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[dreamingonmyown]

T-DOG. DESERVED. BETTER.

[ninjafuuzz]

im going batshit insane over these twos,,,, god bless

[aquarines]

he can go from playing a soft bisexual socially-anxious disaster to a bisexual insane serial killer cunt all in a span of one year... sam reid's range

[circusk]

can they be cute and domestic for TWO seconds?

[sophsun1]

The Newsreader – 1.02: Once In A Lifetime

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I finished watching the newsreader and I am unfortunately here to report that I am now as dead inside as Dale

[rabbitsinwonderland]

one of my favourite things in in other lands is that elliot is such an unreliable narrator that you can really only tell on a reread. like sure, some of the things he says it's oh no boy you are definitely not comprehending something here (see Luke being upset for Unknown Reasons after elliot revealed that Adam tried to kiss him) but other things he presents so matter of factly that you really gotta look at what he's saying to see all the levels of bullshit going on

and this is majorly in part due to his massive amounts of self loathing

[eliza-the-hunted]

Me: Oh my god, how can people actually like Dale. Is this ironic posting? Are people really thirsty for a child neglecter? How can you look at Devs cute smile and then thirst after the man who shattered it??

Also me: *Becomes entranced by screencaps and also the way people draw him* Hmmm...but what if...I molded him like play dough.

(Also also me: *has a history of liking way more problematic and disturbing men in fiction, so why feel shame for adding to the pile?*)

[fountainpenguin]

Sneak Peek: Out of context doodles for Dale's upcoming full character profile that crack me up:

[scootersscooter]

I hate Dale Dimmadome. I love Dale Dimmadome. I need to EXPLODE THAT MAN WITH MY MIND!!!

[houndsabbath]

okay but i feel like a frequent topic of discussion with dale would be if he needs more filler or not, you’d be begging him not to and tell him he looks so beautiful the way he is but he’d lie and say he’s going out for supplies and come back with gauze on his face, coming up to you and telling you it’s okay and he’s sorry but it makes him happy

[dimmadomeglobal]

Bro's past 4 posts have been about dalepreg.

Now it's the past five posts, yay! I shall now use this as an excuse to yap about dalepreg.

I'm kinda torn between Dale getting pregnant by accident from a one night stand or him getting pregnant on purpose using a sperm donor. On one hand, Dale probably doesn't get laid very often if at all, and thus, would be unlikely to get pregnant. If he did, he'd probably get an abortion considering how it's going to affect his productivity. On the other hand, he probably wouldn't voluntarily get pregnant. He'd probably hire a surrogate instead and do IVF. Though considering how hands on Dale is with his work, he might actually agree to gestate his kid himself, reasoning that he won't have to worry about a surrogate doing the pregnancy wrong.

Dale treated the pregnancy as another project, and he called it Project Development. When Dev was born, Dale just kept calling him Development. He also didn't take a leave because he's Dale Dimmadome. That man never takes breaks.

He absolutely hated being pregnant. Dale had morning sickness which he preferred to call "all day sickness" because it lasted all day. He was tired all the time and his already present mood swings became even more frequent and intense. Though it's probably a bit of a good thing that he has such noticeable symptoms. He probably barely notices his bodily sensations. If he didn't have such symptoms, he'd probably not realize he was pregnant until much later. He might even go to the hospital for a tummy ache only to come out a father.

Although the morning sickness went away after the first trimester, he remained tired and grumpy for the rest of the pregnancy. Often, he would try to work, only to fall asleep at his desk.

As out-there as this sounds, I imagined that he was happy to become a father, or at the very least he wasn't against it. He's continuing the Dimmadome family legacy, what an honor! He could teach the baby to become an incredible businessman just like him and Doug! He cares deeply about the family legacy and his goal to conquer the world through capitalism and wealth accumulation, and having a kid is a part of that goal. But he didn't bother with all of the other crap that comes with having a kid, like y'know.... the fact that they need to be loved and cared for.

Okay, that's all.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

zeddison headcanons because i want them both and i need them back neow

they're both queer (not really a niche headcanon but i'm putting it)

it took zed many months to get over the dog imitation habit

(ignoring the queer headcanon for a sec) addison is the biggest ally to ever ally. like one of those obnoxious allies but it works for her

^full on rainbow cake and celebration when literally anyone comes out, but she'll also be lowkey if requested

they are "me? obsessed with you? yes, yes i am" personified (about each other, ofc)

addison was zed's anchor when it came time to learn how to control his zombie state (similar to kipo and her anchor from kataow)

addison knows enough of the zombie language to have conversations but struggles with pronunciation (i'm slightly projecting with this one i fear)

they're literally always holding hands or linking their arms/pinkies (literally canon)

addison lets zoey dress her up and do her hair, especially after she got her true alien hair

^zed has a whole album of pictures of addison after zoey's makeovers (simply just because he loves them both so much, literally only like 3 were taken for funny reasons)

zed has dyscalculia but thought that it was just a zombie brain issue for the longest time (yes, he's canonically top of his class. yes, i'm giving him dyscalculia. both can be true)

^once he figured out what he had, he had to be practically begged by addison and his friends to ask for accommodations

addison is insanely touch-starved but presents herself like she's not (i definitely feel like dale and missy weren't the most physically affectionate parents, and i assume that angie (her most touchy relative) died when addison was young)

addison is closer to eliza and bonzo than zed is to bree (this is pretty much supported by a handful of scenes in the movies but whatever)

^don't get it confused, zed and bree are still very friendly to each other, as she is addison's best friend and bonzo's girlfriend

addison's baked dessert of choice is muffins, especially fruit muffins

^zed hates the sensation of cooked fruit (we're projecting again) but he eats them anyway to make addison happy

^once addison finds out he doesn't like cooked fruit, she then feels really bad for giving him so many muffins to taste-test and recruits zoey and bonzo instead

zed is greek (at least on his dad's side, due to the "-polis")

zed ends up pursuing a career that does not require more years of school due to his gifted-kid burnout (we all know he has it) being so bad

^addison most likely pursued something in the hospitality industry, became a politician like her mom (but like an actually good one), or became a defense lawyer

^i also feel like addison's the breadwinner of their relationship (not that that matters in the slightest just a thought)

[aquarines]

suffering (and beautiful)

[r0semultiverse]

I can't believe they turned Dale into a Jojo reference.

[blazeball]

i love to do this