mulder moments from s6

doing his best to analyze the fragments of the x files left after the fire in episode 1, because he will never give up on anything he sets his mind to

veeeeery carefully handing the mystery beast’s claw to scully for analysis ("is that an animal?" "ain't rupaul")

accidentally traveling through a time warp in episode 3 and attempting to convince the ww2 soldiers that the war is actually over, then giggling at his own luck in tracing down the missing ship (NERD! nerd)

then finding ww2 era scully and being so confused as to why she doesn’t know him because… that’s scully!!! who knows him better than anyone in the world!

being trapped in the body of someone else in episode 4, and when he sees the photo of that guy’s wife and kids, he sadly whispers “scully” (and then when his “wife” slaps him awake, he AGAIN mumbles “scully”... yeah, she really is your family, huh?)

trying so hard to convince scully it’s really him trapped in someone else’s body: “your mother’s name is margaret, your brother’s name is bill jr. he’s in the navy and he HATES me” and the desperation in his voice when she still doesn't believe him :(

episode 5: “hey scully? i, uh, know it’s not your normal life, but thanks for coming out there with me” (there will always be bonus points for emotional communication and then even MORE bonus points for his reaction to discovering the waterbed right after. i'd frame it if i could)

maurice roasting him in episode 6 for being “prone to obsessive compulsiveness, workaholism, antisocialism- fertile fields for the descent into total wacko breakdown” <- get his ass

“you know why you think you’ve seen the things you do?” “because… i have seen them?” <- the SASS in that delivery! oh my!

finding the case file that spender shredded up in episode 7 and taping it together so he could investigate himself… lmao, that’s a man that gets results!

and then his great strategy for getting answers on that case being to annoy a demon until something happens... and it works <3

his reaction in episode 8 to scully being referred to as “the missus”; he mouths “oh!” and fidgets a bit, looking both terrible awkward and pleased, haha

and who can forget the iconic “i do not GAZE at scully”? surely not i!

finding skinner sick in his office late at night in episode 9- claiming he's just saying hello, then asking him if he’ll be okay, turning off all of the lights so he felt more comfortable, and angling a desk lamp so scully could inspect him

getting very jealous when scully gets assigned to the case of the mysterious death photographer in episode 10 without him: “i’m thinking murder by telekinesis. i’m thinking maybe a shamanistic death touch. i’m thinking about the muslim superstition that to photograph someone is to steal their soul” (and his righteous fury at the idea of them being separated 🙁)

being nosy throughout the whole episode because somehow he ended up with the files from kersh’s computer and calling her for frequent updates (and using a silly voice to say “we used to sit next to each other at the FBI” to make her smile while she's super annoyed with terrible agent ritter)

hunting through the FBI archives at 9 am to track down information for scully’s case, and when he learns that she is in danger and not picking up her phone, immediately calling trash agent ritter to go check in on her

when said trash partner SHOOTS and nearly KILLS scully, he goes to visit her in the hospital a week later, and corners him, saying only that he is a lucky man. you KNOW he wanted to get violent. amazing self-restraint on him!

grabbing scully’s hand in her hospital bed and smiling, telling her the doctor said her recovery is amazing- she’s still so sad, and he says “death only looks for you once you seek its opposite”

gym mulder in episodes 11 and 12... the basketball... yeah ❤️

trying to be kind in episode 13 and it immediately backfiring in that cringe-inducing fashion that only he is capable of achieving: “stay there, mrs. suarez. we're going to make sure your baby makes it safely into the world” “well, thank you, but i’m not in labor. and my name is not suarez, it’s villareal. he tells people i’m his wife. like he’s so macho”

the wind-up chattering teeth on the desk in episode 14 <3

how wildly excited he was to play house in episode 15- “hey, oooh wait a minute, you didn’t let me carry you over the threshold”

and then taunting all of the neighbors with his stupid basketball hoop, LMAOOO

in episode 16, he knows off the top of his head how many years ago the wanshang dhole went extinct

rare communication w for mulder in episode 17 when they get into their usual spat about his theory not being scientifically possible and he decides to instead focus them on what they both agree on: the need to find june

opening up about how important baseball is to him in episode 19: “it’s like the numbers talk to me, they comfort me, they tell me that even though lots of things can change, some things do remain the same. it’s-" "boring?” (pouty mulder face as scully teases him)

AND his recitation to arthur dales of how many home runs mickey mantle hit with each hand

chatting with arthur dales and telling on himself when it comes to his feelings: “do you believe that love can make a man shapeshift?” “i guess… women change men all the time” “i’m not talking about women” (they then share hot dogs, pizza, and chinese takeout)

AND paying that little boy to help him surprise scully with the baseball date- sharing something that is both personal to him and plain fun with her

scully asks him what more he hopes to find in episode 22, and he answers “my sister” 💔 because that is still at the heart of every single action he does after all of this time… no matter which way the plot veers, who the bad guys of the week are, or where life leads him, it's always about samantha and that guilt he harbors over her

[coffeeteafox]

We need more Dale appreciation. Dude is so wholesome in his heart and shows it through his actions (love me an acts of service type character) and honestly it makes me so happy. Takes care of his brother for years while he's nonverbal and functionally brain dead and treats him with unconditional love. He takes care of anyone close to him, no question. Even though he's quiet and doesn't verbally communicate his love and appreciation, he goes out of his way to show it through actions. It makes me so happy and I love so much <3

[rabbit-inwonderland]

one of my favourite things in in other lands is that elliot is such an unreliable narrator that you can really only tell on a reread. like sure, some of the things he says it's oh no boy you are definitely not comprehending something here (see Luke being upset for Unknown Reasons after elliot revealed that Adam tried to kiss him) but other things he presents so matter of factly that you really gotta look at what he's saying to see all the levels of bullshit going on

and this is majorly in part due to his massive amounts of self loathing

[fountainpenguin]

Sneak Peek: Out of context doodles for Dale's upcoming full character profile that crack me up:

[scootersscooter]

I hate Dale Dimmadome. I love Dale Dimmadome. I need to EXPLODE THAT MAN WITH MY MIND!!!

