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#footballz happy birthday to Rufus Porter! You were a very good special teams player and eventually a dece sacker of quarterbacks in the pros! As a youth when I connected my own personhood to sports (I mean I do now but with at least an acknowledgement that I do and the ability to not cry when my team loses) I identified with you very much! Not just because you played for my beautiful darlings the Seahawks in their coolest uniforms ever (I mean LOOK AT THOSE) but because you did hard work without the credit that you deserved! And somehow I thought I was also doing that! In grade school! Look, I wasn’t a very smart child! Anyway you’re Wikipedia page is hilariously generic (there are sections for the three teams that you played for and each one is a single sentence relating how many seasons you played for the team) but I hope it get visited many times today, Rufus Porter, because it’s your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #rufusporter #seattleseahawks #neworleanssaints #tampabaybuccaneers #underappreciated #senseofself #dumbkidlogic #hilariouswikipediapages