#hijink speaks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Concept: LQR big naturals but also with the flattest ass. Make him a titty dorito

Lan Qiren Breasted Boobily down the stairs of Cloud Recess

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[kingofhearts709]

i feel like arcade would sit my low int courier down and pick apart their brain like he would plants for his stimpaks. he would ask questions like "what compels you to run headfirst into a nest of cazadores without so much as a single antivenom?" and my courier would say "i dunno i just like the colours of their wings!" and arcade would go "hmm yes interesting" and jot down 'shiny object syndrome' in his growing list of problems he will have to deal with while travelling with this bumbling mess of a person.

[blakbonnet]

Ed and Stede trick or treating each other and despite 'treat' being sex, they'll both be picking trick over and over to pull off previously unexpected hijinks and schemes :3

[moonshynecybin]

in the fco au, how would they deal with homophobic comments from the media? i feel they would be especially more cruel towards marc

this is interesting because like yes. marc got the massive brunt of homophobic comments directed his way in the wake of sepang because he was younger and twinkier at the time and he was the one painted as both instigator and villian in many ways (esp in italy). but. it’s not like vale didn’t also get a lot of that same flavor of nasty pointed at him when he was younger for being somewhat androgynous and wearing his little earring and dying his hair and carting his boybestfriend uccio around with him everywhere. prejudice ironically does not discriminate. frankly there’s more value uccio gay rumors floating around from the late 2000s then marc throwing ass at the gay club ones from 2015. not that this is a motorcycle racers facing veiled homophobia competition lmao.

SOOO fco au. i actually think they both get blasted pretty hard here in ways that poke at their vulnerable little underbellies…. that same way childhood bullies always know which precise slur to call you before you yourself even know what you have goin on…. like oh they called me gay and they made fun of me for being gay and they were RIGHT. and i think it sucks! i think there’s a billion little shitty articles and fan edits (this would be 2016. for context on the global reality of cultural homophobia at the time every usamerican primetime television of a gay person had to have a full. gay is okay ! type monologue attached to them at some point…), that dig at a lot of their little neuroses… like it IS a sport with a traditionally masculine fanbase and i think they catch some strays !

but i also think they are both people who fundamentally don’t feel a lot of shame for being their weird little gay selves. vale never stopped wearing the earring or hanging with uccio, and marc is still doing homosexual pole dances to the public on national television basically biweekly at this point… they are people pleasers yes, but they also have a lot of integrity of self. they enjoy being liked, but on their own terms… and i also really truly do think it’s a LOT easier for them because they have a buddy in all this. someone to divert the tension… someone who ALSO has the insane goat credentials and can essentially silence any “can they perform on track” questions… so ultimately i think it’s another factor in the rosquez PR team up that dominates the fic where they’re being aggressively charming at the world writ large here… AND dorna would have incentive to help so i think it’s a lot of silly ass pr vids on the motogp instagram and stuff. rosquez plays the newlywed game and is alarmingly competitive about it. marc is trying to cheat. etc.

[nebulousfishgills]

HOW IS MISS MINUTES THE MOST TERRIFYING MARVEL CHARACTER THEY'VE EVER CREATED

[bmpmp3]

and another thing about vocal synth fans: we will always find some adult male voicebank to turn into a funny little clown for our amusement. some guy to communally bully in our talkloids, the miserable straightman to the shenanigans, the sad little freak punchline to our jokes. it happened to kaito. it happened to gakupo. it happened genbu. it even happened a bit to kevin (although he seems to have looped around somehow). and it will happen to you too, frimomen. it will happen to you too.

[shima-draws]

HMMM yeah starting to understand why a lot of people don’t like the Dressrosa arc

[waateeystein]

In less than 24 hours I'll be in London and will officially begin what I've dubbed the "Mary Shelley Pilgrimage." I'll be in London (and briefly Geneva in July) for a study abroad trip this summer, and I'm very selfishly using my free time to visit as many Mary Shelley landmarks as I possibly can. I've been planning and plotting for months, and I'm so excited and anxious to get started!

If anyone has some really obscure suggestions of Mary Shelley landmarks to visit in England and Switzerland, I'd love suggestions! I do already have a pretty extensive list of spots, but if y'all have some good hidden gems, please share!

(And like any sane Mary Shelley fan, of course I'm bringing my 1818 copy with me to see the sights.)

[littlegnome145]

Every few weeks I am in some way reminded of my "Brumation" crackfic oneshot that I have tucked away in my writing app and suffer. If I had just written it to begin with it would've already been done, but ARGGG

[judassprince]

Been getting into a story idea i want to work into a longer form. Part of me is anxious that if I talk about it too early I’ll never finish it lol

Idk how do we feel about slutty clown boys being abducted to entertain a fae court?

[sa-bo]

Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die

[captainmullin]

AUs I want to eventually write:

- my modern/college!AU that I have pieces for but they're not coherent (grandjeeta twin shenanigans as per usual)

- actor!AU where the anime/game is a TV show (could possibly work with the modern!AU?)

- flowershop and car mechanic AU with mullin/rackam will always live rent free in my head. rackam is just granblue's version of a Car Guy™️ you understand

[happi-tree]

we love silly gays in THIS household!!! gimme the sweet sweet oakworthy and swiftli thoughts 👉👈

Aye aye, Nyx!!! o7

Oakworthy up first! Absolutely tragic that they don't have a bingo </3

Now for the Swiftli stans out there... also no wins hell is REAL

[carneflower13]

the little shop of horrors cartoon they put out in the 90s was a great idea in THEORY.....too bad it was executed so poorly that it only got 13 episodes

[moonshynecybin]

the early 2000s of it all in the same age au makes me crazy actually…… also. crucial to imagine marc in the fashion of the time. in fact it’s all i’ve been able to think abt the last few days !

this was the most y2k ass photo of marc i could find. literally what WOULD marc look like if vale was actually present (as a peer) in his life from a young age and was pushing him to do tacky clothing choices and it was Y2K so all the clothing choices were kind of tacky anyways. would jncos be involved. what kind of horrible sunglasses shape would they create. marc's not a jewelry guy but what if. peer pressured into getting an ant tattoo. like truly if anything could crack that aggressively clean cut and comfy aesthetic he has going on it would be this... like please contrast with the wonderful and hypnotic images that maina @kingofthering sent me...

LIKE. i would like 2 see it.....

[nebulousfishgills]

My beloved (AO3) is away at war (DDoS attack) so I'm forced to seek alternative, lesser forms of comfort (actually reading Twilight instead of better Twilight Fanfiction).