[houndsabbath]

okay but i feel like a frequent topic of discussion with dale would be if he needs more filler or not, you’d be begging him not to and tell him he looks so beautiful the way he is but he’d lie and say he’s going out for supplies and come back with gauze on his face, coming up to you and telling you it’s okay and he’s sorry but it makes him happy

[aquarines]

suffering (and beautiful)

[creativelycomplex]

That’s pookie bear Jennings

Sam Reid is really doing his thing in season 3 of the newsreader, I’m not ready for it to end.

[dimmadomeglobal]

Bro's past 4 posts have been about dalepreg.

Now it's the past five posts, yay! I shall now use this as an excuse to yap about dalepreg.

I'm kinda torn between Dale getting pregnant by accident from a one night stand or him getting pregnant on purpose using a sperm donor. On one hand, Dale probably doesn't get laid very often if at all, and thus, would be unlikely to get pregnant. If he did, he'd probably get an abortion considering how it's going to affect his productivity. On the other hand, he probably wouldn't voluntarily get pregnant. He'd probably hire a surrogate instead and do IVF. Though considering how hands on Dale is with his work, he might actually agree to gestate his kid himself, reasoning that he won't have to worry about a surrogate doing the pregnancy wrong.

Dale treated the pregnancy as another project, and he called it Project Development. When Dev was born, Dale just kept calling him Development. He also didn't take a leave because he's Dale Dimmadome. That man never takes breaks.

He absolutely hated being pregnant. Dale had morning sickness which he preferred to call "all day sickness" because it lasted all day. He was tired all the time and his already present mood swings became even more frequent and intense. Though it's probably a bit of a good thing that he has such noticeable symptoms. He probably barely notices his bodily sensations. If he didn't have such symptoms, he'd probably not realize he was pregnant until much later. He might even go to the hospital for a tummy ache only to come out a father.

Although the morning sickness went away after the first trimester, he remained tired and grumpy for the rest of the pregnancy. Often, he would try to work, only to fall asleep at his desk.

As out-there as this sounds, I imagined that he was happy to become a father, or at the very least he wasn't against it. He's continuing the Dimmadome family legacy, what an honor! He could teach the baby to become an incredible businessman just like him and Doug! He cares deeply about the family legacy and his goal to conquer the world through capitalism and wealth accumulation, and having a kid is a part of that goal. But he didn't bother with all of the other crap that comes with having a kid, like y'know.... the fact that they need to be loved and cared for.

Okay, that's all.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

zeddison headcanons because i want them both and i need them back neow

they're both queer (not really a niche headcanon but i'm putting it)

it took zed many months to get over the dog imitation habit

(ignoring the queer headcanon for a sec) addison is the biggest ally to ever ally. like one of those obnoxious allies but it works for her

^full on rainbow cake and celebration when literally anyone comes out, but she'll also be lowkey if requested

they are "me? obsessed with you? yes, yes i am" personified (about each other, ofc)

addison was zed's anchor when it came time to learn how to control his zombie state (similar to kipo and her anchor from kataow)

addison knows enough of the zombie language to have conversations but struggles with pronunciation (i'm slightly projecting with this one i fear)

they're literally always holding hands or linking their arms/pinkies (literally canon)

addison lets zoey dress her up and do her hair, especially after she got her true alien hair

^zed has a whole album of pictures of addison after zoey's makeovers (simply just because he loves them both so much, literally only like 3 were taken for funny reasons)

zed has dyscalculia but thought that it was just a zombie brain issue for the longest time (yes, he's canonically top of his class. yes, i'm giving him dyscalculia. both can be true)

^once he figured out what he had, he had to be practically begged by addison and his friends to ask for accommodations

addison is insanely touch-starved but presents herself like she's not (i definitely feel like dale and missy weren't the most physically affectionate parents, and i assume that angie (her most touchy relative) died when addison was young)

addison is closer to eliza and bonzo than zed is to bree (this is pretty much supported by a handful of scenes in the movies but whatever)

^don't get it confused, zed and bree are still very friendly to each other, as she is addison's best friend and bonzo's girlfriend

addison's baked dessert of choice is muffins, especially fruit muffins

^zed hates the sensation of cooked fruit (we're projecting again) but he eats them anyway to make addison happy

^once addison finds out he doesn't like cooked fruit, she then feels really bad for giving him so many muffins to taste-test and recruits zoey and bonzo instead

zed is greek (at least on his dad's side, due to the "-polis")

zed ends up pursuing a career that does not require more years of school due to his gifted-kid burnout (we all know he has it) being so bad

^addison most likely pursued something in the hospitality industry, became a politician like her mom (but like an actually good one), or became a defense lawyer

^i also feel like addison's the breadwinner of their relationship (not that that matters in the slightest just a thought)